Recording in the morning. Gorn.
RT @RealNickHodge: “Oh fuck, we’re running out of Oligarch cash.
What should we do?”
(crypto bro dickhead junior staffer from a far dark c…
@jplonie Or we could just kill them.
expatua Owners of looted houses around Kyiv continue to locate their devices in Russia and Belarus.
Stolen headphones. pic.twitter.com/PMq9zLgIZG
RT @pleasedontatme: thought just struck me: hot cross banh mi
RT @_BertHandsome: Not a single person working comms for the ALP is good at their job.
Also, love the brokes in the replies suggesting it…
Australia really is a cunt of a country sometimes. https://t.co/zQDq8QSAcv
All hail Eris! https://t.co/z5cDxRzf6K
tomwestland Primary school teachers should NOT take corporeal form
Oh FFS never read Twitter.
RT @GuardianAus: Thailand dreams of high-end cannabis tourism after marijuana is legalised https://t.co/lWZmjcjY08
@AnotherEdFoster @JustJimWillDo Very @kels_316 areas. :)
@JustJimWillDo @alexkidman @NewtonMark I won’t. You know I won’t.
@NewtonMark Well, few people until 24 February.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Pffft! “Physically exist”? How old-fashioned.
@JustJimWillDo @alexkidman @NewtonMark Do I have to?
@NewtonMark Turns out the Russian petrochemicals aren’t physically in Ireland. Bummer, eh?
@morebento Yeah as you know SA now has a less progressive government than it did under Marshall.
RT @isthtmus: we went from april 1st to april 3rd in 2 days
@CosmicRami Star Destroyer Rami!
RT @SoVeryBritish: Ways to say “I won’t be coming”
1. I might pop down
2. I’ll give you a text
3. I’ll see how I feel
4. Sounds interesti…
@morebento Oh man! I was covering one of these attempts back in the late 1980s. Keeping up the battle is how you win.
RT @duckbytheoboe: This is a Sea Pig and I honestly don’t think they’re a good idea. #sea #pig #seapig https://t.co/achrNVavG3
@_BertHandsome @AusBerlin84 Yep, you’re up for the full La Niña experience.
RT @thegrugq: This is going to be the best rug pull! https://t.co/TjO6Pccn6D
@JustJimWillDo @wolfcat How very annoy.
RT @bwmoles: This is my great-great-great grandfather circa 1860 somewhere near the Rocky Mountains. You can see where my natty, sharp dres…
KatysCartoons The LGBT community is divided pic.twitter.com/HHL4rqm5Bw
@okjustesting @NewtonMark @formalbeer @kels_316 Only if you’re old.
Lol yes I’ve shifted my Sydney day, when forecast rainfall is now 70—100mm, to the weekend. https://t.co/1pgdZi1CIX
Anyway, speaking of polls, here’s my thread from earlier with today’s Essential figures. https://t.co/U5ahy7fHCw
@jpwarren Meanwhile, in the land of malicious compliance… https://t.co/mfeDBuuM4N
@jpwarren I thought you might like it. :)
“With election 2022 nearly upon us, can we actually trust the opinion polls this time?†by @CaseyBriggs https://t.co/9WHQ2VAB1u
@NewtonMark @formalbeer @kels_316 Mark. Be nice. Also the Wikipedia entry doesn’t mention armour upgrades, but does… https://t.co/MQTfSLpE17
@kels_316 @NewtonMark @formalbeer For reference, here’s a photo of one in Dutch service, from Wikipedia.… https://t.co/j30l6JpFMd
@formalbeer @NewtonMark Ah well I might defer to his judgement then.
@NewtonMark I understand these to be really good kit too.
@rob0tika Apparently so. But if I may say, I could not pull off either of these looks and the fact that I know this… https://t.co/O3Lbf9545s
@nephstar Some people seem to get it pretty quickly. There are clues in the blog post which they’re picking up on, I think.
What the fuck? No, no this is not how it works at all.
