@jeamland @NewtonMark This is inexcusable.
RT @TheDreadShips: Mine! https://t.co/rgKBgSK340
@jeamland Beautiful.
RT @ernmalleyscat: you’re going to have to be more specific https://t.co/NgXtJGTWoF
Looks just fine to me. Solid, reliable electricity supply. https://t.co/4Gty3zPU1y
georgepnott 21st Century Schizoid Spam
h/t @IridiumNYC pic.twitter.com/5QV87KwzVv
RT @_BertHandsome: I, too, would support anything that reduced my costs while allowing me to keep all the revenue. https://t.co/zHAFPi7hfL
SlenderSherbet Chat, le grand illusionniste. pic.twitter.com/dkgLrOW9G8
“eSafety commissioner begins its crackdown on tech companies†https://t.co/pESoosq2mQ
Albanese press conference at 4.45pm AEST re covid restrictions and other national Cabinet stuff.
ianbremmer sometimes your worst nightmare is right behind you pic.twitter.com/4BauI6lXBQ
RT @MarkHamill: To be perfectly clear, please define what sounds like good pornography to you. https://t.co/wmAPg8aA3u
@darryn @JustJimWillDo Oh dear lol.
I couldn’t make it to last night’s recording but I reckon this episode of “Win the Week†will be rather good. Tonig… https://t.co/VnWzrqYbAQ
RT @patstokes: Lingering affection for the Queen is, arguably, the AML’s best PR asset. The Cambridges would be second.
So, naturally, th…
RT @patstokes: “We, a lobby group, want airtime for our spokesman, a private citizen, any time you interview the minister. Also we are deep…
RT @patstokes: “We believe appointment to the most senior position available should not be on the basis of popularity or electability, and…
@MartinStoermer @ChemistryNathan They’re in Tasmania though.
This is a very good summary of Australian (un)employment policy from the end of WW2 until now, not just the economi… https://t.co/MsyENemDKp
RT @oberonsghost: This is glorious, but it also reminds me of Michaela Cash and her BFF chatting in the middle of the road. https://t.co/R…
@ChemistryNathan “Disappointing†seems an understatement.
Wed plan: Slow start, obviously, and maybe I should stop drawing attention to my new sleep patterns; finish an anal… https://t.co/eNmR6k0YZR
gdp1985 Imagine being this optimistic again. pic.twitter.com/SgQUYC34o7
cathywilcox1 Trolley problem.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/PIobpLiQs1
@Picketer Could be worse.
@GreenJ Personally I am glad that these things are being archived for future generations.
“Are they digital art resources? Tools for hypnosis? Decor for a Geocities page? You decide!pic.twitter.com/WDVSbTc8Oec8Oe
Yes, it’s exactly what it says it ispic.twitter.com/u6IrAK2K3p3p
At the Internet Archive, “Another Gallery of Rotating Food GIFs†https://t.co/c2IOxxP5sj
“Nothing except gifs of r… https://t.co/MjFp03Tl03
@AnthonyLee900 At least I didn’t typo it as “but I might be a bit moist laterâ€, which I’ve done before.
RT @pijrrh: I AM SO UPSET BY THIS WHAT THE FUCK https://t.co/iBXw7NwjSC
@ajmaus It’s true, I’s forgotten about that category.
@JoeUchill You might be a freshwater sea-uchill.
It’s sunny in the Blue Mountains right now but it might be moist a bit later. pic.twitter.com/NDEskXSO3U
You can hardly walk the beach at Port Lincoln without tripping over all the empty tuna shells.
People also ask… because people are stupid. pic.twitter.com/whnPvoSJ84
Wednesday. Your challenge today will be the length of everything. Too long. Too short. Never correct. Your lucky sh… https://t.co/KvKYQZdHXz
@GarrettIvo This is depressing and also true.
