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RT @emma__jayne14: International Women’s Day tomorrow means that it’s 3 years since Scott said:
“We want to see women rise. But we don’t w…
@upulie Also I like the onesie.
@upulie Absolutely. :)
upulie Elon’s idea of mass transit is going to be a bunch of DeLoreans connected to each other human centipede style
@stukhan No wonder the insurance companies are making changes. Interesting times ahead.
@stukhan Thanks.
RT @fesshole: My 10 year old was struggling with some homework where she has to write a poem about the spring.
I helped her out and wrote…
The dangerblob is expanding. pic.twitter.com/gRF7OAnnO1
@stukhan Yeah the statistics get quite complex when things are changing too. But is a “1000 year flood” an actual t… https://t.co/MM2R8DiP9y
We’re now 31% of the way to Target One thank you. I’ll keep the promotional activities light tonight because there’… https://t.co/663hnDECGc
@annie_parker @developerjack The storeroom in the building I inhabit has gone the same way. Sigh.
Nice. https://t.co/d3FwzaEI8I
@_BertHandsome That seems more than enough. Excessive, even.
There’s quite a few warnings out for NSW tonightbom.gov.au/nsw/warnings/wpic.twitter.com/UWrmekiioror
RT @TrainLinkWest: Due to severe weather conditions, significant delays and cancellations are expected on most Sydney Trains, NSW TrainLink…
@_BertHandsome Good luck down there.
THEY’VE BROKEN OUT THE TEXT BOX.
“Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for INTENSE RAINFALLâ€â€¦ https://t.co/aVvIqgbyP0
@jpwarren @LapTop006 @jeamland @NewtonMark Oh this customer spent TONS on such things, trust me.
@jpwarren @LapTop006 @jeamland @NewtonMark I don’t think I ever had to deal with NIS+ but I can guess at some of th… https://t.co/XCTFSsWEbd
RT @stilgherrian: Yes I know that’s a really bad joke, and I know it stands for Zardoz.
RT @stilgherrian: Theory: The “Z†on the Russian vehicles stands for Žižek.
RT @stilgherrian: REMINDER: The term is “100 year flood†not “1-in-100 year floodâ€. It’s a straightforward concept in risk management and p…
RT @stilgherrian: A brief thread of OSINT footwear analysis.
RT @fesshole: I’m a bus driver. If I’m having a bad day at work, I’ll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself “you’re all cu…
@jpwarren @LapTop006 @jeamland @NewtonMark Wait, that’s “advanced”? Gosh. I must’ve been an “expert”.
@jeamland @jpwarren @NewtonMark Quality work.
All hail Eris! Ping @jpwarren @NewtonMark @jeamland. https://t.co/IFLRwJx5Xc
Approve. https://t.co/Do3J2YFzm4
RT @emilycmulligan: Sydney is basically just various patches of mould that will all soon join and become a perfect mouldy blanket 😇
RT @tanaka_tatsuya: 「ムンクã®å«ã³ã€ã‚らãŸã‚「デンã‚ã®éŠã³ã€ https://t.co/ZOpBmDTQfc
RT @RosieisaHolt: Lady Edwina Lee gives her thoughts on Ukrainian refugees on this week’s @wtfisgoingonpod https://t.co/Vq2PQw8tGQ
@kcarruthers @expectproblems Still annoying.
@wheelyweb @chrissteinplays They do OCR it, that much I know. That’s been a thing in content moderation for quite some time now.
@staticsan @expectproblems There’s a story for one of the real estate writers. :)
There are *some* things to like about the weather. https://t.co/zufYeNrgAH
@expectproblems I am becoming less and less enchanted by La Niña as each day passes.
RT @_BertHandsome: This remains a very upsetting part of this whole saga.
thehistoryguy Bismarck decided to annex Alsace Lorraine because the French had grown effete reading Balzac.
@damonayoung And Winston Churchill. George Orwell worked as his body double for the final two years of the war.
