@ApostrophePong @JustJimWillDo Hahahahaha! Of course it is! :)
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Is it?
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong I suppose it does, but I dunno if that’s an actual thing.
@martin_english @paulwallbank @trib @GardensBritish I’m half crazy, all for the love of you!
RT @kconnormartin: OUP is recruiting staff for an ambitious new dictionary of African American English based on historical principles (like…
@martin_english @paulwallbank @trib @GardensBritish Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!
RT @stilgherrian: Now playing: Purple Penguin, “Dust†https://t.co/vZtsg3FVc6 Fuck I love this track. Six stars.
@paulwallbank @trib @GardensBritish Except I am not a robot.
@paulwallbank @trib @GardensBritish Except I am not a robot.

And we’re offpic.twitter.com/2c71mvUsP8P8
Rather than worry about that, you should congratulate me for managing to get a seasonal thing happening at the star… https://t.co/6hcpJn62Ws
(Yes, there’s one more episode of the Summer Series to come. I recorded it with @jpwarren a couple weeks ago and it… https://t.co/iDg05VHOzW
JUST LAUNCHED: “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022†crowdfunding campaign via Pozible. https://t.co/fRwUJmeFQd
Please help… https://t.co/Rt8QxjB58Z
RT @qianjinghua: The irony: @SydOperaHouse are trying to fly me over for a panel called Beyond the Binary.
Neither @Qantas nor @VirginAus…
Uhoh. https://t.co/xFtHAnu6mJ
RT @CaraMia200: North of Brisbane! 🤦ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸ https://t.co/WAyRNGkraf
@JanJoostBouwman Pretty much, yes.
@JanJoostBouwman Hahaha yes. :)
@JanJoostBouwman It’s always an interesting question. For anyone looking for nuance, saying that (say) security for… https://t.co/OwQfYUoNap
@trib @GardensBritish Except I am not a robot.
@JanJoostBouwman I should write or rant about this some time, but the short answer is that words have meanings and… https://t.co/daUioz9Ji5
Sigh. I’ve just deleted a retweet of this image because it’s not a thing. https://t.co/oUudDHBoPD
@JonoInAotearoa It’s OK, I have already read every tweet.
RT @beneltham: “The commuter carparks go here, here … and here”
RT @NewtonMark: It must make a pleasant change for the Army to know they can fly their helicopters around during natural disasters without…
RT @MilHistNow: On this day in 1936, the British aircraft manufacturer Supermarine test flies a new all-metal monoplane fighter it will cal…
@jasonandrade It is. There’s a conversion chart on their website somewhere.
@TheNehad Well the AFL has a crypto sponsor now so they kinda had to do it, right?
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Putting aside the joys of a light thrashing, yes, looking at the animations on Windy sho… https://t.co/EtzvHjRwD4
I have mostly been very good about this in the past few days but yes. https://t.co/LzoNXv9XSc

M__Verbruggen @AthertonKD Although this was also impressively stupid pic.twitter.com/MG9vxzcapb
ReddieNews #BREAKING An evacuation order issued for Ballina CBD - people instructed to leave immediately. @abcsydney

A little less up here. pic.twitter.com/vpbMNsyBEZ

This is what the BoM is saying for Sydney tomorrow. 140 to 200mm of rain. pic.twitter.com/vvsyyW4S90
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark It’s not so much the wind as such…
Rain accumulation for the next three days, i.e. the total predicted. https://t.co/UYtIF0sxuD https://t.co/2e4G7m7k1e
I’m not sure what that is in the previous tweet, but this is the prediction of wind speeds at 2000 ft above the sur… https://t.co/1TGAVQHObM

