Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 2022

@raaahbin Yeah it’s not a lot of fun out there.

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@JustJimWillDo I haven’t seen the last six of seven, I guess, so yeah.

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@JustJimWillDo No the films as whole. Of course Ms Bassey holds up.

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@JustJimWillDo I’m still not sure how these hold up lol.

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@JustJimWillDo Because the air pressure is higher near the ground?

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Thank you for joining me, everyone. See you all again next Tuesday at 8.30pm AEST for “Thunderball”! https://t.co/gzuBoJvvrk #BondOnTuesday

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There were only ever 202 Lockheed JetStars built so there was always a 0.5% chance they’d end up in the same one.

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So much here to report to the WH&S committee.

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Careful! The electricity is leaking out!

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Bad Things per Cubic Centimetre.

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The train didn’t go into the tunnel in this film either.

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This gangster dialogue is woeful lol.

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Just in case you didn’t noticed it’s a trick pool table that nice chap mentioned it’s a trick pool table.

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The very first laser was created in 1960.

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Worst K-Pop group choreography ever.

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MOAR 1920S GANGSTER CHASE SCENE PLS.

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Bond would get in a lot less trouble if he just kept his pants on.

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@BoomerDea We all look a bit different in more recent movies.

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jetztgibtshaue Blimp!

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More Shirley Bassey please. I hope they user her on more films.

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@Margarita890 @nickheathsport In fact, this really puts the hot into hot dog.

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So yeah. Find yourself a suitable livestream. Fix yourself a drink. Make you have a way of determining when it’s 8.… https://t.co/nt22c0TJWY

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IT’S “BOND ON TUESDAY” TIME! https://t.co/gzuBoJvvrk #BondOnTuesday

Tonight we watch the third canonical film, “Go… https://t.co/WYWui1rh2Q

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RT @MarkDiStef: Matt scribbled on the Herald Sun during a smoko break and the rest is history. https://t.co/DtfGzwKpLY

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@BoomerDea Maybe? The world IS more complicated these days.

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@Margarita890 @nickheathsport Must make you proud to be an American. ;)

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@Margarita890 @nickheathsport I wonder how much it costs per sack.

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RT @nickheathsport: @Margarita890 @stilgherrian Looks like Jabba the Hutt was knocked off his bike.

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RT @Margarita890: 15,000 lbs of hot dog filler wasted 🥴 https://t.co/piXISQMvIF

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@BoomerDea It was 20 when the tweet went out.

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coopesdetat ‘And what would you describe as your greatest weakness?’ pic.twitter.com/EMRrjyDuSw

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@alexkidman @staticsan You’re meant to be doing things, Alex.

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RT @alyxei1: In Christopher Pyne’s book, The Insider, he claims that Tony Abbott told them to ‘oppose everything’ regardless of the benefit…

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@staticsan Lol no. :) I just have a gut feeling. Maybe it’s becaus@alexkidmanan isn’t here and he’s rowdy.

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Why do I get the feeling there aren’t as many people doinay this week?

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@BoomerDea Yeah it’s a big ministry. Biggest ever, maybe?

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Western Spotted Frog (Heleioporus albopunctatus) by Stephen Mahony, from the Frog ID team at @austmus. pic.twitter.com/ekEhX5f3HQ

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RT @UKToryism: Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen! ðŸ”
We’ve carved Queen Elizabeth II onto the Cerne Abbas Giant celebration…

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@andrewdotnich @UKToryism Lol that is truly magnificent. Thank you.

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@Samara2k That makes sense. I was trying to get my head around “Why these items?” too but hey it’s whatever was wan… https://t.co/nT0VgjLM1Q

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RT @AviationMarlene: The Farman F-120 ‘Jabiru’, formerly known as the F-4-X, was a very strange looking civilian tri-engine aircraft… It…

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ONE HOUR TO GO. #BondOnTuesday

Find a streaming service best for you at https://t.co/SfitqawsEP. https://t.co/tZSgfgaq1J

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Some of you may have just seen a tweet which I quickly deleted. The correct one will appear momentarily.

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And that’s it for this fortnight’s Essential polling. It’s always at https://t.co/td7ZgFZ2Cm and you can sign up fo… https://t.co/NVbi3WW5tv

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Satisfaction with democracy in Australia. “Q. Are you satisfied or dissatisfied with the way democracy is working i… https://t.co/hk6G6al4Rz

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Support for the Uluru Statement.

You can click through for these breakdowns too. pic.twitter.com/lIevnsMhs7

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Labor’s management of Australia’s relationship with China. “Q. How would you like the new Labor government to manag… https://t.co/CX99A4qZuh

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Effect of Peter Dutton leadership on voting intention. Lol. pic.twitter.com/m2Pqt1TadF

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Attitudes to increase in independent and minor party MPs. I’ll post all the breakdowns for this one. Old people don… https://t.co/2lVi8VPAft

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Is that really a comprehensive list of Labor’s policies, though? Seems to be to be a curious selection. YMMV.

