Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 2022

RT @ernmalleyscat: you’re going to have to be more specific https://t.co/NgXtJGTWoF

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Looks just fine to me. Solid, reliable electricity supply. https://t.co/4Gty3zPU1y

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georgepnott 21st Century Schizoid Spam

h/t @IridiumNYC pic.twitter.com/5QV87KwzVv

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RT @_BertHandsome: I, too, would support anything that reduced my costs while allowing me to keep all the revenue. https://t.co/zHAFPi7hfL

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SlenderSherbet Chat, le grand illusionniste. pic.twitter.com/dkgLrOW9G8

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“eSafety commissioner begins its crackdown on tech companies” https://t.co/pESoosq2mQ

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Albanese press conference at 4.45pm AEST re covid restrictions and other national Cabinet stuff.

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ianbremmer sometimes your worst nightmare is right behind you pic.twitter.com/4BauI6lXBQ

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RT @MarkHamill: To be perfectly clear, please define what sounds like good pornography to you. https://t.co/wmAPg8aA3u

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I couldn’t make it to last night’s recording but I reckon this episode of “Win the Week” will be rather good. Tonig… https://t.co/VnWzrqYbAQ

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RT @patstokes: Lingering affection for the Queen is, arguably, the AML’s best PR asset. The Cambridges would be second.

So, naturally, th…

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RT @patstokes: “We, a lobby group, want airtime for our spokesman, a private citizen, any time you interview the minister. Also we are deep…

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RT @patstokes: “We believe appointment to the most senior position available should not be on the basis of popularity or electability, and…

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This is a very good summary of Australian (un)employment policy from the end of WW2 until now, not just the economi… https://t.co/MsyENemDKp

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RT @oberonsghost: This is glorious, but it also reminds me of Michaela Cash and her BFF chatting in the middle of the road. https://t.co/R…

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@ChemistryNathan “Disappointing” seems an understatement.

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Wed plan: Slow start, obviously, and maybe I should stop drawing attention to my new sleep patterns; finish an anal… https://t.co/eNmR6k0YZR

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gdp1985 Imagine being this optimistic again. pic.twitter.com/SgQUYC34o7

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cathywilcox1 Trolley problem.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/PIobpLiQs1

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@GreenJ Personally I am glad that these things are being archived for future generations.

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“Are they digital art resources? Tools for hypnosis? Decor for a Geocities page? You decide!pic.twitter.com/WDVSbTc8Oec8Oe

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At the Internet Archive, “Another Gallery of Rotating Food GIFs” https://t.co/c2IOxxP5sj

“Nothing except gifs of r… https://t.co/MjFp03Tl03

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@AnthonyLee900 At least I didn’t typo it as “but I might be a bit moist later”, which I’ve done before.

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RT @pijrrh: I AM SO UPSET BY THIS WHAT THE FUCK https://t.co/iBXw7NwjSC

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@ajmaus It’s true, I’s forgotten about that category.

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@JoeUchill You might be a freshwater sea-uchill.

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It’s sunny in the Blue Mountains right now but it might be moist a bit later. pic.twitter.com/NDEskXSO3U

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You can hardly walk the beach at Port Lincoln without tripping over all the empty tuna shells.

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People also ask… because people are stupid. pic.twitter.com/whnPvoSJ84

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Wednesday. Your challenge today will be the length of everything. Too long. Too short. Never correct. Your lucky sh… https://t.co/KvKYQZdHXz

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@JustJimWillDo I am stubborn and since I started this stupid thing I will finish it.

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Right. Well that was “A View to a Kill”. Next week Bond on Tuesday moves on to the Timothy Dalton era with “The Li… https://t.co/0oGcFpQ77Q

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Whenever I’m in a blimp I make sure I’ve got half a dozen sticks of dynamite taped together and fused, ready to go.

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I think some of these are studio shots.

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To be fair, Silicon Valley is indeed the greatest cataclysm in history.

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Love the shelf of neatly colour-coded data tapes. Is there even a magnetic tape reader in the room?

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If they’re still moving explosives into place why have they already started the timer on the bomb?

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GENERIC SHOUTY FOREMAN INSTRUCTIONS.

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Still half a fucking hour to go.

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And now my knowledge of Market St, San Francisco, and environs comes in handy. Everything happening here is perfect… https://t.co/PqqFUcnVLg

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I have questions about the telephone wiring.

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Why did they bring the shotgun to the dinner table?

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SHOUT MORE EXPOSITION AT EACH OTHER, HENCHPEOPLE!

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It’s great that they got Francis Greenslade to reprise his role from “The Ex-PM”.

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alexkidman For a high action spy movie, this is one fine horse auction drama flick.

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These villains never understand defence in depth.

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jetztgibtshaue Fkn Vivaldi

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You can tell it’s a SEKRIT MICROPHONE because it has a red light on it.

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Why do Roger Moore’s eyes keep looking like he’s just discovered his butt plug has a vibrate mode?

