Gorn.
Fiddleizer Enjoyable signage in deep West Sussex. pic.twitter.com/viErdNAfsk
@danielkirkwood It’s not the timing I’m sighing about.
Ajediday I blame you all…. pic.twitter.com/JxFZn3ysxA
NewtonMark Uncanny. pic.twitter.com/g8FSlWwdBC
@KyBusiness @QLDLabor Yeah it’s a poor effort. Maybe not such a completely bad idea but poor execution. I can’t ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gQ
@waferbaby @JustJimWillDo Something something linear time and consequences.
@waferbaby @JustJimWillDo So long ago. :) But we did some good things there, despite the chaos and such.
@juhasaarinen @skwashd @NewtonMark I cannot explain anything of importance.
TomMcIlroy Shadow treasurer Jim Chalmers: “If only you could pay your mortgage with Scott Morrison’s excuses.”
You don’t need to have watched the previous 656 episodes to follow events.
Watching “Polish-Ukrainian War 1919 - The Battle for Lemberg I THE GREAT WAR July 1919” (22m34s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JJ
@SamTomlin539 @MatthewBevan @QLDLabor Lol beautiful.
@AusBerlin84 @MatthewBevan @QLDLabor It’s quite a thing, isn’t it.
@leifnixon Lol oh you innocent petal! ;)
@_BertHandsome Disinformation about preferences flows is quite the thing this year. :)
@OdinsToenail @QLDLabor No, even if a screenshot of actual search results were used as an election message, it wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds
@MatthewBevan @QLDLabor It changes whether you have a space after his name or not.
@_BertHandsome Indeed. And I imagine someone up there thinks they’ve been oh so very, very clever. Arsehats.
I would suggest that @QLDLabor has mocked up some fake Google search results, which is pretty fucking lame.
Another reminder that your Google Search results are personalised. Here are mine, as of just now…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ
ellewasamistake give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, push a man into a volcano and the sun god will ensure a bountiful harvest this season
@SuperCroup @sylmobile Yeah it’s very much about giving yourself a treat rather than a whisky-fuelled cold “cure”.
@CarnegieEndow There’s some analysis to go with the map. “We’re Thinking About the Indian Ocean All Wrong” carnegieendowment.org/2022/05/02/we-…
@kels_316 Makes sense. Humans cop such abuse for this sort of work and it’s way more expensive.
Timeless, etc. twitter.com/_BertHandsome/…
@JustJimWillDo Yeah each section is relevant to the folks who use those tools. But I do find @waferbaby’s work on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6w
@kels_316 Advance Australia is essentially the right-wing GetUp!, or so they imagine, and they’re quite lame. Was it a human or a robot?
Leo_Puglisi6 .@6NewsAU’s interview with @AlboMP is on in just 15 MINUTES!!!
Tune in via this link:
youtu.be/ArByadkU5cY
My friends* at @CarnegieEndow have produced an interactive strategic map of the Indian Ocean. Looks good…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke
MarshallJulius Times like these, it’s important to remember that someone once painted Chewbacca, atop a monstrous squirrel, attack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5F
@jodiem Lol yes young Mr Watts MP is on a 15% margin. abc.net.au/news/elections… pic.twitter.com/2Go9FiAMff
@JustJimWillDo Yeah Sennheiser really knows their stuff. I have various of their kit. And then Japan’s Zoom and Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k5
@corduroy Absolutely. :)
@_BertHandsome There’s a whole range of them but probably yes.
@corduroy Oh, and then add in the difference between reported behaviour and observed behaviour. “I will never use t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3p
@JustJimWillDo Oh I hate the hard style of earbuds (I’m looking at you, Apple!) but the rubber thingies come in fou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k
@corduroy Yep. That and the do-not-call register, which technically they don’t have to check but in practice they d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb
@JustJimWillDo @2CELLOS @ABCClassic Same, except for the number of speakers. Wireless earbuds substitute. I haven’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AL
@sylmobile Hmmm. I was in no condition to do either. I had nothing to drink for days and then only a little wine when the symptoms declined.
Recommended, especially in my view for younger people who might not know the history: ABC’s Rear Vision on “The Gre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u9
@corduroy OK, another point. In inner Sydney and Melbourne areas, Greens voters are more likely to be about protect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jh
@corduroy Or as few as 10% lol. But now we get to “How was the sample chosen?” and this is a subset panel of partic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL
@sylmobile Yeah this is an unpredictable cunt of a virus.
elle_hunt Ian McKellen is not in Ukraine. He was however, some months ago, outside a pub in London. Good to clear that up twitter.com/i/events/15212…
@sylmobile The ‘rona itself, less so.