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Importance of Labor policies for re-election in 2025. “Q. In terms of deciding whether the Labor government deserve… https://t.co/N4FTi6qhMf

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Support for Labor policies. Curious that “Encouraging manufacturing in Australia” is the top-scorpic.twitter.com/mCahV3LyelLyel

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Hey Kids, in among all the other fun things this week, there’s also new Essential polling today.… https://t.co/xrhJkhe6L9

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@bruisedmelons1 @JohnBirmingham Yeah, sure, but I’d prefer to have been *consciously* dissing him. :)

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@jfm92870773 It can’t possible last. :)

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RT @NewtonMark: Hey I know a marketing guy who needs a job. https://t.co/HYZkFrWckl

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@_midofo_ Lol I’d missed that! But no, it is not a thing. https://t.co/7cgLMkygpS

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RT @David_S_Dowling: Well played Chemist Warehouse. I had already paid for a flu vaccination and without asking they will auto refund the $…

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marquelawyers To be clear, Albo is permanently defined by what he said at uni in the 1980s, but Dutton shouldn’t be judged by what he said last week.

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Greybeard3 Next time some lunatic US gun nut accuses Australia of being a fascist, totalitarian state, I’m showing them this. pic.twitter.com/U4KFvC5BjZ

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Here we go. There was also Susan Templeman as Special Envoy for the Arts. And wasn’t there one other? https://t.co/7cgLMkygpS

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I’m surprised that we haven’t seen a full list yet. I’m kicking myself I didn’t have an auto-transcript running.

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Hmmm. The ABC live blogue has signed off without listing the assistant ministers and the special envoys. Must’ve had a bus to catch.

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The new Albanese ministry per https://t.co/UHUPHDqyGR, with the Special Envoys to be added in my next tweet. https://t.co/9cFu9hXkXk

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@DylangerDaly Oh! A megaphone of this kind. You now have me wondering if it’s a regionalismpic.twitter.com/xCSZJ4dj4d4d

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Albanese in response to a question about asking the US to bring the Julian Assange matter to a close: “My view is t… https://t.co/zlREj2y1ku

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Will Ed Husic come back on Twitter properly, and will he resume trolling me, now that he’s a Minister?

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Yeah this is a solid choice. https://t.co/40F0QsjkSd

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@dfpiii It’s an interesting ministry just announced. Waiting for the full list to be tweeted by someone.

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therevmountain “apocalyptic gas prices” yeah righto

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RT @Leo_Puglisi6: Anthony Albanese following the lead of *checks notes* every single PM before him - now 15 minutes late to the press confe…

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@JustJimWillDo Oh. Sorry. My brain was still in work mode for a moment. Just wrapping up some last-minute changes for a client.

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@JustJimWillDo No, I don’t give a fuck what you do.

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REMINDER: We’re watching “Goldfinger” tonight. Gather at 8.30pm AEST, which is in just over three hours, and press… https://t.co/VZCtsEGz23

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli @dobes It’s the reason you give me this feeling.

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RT @Gerashchenko_en: Our sleep is safely guarded 🇺🇦 https://t.co/pxcdvqLNTe

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RT @BoomerDea: And yet you chose to make the ObiWan show. https://t.co/R3zYsblCpH

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RT @Leo_Puglisi6: 🔴 Anthony Albanese is no longer Australia’s shortest-serving PM - today overtaking Frank Forde https://t.co/raajYGdgoD

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@phenidone Your thinking is all in the right direction though. Soft location, minimal background noise, everyone as… https://t.co/dCk1KrneOB

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@phenidone But, get the location right first, and then the mic.

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@phenidone Tell you what, though, at a BBQ table in a quiet park on a sunny day works well. No reverb.

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@phenidone At least use a high-end phone with a good mic, or a portable recorder with a choice of mic patterns like… https://t.co/hLkbbpxQat

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@phenidone That is literally the worst environment to record in, except for maybe a building site with jackhammers operating.

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@phenidone If it’s not for broadcast then yes but not around a table because hard surfaces cause reflections. On so… https://t.co/idKMC3mdga

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@phenidone Happy to chat privately, say via DM, to clarify your needs here. Voice even, should that work better.

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@phenidone This is the thread in question, but it doesn’t cover recording five people at once.… https://t.co/TrmnoJVHiy

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RT @_midofo_: Go to Ireland then you dickhead https://t.co/8MM6u0FoLG

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A thread of totally normal people. https://t.co/hDawnXSePO

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@NewtonMark @swearyanthony @jpwarren Most things aren’t real.

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@damonism @AboutTheHouse I also imagine that there might be some litigious moments, though perhaps not affecting th… https://t.co/71x7QvCBYV

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@AboutTheHouse Oh of course we don’t because we don’t even have any declared winners yet from the AEC.

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@AboutTheHouse Thanks. And we don’t have an Opening day yet, do we?