@_BertHandsome You might well be staying at home tomorrow.
RT @chrissteinplays: Instagram just deleted this from my stories for “ bullying and abusive behavior†😂 https://t.co/ABm0WWvMfK
@boymc @damonayoung Sadly they appear to be quite serious.
@damonayoung Everybody knows that one isn’t Mark Twainpic.twitter.com/xcaXjvkhF3F3
RT @damonayoung: Please, please, please stop retweeting this crap.
The first isn’t even a Mark Twain quote.
This account is just scrapin…
@_BertHandsome Your final sentence appears to be the correct forecast.
@jpwarren @morebento @trentyarwood The great thing about a sugarcane growing area is that there’s a lot of cheap ways to make pure alcohol.
@pmprideaux @jpwarren I don’t know enough about the specifics of the architecture to know whether this can be fixed… https://t.co/VbqnqnefzF
Whacko. pic.twitter.com/jScCR6tITO
RT @MatthewBevan: In case you were wondering if the war in Ukraine is having any effect in Australia, here’s the price of a tonne of coal o…
“A large area†indeed. https://t.co/ImYZtQ9mxY
@trentyarwood @jpwarren You have.
@jpwarren @trentyarwood There’s also a whole outtake section about gin that I’ll post for supporters at some point.
@itgrrl @expectproblems Yeah I’m getting tyred of all that.
@itgrrl @expectproblems This thread had gone bad again. :(
RT @hatr: Colleagues of mine analyzed A.I.-based job interviews. The software promises to be able to detect personality traits and be “fast…
@trentyarwood @jpwarren Thanks, Trent. There’s been some great conversations lately.
RT @MaxPendelton: @shaunmicallef The Nucular submarines will be the Morrison class, with the great advantage of being undetectable during t…
DrEricLevi The nose goes back, not up. Aim for the back, not for the brain. Take care, friends. pic.twitter.com/omHETpADX1
@expectproblems @itgrrl And yes Elissa and I have discussed the pickle cravings previously. Others came into the co… https://t.co/RTnowYEL4A
@trentyarwood @jpwarren There’s quite a few amusing details in that episode.
@expectproblems @itgrrl So no Christmas Pickle for @itgrrl! https://t.co/FDVxgT6B7X
RT @CSIRO_ATNF: #DYK After WWII, scientists began studying radio waves, exploring the ‘hidden’ Universe. The ‘hole-in-the-ground’ telescope…
@itgrrl @expectproblems Are we back to this? https://t.co/a1vTz7yenK
@itgrrl @expectproblems I detect some hesitancy…
@itgrrl @expectproblems I think you need to know more about pickles. Perhaps we could run a pickle webinar.
This is such an excellent idea. News editors, please take note. https://t.co/a8bvWIyUz2
RT @TrainLinkWest: 2 shuttle trains are running back and forward between Penrith and Springwood. These trains are not showing in transport…
Anthony Albanese’s speech is on Thursday. https://t.co/S6VbCxc5Z7
Oh, and of course the video of Scott Morrison’s speech is on the line. https://t.co/FzDmjQ70iw
@itgrrl @expectproblems This is simply a scientific inquiry. I’m trying to learn.
RT @NSWRFS: Flooding in Lismore saw the collapse of the internal roof at the iconic Mary G’s tavern. The crew of #NSWRFS Davidson 1 along w…
@manaz_d @SuperCroup No one made anyone do anything.
RT @NewtonMark: Well … 30% is less than a third, yes. So this is a tautology, right? https://t.co/04RyyGXacb
RT @BogleMM: @OzKitsch Atomic industry, 1947. https://t.co/i1u7VFA4NS https://t.co/0KaoCdvU0p
@itgrrl @expectproblems WHAT IF GENDER FLUID WAS VINEGAR ALL ALONG?
@itgrrl @expectproblems Does it taste like pickle water? Because trans women keep telling me about the whole pickles thing.
