RT @alexisconran: Dear God, this is not a parody ….#Partygate
https://t.co/IDpsMDSV2Z
@JustJimWillDo Cool t-shirts are not a personality.
@JustJimWillDo Mind you this doesn’t surprise me.
@JustJimWillDo Well he’s always been a cunt but I don’t know anything about his politics.
@susanfahey I’d caught her on a podcast recently and was captivated by her storytelling.
@JustJimWillDo No, Jim, that’s not how you spell “cuntâ€.
RT @WhiteRoseSocAU: Tonight we found out on Telegram that @toddsampsonOz is working on the documentary with two of Australia’s most hateful…
I’ve been listening to Miriam Margolyes’ memoir “This Much Is True†and it’s truly superb. Quite a lot more content… https://t.co/8rtM0vcIpe
chaser This is one of the key seats that Anthony Albanese will be targeting in the coming days. pic.twitter.com/h4ww1IDUdi
@__Sarge__ You tell me.
Well here’s a thing. It’s correct, sure, but it’s remarkably daft. https://t.co/BpGgFmNHJn
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
NeinQuarterly Spring. The German words growing longer again. The adjectives, sprouting fresh and ever more terrible endings.
@_BertHandsome It’s not not the answer.
@juhasaarinen I’m pretty sure that’s not true.
@SparkleOps @ericpink Curious that they’re pumping it through Twitter’s link shortener.
RT @markhumphries: Got COVID so no @abc730 sketch tonight, but please enjoy this one. https://t.co/eYenrixCkG
@ericpink It’s John himself, messaging from beyond the grave.
@BXGD @ViciousPotato Yep. Speaking from inside a eucalypt forest as I type, you really want this hazard reduction b… https://t.co/mqCri04PwE
To be fair, a point for the use of “boffinsâ€. https://t.co/dugOQdO88n
RT @Toby_Halligan: As my mother used to say if you can’t say anything nice just be Prue MacSween.
#ausvotes https://t.co/UD0k7hxNAC
RT @Davidramli: Folks, we done it: we’ve achieved Peak Bougie.
Sparkling cucumber water ☒ï¸
From ugly vegetables ☒ï¸
“Sugar Free†☒ï¸
In a ba…
@JonoInAotearoa @JohnBirmingham Settle down, Jono. I don’t have any photos to send you.
@Davidramli @darrenpauli I think it’s important to note it’s also caffeine-free.
RT @jamesmassola: Wrote this two weeks ago: The secret plan to save Anthony Albanese from COVID - and what happens if he catches it https…
RT @AlboMP: Following a routine PCR test this afternoon ahead of interstate travel to Western Australia, I have returned a positive result…
@JonoInAotearoa @JohnBirmingham No, Jono, I did not take photos of the Yorkshireman’s balls in his taxi late at night on a country road.
@SimonThomsen @JohnBirmingham It took me a moment to work that out, but no.
Thu plan, a revision: There’s no time left this evening to do a solo election podcast. So the one with… https://t.co/U9YmH0kHeV
@Hippopeteamus This explains a number of things.
@lhjh70 Oh yeah I know about that one. That was quite famous.
@phenidone @trentyarwood No, no, this us not a contest of any kind whatsoever. I just heard the one story.
@JohnBirmingham I get the feeling you don’t want to hear this story. :)
Oh. I fell asleep for 5+ hours and have only just woken up. That was not the plan.
abandoned5paces Abandoned hard hat reclaimed by Goose barnacles. pic.twitter.com/Q3ZRdxKvWt
oberonsghost This is very @johnb78 content. pic.twitter.com/RhU1uQyoHc
@stufromoz Fortunately most of the loons pepper their tweets with muted hashtags.
@The_Karmelian @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Maybe, though they’re heard close to the houses quite often.
@AusElectoralCom Thanks. :)
@michaelneale Thanks, but nah I can go for a few days without. If that proves a bold statement I’ll let you know. :)
Hurrah! I left it at the pub, so there’s a winpic.twitter.com/TweXSSuwcLcL
AntonHand got sent this gem today. pic.twitter.com/qIgdJZM40M
@AusElectoralCom Happy Thursday! When do you expect to be publishing the full lists of candidates?
RT @Treasury_AU: Today @Treasury_AU and @AusGovFinance
released the Pre-election Economic and Fiscal Outlook 2022 (PEFO). Find out more at…
@evcricket @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree The head looks the size and same shape as the joey in the pouch from last week, bu… https://t.co/HcKyn4ODhs
@zyzzyvamedia @ScottMorrisonMP I seem to recall the PM of PNG talking about China’s approach being more businesslik… https://t.co/qgezxDhesX
@aqualung Good question. There’s a “no difference†option listed but greyed out. I wonder if it wasn’t asked, or wh… https://t.co/5euKhjniL5
If you’re in the eastern states, nominations to run as an election candidate close in 20 minutes, at midday AEST. H… https://t.co/kyxk9KqOBm
And that’s this fortnight’s Essential polling. As usual it’s all at https://t.co/td7ZgFZ2Cm and you can sign up for… https://t.co/jCiKYNu4Xo
And here are the breakdowns for that question. pic.twitter.com/imwXXbCI1A
Direction of Australia. “Q. In general, would you say that Australia is heading in the right direction or is it off… https://t.co/0VIs3PAa1s
Views towards re-electing the federal Coalition government. You can read the trend for yourself, but don’t forget t… https://t.co/PlXRI962G8
Economic impacts of Labor and Coalition government. “Q. Would each of following be higher under a Labor or Coalitio… https://t.co/VToVcwLx3i
Party most trusted to manage the caring economy. pic.twitter.com/c0px9slM6A
Attitudes to investing in the caring economy, which is apparently a thing. You can check out the breakdowns for you… https://t.co/fGIgWERG7j
“Q. Which party do you expect will win the 2022 Federal Election and form Government?†[Insert here a snarky commen… https://t.co/uHfCNJODLp
Election engagement. This question and the previous one have breakdowns by age, gender, and voting intention. pic.twitter.com/mC2AWmvMED
“Q. Which of the following best describes how you intend to vote at the 2022 Federal Election?â€
Flawed question.… https://t.co/7AZxXiQGLQ
State government response to Covid-19. pic.twitter.com/YrGc3wa9VK
Federal government response to Covid-19. “Q. Overall, how would you rate the federal government’s response to the C… https://t.co/cKrlaSnbBW
Approval of Barnaby Joyce as deputy prime minister. pic.twitter.com/JUjvPNuWdb
Approval of Adam Bandt as leader of The Greens. I’ll include the breakdown by voting intention for this one. I’m no… https://t.co/xhv6gS2Uvj
Preferred prime minister, which of course means nothing because people vote according to their allegiances or habit… https://t.co/ryRzchPIcx
Approval of Anthony Albanese. Moving around a bit more. In both cases the number of undecideds is dropping as we ap… https://t.co/y77nZJFEiJ
Approval of Scott Morrison. Settling into the net negative level it seems. pic.twitter.com/595v6NU9va
Hey Kids, it was an Essential polling day yesterday, delated due to the long weekend. But I was out yesterday, so I… https://t.co/FpYYg0zpYF
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree It’s very cutepic.twitter.com/r2uIYKmdy3y3
After several fruitless days, one of the wildlife cameras caught a wallaby just outside @R_Chirgwin’s house at… https://t.co/nQQ1a4zYMZ
@ukpapers Pssst! The Australian Labor Party is so spelled, unlike the UK one.
@paulbrislen Hahaha! I had an editor DM me links to tweets, asking “Are you angry today?†Then a few tweets later,… https://t.co/c7Yv1ODkHh
The great thing about me getting cranky before lunchtime is that it makes for a better podcast.
@zyzzyvamedia @ScottMorrisonMP And ta for the link.
@ssharwood But you do want one, right?
@zyzzyvamedia @ScottMorrisonMP Totally agree with all of this. It’s major upfuckage of foreign policy and inexcusable.