That and the bands radiate out from the Wollongong radar. Anyway Rain Parrot has come to its senses. pic.twitter.com/p1NqyCmgqq
I was right. And this next one looks more like a radar glitch because those intense bands only appear in one radar… https://t.co/pIirpRzMT1
@dobes @MatthewBevan Does he carry matches?
RT @engagedpractx: This is a masterpiece. Genuinely triggered within three comments. https://t.co/8LGUHxYabU
Definitely fine, @dobes. https://t.co/63sjptTQbE
This is fine. https://t.co/kc7QC095LD
RT @MrTimDunn: The @UniOfYork closing down what was the only degree in railway history in the world - has made @yorkshirepost headlines. I…
anguslivingston a fun game is googling your childhood pop culture heroes + vaccine

AnarchyCoo TAKE BACK THE DAY. pic.twitter.com/ef73Rl8RJc
RT @timothy_mcd: And as I recall, there were no unintended consequences… https://t.co/KuHKzZCr2a
@jetztgibtshaue @SoniaCuff Most cows are charming.
In which @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR demonstrates “The First Ever Drum Machine You Could Buyâ€, the Wurlitzer Side Man from 195… https://t.co/yfiEk9JyPH
@dobes @RealNickHodge They have magical powers. https://t.co/9aDZKKx4R6
@terryfrost We already did this. See also usages like “cowpokeâ€, “cow countryâ€, “cowboyâ€. Sigh. https://t.co/j90MM58uvN
MORE IMPORTANT COW NEWS NO WAIT IT IS THE SAME COW AS THE FIRST COW NEWS BUT IT IS IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES HOW IS T… https://t.co/uYBXrI1VXz
Dog goes dogging. https://t.co/Jp4JppT2po
@pseudomorph @ScottRhodie @WarWraith @Leo_Puglisi6 I heard that too. :)
@Hi11lDweller There’s going to be a lot of this.
RT @hunteryharris: 10 minutes is a damn tedtok https://t.co/tLway2iNV4
RT @SuperCroup: Is this a coincidence or is she taking out the other states one by one? https://t.co/27QmvJozOy
@gordonkerry C’est parfait!
@elronxenu Maybe he’s going soft.
@ScottRhodie @WarWraith @Leo_Puglisi6 The avocado is the devil’s slime-fruit and should be shunned, as should the p… https://t.co/HQf4eSuASu
SOMEHOW HIS TWEETS ARE STILL GETTING THROUGH. https://t.co/lvXPwtbraV
RT @Smingleigh: I remember when email was useful. Now it’s all
* Confirm your email address for Slorp
* Thank you for creating a Slorp acco…
This is why I was so very happy to be visited by five of them at once recently. https://t.co/EHz80feNbn
“Gang-gang cockatoo to become [officially listed as a] threatened species after large drop in bird numbers†https://t.co/wB7Cb4iIaN
@purserj No we are not.
@elronxenu Yeah I am very disappointed with Geoff’s lack of doomsaying in that presentation.

@dobes I see that, but I am using “cow†in the informal gender-neutral senpic.twitter.com/hUlE1LtSPUtSPU
ALSO IMPORTANT COW NEWS. https://t.co/ry45un1ElZ
Geoff just used the phrase “self-inflected senseless routing vandalism†and is telling people you know who you are,… https://t.co/BqFYQDWgxj
IMPORTANT COW NEWS. https://t.co/glL5FDuDxf
Geoff also says that IPv6 performs terribly because no one cares enough to get it right. (So maybe it’s time for pe… https://t.co/mK7JlxHwiG
Happy birthday to @SatPaper, eight years old today. thesaturdaypaper.com.au
Geoff says that one of the miracles of the internet is that BGP still works. True. #APRICOT2022

