WolfVanHalen @joinhitpiece You can also mint this interaction, auction it, and then shove it up your ass. You have my full permi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6
@erstkate I have often chosen poorly.
@erstkate Now now, don’t be difficult. :) Or if you’re not being sarky, yes, four by-elections in NSW.
@oberonsghost @NewtonMark Yes but who’s that standing behind him?
@Idealaw It’s quite pretty though.
@jxeeno I’m enjoying the repeated mention of dinosaur remains in the strap.
Many thanks to @elisethoma5 for the phrase “bad music festival vibes” in relation to the Convoy to Canberra, who us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2
Bad music festival vibes, tweet 2 of 2. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…
Bad music festival vibes, tweet 1 of 2. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…
@HHackenbecker Oops my experience was YouTube not Facebook, but their rules will be very similar.
@Idealaw That is one very insistent snake!
@HHackenbecker Yes. There’s some that cause an instant visibility block (AC/DC is one) and others that just say the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv
@paulwiggins Oh I know exactly the demographic she represents lol.

TheyreGunnaPod Wearing a flag like it’s a superhero cape and chundering outside Parliament to honour the fallen. pic.twitter.com/kcBHjGjfEo
Elizabeth Farrelly on 9.2% in Strathfield. Nimbies represent!
SuperCroup This tweet is a work of art. They should hang it in the Louvre. twitter.com/JaneCaro/statu…
@Tim_Coronel Schnapps.
@djackmanson @cxi Safety concerns were not a big part of life in those days.
@djackmanson @cxi I have seen such a curtain! Many years ago.
@NewtonMark @morebento I did. Dunno if Ben did This has been a tactic employed by cops in the US to disrupt live feeds.

shane25873 Who smoked Fags as a kid?
Then they stopped dyeing one end red, and called them Fads. pic.twitter.com/7TLV10s4Yo

cxi If you remember these growing up, you should probably get a new tetanus shot. pic.twitter.com/AmaeVXOG1X
I am now informed this was six years ago, so I have chastised my source. twitter.com/SnoofAU/status…
KING PARROT. twitter.com/gordonkerry/st…

Meanwhile… pic.twitter.com/9OkSDYgeFO
@morebento It’s on ABC News.
@SteveMolk This will be very interesting indeed.
@paulwallbank I never touched it, Paul. Is just truckin’ along on whatever its SEKRIT mission was.
Preparing to be amused by the NSW by-election results.
TheOnion Q: What do the protestors want?
A: To achieve some vague sense of victory that they can parlay into feeling some v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs
@rhinoz I know nothing more than that Wikipedia page, and I didn’t know any of that three hours ago. :)
@haruki_zaemon Nice.
Meanwhile in New Zealand… twitter.com/StrayDogNZ/sta…
Time for a quick nap before Antony Green does his thing from 1800 AEDT.
@paulwallbank @estjune83 It’s all in the book, apparently. twitter.com/MarkusMannheim…
@skwashd Well, no. He works for the Crown lol.
@skwashd Well he’s bound to be up for that, sure.
Leo_Puglisi6 MFW founder Jennie Hill just posted a MASSIVE Facebook post addressing everything that happened over the past 24 ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7W
Have they checked with the Governor-General yet? Lol. twitter.com/cjjosh/status/…
@CARROT_app @jeamland The counter reset way back when I moved to the beta or something. Also, I am old and slow.
A guest departing @bunjaree reports that they saw 25 different species of birds during their stay, though they also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9g
It is imaginatively called the red triangle slug (Triboniophorus graeffei). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_trian…
@yurtwallander @morebento Yes, I was just told that the breathing hole is positioned asymmetrically for some reason.

IS IT TIME FOR A SLUG YES IT IS. pic.twitter.com/IyxEzea7Ti
@moylecroft Quite a solid policy there.
@Patrickothewerf Excellent work.
That’s both AU and NZ now. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
@Sheeds_au @paulwallbank @estjune83 Like, on the internet? about.abc.net.au/how-the-abc-is…
@paulwallbank @estjune83 Graham Hood claimed that Uhlmann offered them PR advice. I wonder whether that’s true. twitter.com/elisethoma5/st…
paulwallbank @estjune83 Narrator: “It’s always smaller than what Uhlmann says..”

