Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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April 21st, 2022

alexisconran Dear God, this is not a parody ..te
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@JustJimWillDo Cool t-shirts are not a personality.

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@JustJimWillDo Mind you this doesn’t surprise me.

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@JustJimWillDo Well he’s always been a cunt but I don’t know anything about his politics.

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@susanfahey I’d caught her on a podcast recently and was captivated by her storytelling.

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@JustJimWillDo No, Jim, that’s not how you spell “cunt”.

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WhiteRoseSocAU Tonight we found out on Telegram that @toddsampsonOz is working on the documentary with two of Australia’s most hat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oK

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I’ve been listening to Miriam Margolyes’ memoir “This Much Is True” and it’s truly superb. Quite a lot more content..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pe

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chaser This is one of the key seats that Anthony Albanese will be targeting in the coming days. pic.twitter.com/h4ww1IDUdi

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Well here’s a thing. It’s correct, sure, but it’s remarkably daft. twitter.com/strangerous10/…

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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NeinQuarterly Spring. The German words growing longer again. The adjectives, sprouting fresh and ever more terrible endings.

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@juhasaarinen I’m pretty sure that’s not true.

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@SparkleOps @ericpink Curious that they’re pumping it through Twitter’s link shortener.

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markhumphries Got COVID so no @abc730 sketch tonight, but please enjoy this one. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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@ericpink It’s John himself, messaging from beyond the grave.

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@BXGD @ViciousPotato Yep. Speaking from inside a eucalypt forest as I type, you really want this hazard reduction b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wE

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To be fair, a point for the use of “boffins”. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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Toby_Halligan As my mother used to say if you can’t say anything nice just be Prue MacSween.
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Davidramli Folks, we done it: we’ve achieved Peak Bougie.

Sparkling cucumber water ☑️
From ugly vegetables ☑️
“Sugar Free” ☑️..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu

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@JonoInAotearoa @JohnBirmingham Settle down, Jono. I don’t have any photos to send you.

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@Davidramli @darrenpauli I think it’s important to note it’s also caffeine-free.

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jamesmassola Wrote this two weeks ago: The secret plan to save Anthony Albanese from COVID - and what happens if he catches it smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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AlboMP Following a routine PCR test this afternoon ahead of interstate travel to Western Australia, I have returned a posi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bq

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@JonoInAotearoa @JohnBirmingham No, Jono, I did not take photos of the Yorkshireman’s balls in his taxi late at night on a country road.

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@SimonThomsen @JohnBirmingham It took me a moment to work that out, but no.

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Thu plan, a revision: There’s no time left this evening to do a solo election podcast. So the one with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eV

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@lhjh70 Oh yeah I know about that one. That was quite famous.

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@phenidone @trentyarwood No, no, this us not a contest of any kind whatsoever. I just heard the one story.

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@JohnBirmingham I get the feeling you don’t want to hear this story. :)

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Oh. I fell asleep for 5+ hours and have only just woken up. That was not the plan.

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abandoned5paces Abandoned hard hat reclaimed by Goose barnacles. pic.twitter.com/Q3ZRdxKvWt

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oberonsghost This is very @johnb78 content. pic.twitter.com/RhU1uQyoHc

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@stufromoz Fortunately most of the loons pepper their tweets with muted hashtags.

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@The_Karmelian @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Maybe, though they’re heard close to the houses quite often.

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@michaelneale Thanks, but nah I can go for a few days without. If that proves a bold statement I’ll let you know. :)

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AntonHand got sent this gem today. pic.twitter.com/qIgdJZM40M

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@AusElectoralCom Happy Thursday! When do you expect to be publishing the full lists of candidates?

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Treasury_AU Today @Treasury_AU and @AusGovFinance
released the Pre-election Economic and Fiscal Outlook 2022 (PEFO). Find out m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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@evcricket @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree The head looks the size and same shape as the joey in the pouch from last week, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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@zyzzyvamedia @ScottMorrisonMP I seem to recall the PM of PNG talking about China’s approach being more businesslik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sX

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@aqualung Good question. There’s a “no difference” option listed but greyed out. I wonder if it wasn’t asked, or wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L5

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If you’re in the eastern states, nominations to run as an election candidate close in 20 minutes, at midday AEST. H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm

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And that’s this fortnight’s Essential polling. As usual it’s all at essentialreport.com.au and you can sign up for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xo

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And here are the breakdowns for that question. pic.twitter.com/imwXXbCI1A

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Direction of Australia. “Q. In general, would you say that Australia is heading in the right direction or is it off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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Views towards re-electing the federal Coalition government. You can read the trend for yourself, but don’t forget t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G8

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Economic impacts of Labor and Coalition government. “Q. Would each of following be higher under a Labor or Coalitio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3i

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Party most trusted to manage the caring economy. pic.twitter.com/c0px9slM6A

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Attitudes to investing in the caring economy, which is apparently a thing. You can check out the breakdowns for you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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“Q. Which party do you expect will win the 2022 Federal Election and form Government?” [Insert here a snarky commen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lp

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Election engagement. This question and the previous one have breakdowns by age, gender, and voting intention. pic.twitter.com/mC2AWmvMED

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“Q. Which of the following best describes how you intend to vote at the 2022 Federal Election?”