@zyzzyvamedia That phrase “traditionally overseen by Western powers†is quite the euphemism, really. :) We’ll have… https://t.co/YMbKvYKKjT
Now let’s do how many of our allies’ bases are how far from China. Or rather how close.
Note for the hard of thinking: Of course I’m not saying another country’s base closer to us isn’t a cause for conce… https://t.co/7wfr6WGU1S
And from the other side of the equation… https://t.co/5bfEoXIAmP https://t.co/kmwtb4LUo9
Not an octopus, but this one is impressive. SAFETY DEMANDS OBEDIENCE. collections.tepapa.govt.nz/object/777273 pic.twitter.com/c9UOurUtaW
“The Octopus in Political Cartoons†(2017) https://t.co/WTyNyFejYq
@dobes Must be getting close to time for another China-as-octopus cartoon. pic.twitter.com/BByimIBFNM
@Dr_Scolyer_Gray Seriously, if you want me to listen to what you have to say, don’t start out like that. Jesus wept.
@Dr_Scolyer_Gray OMFG WITHIN RANGE OF ANOTHER COUNTRY’S WEAPONS SYSTEMS HOW DOES ANY COUNTRY COPE WITH THIS IT’S TH… https://t.co/eLYeAYXls6
All that said, however, @roweafr has certainly captured the mood, @dobes. https://t.co/MlLqlut65X
OK then. London to Kaliningrad is only 1400km, both very ship-friendly cities. https://t.co/TuK8lHl9No
The Germans will be really pissed off when they discover the Russians are planning an air base near Moscow.
Note that is some 1750km distant from Australia (Cairns), which is further than the 1600km distance from Berlin to… https://t.co/VVlTMW2XoT
RT @trentyarwood: Look at all the journos, blindly stumbling around on the very edge of a revelation here in response to this quote by Murp…
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p You mean like people who aren’t demonstrably a bit… a bit weird?
I mean if I knew it was going to be that kind of a “debate 
Er, Ablo what now? pic.twitter.com/DPyvBUTsOD
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark not only is InfoWars about to declare bankruptcy we also have Mr Jones trying on th… https://t.co/Pbe7RtF5oq
Tomorrow I am likely to be recording with @JohnBirmingham. If you’re a podcast supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a CO… https://t.co/tXWnbqQKv2
Thu plan: Slow start with shitposting; check camera footage; prepare, record, and edit my second lame election podc… https://t.co/QJHKjV9V1r
RT @NewtonMark: Hahaha FAA has finally yanked Trevor Jacob’s pilots license. https://t.co/0b4HSaqgW5 (he crashed a plane for klout) #avgeek
@damana What about your duck trust?
In the Blue Mountains today there’s the last bit of sunshine before another visit by La Niña.pic.twitter.com/NnWwthjcnww
Thursday. Ducklings are made of iron. Iron is made of ducklings. Quack. Thursday.
Bankruptcies. https://t.co/6eCAPNquLf
@jsvnm See immediately following tweet.
@richardcobbett @MisterABK Serial killing does tend to lead to the evolution of more creative solutions. There’s a lot to be said for it.
@richardcobbett @MisterABK To be fair, people with manifestos tend to be more your mass murderer than your serial k… https://t.co/jExVDYnloF
@erstkate Losing a point on a lame Twitter game is definitely worth $75.
@SuperCroup @sniff_off I should’ve done a much better crime.
@lucasgarth If “schoolâ€Â includes university, then yeah I skipped the lectures for an entire half-subject. Logic 1H… https://t.co/IltdYUv4Jx
@erstkate I’ve never been arrested — yeah I know right? — and only got my first ever ticket TODAY. https://t.co/sFzGvWZdPu
@erstkate I get 7 then. But maybe the horse thing is 8? I seem to remember an encounter with a horse that didn’t go… https://t.co/BOyVBqBmac
@oberonsghost That’s annoying, but I love a Charlie Brooker callback. :)
Oh wait one point for each you *haven’t done*? This is stupid.
So for #18 is it one point for each incident? This question also applies to some other items. https://t.co/kZTDgptsjm
@thornae It’s far more recent, so you can grab a digital version.