@itgrrl @expectproblems Nice.
mdowd Due to the unfolding crisis, I expect precious commodities to go through the roof - such as gold, silver, and cartoon pictures of apes
Hey @dobes… https://t.co/3zDelEzkWS
@FlyOpineMonkey @allrite @NewtonMark @purserj Oops meant to include this tweet. https://t.co/60NhtvM3JF
QUOLL. https://t.co/jLCbIXZQbu
@19bk69 QUOLL.
RT @SuperCroup: I regret to inform you all that the cishets are At It again. https://t.co/ZFTDAKma2e
Coming up shortly at 1730 AEDT, “Who Works? The Crisis of Automation in the Indo-Pacificâ€, part of @ASPI_org’s The… https://t.co/Aph8jfuTbG
@expectproblems Clearly you need non-binary brakes.
@dobes It’s not my fault people have short memories.
@dobes And of course they had the fires the other year. And tHe TrAiNs ThAt DiD nOt FiT tHe TuNnElS.
Here’s the transcript of Scott Morrison’s speech to the Lowy Institute today. https://t.co/nRX7U3RNG7
And the Q&A. https://t.co/ZHOhOSYXZ7
@FlyOpineMonkey @allrite @NewtonMark @purserj We’re halfway there in the Blue Mountains.
RT @TrainsInfo: These photos give you some idea of what we’re working with at the moment. Disruptions due to severe weather can have a flow…
RT @MargotSaville: Boss 🙌 https://t.co/Uct6sHb7be
Congratulations to @Craig_Harvey for solving the dead pet challenge. https://t.co/fRTBieWcsw
@garystark Dunno, bailed out.
@morebento It’s quite annoying.
I’m originally from Adelaide where the total average annual rainfall is 520mm. Here we’ve had that across just a fe… https://t.co/D0aii4e23Q
@purserj @NewtonMark Oceanic pedestrians is more and Biblical thing.
@purserj @NewtonMark I hear the navy prefers submarines that can turn corners.
@jeffsonstein Thanks. I’m not in a flood zone but the roof is being challenged.
@darrenpauli We all need our alone times.
@purserj Dutton says we’ll know US or UK hardware in the next couple of months. Morrison says it won’t be before th… https://t.co/kfEzgOANeo
@purserj Slightly longer answer, the short list is Brisbane, Newcastle, and Pt Kembla.
@purserj No.
Pretty. pic.twitter.com/XQddnZeAIG
@OdinsToenail Yeah that’s the chap. Thanks.
@jpwarren I tell you what I reckon. I reckon they found the flaw in just a few phones, maybe even just one, and now… https://t.co/b75peZkddK
@jeffsonstein I’ll have some facts for you within hours.
RT @mylesdavies: Ha…love how 7news has whacked on the watermark to footage that every other network and FB group has been showing all day…
@Ex_spurt @juhasaarinen Not that one. It marches on its rims.
This looks… helpful. https://t.co/A1LRGIR73q
RT @jkass99: The guy Glenn Greenwald is promoting as being “thoughtful” and “not having his mind warped by propaganda” is a covid truther w…
Yes I know that’s a really bad joke, and I know it stands for Zardoz.
Theory: The “Z†on the Russian vehicles stands for Žižek.
RT @Ex_spurt: That central tyre inflation system is struggling a bit there https://t.co/bHC5We7V1q
From this week’s “Le Show†from @theharryshearer, “The Putin Table†https://t.co/rUp9gvx4e5
@Tim___F @baaaadscience You’re in good company. https://t.co/s9vnEcT2na
baaaadscience Four out of every five adults do not even know they are on fire.
@jetztgibtshaue Wow that’d be a challenging wank.
