OK Kids, I’m finally off to bed. We’re recording at 8am so I need to be up well before that to get my brain working.
softwaregorebot Your Wife Can Not Be Born In 1999 pic.twitter.com/d4eYYXabL2
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Phrancq This may be one of the most on-point unintentional self-burns I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/h02Fy8oCcL
RT @cstross: Celebrate her legacy by burning her in effigy, say I! (Do it on November 5th: she’d be a great non-sectarian, unifying replace…
So @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid, Indy Neidell just showed this photo of Mark 4 tanks at Gaza in The Great Wa… https://t.co/4Wt6S5VTux
“People that use Speech Text way too much†from Fairbairn Films (2m48s) https://t.co/uXp45mPbYt
RT @nexta_tv: Tank T-34 at the memorial to #Soviet troops in #Berlin covered with #Ukrainian flag
#Russian Embassy sent a note of protest,…
“How Ukrainian ad agencies are joining the propaganda war†(2 Mar) https://t.co/pur7xrDVRs Some of these are very good indeed.
“Facebook paid GOP firm to malign TikTok†https://t.co/V9LvX3Zx7J
@evelyndouek And in Iowa, “Superintendent denies rumors of litter boxes in restrooms for students who ‘identify as… https://t.co/nqG5KtT5vW
@evelyndouek It’s about furries, y’see. https://t.co/j4cqgHyvSd
Me: I should be researching insightful questions for @evelyndouek.
Also me: “No, This School District Is Not Putti… https://t.co/NAwwt72o9G
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
RT @SuperCroup: This is the plan, is it? *Ask* Fair Work? And what’s the plan if they say no? Shrug your shoulders and say, well, we tried?…
@corduroy There’s a tip in the blog post. Detailed geographical knowledge is not required.
@expectproblems People who’ve had a go generally get it reasonably quickly. But then maybe it takes a certain kind of mind.
Also, I’ve decided to push back the Dead Pets reveal another month, mostly because so few people have had a go so f… https://t.co/ad9z5G16aA
Right, I’m in the middle of the podcast pre-production. If you want to insert your brain into proceedings you’ll ne… https://t.co/lSMcZhAUMD
RT @thestuffofmemes: The Beano just destroyed NFTs https://t.co/wfdnRNybNZ https://t.co/JX7Ghym7tA
GordyPls I was today years old when I found out you can call in gay. pic.twitter.com/0JJrX5YCiz
RT @DrAnassss: The older I get, the more relatable Pingu becomes https://t.co/dUvXuNTqph
@dfpiii @MrNigelNg Ankles are definitely the key factor here. And swooning. At all costs we need to avoid swooning.
@dfpiii @MrNigelNg Well yes *I* know that, *you* know that, Uncle Roger knows that… but that mad woman doesn’t.
With an election looming I think it’s important to remember this brief message from Harry & Paul. https://t.co/ZCIWnyXoD6
RT @urbanizationist: Did you know that the UK came near to eradicating the private landlord over the course of the 20th Century, from 90 pe…
@SuperCroup Lovely. Keep up the good work.
RT @Milo_Edwards: this is some of the most powerful britainology i have ever encountered - it’s like what if the dumbest guy in your hometo…
RT @TheShovel: Lismore residents told to evacuate to avoid being hit by another PR disaster https://t.co/JaN1hzUCQO
@DavidFengTrains But are they purple on the inside? That’s where it counts.
@speechleyish @MrNigelNg The one on eating spaghetti is equally miserable. https://t.co/L2jHOrVROy
I tweeted this from @MrNigelNg earlier but you really do need to check out this amazing woman.… https://t.co/B0Hf6Zn7oV
I had a productive morning. Did you have a productive morning?
RT @SuperCroup: It’s hideous and I LOVE it https://t.co/yYgtnVKs4Z
rohan_p Former ASIO and ASIS head David Irvine has died pic.twitter.com/Y4rDr8L9RD
dowhah Just get on with it. pic.twitter.com/oRh9tzPdkw
RT @elronxenu: Do it, you cowards!
(It’s not all that hard to figure out) https://t.co/fXsC8XXdKQ
WYR_bot Would you rather live in an anime world or be the emotion?
RT @SoloFlow786: @Yoda4ever Dogs explain the internet https://t.co/8yu84fWVt0
RT @glengyron: Ever shitpost so hard they pinned a medal to your chest? Didn’t think so. https://t.co/G6cX7NghBX
RT @cameronwilson: the_wife_protector has logged on https://t.co/LrO7A5ngOp
RT @the_megalopolis: “luxury apartments” are just apartments that a landlord has decided to call “luxury.” It’s not a building typology or…
RT @AboutTheHouse: This morning, valedictory statements will be made by Mr Christensen, Mr Irons and Mr Andrews. There are also 30 committe…
RT @AboutTheHouse: The House will resume at 9.30am and will adjourn later than usual today. Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President of Ukraine, will…
AskAManager This is the way pic.twitter.com/UPJU78YUnh
RT @seanparnell: George Christensen will give his valedictory speech today. Here’s the late night email he sent the head of the TGA about i…
RT @FionaKatauskas: Frenemies- today’s cartoon for https://t.co/HcnAkuYmPE
Subscribe for free for a daily cartoon in yer inbox! https://t.…
@dobes I don’t know. But see what happens when people search for information about digging holes in the ground to c… https://t.co/fS7crxCubU
RT @trentyarwood: This is one hell of a graph from @GrogsGamut
https://t.co/kQCMiHj5wz https://t.co/R93onN6L0V
ICYMI there was a solo podcast on Sunday. https://t.co/2gxdUhecgE
Deadline 2 of 2: Tomorrow morning Australian time I’m recording an episode of “The 9pm Edict†with the wonderful… https://t.co/Rlny5FIjhT
Deadline 1 of 2: If you have not yet tried to solve the Hill of Dead Pets thing, you have until 9pm AEDT. (Or shoul… https://t.co/TiTUk3CqxY
Thu plan: Not-too-slow start; edit a client’s blog post; 1100 AEDT meeting on the electric telephone; build a littl… https://t.co/6kjdPtHGKT
Thu plan, preamble: Quite a few things need to get done today, so here’s hoping I feel a little less blergh. So far… https://t.co/cJnRioXFqu
RT @davpope: A former senior government scientist has revealed he was gagged from publicly discussing the role Coalition policy played in c…
@dobes These will all be… interesting.
The parliamentary inquiry into “Strengthening Australia’s relationships in the Pacific†tabled its report yesterday… https://t.co/LuwtuQRDQA
RT @MrNigelNg: Who eat rice like this? You gonna starve to death https://t.co/FoknCDXCQH
Oh @dobes @rohan_p don’t you just love to see it! https://t.co/7mBtu2E6xw
cameronwilson this makes barnaby denzel washington, alex hawke is jada pinkett smith
cameronwilson david speers says that concetta fierravanti-wells is will smith and scott morrison is chris rock pic.twitter.com/GREuSAIbcp
In the Blue Mountains today the Great Sog continues. All is moist. pic.twitter.com/HsWGiTvqB5
Thursday. At exactly 17 minutes past the hour — any hour — stop what you’re doing and stare out the window for six… https://t.co/hYDP24mqVs
All hail Eris! https://t.co/dOmUyHjZbu
Histreepix The Labour Party unveil their national campaign for the upcoming local elections. Henley-on-Thames, 2022. pic.twitter.com/MyjZieFZ9T
PoliticDrip Representative Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. (D-NY) pic.twitter.com/Q92S8bDmaf
@rob0tika Seems more like a downgrade to me but I’m no expert.
RT @J_Motoki: An unfortunate glitch https://t.co/EBzFLi6FGr
RT @nick__nobody: #auspol it’s ok the #MFWitches ‘app’ (google maps) is BACK!! Ok they kept it quiet, it’s just for their private facebook…
RT @Idealaw: Scomo is getting booed by the crowd at Shane Warner’s memorial service.