“Taking the Lenny Kravitz approach to dressing your ageâ€â€¦ https://t.co/ISGdePETTt
michaelmeloni How much more can I possibly need to know about this? pic.twitter.com/1vhhs57lnD
Another excellent “Rear Vision†episode from ABC RN: “The far-right in France — where does it come from and why is… https://t.co/5w0Qf6NoNI
RT @ConversationEDU: Introducing ‘Below the Line’, our new podcast covering the 2022 federal election. Hosted by @UniMelb ‘s @FaineJon with…
roweafr i’ve got the ukelele.. @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/yMWGzQZJim
OK people who enjoy bureaucratic kerfuffles with political implications should read this. Extremely @jpwarren areas. https://t.co/suPQD1fUKR
@JustJimWillDo Oh I don’t know about that lol.
@andy_park Lol quite true. :) My tastes are quite wide though.
@andy_park I prefer something a bit more peaty or even salty like Talisker, but sure. I have no complaints. :)
Yes, Dan. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/QDRVLtqPbR
Congratulations to @SESSpackman who has solved the Hill of Dead Pets challenge.
One hour to go, though that said we already have heaps to talk about. https://t.co/pcJPDUYPTb
It’s a science thing. You wouldn’t understand. https://t.co/fBXzqa1Vs8
“Clive Palmer To Launch Longest Ever 45-Minute Political Ad†https://t.co/oAsrDnYKWq https://t.co/yCC4Kw9exK
@loddlaen @erinrileyau These people are broken in the head.
RT @KetanJ0: 9 years ago, Leigh Sales held it as a mark of pride that viewers couldn’t tell whether she accepted the science of climate cha…
You know it’s getting close when..pic.twitter.com/uIqK5YKwGiGi
RT @timdunlop: There is no good answer. https://t.co/LpK7Rtzrwi
RT @erinrileyau: So if you ever look around at the world and wonder how we got here, remember there are people out there who would demand a…
RT @erinrileyau: I am in a facebook group for people who are building with the same company as us. Last night, someone asked how people fel…
@Taco_Lad @VTeagueAus @UW_CSTV @ZDNet You don’t need to sell pencils to either of us. :)
@PollHereford I’ve been told I’m very trying.
RT @AeroDork: These off-nadir satellite pics of NYC from @Maxar put both the city and the imaging satellite’s orbit into perspective. https…
RT @patstokes: It’s because they can work remotely now
This is quite disappointing. https://t.co/fkjZP3GKI2
Hmmm. I’m scheduled for a Sydney day on Thursday, with errands and such, and the forecast is now for 60—100mm of rain lol. Thanks, La Niña!
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren It is the crisis of the decade.
Pregnancy has still not begun. The bad joke has still not stopped. I’m still fighting a cold I guess. pic.twitter.com/M4eZrv93OC
A remindering of the dates. https://t.co/dYFj5EPITd
Excellent, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark. https://t.co/5vml0NPAJ2
And that’s the Essential polling for this fortnight. All the stuff is at https://t.co/jMXjxPpcA2 and you can sign u… https://t.co/kZYoODLawV
Views towards objective of federal budget. https://t.co/OpuJFvt06L https://t.co/sLVF06k9gy
Likelihood of federal budget delivering outcomes. https://t.co/33BQGpkoO1
I should mention that all these question… https://t.co/kKTNuKbmDq
Federal budget expectations. (Q. In general, do you think the federal budget will be good or bad for the following?… https://t.co/GCJf1wVUj8
Federal budget impact on voting intention. https://t.co/JBlF64ZWK0 You can click through for the breakdowns. https://t.co/cccWRjsaOy
Federal budget engagement (Q. How much attention have you paid to the federal budget announcements?)… https://t.co/gsxrhSyecF
Party trust to help manage household expenses. (Q. And which party, if in government, would be best at helping hous… https://t.co/kujrqHydUM
Government influence in controlling household expenses, aka “How much of this is the government’s fault?â€â€¦ https://t.co/SDurYWiDGp
Most concerning household expenses. https://t.co/xNRVDWiZDa There’s some more breakdowns on the website. https://t.co/XWkCrd1bXx
Party most trusted to improve economic issues. https://t.co/OBY2aGpzpC I’m not sure that this tells us anything oth… https://t.co/A6LENe0Yjr
Most important economic issue. https://t.co/6riGD4fYsK There are breakdowns for gender, and, and voting intention. https://t.co/4aaYk4k3Zc
Hey Kids, it’s an Essential polling Tuesday so I am now going to run through the numbers, as is my wont.… https://t.co/1DYPNjAxpj
RT @elakdawalla: One day there will be nothing left of humanity but for these automatons talking to each other https://t.co/ZgcGSJx4rQ
@michaelneale More geeks with free time are needed. :)
I really must tell OpenADSB that POLAIR 25 is not the Rikpolisstyrelsen in Sweden.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 214. No matter how much I try, the camera never wants to focus on the frontmost seed pod… https://t.co/xLPzBaQk3M
POLAIR 25 just climbed up out of where those walkers were killed and injured yesterday and zoomed down towards the… https://t.co/hdejy76eHD
Now to teach the magpies how to operate the vacuum cleaner.