The Q&A has started. https://t.co/5VYKEQcgJU
Well this should prove problematic. https://t.co/ByuQQfFLYI
RT @stilgherrian: You might also like to pledge your support to “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022†crowdfunder, which currently sits 25% of the w…
RT @stilgherrian: Hello yes a new podcast appeared yesterday and you might like to listen to it. https://t.co/0XlCgrLWq5
jason_a_w by being invaded? very cunning. pic.twitter.com/8MA65eMN63
@darrenpauli Any 22yo cam girl can produce better quality video streams than the prime minister of a significant we… https://t.co/OQGTuZ1tRE
Meh. I’ll read the transcript later. I wasn’t one of the Special Stenographers of the News Media who got a copy yesterday.
Shocking audio and video quality. pic.twitter.com/KZH2pzIlU2
I deleted a tweet about it starting more than 15 minutes late. My YouTube window didn’t auto-start the stream.
REMINDER: The term is “100 year flood†not “1-in-100 year floodâ€. It’s a straightforward concept in risk management… https://t.co/LZRBY86Bnh
Plus he seems constitutionally incapable of turning up on time. Lowy Institute has a tradition of starting and fini… https://t.co/jHa6Yp4jlv
Mind you getting Scott Morrison to explain foreign policy is like getting a moose to explain calculus.
@jpwarren @trentyarwood I’ll have to add an errata section to the podcast. And yes OK I’ll mention the hippopotamus.
Scott Morrison is on in 10 minutes. https://t.co/9LbFPXGgM5
RT @TrainLinkWest: #BluemountainsLine trains are not running between Springwood and Lithgow due to a Landslip near Zig Zag earlier.
Replac…
RT @HeyThatsMyLeg: The six stages of grief:
• Denial — “What’s a matter you?”
• Anger — “Hey! Gota no respect.”
• Bargaining — “What do yo…
@rhinoz @ServiceNSW Name-matching is *really* hard and is fundamental to securely handling transactions, yet it’s often so badly handled.
@spansexual @ServiceNSW Excellent. I do find courtesy titles to be a quaint echo of Victorian classism, and try to… https://t.co/cQK3Vc52IB
@HHackenbecker @ServiceNSW Counterpoint: They’re better than all the other states and certainly better than the federal government.
@SuperCroup And here’s a picture. https://t.co/hayipmuNk5
@jpwarren It’s probably boilerplate from across the site.
About half the entries are tweets from @cameronwilson @dannolan and @sexenheimer. https://t.co/LksBLOB9bE
Sigh.
Of course the real irony is that I *want* to give Service NSW my information to score a voucher, but when I give th… https://t.co/aoSF3KjRkD
“Your personal information will normally be used for the primary reason that it was collected or a directly related… https://t.co/sZP05F2mE4
Service NSW is reading out this very memorable URL on the phone for Stay NSW vouchers’ privacy policy:… https://t.co/MVwRRiCmbc
@ServiceNSW No need to try to solve it here. :) We are already WAY ahead of these canned answers.
@ServiceNSW Your customer service people try their very best, but the system hasn’t been set up properly to handle this.
@ServiceNSW Yeah this is the difficulty. A mononym = a single given name with no surname. Each agency uses differen… https://t.co/1JUKa4TB6b
@trentyarwood @ServiceNSW It usually is lol.
Today’s adventure in having a mononym: Getting my @ServiceNSW account to recognise both my passport (DFAT) and my M… https://t.co/97jhPKbFFQ
Water has overflowed from somewhere I didn’t know about and it has penetrated the living area. Towels are being dep… https://t.co/6iU7FiWMuE
RT @TrainLinkWest: #BluemountainsLine trains are not running between Srpingwood and Lithgow due to a Landslip near Zig Zag earlier.
Replac…
RT @AusElectoralCom: @cameronwilson @SyamaMishra Here is the link Cam - https://t.co/vP2KryPLRL
cameronwilson This is cool: AEC is launching a searchable register of misinfo in the lead up to the election pic.twitter.com/zsUEX97D5o
RT @notreallyjcm: The name of this book sounds like what the two gendered bathrooms that would be labeled as at a quirky Irish-themed pub i…
@expectproblems @NewtonMark @fictillius Thank you, Elissa. Happy Monday.