@MoaniePandium Lol I’m not watching it.
@GrogsGamut Thank you, thank you. [Bows.]
@_BertHandsome Hahahaha you are so screwed.
@jonkudelka Really? That’s appalling. It’s been hours and yet it’s RIGHT THERE.
Lol. Daddos are no longer a thing. https://t.co/hHcF2aTqFV
But wow watch that reply counter spinning up! pic.twitter.com/gNYbY5Z5li
A high-end SUV, usually. https://t.co/dhoAzwXfOU
Why? What have cinemas ever done to Sonic the Hedgehog? Insult his wife? https://t.co/aERHFAAp2B
@joannejacobs The duly elected Senator for the State of Queensland Pauline Hanson? That’s why she’s a thing.
I have just heard that the Shane Warne memorial is a two-Minogue event. We’re talking serious Aussieness here.
I should also mention that last night’s comments on this were a first-cut back of the envelope job. Obviously not a… https://t.co/wbGRjGAUXp
None of this invalidates my analysis of the backlog of FoI and Privacy work. I just wanted to correct the impressio… https://t.co/qZsCoVIaMW
The Budget papers do include the full income and expenditure statements where this can be seen. “Budget Paper No. 2… https://t.co/UIdFeMkUoN
Just think of it as chocolate rations and everything will make sense. #Budget2022
So when you see something like this in “Budget Paper No. 2â€, a bump of about $8 million per year for two years, it… https://t.co/wCOu4Inzwo
The excuse, sorry, reason was that there is meant to be a new Privacy Act coming and privacy stuff will be peeled o… https://t.co/WIJ8hnGeLE
The Mid-Year Financial and Economic Outlook (MYEFO) in October had set in place a big REDUCTION in funding for the… https://t.co/eGT6x6V9Ou
IMPORTANT CORRECTION REGARDING THIS PART OF THE THREAD: Let me clarify how “Budget Paper No. 2†works. It’s a set o… https://t.co/OZq0KRPJWo
@annie_parker Oh cool! Thank you. I haven’t seen this one, but always enjoy similar challenges.
@jpwarren If we’re building a polis, we should of course make sure it has many functions.
@andreasdotorg Exactly.
@JustJimWillDo I quite like travelling in smaller aircraft.
@leifnixon Well that’s just poor service! Guests need to be informed of nearby assassination attempts.
@snurb_dot_info Ah of course.
RT @stilgherrian: This is a Roland TB-303. https://t.co/hVjUsO9hQT https://t.co/sb1mocY7GX
RT @stilgherrian: Reminder: Today, 30 March 2022, is World TB-303 Appreciation Day. https://t.co/wR2m42CYCn
For some reason the web page i…
@squinty_joe Yes. That’s the joke.
Hey @gathgwyn here’s a cat who’s generally grateful for me to feed him. https://t.co/92zUHbSgWq
@jsleeio I feel his mood.
@JustJimWillDo Hey look they know now the usual tourists’ minds work, right?
@yarrambat I felt quite safe.
Look it’s probably about something else. https://t.co/b3Aqlk50Zn
“And yes there’s a plaque,†that should be. “Yet†would be silly. Of course there’s a plaque!
@oberonsghost Indeed.
JohnQuiggin This must be the shortest Budget sales campaign ever, derailed inside 24 hours by Morrison’s “let them eat cake”. Now he’s hiding.
RT @therealskicast: I just captured the most insane strike of lightning I’ve ever caught on camera.. ðŸ˜³ðŸ˜±âš¡ï¸ @weatherchannel @KSNNews @KWCH12…
I’ve stayed at the Washington Hilton. On the way there my driver told me, then the porter, then the concierge, ALL… https://t.co/lzS4OjoGKT
@dawnstarau That’s a point. Once they drop the price after no one buys one.
@Rashas_Mo That was my first reaction, but no there are no hints and as I say it’s dated today.