I was about to sweep up those cracker fragments and crumbs I’d dropped earlier but someone has beaten me to it. pic.twitter.com/M51BBUW1wZ
@NewtonMark @drspacejunk Ah, I love it when this shot does the rounds. Though thinking of doing it is the trick. Th… https://t.co/8wBOGlQNzU
What Mr Frydenberg says is true, but now far, far more of us have seen him with a swastika on his forehead than cou… https://t.co/2cquVi1GWw
@dobes @tacticalmaid And for a good cause too. There’s a lot to think about here.
RT @MsMountebank: Men having a different experience with the PM seems to be … a bit of a theme. https://t.co/Bk3afl7y2A
Further alleged plans my be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/EPNEgwRb4Q
@rohan_p @dobes @davidgerard @swearyanthony I dare not read the replies myself. It might break my brain.
Reminder for supporters of “The 9pm Edict†podcast: If you want to insert your brain into tomorrow’s recording you’… https://t.co/4EnWWFdEd1
Tue plan: 0830 review a client document; 0900 AEST meeting; tackle some really annoying CSS and hope that this expe… https://t.co/hvoEi7tNJ2
@TomSear Whence came this document?
@TiktaalikD Please don’t. :)
@dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @swearyanthony I have already been cursed. https://t.co/vLWOC6jk2Y
Prediction: There will be quite a lot of fuckwittedness on the line today.
Hahahaha! Well Chancellor @RishiSunak is a goose. He asked, so I hope you said no. https://t.co/NfSGoFMMqY
I’m pleased that the gang-gangs are here because they’ve just been listed as an endangered species, but the constan… https://t.co/SFMyOrqUes
cathywilcox1 True blue.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/izprjeKnU3
Thank you once more to the people in the other branches of this thread who confirmed the ID of the tree and provide… https://t.co/aL0es7cnII
The pair of gang-gang cockatoos is back this morning, eating more of this Eucalyptus sieberi that branches over my… https://t.co/wINapE5TB4
@Sam_Hickey And now your fate has been set.
@HappySinger For some reason I didn’t see these tweets last week. Thank you.
@UW_CSTV @ZDNet The messages from people such as @VTeagueAus finally seem to be getting through — though I’m sure t… https://t.co/fed5EWcKho
RT @jpwarren: SELECT * FROM staff WHERE surname = ‘Buttle’ AND sentiment = ‘ungood’;
RT @jpwarren: Bad news for people working on AWS Redshift, RDS, or Aurora https://t.co/eTz2CKEV8j
RT @GrogsGamut: Yes, this hell site can get worse https://t.co/NZRXaGxoVP
It will be sunny in the Blue Mountains again today but it will end tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/Yw4maccxnY
Today, Tuesday 5 April, is National Read a Road Map Day for some reason. https://t.co/7ESmsFENqU
Tuesday. Beans. Today will be all about the beans. Even if you don’t eat any, your progress will be enhanced or inh… https://t.co/aWleNTUyOz