@JustJimWillDo I am stubborn and since I started this stupid thing I will finish it. #BondOnTuesday
Right. Well that was “A View to a Killâ€. Next week Bond on Tuesday moves on to the Timothy Dalton era with “The Li… https://t.co/0oGcFpQ77Q
Whenever I’m in a blimp I make sure I’ve got half a dozen sticks of dynamite taped together and fused, ready to go. #BondOnTuesday
I think some of these are studio shots. #BondOnTuesday
To be fair, Silicon Valley is indeed the greatest cataclysm in history. #BondOnTuesday
@jetztgibtshaue If only. Still another 18 minutes of this bullshit. #BondOnTuesday
“No. I saw no one.” #NormalWording #BondOnTuesday
Love the shelf of neatly colour-coded data tapes. Is there even a magnetic tape reader in the room? #BondOnTuesday
If they’re still moving explosives into place why have they already started the timer on the bomb? #BondOnTuesday
GENERIC SHOUTY FOREMAN INSTRUCTIONS. #BondOnTuesday
Still half a fucking hour to go. #BondOnTuesday
And now my knowledge of Market St, San Francisco, and environs comes in handy. Everything happening here is perfect… https://t.co/PqqFUcnVLg
I have a few notes. #BondOnTuesday
I have questions about the telephone wiring. #BondOnTuesday
Why did they bring the shotgun to the dinner table? #BondOnTuesday
SHOUT MORE EXPOSITION AT EACH OTHER, HENCHPEOPLE! #BondOnTuesday
Butt plug is kicking in now. #BondOnTuesday
It’s great that they got Francis Greenslade to reprise his role from “The Ex-PM”. #BondOnTuesday
alexkidman For a high action spy movie, this is one fine horse auction drama flick. #BondOnTuesday
These villains never understand defence in depth. #BondOnTuesday
jetztgibtshaue Fkn Vivaldi #BondOnTuesday
@expectproblems I would assume it does.
@raena Why not both? #BondOnTuesday
You can tell it’s a SEKRIT MICROPHONE because it has a red light on it. #BondOnTuesday
Why do Roger Moore’s eyes keep looking like he’s just discovered his butt plug has a vibrate mode? #BondOnTuesday
@HappySinger David. #BondOnTuesday
RT @alexkidman: The car splits in half. It’s amazing that there was anything left a decade and a bit later for Austin Powers to spoof, real…
“M. Aubergine”! #BondOnTuesday
Now imagining Bowie as Zorin. #BondOnTuesday
@alexkidman The Ablo?
RT @raena: PLEASE BE UPSTANDING* for the ABSOLUTE FATTEST BANGER of a Bond theme #BondOnTuesday
* no you can remain seated Sir Roger I kn…
@expectproblems It’s magic!
Duran Duran. No further comment is needed. #BondOnTuesday
Why has MI6 built itself a secret Arctic bonk boat? #BondOnTuesday
The corn starts early. #BondOnTuesday
PRESS PLAY NOW LION GO ROAR! #BondOnTuesday
RT @JustJimWillDo: Quick, there’s just time to watch Christopher Walken in this Fat Boy Slim music video before we catch him as the villain…
@JustJimWillDo Quick trivia: The producers first approach David Bowie to play the role, and then Sting.… https://t.co/igOTTQt0Hc
@staticsan The main one is a Bond 60th anniversary series of double bills at the Odeon in Hull, UK. #BondOnTuesday
Find yourself a suitable livestream. Fix yourself a drink. Make sure you have a way of determining when it’s 8.40pm… https://t.co/YvaNChNHHF
IT’S “BOND ON TUESDAY†TIME! https://t.co/gzuBoJN6PU #BondOnTuesday
Tonight it’s “A View to a Kill†(1985), the fi… https://t.co/pNT5J31DW6
@JustJimWillDo Yeah not too much all at once.
@JustJimWillDo Wow that’s clever on a number of levels.
Same. https://t.co/usN8dJFGCi
@MattSainsb @arcadiagt5 Or, these people are everywhere. :)
@DominikRan Wait. We need to rethink this.
@damethelog @JohnBirmingham Exactly.
@arcadiagt5 @MattSainsb Spectator Index is not The Spectator, afaik.
RT @MattSainsb: Hahahah this would be almost funny if we didn’t know how the west will respond.
JUST ONE HOUR TO GO. #BondOnTuesday. https://t.co/NMIYKamBIj
chaser Q7 - Lachlan Murdoch sued an Australian publication this week because they
@MmichaelLlucy This is the future of sexbots.
@damethelog @JohnBirmingham Mind you I’m guessing most recruits look a bit shit early in their training, but even so…
@morganamacleod I’ve been busy.
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham @Joatsimeon So geographically as well as conceptually.
@JohnBirmingham @Joatsimeon More Confederate States, I think.
I might prepare myself by watching some “Archer” and listening to Duran Duran. #BondOnTuesday
Two hours to go. #BondOnTuesday. https://t.co/NMIYKamBIj
Well played, @roweafr. https://t.co/wopuyYFuIx
RT @Jackdruce: A story of treachery https://t.co/hDIx03trtO
Four hours to go. #BondOnTuesday. https://t.co/NMIYKa50QL
@CptHollingworth I’ll have my series pitch ready for Netflix by Friday lunchtime.