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RT @alexkidman: The car splits in half. It’s amazing that there was anything left a decade and a bit later for Austin Powers to spoof, real…

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Now imagining Bowie as Zorin.

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RT @raena: PLEASE BE UPSTANDING* for the ABSOLUTE FATTEST BANGER of a Bond theme #BondOnTuesday

* no you can remain seated Sir Roger I kn…

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Duran Duran. No further comment is needed.

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Why has MI6 built itself a secret Arctic bonk boat?

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PRESS PLAY NOW LION GO ROAR!

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RT @JustJimWillDo: Quick, there’s just time to watch Christopher Walken in this Fat Boy Slim music video before we catch him as the villain…

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@JustJimWillDo Quick trivia: The producers first approach David Bowie to play the role, and then Sting.… https://t.co/igOTTQt0Hc

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@staticsan The main one is a Bond 60th anniversary series of double bills at the Odeon in Hull, UK.

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Find yourself a suitable livestream. Fix yourself a drink. Make sure you have a way of determining when it’s 8.40pm… https://t.co/YvaNChNHHF

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IT’S “BOND ON TUESDAY” TIME! https://t.co/gzuBoJN6PU #BondOnTuesday

Tonight it’s “A View to a Kill” (1985), the fi… https://t.co/pNT5J31DW6

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@MattSainsb @arcadiagt5 Or, these people are everywhere. :)

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@DominikRan Wait. We need to rethink this.

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@arcadiagt5 @MattSainsb Spectator Index is not The Spectator, afaik.

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RT @MattSainsb: Hahahah this would be almost funny if we didn’t know how the west will respond.

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chaser Q7 - Lachlan Murdoch sued an Australian publication this week because they

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@damethelog @JohnBirmingham Mind you I’m guessing most recruits look a bit shit early in their training, but even so…

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I might prepare myself by watching some “Archer” and listening to Duran Duran.

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@raena @kb Well played. On all counts.

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@CptHollingworth I’ll have my series pitch ready for Netflix by Friday lunchtime.

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@expectproblems @formalbeer @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich Yeah I’m not saying there should be laws against this sort… https://t.co/yYNLXkF7S8

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@formalbeer @expectproblems @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich A search just now for “radial engine motorcycle” delivered some frightening photos.

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YouTube sometimes mistakes my interest in aviation videos for an interest in radio-controlled model aircraft. It is… https://t.co/G3gAceRMLL

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@erikelmgren I did know that, but annoyingly forgot the relative numbers just then. I could talk about “bigness” no… https://t.co/raGjO79jHP

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“A glittering generality or glowing generality is an emotionally appealing phrase so closely associated with highly… https://t.co/gEUJQ2A0T6

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“Since we know [any fact or belief whatsoever], we need to be smart about how we [some vague ill-defined hand-wavin… https://t.co/PnlDo9WExB

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RT @snurb_dot_info: 🤯 Absolute genius.

That these aren’t around any more is incontrovertible proof of the decline of modern civilisation.…

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Actually there’s a number of interesting consultations being run by Treasury at the moment. Worth a squizztreasury.gov.au/consultationph

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Released by the Treasurer yesterday, “Exposure draft legislation: Small business tax incentives” https://t.co/ZoCLj05GjW

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OK so @jpwarren is doing a “too long; justin reads” on the new eSafety Strategy. I might save it for bedtime readin… https://t.co/NFW8HqQ1eX

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REMINDER: The launch of Windows 95 is closer to Woodstock than to today.

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Anyway I’m sorry I forgot to mark the occasion last week but I had a lot on my mind.

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@trib Because I don’t yet have my own TV show.

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And yes the Windows 95 startup sound was composed by Brian Eno. Last final death throes of the 20th century were bi… https://t.co/L1qo59YDRZ

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In Australia the launch was done by Dame Edna, because obviously, wearing a dress made from CD-ROMs. No I am not ma… https://t.co/IZZmb7aTSl

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A reminder, Children, that 27 years ago this was how the white men running one of the world’s biggest corporations… https://t.co/BA4VWpsI8H

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/FrJw07YPB7

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Tue plan, now that I remember that I should have one: Sleep in on my first day back in the Mountains (done); work t… https://t.co/gNAozRmcgZ

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@juhasaarinen You’re thinking of Dudley Moor.

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@siderAU @JohnBirmingham I guess that’s the only cultural reference they can all share. Which kinda makes sense.

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@minchinswitchy No, there are other results, but for things only marginally connected to what I’ve been on about.

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TONIGHT: Roger Moor ends his run of Bond on Tuesday in “A View to a Kill” (1985). #BondOnTuesday… https://t.co/98zy2VZUT3

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Hey @JohnBirmingham I think the upcoming civil war is being scheduled for around 450 BCE, which makes it pretty muc… https://t.co/aTougj4vua

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It’s a drab day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/GLNPN7OX0K

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Tuesday. Your life will enter a new phase today, perhaps even a gaseous one. Beware of bakeries and steelworks. You… https://t.co/GQ47YDvtyJ

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@slackbastard I did not know this song but yes definitely.

