Tweets by @stilgherrian / February 3rd, 2022

campuscodi haha, get rekt pic.twitter.com/KR4k0bCmyo

10:48 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

profsarahj Leave the @AusElectoralCom alone! pic.twitter.com/KKZpr0OmF0

10:36 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

WHO If you are a policy-maker, implementer, or researcher working on #COVID19 testing and/or self-testing at any level,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gq

10:25 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

GiovanniTorre I reckon if the polling in WA gets bad enough the Liberals will burn Christian Porter in a wickerman. pic.twitter.com/3EQLj7LRjC

10:23 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

ez_angus WTF is going on in Pittsburgh?? pic.twitter.com/Nyg3PVgwUe

9:11 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@NewtonMark It’s not too late to go back.

10:04 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

@GrogsGamut Solidarity!

9:38 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to GrogsGamut

It’s OK, Ladies, I muted you long before you blocked me lol. pic.twitter.com/wqivi8IEyv

9:35 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

Histreepix Edwardian lady has her fortune told by a certified anklologist, ‘thigh-reader’ and vaginomancer. 1905. pic.twitter.com/8pgW20q2Tl

1:32 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

All hail Eris! We* once did this to a housemate but with tiny ceramic green frogs.

* No names, no arrests. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

9:31 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

djp1974 I’m in the control group ..pic.twitter.com/LbD5H9xgmImI

7:44 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

jayblanc Here’s a handy flow chart to help you understand if an NFT related transaction is a scam or not. pic.twitter.com/GQNjKmaXFM

7:28 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@andrewdotnich This is quite an amazing story and I want to know more.

9:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to andrewdotnich

andrewdotnich Jackpot. pic.twitter.com/ULXqRQdAsW

9:28 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

Canaffle My friend showed me how they fixed the water stain on the ceiling in their office. pic.twitter.com/ksnF1QAtQv

1:08 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

I couldn’t possibly recommend this, because it sounds illegal-ish. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

9:25 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@upulie @19bk69 @matttburke @stufromoz I’s forgotten about blocklists, but he’s on the case already so I think he’l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rD

9:24 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie

@upulie @19bk69 @matttburke @stufromoz Yeah the harassment he’s be copping is intense too. Sigh.

9:22 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie

anticapitalizm just once i’d like a pregnancy test commercial where the woman screams “FUCK” and smashes her apartment to bits

4:20 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@JustJimWillDo That makes sense. I mean, it doesn’t, but you know what I mean.

9:20 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

@jasonandrade I do like the idea of the AEC having a travel writer.

9:19 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to jasonandrade

@jasonandrade OK so two things here, Jason…

1. I am not responsible for any of this.

2. Wot lol.

9:14 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to jasonandrade

Meanwhile in Texas, apparently… and yes this is a thing… a butterfly sanctuary is under police protection after..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OE

9:14 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@NewtonMark @upulie @matttburke @stufromoz Oh and because Leo went on Bolt after being invited, that PROVES the who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

9:10 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@Leo_Puglisi6 “Mute early, mute often.”

9:09 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to Leo_Puglisi6

@NewtonMark @upulie @matttburke @stufromoz That and, at least for non-Asians and other Free People (snerk!), there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r0

9:08 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@19bk69 @upulie @matttburke @stufromoz Anyway, if you follow either the @/AusElectoralCom or @/Leo_Puglisi6 and wat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

9:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@19bk69 @upulie @matttburke @stufromoz Also, because Leo pointed out that their weird election ideas were wrong, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8

9:03 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 19bk69

@upulie @matttburke @stufromoz OK, here’s one paragraph. Tell me is you want to know more. Short version: Guy in hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t6

8:57 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie

@upulie @matttburke @stufromoz And you’re better off for it, trust me. The more you know, the more there is to hate.

8:53 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie

@upulie @matttburke @stufromoz No, look, don’t do this to yourself @upulie. You will regret asking.

8:50 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to upulie

Let’s give Elizabeth Farrelly a go. pic.twitter.com/xYYz8edKeO

8:48 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Lol. pic.twitter.com/KXBytMLuUe

8:45 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

No but I’ll do it now. twitter.com/Pleasure_Lab/s…

8:33 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@JustJimWillDo @Terrytoo69 Let me introduce you to Popping Tins, an occasional newsletter about the joys of explori..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

8:31 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

Histreepix Exposed! Tomothy Crint (below) was one of a small number of children discovered to be operating JFK by wires. 1961. pic.twitter.com/rNedyj5Pf6

8:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

andrewdotnich *swears in Bluey* twitter.com/_RodolfoOcampo… pic.twitter.com/MDKuo9JbeU

8:28 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@hj1georg It looks like a fun little toy. You first one there is quite the paragraph.

8:22 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to hj1georg

@JustJimWillDo This one from Aldi? pic.twitter.com/7g05HGinRZ

8:21 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

@paulbam3 That is fantastic. And the line “Too drunk to drive again” is both the title and the lead-in to the chorus.

8:17 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to paulbam3

@NewtonMark As someone said earlier, we have to keep reminding ourselves that it was BRS who initiated this defo trial.