Lol yeah sure thing. pic.twitter.com/yAhXtRnFMx
@expectproblems @formalbeer @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich Yeah I’m not saying there should be laws against this sort… https://t.co/yYNLXkF7S8
@formalbeer @expectproblems @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich A search just now for “radial engine motorcycle†delivered some frightening photos.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich When 12 engines is barely enough.
YouTube sometimes mistakes my interest in aviation videos for an interest in radio-controlled model aircraft. It is… https://t.co/G3gAceRMLL
RT @mathi_gwithyas: I have questions… https://t.co/xWJ7VDLv2d
@erikelmgren I did know that, but annoyingly forgot the relative numbers just then. I could talk about “bigness†no… https://t.co/raGjO79jHP
“A glittering generality or glowing generality is an emotionally appealing phrase so closely associated with highly… https://t.co/gEUJQ2A0T6
“Since we know [any fact or belief whatsoever], we need to be smart about how we [some vague ill-defined hand-wavin… https://t.co/PnlDo9WExB
RT @snurb_dot_info: 🤯 Absolute genius.
That these aren’t around any more is incontrovertible proof of the decline of modern civilisation.…
Actually there’s a number of interesting consultations being run by Treasury at the moment. Worth a squizztreasury.gov.au/consultationph
Released by the Treasurer yesterday, “Exposure draft legislation: Small business tax incentives†https://t.co/ZoCLj05GjW
OK so @jpwarren is doing a “too long; justin reads†on the new eSafety Strategy. I might save it for bedtime readin… https://t.co/NFW8HqQ1eX
@jpwarren How very dare you.
@DevOpsCats Let it go…
@wombat1974 It was an act of love.
@wolfcat You’re welcome.
REMINDER: The launch of Windows 95 is closer to Woodstock than to today.
Anyway I’m sorry I forgot to mark the occasion last week but I had a lot on my mind.
@trib Because I don’t yet have my own TV show.
And yes the Windows 95 startup sound was composed by Brian Eno. Last final death throes of the 20th century were bi… https://t.co/L1qo59YDRZ
In Australia the launch was done by Dame Edna, because obviously, wearing a dress made from CD-ROMs. No I am not ma… https://t.co/IZZmb7aTSl
And the fans loved it. https://t.co/6HFlzGlfCN https://t.co/Z1adWn9LVh
A reminder, Children, that 27 years ago this was how the white men running one of the world’s biggest corporations… https://t.co/BA4VWpsI8H
Eight hours to go. #BondOnTuesday. https://t.co/NMIYKamBIj
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/FrJw07YPB7
Tue plan, now that I remember that I should have one: Sleep in on my first day back in the Mountains (done); work t… https://t.co/gNAozRmcgZ
@juhasaarinen You’re thinking of Dudley Moor.
@siderAU @JohnBirmingham I guess that’s the only cultural reference they can all share. Which kinda makes sense.
@minchinswitchy No, there are other results, but for things only marginally connected to what I’ve been on about.
TONIGHT: Roger Moor ends his run of Bond on Tuesday in “A View to a Kill†(1985). #BondOnTuesday… https://t.co/98zy2VZUT3
Hey @JohnBirmingham I think the upcoming civil war is being scheduled for around 450 BCE, which makes it pretty muc… https://t.co/aTougj4vua
@minchinswitchy Lol oh come on, at least TRY! ;) pic.twitter.com/X8a6lXLgdp
It’s a drab day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/GLNPN7OX0K
Tuesday. Your life will enter a new phase today, perhaps even a gaseous one. Beware of bakeries and steelworks. You… https://t.co/GQ47YDvtyJ
@slackbastard I did not know this song but yes definitely.
Ascending into the Mountains.
RT @Histreepix: “Nazis were socialists!†says last person in C21st consumerist society not to understand most basic tactics of product bran…
RT @FakeShowbizNews: Jedward say NASA has made the right decision in delaying today’s moon rocket launch following technical issues.
“If y…
RT @ryxcommar: You’re doing data science all wrong.
Here are 5 tools every data scientist needs to be using, a 🧵:
@_BertHandsome I’d still prefer Stuart Robert though. Obviously.
@_BertHandsome Yeah she’s a psychologist. She’d understand my desperation.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
If it meant the difference between getting JobSeeker or not I’d do him. Except who is it now?