@jamescmcpherson @jpwarren This could help with the so-called “budget repair†process.
@ShaneBryan_IT @NewtonMark @expectproblems @fictillius @HonTonyAbbott Cruel, very cruel.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @fictillius Right then. https://t.co/OI3AKRDadk
Here you go, @NewtonMark @expectproblems @fictillius. https://t.co/a1vTz7yenK
RT @Scientits: Just checked and yes, the German Embassy really did say this 💪🻠🇺🇦 https://t.co/eV1ZyifF85
RT @arielbogle: A rather rapid devolution of the so-called alliance between the United Australia Party and anti-lockdown group Reignite Dem…
RT @ArmsControlWonk: Their lies are a welcome moment of comedy in between their war crimes. https://t.co/dBKRGkhNFQ
RT @Polypompholyx: @MikeRampton @robmanuel They do a range of STIs too. https://t.co/tcaNW6Hudt
MikeRampton If anyone ever needs a nickname for their anus I recommend the Valspar sample shelf at B&Q pic.twitter.com/3I4PL61LBf
A brief thread of OSINT footwear analysis. https://t.co/WVZignnMAq
RT @HeerJeet: This is evidence of what many have suspected, that London has one of the most corrupt banking systems and is awash in looted…
RT @Noleli: I made a browser extension that changes the word “billionaire†to “oligarch†and, well, it’s about as perfect as I was hoping.…
Thanks to that spike I’ve just poured out another 100 litres of water from the storeroom where various containers a… https://t.co/TBIqSVed5p
RT @TrainLinkWest: #BlueMountainsLine trains are not running between Mt Victoria and Lithgow due to a Landslip near Zig Zag earlier.
Repla…
RT @TrainLinkWest: ⚠Due to severe weather conditions, significant delays and cancellations are expected on most Sydney Trains, NSW TrainLi…
Australia, home of the ant-arsed spider! https://t.co/G4PKx2aobN
@reselsnark No you don’t. You need to trust your intuition.
RT @EleanorMorton: Adverts for startups: Do you pick up deodorant at the supermarket for £1? Is it too easy and cheap? What if you got a su…
Anthony Albanese is also doing a Lowy Institute speech, on Thursday. https://t.co/GipgqJoGZz
Morrison’s speech is at 1230 AEDT and will be streamed on YouTube. There will be a Q&A. https://t.co/FzDmjQ70iw
I see that Scott Morrison has prepared the ground for his Lowy Institute speech today. I was wondering how he’d see… https://t.co/KEbtfaC4nQ
As usual, the rest of the alleged plans and a whole bunch of recommended links are in the Weekly Wrap. Enjoy. https://t.co/80A4kuvV5W
Mon plan: Gentle start; stay dry; 1230 AEDT Scott Morrison at the Lowy Institute https://t.co/FzDmjQ70iw; a bunch o… https://t.co/AWGKWNBHaG
You might also like to pledge your support to “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022†crowdfunder, which currently sits 25% of… https://t.co/vJASqG5L2o
Hello yes a new podcast appeared yesterday and you might like to listen to it. https://t.co/0XlCgrLWq5
@AusBerlin84 Yes I think you should.
@dprk_ebooks It’s about luck, not drinking.
RT @LiveTrafficSyd: SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE: The bridge is closed in both directions due to a multi vehicle crash & car fire. Avoid the area…
@AusBerlin84 It’s been a long time since I did my course. They’ve changed all the planets.
RT @bensilvey: Writing notices for consent to change things @BristolCathedra isn’t always this satisfying… (nor does it normally get so muc…
markcwalton This explanation of why Bristol cathedral is replacing the plaque celebrating the ordination of women is priceless pic.twitter.com/hPi3cL1SQ9
The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains today, just as it does elsewhere. The forecast is remarkably consiste… https://t.co/QQm8Q3felr
Monday. The second cupboard from the left contains all that is needed to conquer the universe, if used wisely. Are… https://t.co/DRrRWvS7Xv