Here are the key non-frightening points. #APRICOT2022 pic.twitter.com/hfvNO2duf9
As usual these presentations are data-heavy and way down in the weeds, so I won’t tweet much. But I will say that t… https://t.co/fNTf7upcSm
Bye bye… https://t.co/QaRG2ApKGV
Wot. Having not seen him for some weeks, the young male satin bowerbird is back at his bower, dancing with his blue… https://t.co/tc95GBdKrj
Something to consider there, @dobes @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @rohan_p. https://t.co/oFsEPErS22
Oh yeah, follow or mute #APRICOT2022 as you prefer.
Coming up momentarily at 1400 AEDT is more APRICOT 2022 / APNIC 53 conference including in this session some Geoff… https://t.co/Oj6qsX5CUI
Time for a very quick nanna nap before the conference sessions. (It’s not a disco nap because they’re later in the day.)
@jetztgibtshaue @juhasaarinen And wrong words too. Tom yum fried rice is a thing, though normally loaded up way more heavily than that.
@WarintheFuture This tweet makes me feel old. It’s not THAT long ago that such high-quality satellite imagery would… https://t.co/QpMljilw0Z
@WarintheFuture The Day 5 thread from @WarintheFuture. https://t.co/0N5RhBV5pT
@juhasaarinen Meh. I prefer the egg on top. And this isn’t a Chinese variant anyway. I’ve used tom yum paste as the main flavouring.
@morebento Oh I’d forgotten the songs!
So @TimeGhostTV has re-released their Between 2 Wars episode “Genocide in Ukraine†as part of their new “Into Conte… https://t.co/3eVz7HtKnJ
Such an Adelaide proposal! ;) https://t.co/DQFbi2pPX4
@oberonsghost Look it’s adequate and I didn’t commit any Rice Crimes, but Uncle Roger is a harsh master.
@JustJimWillDo Too late!

Let’s have some chicken fried rice, yeah? pic.twitter.com/xjqB9lPpAs
This first wave of heavy rain to hit Wentworth Falls is just the prelude. Indeed my gut feeling is that the spike w… https://t.co/JEtGrdNc0N
RT @kels_316: When volunteers and randos rescue people because “emergency services are overwhelmed†ITS A FUCKING INDICTMENT ON THE GOVERNM…
Waratah sequence 2021, day 182. The rain will be even heavier over the coming days, so who knows how these plump, f… https://t.co/YO0EqD5z4h
@foursaken Always. :)
@foursaken Sure, but the story does explain how confusion came about.
RT @gcluley: Good news: They used the Bcc field when sending out their press release.
Bad news: They put all the email addresses in the Su…
@spottytwit @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems @NewtonMark She does seem to know what she’s doing, yes. :)
“TGA rules confusion: influencers can still promote therapeutic goods†https://t.co/bxKHA0bM0L
Listening to a @lawfarepodcast from 2015, “Lawfare Archive: Putin’s Imperial Gambleâ€, which is still remarkably rel… https://t.co/WMkaF9c73F
RT @sexenheimer: Have come to an agreement with the AEC. Any future tweets I post about electoral matters will contain a disclaimer that th…
@JustJimWillDo @purserj @expectproblems @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark I was thinking of tagging y… https://t.co/JCFUIsudMP
@Headwellred @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems @NewtonMark The wheeled vehicles are really kinda… https://t.co/Yo8kB4Xofl
@NewtonMark @purserj @expectproblems @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Why reinvent the wheel? :) I bet that stee… https://t.co/m2SIYEc7Q1
@expectproblems @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark I guess we can always check her out on TikTok.
@Telstra Pssst! It’s probably best to style it “Ukraine†not “the Ukraineâ€.
@purserj @expectproblems @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark Here we go. This looks totally good and sa… https://t.co/cTYVQm0Uxm
@expectproblems @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark Don’t they float (ish)? I mean an M-113 floats. Ish… https://t.co/fat0ZQZDkL
RT @deviIette: The Onion never misses🎯 https://t.co/sZuQvtcj87
RT @JessicaScott09: Substantiated rumors of nation-state activity against Signal. Make sure you have your @signalapp set up to use PIN acc…
RT @oberonsghost: It begins. https://t.co/1maps7IK9t
It’s a BTR not a tank, but this should come in handy, @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems… https://t.co/ixBpEtBwRD
RT @AusElectoralCom: 2020-21 disclosure returns for MPs & Senators are now available. Go to https://t.co/VuIfUEmvmv https://t.co/AEbiOaCYpT
RT @sexenheimer: In all seriousness, it’s great to see the AEC promoting the integrity of the electoral process, particularly this endeavou…
@NewtonMark @fictillius @garystark What a mess. :(
@NewtonMark @fictillius @garystark Yeah I deleted those tweets. I’ll leave this one up because it’s such a cute photo.
@fictillius @NewtonMark @garystark The current floods at 2 metres or more worse than 2017, so I guess this little aero-island is no more.
@fictillius @NewtonMark @garystark CORRECTION: This photo is from the 2017 floods.
he story doesn’t have a date o… https://t.co/iUakUuVwA7
@NewtonMark @fictillius @garystark Also, airports wouldn’t flood so easily if they didn’t keep putting them on flat… https://t.co/gjkYGaGXTZ
@garystark @NewtonMark What a mess. :( I hope things can get sorted out soon, but rather a lot of things seem to be underwater.
@timburrowes @AlexanderPayton I am ashamed to have not noticed. :(
@fictillius @NewtonMark @garystark I don’t know, but this photo of Lismore Airport looks like those images of cows… https://t.co/HTceqbc7Js
@trentyarwood @jpwarren I have delayed his episode to this coming weekend because reasons. It’s already recorded though.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Maybe. Or maybe they’d be dazzled by your presence.
Everything else to need to know is in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/wsc0wPuU9k
Tue plan: A whole bunch of administrivia; 1400 AEDT APRICOT 2022 / APNIC 53 conference including some Geoff Huston… https://t.co/Dg0R2RoD2K
Or because one is just lazy.
Tue plan, preamble: My comments from yesterday about managing my news consumption continue to apply today. I’m doin… https://t.co/agE1UgBsPc
thetallyroom Podcast #65: SA election kick-off tallyroom.com.au/45698
I reckon @expectproblems and @CptHollingworth would like to be let loose in this room. https://t.co/L3ngOoLVN1

