@viveka I’ll have dreams now. :) Ciao!
Right. In theory I’m heading down to Sydney in the morning so I’m going to bed now. Ping me in the morning to let m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cU
In an ideal world, Dutton would now go defo on Carr.
L O fucking L. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
@CosmicRami And I have just watched this, which like most of them is just hi\m and a Zoom H4n recorder.
SHOW-GO -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ar
@CosmicRami And if I may add this recent video for “Unforgettable”, I am convinced his hand gestures and even his w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0
@CosmicRami The art direction of that video is also a masterpiece of purple. Seriously, look at everything from his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA
@CosmicRami Well as he explained: Step 1, then Step 2, and then just go faster. And be relaxed and sad and lonely.
@CosmicRami And from memory he’s only just now clocking 22yo.
@CosmicRami All of his work. The vocal techniques. The rhythm. The songs he writes. The haunting melodies. And, as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cq
“DOUBLE VOICE TUTORIAL” by SHOW-GO youtube.com/watch?v=d2eUMM… No, I still don’t fuckin’ know how he does it.
@aleeb88 Still an expensive fuckin’ breakfast.
@aleeb88 I mean the membership ones, sure, because that’s a deal. The directorships etc perhaps less so.
@dawnstarau The scenario you describe is obviously completely hypothetical to me, but using my imagination and nothing else, yes.
More recent work from @akira100p: AKIRA100%✖️【PlateSpinning&Balloon/皿回し&浮かぶ紙風船 youtube.com/watch?v=YaBVZv…
But I am also intrigued by the idea of suing because your bribes didn’t yield fruit.

I reckon I could organise better-value entertainment for this sort of money. pic.twitter.com/DuY2Mp4CTi
@EwokHunter1 And Mr Burgess says, “Go speak with the Attorney-General.”
Meanwhile, in the Mother Country… twitter.com/anthonypainter…
@EwokHunter1 There’s so much to love…
@acaderama It’s a funny old world, eh.
@AncientSpoonbil τῇ καλλίστῃ!
@_BertHandsome @RealNickHodge And that’s just one of them.
All hail Eris! Which is to say, I have zero interest in whether this assertion is true or false. I’m just loving it. twitter.com/bobjcarr/statu…
@RealNickHodge You’ll be in good company. The sight lines in that photo always amuse me.
Anyway, I have inside knowledge of both the Liberal Party’s text messages and the Queen’s bosom.
@RealNickHodge It’s not often that I think about Her Majesty’s breasts.
stephendann Last time Peter Dutton had the numbers, ANU got a new chancellor.

RealNickHodge Say what about Her Maj’s Jubblies? pic.twitter.com/RR4VEUDWd7
@ApostrophePong I still like it so much.
StrayDogNZ So the Convoy shared a Spotify playlist yesterday for people to add ‘good tunes for the drive” to.
Naturally, it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU

gene__smith “just let me put on some mood lighting” pic.twitter.com/28fxBFbEFD
HartWexford A 40-minute pre-battle monologue
A performance by Electric Light Orchestra
An albino twitter.com/jmelikidse/sta…
oberonsghost I’ve stolen this from a Facebook page (link below). All I can say is, well … some things mean different things in dtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…qLur
NewtonMark You could try to be Australian, with enough financial regulation and consumer protection legislation to make it lar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k9
New from Joel Haver, “this video goes INSANEO STYLE” (18m53s) youtube.com/watch?v=hQ40jN… An excellent little film abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP

rhysam Kubrick NFT from The Shining. (Edited scene) pic.twitter.com/7TcmFRvlw1
@jpwarren [Nods.] Knocking off all the non-controversial procedural stuff in ad hoc amendments means you get some b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn
alexbhturnbull Starting to think the 💧 emoji signifies serious brain injury and the cerebrospinal fluid that was lost.
@hangry_llama Hahahaha!
@hangry_llama Nah, I am not getting into that stuff.
Oh yeah, and for the 2019 election, for a ridiculous four hours…
“The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” (5 May..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jG
@joelpmichael Yeah I was thinking it was for the 2019 election, but no. It was 2016. For the 2019 election I read s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…66
@eldonnn @ApostrophePong I’ve used it to illustrate blog posts about depression. In the past I’ve made it a little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SO
Sheep are so stupid, @dobes @RealNickHodge. twitter.com/Laughs_4_All/s…
@ApostrophePong I am reminded of my photo from 2003 titled simply “Black Dog”. Sadly this is the highest-resolution..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Q
A rabbit-hole that @ApostrophePong might enjoy. twitter.com/AnneLouiseAver…
Then there was this, just over three hours.
“The 9pm Totally Convincing Official Truth Theories Live” (31 January..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ND
Back in 2016 I did “The 9pm One Nation Policy Reading” where I read the whole thing over nearly three hours while d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jS
Herewith, a detailed thread on United Australia Party’s platform, such that it is.
Also on Ta single page…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE
@NickyWill100 This is true. And given that he’s planning some sort of profile after this, it’s sensible work. For some value of “sensible”.
@nschultz A quick search shows that there’s many, many options available.
MishimaKitan An ad on the train from a virtual office company called oVice that says, “I can no longer work unless I’m breathing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bR
Maybe @dobes?