RT @SuperCroup: This really demonstrates exactly the danger that trans women pose to cis women in women’s toilets (i.e. no danger at all).…
It’s one of those dayspic.twitter.com/Lx10tBTXfRfR
@sylmobile That sounds so much like a euphemism.
@flowblok I can’t wait for the DNS!
@techAU I know, and it’s already dubbed the snot cannon. Still, we’ve had some weird years and I don’t think we can… https://t.co/U1fFDDDG6d
It’s pretty early in the year to be calling this, but sure. https://t.co/ARpmuDbuF0
This is good to see. https://t.co/GsAIWi8GyS
@WillMcDougall @_BertHandsome I peddle this gag every now and then.
RT @HartWexford: What the hell are you talking about https://t.co/YrSOhIYmgX
@_BertHandsome With all the hubs, they’ll need to issue a call for unity through a… wait for it… spokes-person.
@dfpiii That bit of Sydney is a bit of a mess anyway.
@dfpiii I don’t have strong feelings about this, except to say that variations on a theme can work nicely but yes,… https://t.co/LPMHCYzwgj
How good is the NSW Liberal party?
I am reminded of the proposition that whichever the political party, the NSW br… https://t.co/luC1E5hyNf
“NSW Liberal preselection crisis: why Morrison and Perrottet want to rush case to high courtâ€â€¦ https://t.co/anc2hkup7M
OK now I’m on board! https://t.co/3mwjgUxP9z
How many tech hubs does Sydney have now lol? https://t.co/3eJpXWmJWm
RT @TheSydneyBlog: The project team is hoping to secure planning approvals by mid-2022. Construction would then start 2H 2023 with Stage 1…
RT @TheSydneyBlog: HAYMARKET | New designs have been revealed for the Central Place development adjacent to Central Station. @SOM_Design +…
RT @KidsWriteJokes: How big is an eagle’s wings?
A lot
@KarlettaA @Marcus_ASPI @katherinefeeney Maybe. :) Ta.
@trib I guess it’s “innovation†to combine the needs of all the holes in your head into a single device.
“Dyson Confirms 2022 Launch of Air-Purifying Headphones Delivering Pure Air and Pure Audio,†dated 30 March so… r… https://t.co/lRvU4ZdA3N
@danilic It isn’t. You need to think of someone who’s more of a cunt.
@HartWexford Bodies in barrels. Made for the South Australian market.
I support this proposal. Anyone who can vote but doesn’t needs to take a long hard look at themselves. If anyone yo… https://t.co/uMkhJBGa8H
Airminded “queen victoria’s ghost in the machine, daguerrotype” pic.twitter.com/Tu9ng7GxZe
RT @jonkudelka: When a politician whose schtick is all about tough love and people copping it on the chin is for a change on the receiving…
@HHackenbecker An adequate selection.
Wed plan, updated: Once I’ve made lunch, which I’m about to do, I’m inserting a nap into the schedule because I fee… https://t.co/VO0W7dpA1a
@JustJimWillDo Well, not a whole one. Just some basic sounds.
Correct. https://t.co/rBlAzu5aY2
RT @TheShovel: Senator calls Morrison “Corrupt, racist, autocratic bully†in third most stinging criticism of PM from his colleagues this y…
rohan_p memories pic.twitter.com/WS1cRAMtia
@JustJimWillDo Oh, you can play with one in software in your browser for free. roland50.studio
@JonoInAotearoa Correct.
@seamus Congratulations on all counts! :)
@JustJimWillDo Originally, no. USD 395. If you want an original one now be prepared to spend $5000. https://t.co/v6clEq7XkS
This is a Roland TB-303. https://t.co/hVjUsO9hQT https://t.co/sb1mocY7GX
Reminder: Today, 30 March 2022, is World TB-303 Appreciation Day. https://t.co/wR2m42CYCn
For some reason the web… https://t.co/DxzYa3M7OK
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree @darrenpauli Well he’s cooked, I know that much.
@zerointerupt This sounds a lot like capitalism and The Marketâ„¢.