Some of my best jokes are in private messages. pic.twitter.com/rijPkErXYx
@paulkidd @OdinsToenail @kcarruthers @SatPaper Sweet. :)
@OdinsToenail @paulkidd @kcarruthers @SatPaper A tie. Wow. Classy.
ifindkarma “Facebook admits that 64% of the people on Facebook who joined extremist groups did so because FACEBOOK RECOMMENDED..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QU
@OdinsToenail @paulkidd @kcarruthers @SatPaper Ah. No. I haven’t done any TV game shows. I’d generally be bad at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob
@OdinsToenail @paulkidd @kcarruthers @SatPaper I don’t know what that means, so probably not.
slackbastard aww yiss it’s old mate mike holt, one of convicted terrorist phil galea’s staunchest advocates!
#CanberraConvoy twitter.com/Mickpritchard7…
@paulkidd @OdinsToenail @kcarruthers @SatPaper I did have a couple of near-missed, which frustrates me.
@jeamland @CARROT_app There is, but it’s a bit obvious.

@jeamland @CARROT_app I’m 99% of the way to getting wood. pic.twitter.com/dF0dICLsDK
@MatthewBevan @danilic Puff Draggy.
@MatthewBevan @danilic It’s so obvious that Puff was a crack dealer. Where else did all the gold and jewels come from?
Episode two contains Geoff Huston, so there’s that.
I only got 3/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today, but that’s the average score so far so I’m OK with it. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2022/02/12
danilic 🎶Puff the magic Dragon lived by the sea because his parents were independently wealthy.🎶

Quite nice from @jonkudelka in @SatPaper today. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/cartoo… pic.twitter.com/dzPUKaWMol
@cafuego Not really. They’ve been there for two weeks or more. :)
@cafuego They’re already inside.
@lachlanhardy Lap dances. Sometimes blow jobs.
@nkav The briefcase? :) Maybe encrypted comms in it, but quite possibly just a briefcase.
Listening to the new podcast series “Motherlode”, a history of the early hacker scene in Melbourne. So far it’s ver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8U

faucon315 Street art pic.twitter.com/FEozb6YH34
@FrKarlSinclair Look by your rules I’m already going to Hell so whatever. :)
WWF_Australia “She was heading towards Vanuatu or the Solomon Islands in a straight line virtually and then two days before the T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xq
QUOLL. twitter.com/davidghamilton…
New SHOW-GO dropped overnight: “Fragrance (Beatbox)” youtube.com/watch?v=GE3DDb…
StephanieCarvin So it’s now the Beer Tent Putsch. Amazing. twitter.com/Gray_Mackenzie…
@19bk69 Oh.
Sat plan: Lazy morning because it’s Saturday; the usual bundle of chores; maybe a nap; amuse myself with the NSW by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Os
@giddeygirl @faully33 @JuliaGillard Oh dear God lol! :)
@formalbeer @19bk69 I bet it’s leased.
@19bk69 You’re not on the television, dear.
Me neither. twitter.com/lucybno/status…

lauralouu30 storm chasin in West Texas pic.twitter.com/sFjNdHGFYP
samthielman [Godzilla quickly closing tab as his boss walks by] twitter.com/lucybno/status…
@JennaPrice I didn’t miss it. I just misread what it was referring to.
@JennaPrice Oh God, not you too lol. :) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@skwashd @NewtonMark @elisethoma5 No wonder there’s a queue for the toilets.
@faully33 @giddeygirl @JuliaGillard It’s not a “photo op” because it’s not a media event. It’s just a photo. “Stage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…53
@NewtonMark And then there’s this. Because of course. twitter.com/StrewthQueen/s…
@NewtonMark This fits with @elisethoma5’s observation on the pod that the crowd is heavily grey nomad types. People..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng
@giddeygirl @JuliaGillard It’s a briefcase.
For example. twitter.com/tallyhoez/stat…
In this thread, reports from the Convoy to Canberra madness today. twitter.com/tallyhoez/stat…
@NewtonMark Oh it’s gone WAY past that! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

Maybe @jxeeno needs to make a suitable warning app for this too. BEWARE, AN ELECTION IS NEAR! pic.twitter.com/7dQyGtMMyd
Best wishes today to the NSW voters of Bega, Monaro, Strathfield, and Willoughby. Vote early, vote often. elections.nsw.gov.au
@dprk_ebooks Yeah that dog would rather be elsewhere. Assuming it’s alive.
@suastiastu What I said here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@giddeygirl @JuliaGillard I think you’re overthinking this. Fruit bowls are common, his enemies are Morrison and Al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af
You know, when I look at threads like this, I wonder two things.
1. “Trolls are deleting their comments to make us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uA

stilgherrian Dog is real. pic.twitter.com/SLr3iWWAA7

stilgherrian Normel day work from home dog love me own free will. pic.twitter.com/wKFUr6cyrm
ICYMI on Tuesday, there was an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast this week. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Beware of spies and radicalisation attempts online: ASIO chief” zdnet.com/article/beware…

It’s a moist morning in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/j68RFvBU4W
Saturday. Count your toes again, just to make sure. Is the total the same as last time? This is not a dream. Your l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg