Recording in the morning. Gorn.
RealNickHodge “Oh fuck, we’re running out of Oligarch cash.
What should we do?”
(crypto bro dickhead junior staffer from a far d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0V
@jplonie Or we could just kill them.
expatua Owners of looted houses around Kyiv continue to locate their devices in Russia and Belarus.
Stolen headphones. pic.twitter.com/PMq9zLgIZG
pleasedontatme thought just struck me: hot cross banh mi
_BertHandsome Not a single person working comms for the ALP is good at their job.
Also, love the brokes in the replies suggestin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ
Australia really is a cunt of a country sometimes. twitter.com/danielhurstbne…
All hail Eris! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
tomwestland Primary school teachers should NOT take corporeal form
Oh FFS never read Twitter.
GuardianAus Thailand dreams of high-end cannabis tourism after marijuana is legalised theguardian.com/world/2022/apr…
@AnotherEdFoster @JustJimWillDo Very @kels_316 areas. :)
@JustJimWillDo @alexkidman @NewtonMark I won’t. You know I won’t.
@NewtonMark Well, few people until 24 February.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Pffft! “Physically exist”? How old-fashioned.
@JustJimWillDo @alexkidman @NewtonMark Do I have to?
@NewtonMark Turns out the Russian petrochemicals aren’t physically in Ireland. Bummer, eh?
@morebento Yeah as you know SA now has a less progressive government than it did under Marshall.
isthtmus we went from april 1st to april 3rd in 2 days
@CosmicRami Star Destroyer Rami!
SoVeryBritish Ways to say “I won’t be coming”
1. I might pop down
2. I’ll give you a text
3. I’ll see how I feel
4. Sounds inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QA
@morebento Oh man! I was covering one of these attempts back in the late 1980s. Keeping up the battle is how you win.
duckbytheoboe This is a Sea Pig and I honestly don’t think they’re a good idea. #sea #pig #seapig pic.twitter.com/achrNVavG3
@_BertHandsome @AusBerlin84 Yep, you’re up for the full La Niña experience.
thegrugq This is going to be the best rug pull! twitter.com/hmtreasury/sta…
@JustJimWillDo @wolfcat How very annoy.
bwmoles This is my great-great-great grandfather circa 1860 somewhere near the Rocky Mountains. You can see where my natty,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…75
KatysCartoons The LGBT community is divided pic.twitter.com/HHL4rqm5Bw
@okjustesting @NewtonMark @formalbeer @kels_316 Only if you’re old.
Lol yes I’ve shifted my Sydney day, when forecast rainfall is now 70–100mm, to the weekendtwitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…IX
Anyway, speaking of polls, here’s my thread from earlier with today’s Essential figures. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jpwarren Meanwhile, in the land of malicious compliance… twitter.com/Runningactor/s…
@jpwarren I thought you might like it. :)
“With election 2022 nearly upon us, can we actually trust the opinion polls this time?” by @CaseyBriggs abc.net.au/news/2022-04-0…
@NewtonMark @formalbeer @kels_316 Mark. Be nice. Also the Wikipedia entry doesn’t mention armour upgrades, but does..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…17
@kels_316 @NewtonMark @formalbeer For reference, here’s a photo of one in Dutch service, from Wikipedia…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Md
@formalbeer @NewtonMark Ah well I might defer to his judgement then.
@NewtonMark I understand these to be really good kit too.
@rob0tika Apparently so. But if I may say, I could not pull off either of these looks and the fact that I know this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5s
@nephstar Some people seem to get it pretty quickly. There are clues in the blog post which they’re picking up on, I think.
What the fuck? No, no this is not how it works at all.
“Taking the Lenny Kravitz approach to dressing your age”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tt
michaelmeloni How much more can I possibly need to know about this? pic.twitter.com/1vhhs57lnD
Another excellent “Rear Vision” episode from ABC RN: “The far-right in France — where does it come from and why is.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oNI
ConversationEDU Introducing ‘Below the Line’, our new podcast covering the 2022 federal election. Hosted by @UniMelb ‘s @FaineJon w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mS
roweafr i’ve got the ukelele.. @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/yMWGzQZJim
OK people who enjoy bureaucratic kerfuffles with political implications should read this. Extremely @jpwarren areas. twitter.com/damonism/statu…
@JustJimWillDo Oh I don’t know about that lol.
@andy_park Lol quite true. :) My tastes are quite wide though.
@andy_park I prefer something a bit more peaty or even salty like Talisker, but sure. I have no complaints. :)
Yes, Dan. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/QDRVLtqPbR
Congratulations to @SESSpackman who has solved the Hill of Dead Pets challenge.
One hour to go, though that said we already have heaps to talk about. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It’s a science thing. You wouldn’t understand. twitter.com/voscauchemars/…
“Clive Palmer To Launch Longest Ever 45-Minute Political Ad” bandt.com.au/clive-palmer-t… pic.twitter.com/yCC4Kw9exK
@loddlaen @erinrileyau These people are broken in the head.
KetanJ0 9 years ago, Leigh Sales held it as a mark of pride that viewers couldn’t tell whether she accepted the science of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U
You know it’s getting close when… pic.twitter.com/uIqK5YKwGi
timdunlop There is no good answer. twitter.com/MarkLangham2/s…
erinrileyau So if you ever look around at the world and wonder how we got here, remember there are people out there who would d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly
erinrileyau I am in a facebook group for people who are building with the same company as us. Last night, someone asked how peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UW
@Taco_Lad @VTeagueAus @UW_CSTV @ZDNet You don’t need to sell pencils to either of us. :)
@PollHereford I’ve been told I’m very trying.
AeroDork These off-nadir satellite pics of NYC from @Maxar put both the city and the imaging satellite’s orbit into perspect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9r
patstokes It’s because they can work remotely now twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
This is quite disappointing. twitter.com/snopes/status/…
Hmmm. I’m scheduled for a Sydney day on Thursday, with errands and such, and the forecast is now for 60–100mm of rain lol. Thanks, La Niña!
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren It is the crisis of the decade.
Pregnancy has still not begun. The bad joke has still not stopped. I’m still fighting a cold I guess. pic.twitter.com/M4eZrv93OC
A remindering of the dates. twitter.com/damonism/statu…
Excellent, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark. twitter.com/brockwilbur/st…
And that’s the Essential polling for this fortnight. All the stuff is at essentialreport.com.au/reports/05-apr… and you can sign u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wV
Views towards objective of federal budget. essentialreport.com.au/questions/view… pic.twitter.com/sLVF06k9gy
Likelihood of federal budget delivering outcomes. essentialreport.com.au/questions/like…
I should mention that all these question..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq
Federal budget expectations. (Q. In general, do you think the federal budget will be good or bad for the following?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j8
Federal budget impact on voting intention. essentialreport.com.au/questions/fede… You can click through for the breakdowns. pic.twitter.com/cccWRjsaOy
Federal budget engagement (Q. How much attention have you paid to the federal budget announcements?)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cF
Party trust to help manage household expenses. (Q. And which party, if in government, would be best at helping hous..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM
Government influence in controlling household expenses, aka “How much of this is the government’s fault?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp
Most concerning household expenses. essentialreport.com.au/questions/most… There’s some more breakdowns on the website. pic.twitter.com/XWkCrd1bXx
Party most trusted to improve economic issues. essentialreport.com.au/questions/part… I’m not sure that this tells us anything oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr
Most important economic issue. essentialreport.com.au/questions/most… There are breakdowns for gender, and, and voting intention. pic.twitter.com/4aaYk4k3Zc
Hey Kids, it’s an Essential polling Tuesday so I am now going to run through the numbers, as is my wont…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj
elakdawalla One day there will be nothing left of humanity but for these automatons talking to each other twitter.com/docfreeride/st…
@michaelneale More geeks with free time are needed. :)
I really must tell OpenADSB that POLAIR 25 is not the Rikpolisstyrelsen in Sweden.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 214. No matter how much I try, the camera never wants to focus on the frontmost seed pod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M
POLAIR 25 just climbed up out of where those walkers were killed and injured yesterday and zoomed down towards the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HD
Now to teach the magpies how to operate the vacuum cleaner.
I was about to sweep up those cracker fragments and crumbs I’d dropped earlier but someone has beaten me to it. pic.twitter.com/M51BBUW1wZ
@NewtonMark @drspacejunk Ah, I love it when this shot does the rounds. Though thinking of doing it is the trick. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zU
What Mr Frydenberg says is true, but now far, far more of us have seen him with a swastika on his forehead than cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww
@dobes @tacticalmaid And for a good cause too. There’s a lot to think about here.
MsMountebank Men having a different experience with the PM seems to be … a bit of a themetwitter.com/rnbreakfast/st…2A
Further alleged plans my be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@rohan_p @dobes @davidgerard @swearyanthony I dare not read the replies myself. It might break my brain.
Reminder for supporters of “The 9pm Edict” podcast: If you want to insert your brain into tomorrow’s recording you’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1
Tue plan: 0830 review a client document; 0900 AEST meeting; tackle some really annoying CSS and hope that this expe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J2
@TomSear Whence came this document?
@TiktaalikD Please don’t. :)
@dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @swearyanthony I have already been cursed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Prediction: There will be quite a lot of fuckwittedness on the line today.
Hahahaha! Well Chancellor @RishiSunak is a goose. He asked, so I hope you said no. twitter.com/hmtreasury/sta…
I’m pleased that the gang-gangs are here because they’ve just been listed as an endangered species, but the constan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…es
cathywilcox1 True blue.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/izprjeKnU3
Thank you once more to the people in the other branches of this thread who confirmed the ID of the tree and provide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…II
The pair of gang-gang cockatoos is back this morning, eating more of this Eucalyptus sieberi that branches over my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4
@Sam_Hickey And now your fate has been set.
@HappySinger For some reason I didn’t see these tweets last week. Thank you.
@UW_CSTV @ZDNet The messages from people such as @VTeagueAus finally seem to be getting through — though I’m sure t.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kho
jpwarren SELECT * FROM staff WHERE surname = ‘Buttle’ AND sentiment = ‘ungood’;
jpwarren Bad news for people working on AWS Redshift, RDS, or Aurora twitter.com/kenklippenstei…
GrogsGamut Yes, this hell site can get worse twitter.com/business/statu…
It will be sunny in the Blue Mountains again today but it will end tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/Yw4maccxnY
Today, Tuesday 5 April, is National Read a Road Map Day for some reason. daysoftheyear.com/days/read-a-ro…
Tuesday. Beans. Today will be all about the beans. Even if you don’t eat any, your progress will be enhanced or inh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oz