@sylmobile The process is really quite good.
@JustJimWillDo @2CELLOS I did not. I generally don’t listen to the radio.
REMINDER: This video explains the whole “Has Antony Green called the election yet?” process. You nerds should watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v5
@jodiem The pre-polls are counted on election night, after they’ve done the day’s ballots. But yeah that postal fig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iZ
@corduroy Lol all good. :) Fwiw, the sample size of 179 and measuring something supposedly at around 15% of that po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RE
@corduroy Yep. Only making a comment about the top one being small.
@JonoInAotearoa @_BertHandsome Of course.
@sylmobile Congratulations. Sounds like you may not get the OMFG I AM IN BED ALL DAY wave which for many is the mai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bd
@corduroy Not to detract from your main point, the initial sample is not “small” but the “standard” of around 1000..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ji
davpope A brief time out from #ausvotes, some urban sketching in Melbourne’s plein air pic.twitter.com/HV5a5xLtA2
@_BertHandsome Yeah I’d read it that way.
“Get some pork on your fork.” youtube.com/watch?v=so-ZBo…
@joelpmichael Good thinking, and the wording of the question could well include that response in people’s heads. In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UQ
@sorifith Correct. :) Fun, isn’t it.
Well then, @dobes… twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@sorifith But there were bushfires and floods. And TV documentaries.
Blackamazon If we find Jimmy Hoffa because of Climate Crisis , I am gonna tap out I. Giggles twitter.com/davidcharns/st…
@_BertHandsome I believe what you’re after is called “death” but broadly speaking I wouldn’t recommend it.
@sorifith Nah you can’t draw that conclusion at all.
@joelpmichael Kinda. Though 13% of the Coalition voters reckon it’s time for a change and yet will presumably still..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y0
And thus ends this fortnight’s Essential polling. As usual it’s all at essentialreport.com.au and you can sign up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LD
Party expect to win next election.
I’ve posted the voting intention breakdown for this one because the main factor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs
Election engagement.
I wonder how many people just say they’ve been paying attention when they haven’t really been. pic.twitter.com/Mur3AsDF3z
Election voting method. There are breakdowns.
Once again, I point out that voting informal is not a voting method..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DY
Addressing climate change. “Q. As far as you know, do you think Australia is doing enough, not enough or too much t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RJ
Importance of party policies versus party leaders. “Q. Which of the following is more important to you when it come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tw
Party most trusted to manage election issues
This question I find more interesting. pic.twitter.com/y6UYVGOAR5
Importance of election issues. pic.twitter.com/LV2SwqxNaJ
Direction of Australia. “Q. In general, would you say that Australia is heading in the right direction or is it off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dw
Views towards re-electing the federal Coalition government.
There are also breakdowns for age and gender. pic.twitter.com/dk2EQMIRM8
Hey Kids, it’s an Essential polling fortnight, so guess what I’m going to do now? Yes, look at the numbers. You may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ci
ScotNational ‘Boris Johnson is like a sleeper agent sent by Nicola Sturgeon to make the case of Scottish independence’
thenational.scot/news/20109185.…
@_midofo_ It’s not actually me but I’ll take it.
PPantsdown Yuck don’t need porn reviews from Morrison thanks pic.twitter.com/OeZcAM9D0n
@JonoInAotearoa I decided to behave myself. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@tacticalmaid I’ve done worse things.
@SnoofAU @alexkidman Sadly a new client is being introduced so I think I might just stay with boring old me. Much a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RC
@alexkidman Sadly that does not appear to be an option. pic.twitter.com/NeLSoiE7JK
@SnoofAU It can detect when I poke my tongue out!
Wondering whether to attend my 9am meeting as a raccoon. pic.twitter.com/3bxVJ7bQFm
@JonoInAotearoa Lol I did not choose the pattern of the meetings but if I had then this would be a good reason for doing so.
@JonoInAotearoa Things are more or less back to normal, thanks. Still a bit tired but them I’m always a bit tired.
@JonoInAotearoa Better than what?
As usual, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to Interesting Things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tue plan: 0900 AEST client meeting; laundry; various minor tasks from the list; catch up on comms; quiet evening. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO
It’s a sunny day again in the Blue Mountains. How is this possible? pic.twitter.com/PKuc5H1OOL
Tuesday. If there is froth, there is action. If there is action, there is progress. If there is progress, then you’re winning. Tuesday.