8:16 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

Yes I’d be surprised too lol. pic.twitter.com/ajlwUUDlG1

8:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Much better lol. pic.twitter.com/3EcooAokis

8:01 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

So then I pushed the 30-character limit by trying “feral Labor voters and Nazis” and “Leo the young TV journalist”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6

8:00 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I tried it with “lonely old woman” and “pandemic” and got this… pic.twitter.com/w2Uvr0yH9z

7:58 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

So I saw this, which looked interesting… twitter.com/_RodolfoOcampo…

7:57 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

NewtonMark @sexenheimer I guess? pic.twitter.com/DDZ7hnIkbN

7:38 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

sexenheimer When a bunch of people are following me and I haven’t really been tweeting I can only assume it’s because there is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JF

9:39 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

This tweet seems to be a bit of a Rorschach test. Some people’s responses reveal much more than they might have tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7L

7:36 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I haven’t read any other tweet in this thread but I now want to hear someone try this on. twitter.com/_BertHandsome/…

7:35 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@allrite @dobes My plan is to inject the pet microchip database into the electoral roll so the local Cat Ladies get like 30 votes each.

1:40 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to allrite

dyatlovassincdt Any day now the Dripshit Extended Universe will start posting four hour round table videos on YouTube where geologi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23

1:11 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Massey-Ferguson forever! twitter.com/MOTAT_NZ/statu…

1:31 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@dobes My name is Votey McVoteface and Mrs Votey McVoteface and …

1:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@7ampodcast OK this is way, way more grim than I expected, so that joke is in even worse taste than I was planning. Sorry.

12:43 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Inside Australia’s hottest prison”, and it’s not at all what I was imagining. 7ampodcast.com.au/episodes/insid…

12:39 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

Airminded no lies detected twitter.com/vidyarrrr/stat…

12:34 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

virtual_railfan Derailment at Santa Fe Junction 02-02-22 Watch live now youtu.be/Cj7uQPCpTjw pic.twitter.com/y2111vojVo

11:17 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@expectproblems @NewtonMark @thelaughingsub Everything is terrible.

12:33 PM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to expectproblems

@NewtonMark I think it’s the weather that’s less than useful and BoM is just trying to do their best.

11:58 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

“Twitter might be launching a long-form format so users can write articles” by @thelaughingsub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8z

11:48 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

Well, ALL THE CELEBS vs Facebook. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

11:45 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Twiggy vs Facebook will be interesting.

11:44 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“Facebook facing criminal case from Twiggy in Australia over crypto scam” mumbrella.com.au/facebook-facin…

11:41 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

UK’s @NCSC has joined the seL4 Foundation. ncsc.gov.uk/news/ncsc-join…

11:37 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@dobes @JacktheInsider If I had the funds I’d move to Farrelly’s “grim high-rise future” in an instant.

11:32 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@jonnosan303 That would explain why Telstra was offering bonus loyalty points to any customer who was double-vaxed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L3

11:31 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to jonnosan303

@dobes @JacktheInsider I did see his poster up at the barber shop under the railway bridge in Burwood yesterday — t.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…csy

11:28 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@stufromoz I hope it lives up that that impression.

11:15 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stufromoz

@therevmountain @MatthewBevan Anarchist!

11:14 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to therevmountain

@stufromoz I had not. But now I have. Thank you.

11:14 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stufromoz

@dobes @JacktheInsider Odd on their paperwork wasn’t in order.

11:13 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

Wait. The Westpac app is already on my phone. Where are they planning to put it now? [Shudder.] twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

11:09 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@therevmountain @MatthewBevan Also, it’s either “HMS Endeavour” or “the Endeavour” but not both.

11:09 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to therevmountain

Leo_Puglisi6 ⚠️ URGENT ⚠️

I will not send DMs on Instagram asking for money - the only account doing that is my old one that wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…46

8:16 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

If anything, today the world on the line seems even more deranged than yesterday.

11:05 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

jonkudelka When the AEC twitter account blocks you, your name is removed from the electoral roll.

10:31 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@jpwarren @developerjack Consider the lessons of history? What re you, some kind of communist troublemaker?

10:47 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to jpwarren

Thu plan: I was out and about all yesterday afternoon and evening, so today it’s about writing up my notes from yes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vE

10:44 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

@Profstephencat1 Heh. Little chance now I guess.

10:42 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to Profstephencat1

JustinWolfers We take our shoes off at airports. pic.twitter.com/6atnru7g5f

12:31 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@Profstephencat1 Indeed. I want some of them NOW.

10:37 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to Profstephencat1

“A spelling mistake on thousands of pieces of Platinum Jubilee merchandising, calling it the ‘Platinum Jubbly’, is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq

10:30 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

mckinnon_a I’m a monarchist now pic.twitter.com/HbVpKocnIR

10:23 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

You know, @dobes @jeamland @expectproblems @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers, I think @GooseInfosec has solved it. pic.twitter.com/1021MTecvU

10:23 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

GooseInfosec @stilgherrian HONK 🔔
HONK 🔕
HONK 🚫🦢

12:37 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@developerjack It’s impossible for me to get to Sydney by midday today.

10:21 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

GrogsGamut Paul Murray going with the tough questioning pic.twitter.com/ZmVPhFIJIs

10:10 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

@developerjack You call it trolling. I call it journalism.

10:18 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

zei_squirrel pic.twitter.com/pqbHCHlBDN

1:04 AM, Feb 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck)

It’s moist in the Blue Mountains today but not soggy. It’s lovely inside a cloud. pic.twitter.com/VMMdGa7q7o

10:15 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Thursday. When you’re in the wrong city you will encounter the wrong buildings. Your lucky number is 8. Thursday.

10:13 AM, Feb 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck

Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

February 3rd, 2022