Flawed question…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LQ

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Federal government response to Covid-19. “Q. Overall, how would you rate the federal government’s response to the C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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Approval of Barnaby Joyce as deputy prime minister. pic.twitter.com/JUjvPNuWdb

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Approval of Adam Bandt as leader of The Greens. I’ll include the breakdown by voting intention for this one. I’m no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj

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Preferred prime minister, which of course means nothing because people vote according to their allegiances or habit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cx

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Approval of Anthony Albanese. Moving around a bit more. In both cases the number of undecideds is dropping as we ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iJ

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Approval of Scott Morrison. Settling into the net negative level it seems. pic.twitter.com/595v6NU9va

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Hey Kids, it was an Essential polling day yesterday, delated due to the long weekend. But I was out yesterday, so I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF

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After several fruitless days, one of the wildlife cameras caught a wallaby just outside @R_Chirgwin’s house at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MZ

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@ukpapers Pssst! The Australian Labor Party is so spelled, unlike the UK one.

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@paulbrislen Hahaha! I had an editor DM me links to tweets, asking “Are you angry today?” Then a few tweets later,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh

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The great thing about me getting cranky before lunchtime is that it makes for a better podcast.

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@zyzzyvamedia @ScottMorrisonMP Totally agree with all of this. It’s major upfuckage of foreign policy and inexcusable.

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@zyzzyvamedia That phrase “traditionally overseen by Western powers” is quite the euphemism, really. :) We’ll have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jT

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Now let’s do how many of our allies’ bases are how far from China. Or rather how close.

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Note for the hard of thinking: Of course I’m not saying another country’s base closer to us isn’t a cause for conce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S

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@dobes Must be getting close to time for another China-as-octopus cartoon. pic.twitter.com/BByimIBFNM

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@Dr_Scolyer_Gray Seriously, if you want me to listen to what you have to say, don’t start out like that. Jesus wept.

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@Dr_Scolyer_Gray OMFG WITHIN RANGE OF ANOTHER COUNTRY’S WEAPONS SYSTEMS HOW DOES ANY COUNTRY COPE WITH THIS IT’S TH..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s6

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All that said, however, @roweafr has certainly captured the mood, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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OK then. London to Kaliningrad is only 1400km, both very ship-friendly cities. twitter.com/garrymck/statu…

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The Germans will be really pissed off when they discover the Russians are planning an air base near Moscow.

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Note that is some 1750km distant from Australia (Cairns), which is further than the 1600km distance from Berlin to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oT

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trentyarwood Look at all the journos, blindly stumbling around on the very edge of a revelation here in response to this quote b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ch

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p You mean like people who aren’t demonstrably a bit… a bit weird?

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I mean if I knew it was going to be that kind of a “debate”…

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Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark not only is InfoWars about to declare bankruptcy we also have Mr Jones trying on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oq

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Tomorrow I am likely to be recording with @JohnBirmingham. If you’re a podcast supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a CO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2

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Thu plan: Slow start with shitposting; check camera footage; prepare, record, and edit my second lame election podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1r

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NewtonMark Hahaha FAA has finally yanked Trevor Jacob’s pilots license. nytimes.com/2022/04/20/us/… (he crashed a plane for klout)

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@damana What about your duck trust?

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In the Blue Mountains today there’s the last bit of sunshine before another visit by La Niña. pic.twitter.com/NnWwthjcnw

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Thursday. Ducklings are made of iron. Iron is made of ducklings. Quack. Thursday.

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@jsvnm See immediately following tweet.

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@EnsignR @erstkate You got that it’s a point for things you have NOT done, yeah?

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@richardcobbett @MisterABK Serial killing does tend to lead to the evolution of more creative solutions. There’s a lot to be said for it.

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@richardcobbett @MisterABK To be fair, people with manifestos tend to be more your mass murderer than your serial k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oF

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@erstkate Losing a point on a lame Twitter game is definitely worth $75.

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@SuperCroup @sniff_off I should’ve done a much better crime.

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@lucasgarth If “school” includes university, then yeah I skipped the lectures for an entire half-subject. Logic 1H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx

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@erstkate I’ve never been arrested — yeah I know right? — and only got my first ever ticket TODAYtwitter.com/stilgherrian/s…Pu

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@erstkate I get 7 then. But maybe the horse thing is 8? I seem to remember an encounter with a horse that didn’t go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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@oberonsghost That’s annoying, but I love a Charlie Brooker callback. :)

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Oh wait one point for each you *haven’t done*? This is stupid.

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So for #18 is it one point for each incident? This question also applies to some other items. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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@thornae It’s far more recent, so you can grab a digital version.

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