Should anyone want a version pre-sized for use as a profile pic… twitter.com/brenno1972/sta… pic.twitter.com/mMAUfnfl1s
@joncallas @christopherneal Heh. Indeed. Anyway she looks very happy in that t-shirt.
CYBORG TORTOISES. twitter.com/WeirdSatellite…
@joncallas @christopherneal “Almost”? :)
@joncallas @christopherneal I’m amazed it’s in such good condition.

MEASURED_HEAD I will never forgive the television for killing the humble conversation pit pic.twitter.com/McMHuGsVnG
There’s also this train stuff that I posted earlier today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
One of those things is the Hill of Dead Pets challenge, which is explained in this thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 610: I had an editorial meeting and I saw a coal train and I uploaded some videos”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ak
@jpwarren Mind you, now there’s the Review of the National Security Legislation Amendment (Comprehensive Review and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y0
@jpwarren That’s an impressive effort. We should definitely do a podcast once you’ve gathered your thoughts. It’s a HUGE thing.
… another is just building up steam.
“Barnaby Joyce’s fiancé Vikki Campion says the leaked text messages were a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0k
It may well be that one long-running soap opera ends, but…
“Neighbours to end on Channel 5 this summer, statemen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wD
mollyali Surveillance oven. twitter.com/kbanas/status/…
mollyali Every time you see the word “smart” used to describe a device, replace it with “surveillance.” Surveillance watch…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bz
@skwashd Or at least my typing fingers.
Correction: I mean “not” not “nor” lol.
CORRECTION: Built in 2012 nor 2021. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@christopherneal This will amuse @joncallas I’m sure. :)

jmgosney Everyone:
Artificial intelligence will surpass human intelligence
AI: pic.twitter.com/eR4UTvIYGS
Nearly all the good* photos are still on my computer. So much of what I have on Flickr is just auto-posted Instagra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hf
I’ve created a new Flickr album called Trainspergers which will eventually contain a selection of my railway photog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nq
“[They are] used on Centennial Coal services from the Western Coalfields to Kooragang Island or occasionally to Por..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RT
OK, the locomotives are CEY004 Kandos, CEY007 Lake Macquarie, and CEY006 Fassifern, all CEY-class locomotives built..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L3
@melissamadsen I can relate to this. :)
@melissamadsen Hah! You too, eh?
@DavidFeng @jeamland @Rodolfoocampo Lol that was an, um, “unofficial” campaign, but still amusing.
@D_Keating You shall. :)

Picketer What do fight do the Cookers have with sea cows? The Dugong is a protected species. pic.twitter.com/NVwfDQx86M
There’s a 5-video playlist of this stuff, and one of them is of a ferry. But I’ll add to it slowly over the coming..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3R
NEW VIDEO: “RV005: Coal Train at Wentworth Falls” (1m10s) youtube.com/watch?v=3ALr8M… A triple-headed empty coal train..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bd
NEW VIDEO: “RV004: Museum Station” (5m41s) youtube.com/watch?v=xqG4OF… Just some Sydney Trains commuter action from 23 March 2021.
@BXGD @DTM_Woodworks Agreed. The clip seems to have become attached to a not-quite-accurate version of the story.
BXGD @DTM_Woodworks @stilgherrian I prefer the actual story behind it:
youtu.be/i3waAOcJkps

Thank you for your service, Bollards of Katoomba. Ping @WorldBollard. pic.twitter.com/roTX3DL867
DTM_Woodworks South African forest guard would tell his bosses he slept in the cheetah enclosure. They didn’t believe him and set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kL
@jodiem I’m pleased that people have been able to work it out, as I suspected they would. A couple more seem to be well on the way.

Travon This picture says the only time the queen has ever used a knife before this moment, is to kill someone. pic.twitter.com/n0seKPVlyR
It being a Sunday, I’ve also added this week’s photos to the Flickr album, “Waratah sequence 2021”. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…
Waratah sequence 2021, day 159. Looking from the other side today. You can see the new leaves starting to emerge fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8
@bastardsheep Haha no not this time. :)
stilgherrian This is not the correct answer, but I like it. twitter.com/peterdeg/statu…
stilgherrian I’ve added the following sentence to the blog post: “Third, you have to tell me why as well as where.” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian This post was inspired by @rusdaniels and @noates, who figured it out in under 48 hours without too much trouble, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F4
stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “A challenge: Where is the Hill of Dead Pets?” stilgherrian.com/essay/a-challe…
People keep asking me what m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Em
sspencer_63 So @jamesmassola had the scoop on the Barnaby texts, went to Morrison’s office for comment, and they screwed him ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Z
Sun plan: Poke at some podcast pre-production; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; in between, maybe prepare some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d
Something which will amuse @dobes. twitter.com/j_mcelroy/stat…
lpolgreen The weirdest thing about this story is that somehow having to make your own drink from a locker is superior to gett..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ
SusanWatt20 @simongerman600 Once in a restaurant in Italy I saw Americano translated as “weak coffee with more water than coffee”.

It’s another damp day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/lDwGKebx1q
Sunday. All the realities are converging. Give way! Give way! Your lucky number is 9. Sunday.