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RT @Histreepix: “Nazis were socialists!” says last person in C21st consumerist society not to understand most basic tactics of product bran…

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RT @FakeShowbizNews: Jedward say NASA has made the right decision in delaying today’s moon rocket launch following technical issues.

“If y…

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RT @ryxcommar: You’re doing data science all wrong.

Here are 5 tools every data scientist needs to be using, a 🧵:

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@_BertHandsome I’d still prefer Stuart Robert though. Obviously.

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@_BertHandsome Yeah she’s a psychologist. She’d understand my desperation.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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If it meant the difference between getting JobSeeker or not I’d do him. Except who is it now?

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Mate, you can say “Hot”. Stuart Robert is hot. https://t.co/fUFtHe52z9

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An old fashioned for the road. Or rather, the rails. pic.twitter.com/ms8r3BqWnz

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@trentyarwood No, see, those two words have different meanings dating back to Shakespeare’s time.

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I remember a Japanese friend sampling my Thai boat noodle and saying “Ew, that tastes like medicine!” Yes, I said,… https://t.co/0JoyRZG1gL

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@AusBerlin84 It is a VERY long time since I’ve worked in a corporate office. My last “employee with a salary” job was 1996.

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I know that boat noodle at this hour isn’t the most authentic thing but fuck you. The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me mad… https://t.co/JRPB3ReZ9V

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@AusBerlin84 This is literally descriptivist.

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RT @MoarToast: I had no idea that fucking Barnaby Joyce immediately makes you an expert on EVs 🤷🏻‍♀️

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REMINDER: It’s OK to say “relevance” instead of “relevancy”.

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@garrymck @ThreeDRadio You probably did. I know we had a feed of some sort into that. @AndrewPStreet probably remembers more than I do.

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@arielbogle @nickbonyhady I’m guessing (note word) it’s because lawyers tell them they’ve got plausible deniability… https://t.co/OCpYiM0NoQ

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RT @arielbogle: intrigued by the increasingly common corporate philosophy of trying to put things ‘on background’ and saying it can be attr…

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@juhasaarinen It’ll be a #purpletrain, leaving Sydney Central station 18 minutes past the hour. I’ve just ordered d… https://t.co/oAwLJqrUJR

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I was also station manager of @threedradio for a year back last century, and had connections with other stations. I… https://t.co/imRXandeNP

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I’m starting to think I might not get back to the Mountains before midnight.

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Actually I think I started with some sort of humans fucking incident, but you know what I mean.

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Happy birthday @fbiradio. Community broadcasters are where so many things start, including me. But don’t take that… https://t.co/T0vj9QSZB7

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RT @tom_tanuki: Hi David. I’m the one who started the use of the word ‘cooker’.

Not that I invented it - I’m just the guy who started appl…

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_janna_g has it occurred to thomas that he might be the problem pic.twitter.com/eRBoSO5A2H

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@drunkenmadman Look I just think there might be a few little things that could be worked on here. But what would I know?

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Well this marriage looks like it’ll be just brilliant. https://t.co/kiegNCLlc2

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@juhasaarinen Don’t ruin the gag, Juha.

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@NewtonMark Your DMs will indicate that at least one of those experiments has already been run.

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@NewtonMark Some people can be quite litigious.

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RT @NewtonMark: This was enjoyable, and not nearly slanderous enough. https://t.co/iLg2nyK1Hh

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RT @drjowinchester: Nice one Dr Trent. Great overview of current covid situation and the non issue of monkeypox 💏💏 https://t.co/QrJD00bph4

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RT @spunkyturnip: Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox?

Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you…

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@HartWexford There’s car that sounds like a sewing machine.

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@derekbradley I don’t know those guys. Noted for the future.

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@haruki_zaemon @tim_language I’ve been assuming it’s a mock-up but I love it.

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Wait. I have been confused. Princess Diana paid how much for an escort?

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@derekbradley That looks fantastic. Paired with a gutsy red, I trust?

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RT @geraintgriffith: £650k for Diana’s car is a bargain when you consider what the Queen paid for Prince Andrew’s rides.

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@TwoSetViolin @raychenviolin To be clear, I used to share a house with a concert violinist and that is definitely t… https://t.co/GuQyxMj5kL

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So, the latest @TwoSetViolin video is based around the concept of waking up with @raychenviolin in the middle of th… https://t.co/9LuRMNv6F7

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RT @MichaelWarbur17: If PRETTY WOMAN starred WILLEM DAFOE.

Jesus H. Christ.

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Mon plan remainder: Knock-off gin; depart the apartment; dinner; train to Wentworth Falls; collapse.

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@BoomerDea He’s a busy and chaotic force of nature.

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@JonoInAotearoa A great many people have drawn this to my attention. :)

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@jetztgibtshaue A great many people have drawn this to my attention. :)

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I’m with @Leo_Puglisi6 on this. Today is only 98 days since the government was sworn in. Still, political journalis… https://t.co/fV93XaNGXh

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