Something something metaphor.
“Viral fox put down after biting nine people at US Capitol had rabies, officials say”
https://t.co/02RJuuykEH
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
Histreepix The Conservative Party is replaced by Russian bots. Westminster, 2020. pic.twitter.com/OxropPJdgK
@JustJimWillDo Bring an eye dropper for the sauce.
Histreepix In a seismic decision, Britain votes to leave the EU and instead join the depression of the 1930/40s. June, 2016. pic.twitter.com/F1OdWteZOJ
AnarchyCoo BOOOE. LIBERALISM: CHANGING NOTHING, ONE PROTEST AT A TIME. pic.twitter.com/CNby4dZ01Y
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Fighting crime doesn’t justify mandatory data retention: European Court of Justice†https://t.co/…
RosieisaHolt This is. Very funny. pic.twitter.com/FOhl3yNgJV
LAWN PRAWNS! https://t.co/8gT03cMo5r
RT @abcnews: ‘It blew me away’: Rare white kangaroo spotted in outback Queensland https://t.co/ucjlBCWKQh
Il pleut.
“The High Court will hear the special leave application by former Liberal Party member Matthew Camenzuli at 4pm on… https://t.co/hpfFZA47Qn
@sophieelsworth But then I “overlooked†Ms Elsworth by reading her tweet nearly two hours after it was posted. Such… https://t.co/ZoB2XeRpkf
Lol. Poor @sophieelsworth reckons “overlooked†is an appropriate description for something being broadcast an hour… https://t.co/7XZ910Rzhy
zdnetaustralia Senate committee calls for funding of failed COVIDSafe app to be dropped zd.net/3KpGSXq
@Crouching_Tuna Joined-up thinking is not a strong point of these communities.
ICYMI… https://t.co/YoQ4k3tKjh
@paulkidd And all this entertainment is free to watch!
@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @swearyanthony I can guess. But I won’t tweet spoilers for others.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Fighting crime doesn’t justify mandatory data retention: European Court of Justiceâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Taz3x2meaw
@scott_thewspot @decryption I would read this magazine. I’m all for oral history being recorded.
RT @OzKitsch: Honestly, I’ve never seen John Howard so worked up https://t.co/A9aWzO5YEq
RT @MarkusMannheim: ‘Big Swoop’ will be removed from Garema Place, repaired and reinstalled using stronger materials. Some anti-vandalism m…
@electricrabbit0 I guess so. Well at least we can start booking in our election night parties now.
RT @slender_sherbet: “fuck it. close enough” https://t.co/GzbKj1AE7R
“Fashion Designer Alice McCall Defends Chemtrail Posts Over NSW Floods,†presumably because she’s thick. https://t.co/R7cALVAUbi
RT @AustralianPoli6: AMA with Leonardo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6 this Wednesday 13th April 7pm AEST at the r/AustralianPolitics subreddit
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@Sarah_Alice_X For sure. :)
@NewtonMark But wonderful entertainment.
Pro Tip: Always proofread before sending. pic.twitter.com/ElnKfR3UX9
@NewtonMark That’s true. This could all have been sorted out a year ago.
@Sarah_Alice_X OK that was not the first image that came to mind but I’m happy to run with it.
@NewtonMark That would be lovely, but sadly the High Court understands when things are urgent.
RT @gwenckatz: We’ve done it, we’ve created the most cursed sentence in the English language https://t.co/d4gRSLWaUF
Hahahahaha of course it is. pic.twitter.com/h95sk1FDYR
@jeremysear @JohnBirmingham Also how does this brass band thing work?
@jeremysear @JohnBirmingham Goddammit, JB! I am going to fax it back to you.
@munin No, just old lol.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains the Gardaà and a murderer.
OK, I’m getting into the writing now. Very exciting.
Fact Check: I have never had That Kind of Mushrooms. Sometimes things said as part of a joke aren’t true.
I too have heard the mushrooms talking to me. https://t.co/xHTUsH7LQB
@3wombats More people should be as realistic as my GP, who occasionally gives me a diagnosis of “Fuck knowsâ€.
@kcarruthers You shouldn’t give wine to dogs.
@traagsmahal Thank you. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. I pity that poor family where everyone was pregnant all at once!
@3wombats Yep. A classic of the genre too.
@traagsmahal Yep, I know what 70% accuracy means. :)
@spankee Well that’d be a bit special!
Still not pregnant. Still making the bad joke. Whatever is plaguing me is still not the plague. pic.twitter.com/l4KOG9VfhF
@NewtonMark @_BertHandsome Yeah I was watching on the day. La Niña doesn’t like inland travel.
RT @hackylawyER: Quite something to see the immutable ledger people applaud the edit button 🤷â€â™€ï¸
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark The current radar looks a slightly less threatening but give it an hour to work up the s… https://t.co/G15BUSK137
@NewtonMark Yes, 1pm appears to be the worst time, though noon through to 4pm is all a bit wet. I’m hoping the frac… https://t.co/fmLTag4EAp
@Tim___F @AusElectoralCom @joannejacobs I think you’ve answered your own question. :) Whoever was the candidate whe… https://t.co/OBppAnhZi5
Airminded “TURKISH DECOY” pic.twitter.com/G9UxRGRbTF
This is why I haven’t gone down to Sydney today. https://t.co/vbCE7H6Gwm
Thu plan, post-11am edition: Clear head; write for @zdnetaustralia; maybe look at that CSS thing which I’ve been st… https://t.co/HydpRlqRUL
Thu plan, preamble: I am only now struggling into wakefulness. A series of vivid and disturbing dreams plagued me o… https://t.co/PmGtcQBEu5
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog has settled in for another day. Thanks, La Niña.pic.twitter.com/OewuV17qszz
Thursday. Experiment with different coloured paper to improve your mood and your family’s success. Thursday.