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@michaelneale Probably had to feather it to avoid damage.

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RT @kenchengcomedy: comedians who are doing the Fringe, reply here and I’ll give you an automatic 5 stars and a random review quote you can…

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The Labor caucus meeting is today and the new ministers get sworn in tomorrow. I don’t know when we find out the pa… https://t.co/aTPSkcBHbN

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RT @jjmacnab: Yikes. This is everything that’s wrong in law enforcement all wrapped up in one tidy tweet. https://t.co/fjN2mBUKWW

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@jamescmcpherson Correct. Although mine is set to actually use the word. :)

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RT @BennettArron: Does she know it’s her jubilee or does she think it’s a business meeting? https://t.co/ELPxfkAHgE

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@KarlettaA No, I was being the rain saying hello to Sydney. It’s a two-hour journey each way, nearly.

Yep, if sno… https://t.co/X1T36TuFps

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Further alleged plans may of course we found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to the THREE PODCASTS which I mad… https://t.co/hnbJ7lXff3

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Tue plan: 0900 AEST client meeting; create a button for another client; 1100 USSC seminar, maybe… https://t.co/JF6G7Eo2Hm

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It’s a bit windy in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/pWPm3j7qT2

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Tuesday. Wheeled transport is more efficient than enamel paint for many, many tasks. Your lucky number is 14. Tuesday.

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New Moon is RIGHT NOW at 2130 AEST.

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Here’s the official Severe Weather Warning. The winds may well get even worse tonight. https://t.co/LnLA7nKUcU

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@bruisedmelons1 @JohnBirmingham My sense of professionalism is hurt here, but yes he will not be remembered.

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RT @vagina_museum: In Drosophila bifurca, a single sperm cell is almost six centimetres long, which is 20 times the length of its body. Tha…

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Histreepix The awful truth beneath every cobbled street… Liverpool, 1887. pic.twitter.com/SKXfqxPtlB

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Histreepix Jeff Buckley, after hearing the news of his death. 1997. pic.twitter.com/MACytVnZ25

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RT @fesshole: When I sit on the toilet, I always raise my hands and pretend I am holding the reins of a horse.

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@seasallen We’ll get to that one in due course. :)

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@seasallen It’s certainly up there, and personally I’m with Bassey, though “A View to a Kill” has its fans too.

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@stibinator @WYR_bot I think it’s you that has no weapons, and you have to fight either a shark or 100 spiders. If… https://t.co/vXctjcaK2U

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@juhasaarinen Not necessarily true.

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THIS TIME TOMORROW: Bond on Tuesday continues with the third canonical film, “Goldfinger” (1964). Details at… https://t.co/IGOZvEDuGd

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WYR_bot Would you rather fight a shark with no weapons or 100 spiders?

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RT @abcnews: Anthony Albanese and Labor to form majority government https://t.co/i8nju9CH0A

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@AusSyndicalist I’m sure that’s a reference that many people will find amusing but I have no idea sorry.

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@staticsan It’s a a solemn moment in my journeys to and from central Sydney.

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New Moon is in 90 minutes at 2130 AEST.

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I am told that we may well have snow some time this week. Not tonight though, It’s too windy.

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@elronxenu It would have been today, yes.

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@bruceh72 @CosmicRami I must confess to KSP mostly sitting unused on my computer. I seem to have lost the urge for… https://t.co/Scb7d3ni0f

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WeirdMedieval rabbit attack, france, 14th century pic.twitter.com/k4Supv4IgV

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@Hippopeteamus @carolduncan That’ll fuck up the real estate values.

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There’s a flood warning out for Cooks River at Tempe. pic.twitter.com/sn6FP2g28p

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@Hippopeteamus Wow. I’d just arrived at Central station and was inside the waiting train when it hit. It was loud.

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Looking forward to arriving at Wentworth Falls in about 15 minutes lol. pic.twitter.com/aGq2lDIcRa

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Guess when the squall line came through the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/UaMm8heYjT

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I have reason to believe that due to the rain Sydney’s road traffic has turned to shit. So no news there.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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@expectproblems They really should all sit down and fasten their seat belts.

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@eggsandocap I made it inside. Just. :)

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@reselsnark @AbstractCode Well “people” are gutless sycophants.

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@AbstractCode You don’t not get to be either. It’s orthogonal.

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You’d think a billionaire could afford a decent barber.

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Using DMs to ruin a joke.

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@scott_thewspot @dobes @web3isgreat @molly0xFFF There’s a reason the word “schadenfreude” is in the title of my lat… https://t.co/km8THK1ZcL

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RT @markhumphries: Come be a contestant on Win The Week so you can completely annihilate people like me. https://t.co/zshGc6bKBv https://t.…

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@markhumphries Oooh! I am so glad this got another series! Hurrah, @alex_c_lee @craigreucassel!

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RT @timothyjgraham: Musk is in deep trouble, I guarantee it https://t.co/XvoB2S1Xyy

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