AlexanderPayton I need to carry around a spray bottle like for training cats, but for journalists pic.twitter.com/co8H6SCm4V
@garystark @NewtonMark Yeah I saw someone last night saying they had four scrubbed approaches at OOL before going to Maroochydore.
@NewtonMark @drzax @garystark @gpdawson Exactly that, yes. Though in the last few days the way it chooses axis labe… https://t.co/jRdD62wxy2
@drzax @NewtonMark @garystark @gpdawson While I am beholden to @CARROT_app, obviously, I keep coming back to Oz Wea… https://t.co/NFe8HOAFns
@drzax @NewtonMark @garystark They’re screenshots from OzPDA’s Oz Weather Plus by @gpdawson. https://t.co/HnPhpCptro
@genericitis @NewtonMark Guns of some sort. Obviously.
@NewtonMark @garystark Here is Lismore Airport before it stopped sending data for some reason. I saw someone say “7… https://t.co/6r2bRPYYCs
@NewtonMark @garystark It won’t be as bad as Brisbane, but this is what they had the other day. https://t.co/K4qg0j0Tve
Of course they have. Sigh. https://t.co/axvVeEEukJ
@paulkidd @HappySinger I think I was at that party.
@paulkidd If only I’d realised we had a theme song.
@NewtonMark Well, it hates Brisbane. I guess we’ll soon find out what it thinks about us.
@NewtonMark I wonder if it’s alive.
What he said. https://t.co/VyOKb3PvR5
RT @shanselman: “huddled” https://t.co/e75xEPgNew
RT @Mad_Morris: There is so much water running through the storm water drains at the airport the manhole is singing (sound on) #qldfloods h…
In the Blue Mountains today La Niña continues to deliver the Great Sog, but you already knew that. And it will be w… https://t.co/GBK8Wynb5c
Tuesday. Touch your nose. Touch someone else’s nose. Which feels better? Do it three times every day. Your lucky nu… https://t.co/EvRGPs6e2r