(But as an aside, I understand that ASD is now ab… https://t.co/EeDlsqb1gp
How humiliating. https://t.co/ojkw0suLdr
@RealNickHodge @captainbrown We need a 2020s version of this series.
RT @egavactip: I hate it when I trip and fall and land my nose directly on a leech. https://t.co/em5FhCXcN2
@ssharwood It’s always good to do this immediately before an election too, right when people start paying attention.
@captainbrown @RealNickHodge Here, have a full episode. https://t.co/PfrVYkUTYF
@SparkleOps @zerointerupt We could put the cybers on Afterpay.
@joelpmichael I get why they do it, but yeah.
@rob0tika Oh great, yes, thanks for that.
And here, per some random, is the video of Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells’ spray from last night. https://t.co/7e0gmhKYBG
Here’s the text of Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells’ spray from last night, per Hansard. https://t.co/19hA5d7KsV (PDF)
RT @vasabjit_b: Russian senior officer commits suicide after discovering 90 percent of his tanks, brought out of long term storage, are unu…
@zerointerupt But the Prime Minister and his colleagues have announced it WILL happen, so it must be happening. Right?
Airminded “the apollo 11 atmospheric reentry disaster, kodachrome” pic.twitter.com/8hzCpWIL33
@misosusanowa @VCOSS He’s offering a $420 one-off tax cut.
@dobes Good luck. And the coffee thing helps.
@dobes How are you all doing?
@dobes Much as I appreciate your generosity of spirit and everything you do for me, I must on this occasional decline your kind offer.
WYR_bot Would you rather be able to see the future to alter your decisions, or be incredibly smart that your intelligence borders on precognition?
Still not pregnant, so there’s that. And I’ll continue making those joke every time. So I just have some cold or so… https://t.co/Tb6VWzJTWt
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree I do not. I am not a person who is inclined to enjoy baking.
VCOSS What rental crisis?
The Prime Minister is literally telling struggling renters to just go and buy a house. pic.twitter.com/yL1pk4FVfh
@joelpmichael How annoy.
RT @BOM_NSW: âš ï¸ #Flood Warning update for Lismore. The Lismore Levee has been overtopped. See https://t.co/AdztI2rqg1 for details and upda…
RT @BOM_NSW: UPDATE: #SevereWeatherWarning for heavy #rain and damaging #winds has been updated for the #NorthernRivers, #MidNorthCoast and…
@NewtonMark @joelmcourtney I’ll be keeping an eye open.
@NewtonMark [Grabs popcorn.]
@damana @fictillius Maybe… maybe if we assassinated La Niña!
@fictillius Now I guess they’ll have to shoot at the clouds.
@oberonsghost Exactly. Or the siren malfunctioned *just now* when they went to use it.
“Thousands struck down by Covid-like symptoms as horrific ‘super cold’ hits Australia,†which explains a number of… https://t.co/bHdkTc1wSe
@JustJimWillDo They don’t taste like snake either.
Vicki’s right on the ball here. Fix the bloody siren. True insightpic.twitter.com/UCB2POqydkdk
@trott1073 I am willing to take that risk.
@SuperCroup I am merely making an observation. I haven’t had the chance to feel their lumps yet.
RT @susie_dent: Word of the Day is ‘girouettism’ (19th century): a constant changing of opinions or principles to follow the latest trend o…
@paulwallbank @stufromoz But should he be allowed to get away with a leak like that? Especially in a national security matter.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree I know he brought staff, but they only did the east coast so probably not. I suppose I could look it up, but nah.
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Don’t get me started or I’ll get onto snake beans.
RT @alexkidman: Good news: We finally found that #icemoonprison. Except that it’s not a moon, might not be a planet, and it’s a bit far awa…
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree Nice. That’s a similar but different species I thin. See how on mine there’s the looping fl… https://t.co/d1fEHsqsTb
@JonoInAotearoa @bunjaree No really, no.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree This species is stunning right now. There’s also one called the Old Man Banksia but they’re all done for the season.
@ashulz I make no comment about the chookiness of the Prime Minister.