RT @OrkneyLibrary: We also very much like this 1769 drawing of a pig (with rider) taken from the Map of Sebay in Tankerness, #Orkney by Wil…

OrkneyLibrary The perfect pig doesn’t exi… pic.twitter.com/uy6QNz5wnN
RT @AnthonyLee900: Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses https://t.co/X8jZkaJyra
@smperris One of them is a collection of evil bloodsucking monsters. The other is a swarm of mosquitoes.
@smperris They’re vampires.

twigletsrool From the village Facebook group: pic.twitter.com/vJ4DhPeExe
And on a similar theme… https://t.co/XNUeXiyl19
This is quite the game for Christmas. Approve. https://t.co/98uVXJ6m8e
@JustJimWillDo @ZDNet I will not take that bet. The Australian government will argues that it’s an technical decisi… https://t.co/atQbg7xq9U
@jpwarren @dobes @moylecroft @SimonXCIV @scott_thewspot @NewtonMark @davidgerard A key symptom.
@moylecroft @SimonXCIV @jpwarren @scott_thewspot @dobes @NewtonMark @davidgerard Thank you. I think.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Fighting crime doesn’t justify mandatory data retention: European Court of Justice†http…
@joelmcourtney Probably. And it’d be even worse than pandemic lockdown because you never know when the Prime Minist… https://t.co/uAJJtH1ka6
RT @slamup: This is my 4 x yearly reminder to Australian parents to empty your kid’s lunchbox and bag tonight, to avoid post traumatic mold…
RT @milesage: Are you an audio producer in Australia who may want some part time freelance work over the next 6 to 8 weeks? Interested in n…
@juhasaarinen To be fair, this isn’t the worst review you’ve had.
Also, it shows how little attention I was paying when I said it was appealing a Federal Court decision when it fact… https://t.co/NKnEDHH9tu
Anyway, my guess is that the election will be called either this Sat or this Sun, otherwise Mon is more Parliament… https://t.co/7xvHPUt1rD
Lol the irony is that it was Matthew Camenzuli who they “charged with imperilling the party’s election chancesâ€.… https://t.co/WFpfk4xaWb
@SimonXCIV @jpwarren @scott_thewspot @dobes @NewtonMark @davidgerard @moylecroft Lol never.
@Rhys_Needham @awelder As I say, I have no idea. But if he had standing at the time of the original court case then… https://t.co/OyIttnnS3w
@jpwarren @scott_thewspot @dobes @NewtonMark @davidgerard @moylecroft I just wish Penfolds would stick to their pod… https://t.co/0RxhXbSNiQ
@awelder Interesting question. But surely he was a member at the time of the original Federal Court work and this i… https://t.co/g1mw2bZp2D
This week’s AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Are we there yet?†and it’s free to read. https://t.co/YrGhmXiSSP
RT @dobes: It’s the attention to detail in the grifting space that makes it so reliable! https://t.co/in0jRejPYE
Less than 40 minutes to go. https://t.co/gu58nUvzue
@scott_thewspot @dobes @NewtonMark @davidgerard @moylecroft That’s why I’m pouring a rye.
@DavidFengTrains Lol OK I will collect some platform and on-train announcements for you. The manual ones on the old trains are the most fun.
@dobes @scott_thewspot @NewtonMark @davidgerard @moylecroft This whole thread is very depressing and it’s forcing me to pour a large drink.
@cameronwilson You can get surgery for that.
No episode next week because it’s Good Friday, but the week after that there will be an episode that I’m hoping wil… https://t.co/W9UKL8eI6C
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Hacker History and Looming Election Doomscape with Greg Muller†@gregm_journo (1h16m05s)… https://t.co/L1uUkiqJG8
@regulatoryman Oh that. OK, I could be pernickety and say I was talking about data retention as a thing rather than… https://t.co/QhGX552fI1
RT @Leo_Puglisi6: Also because it’ll shut some people on here up https://t.co/0Vb8ESMVsG
@regulatoryman Not to detract from your main point, but no, local government no longer has that power. The list was… https://t.co/J1eJjrgQya
That said, I’ll come back to your shitposting once this is uploaded.
I have finished editing the podcast. So now it’s just the mixdown and the uploading and such, which usually takes l… https://t.co/rGpswjz954
RT @chaser: On the Chaser Report Arvo Chat, media mogul @Leo_Puglisi6 from the @6NewsAU empire stopped by after school to talk about his in…
Righto, Kids, it’s time for me to get into podcast post-production mode. You’ll have to cope without me for a few hours.
RT @ElleArmageddon: Periodic reminder that a Twitter checkmark is proof of identity, not an indicator of competence or credibility.
@ambradambra Cruel but fair.
RT @SiobhanLeachman: And with this tweet my day, month and year is made. #reuse
(“that” being a CC BY-NC license. The Royal Botanic Garden…
RT @joshgnosis: Also you’d think they should maybe seek legal advice on how the policy interacts with legal privilege and journalist shield…
RT @mariana057: Why is Iron Man called Iron Man and not Fe-Male?
I think the answer is obvious. https://t.co/QaLgVRk6S7
RT @dobes: hahaahahhaha, oh mercy.
Replacing a fortnight of this puerile “When’s it gunna be?” coverage with copious amounts of “It’s X we…
@AnthonyLee900 Look it’s not compulsory.
katinacurtis Albanese says he’s tempted to call the PM and offer him a lift to the Governor-General’s residence
@daniels_den Running as independents.

@dobes A couple of good ones from @davpope too. pic.twitter.com/sqgQuiCmBo

Lovey work from @roweafr today, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/tlB0sa1rFt

erfbeeass I didn’t really need another reason to like prawn chips but I found one anyway…. pic.twitter.com/yf9UHU0KyV

cathywilcox1 Traffic obstruction.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/9foGLNAW8a
@TomSear Oh they’re brilliant! And they build on that idea the Italian army was rubbish, and the DAK was let down by their incompetence.
@TomSear There’s another version that says Hitler asked Rommel what he needed to finally take Tobruk and he said “A… https://t.co/oZNpqIBFd0
@jonkudelka @crikey_news I see what you did there.
@willozap @crikey_news @zdnetaustralia The unwritten style book.

MedCrisis It’s a common mistake, but Frankenstein was actually the author pic.twitter.com/Z1CJNCf7EA
@crikey_news You know, @willozap, I bet this is a challenge. Like when @zdnetaustralia and related teams tried to g… https://t.co/nE2ZkSAenP
There’s a lot of eye-watering going on at @crikey_news apparently. https://t.co/9Jmgdq2mHu
RT @shelleymlloyd: A rare black kookaburra spotted at Forest Lake in Brisbane’s west yesterday. @abcbrisbane #wildoz
🔸: Alena Possum https…
@carolduncan @GreenJ There’s a lot of it about. [Raises hand.]
Fri plan: Gentle start; podcast post-production; gaze into the abyss of my comms backlog; TGIF; and above all, stay dry.
@GreenJ NEGATIVE RATS! https://t.co/RKi5mCcCxl
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Fighting crime doesn’t justify mandatory data retention: European Court of Justice… https://t.co/ms5qQk4CoG
@JonoH That would be very unusual.

The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains today after nearly 70mm of rain overnight. pic.twitter.com/XBFkAbfkTJ
Friday. Check your pockets for unusual phenomena and breaks in the space-time continuum. Friday.