Mate, you can say “Hot”. Stuart Robert is hot. https://t.co/fUFtHe52z9
An old fashioned for the road. Or rather, the rails. pic.twitter.com/ms8r3BqWnz
The correct analogy is herpes. https://t.co/MmaQN56DaE
Anyway yes here’s how it works from here on. pic.twitter.com/c1tXzMCxS0
@trentyarwood No, see, those two words have different meanings dating back to Shakespeare’s time.
@JustJimWillDo No everything is under control. Mostly.
I remember a Japanese friend sampling my Thai boat noodle and saying “Ew, that tastes like medicine!” Yes, I said,… https://t.co/0JoyRZG1gL
@AusBerlin84 It is a VERY long time since I’ve worked in a corporate office. My last “employee with a salary” job was 1996.
I know that boat noodle at this hour isn’t the most authentic thing but fuck you. The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me mad… https://t.co/JRPB3ReZ9V
@AusBerlin84 This is literally descriptivist.
RT @MoarToast: I had no idea that fucking Barnaby Joyce immediately makes you an expert on EVs 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
REMINDER: It’s OK to say “relevance” instead of “relevancy”.
@garrymck @ThreeDRadio You probably did. I know we had a feed of some sort into that. @AndrewPStreet probably remembers more than I do.
@arielbogle @nickbonyhady I’m guessing (note word) it’s because lawyers tell them they’ve got plausible deniability… https://t.co/OCpYiM0NoQ
RT @arielbogle: intrigued by the increasingly common corporate philosophy of trying to put things ‘on background’ and saying it can be attr…
@juhasaarinen It’ll be a #purpletrain, leaving Sydney Central station 18 minutes past the hour. I’ve just ordered d… https://t.co/oAwLJqrUJR
I was also station manager of @threedradio for a year back last century, and had connections with other stations. I… https://t.co/imRXandeNP
I’m starting to think I might not get back to the Mountains before midnight.
Actually I think I started with some sort of humans fucking incident, but you know what I mean.
Happy birthday @fbiradio. Community broadcasters are where so many things start, including me. But don’t take that… https://t.co/T0vj9QSZB7
RT @tom_tanuki: Hi David. I’m the one who started the use of the word ‘cooker’.
Not that I invented it - I’m just the guy who started appl…
_janna_g has it occurred to thomas that he might be the problem pic.twitter.com/eRBoSO5A2H
@drunkenmadman Look I just think there might be a few little things that could be worked on here. But what would I know?
Well this marriage looks like it’ll be just brilliant. https://t.co/kiegNCLlc2
@juhasaarinen Don’t ruin the gag, Juha.
@NewtonMark Your DMs will indicate that at least one of those experiments has already been run.
@_manin_black_ @ExileGhostly Lol.
@NewtonMark Some people can be quite litigious.
RT @NewtonMark: This was enjoyable, and not nearly slanderous enough. https://t.co/iLg2nyK1Hh
@drjowinchester Thanks, glad you liked it. @trentyarwood
RT @drjowinchester: Nice one Dr Trent. Great overview of current covid situation and the non issue of monkeypox ðŸ’💠https://t.co/QrJD00bph4
RT @spunkyturnip: Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox?
Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you…
@HartWexford There’s car that sounds like a sewing machine.
@derekbradley I don’t know those guys. Noted for the future.
@haruki_zaemon @tim_language I’ve been assuming it’s a mock-up but I love it.
Gins plural, as it happens.
Wait. I have been confused. Princess Diana paid how much for an escort?
@derekbradley That looks fantastic. Paired with a gutsy red, I trust?
RT @geraintgriffith: £650k for Diana’s car is a bargain when you consider what the Queen paid for Prince Andrew’s rides.
@TwoSetViolin @raychenviolin To be clear, I used to share a house with a concert violinist and that is definitely t… https://t.co/GuQyxMj5kL
So, the latest @TwoSetViolin video is based around the concept of waking up with @raychenviolin in the middle of th… https://t.co/9LuRMNv6F7
RT @MichaelWarbur17: If PRETTY WOMAN starred WILLEM DAFOE.
Jesus H. Christ.
https://t.co/gl9kayyMwY
Mon plan remainder: Knock-off gin; depart the apartment; dinner; train to Wentworth Falls; collapse.
@BoomerDea He’s a busy and chaotic force of nature.
@JonoInAotearoa A great many people have drawn this to my attention. :)
@jetztgibtshaue A great many people have drawn this to my attention. :)
I’m with @Leo_Puglisi6 on this. Today is only 98 days since the government was sworn in. Still, political journalis… https://t.co/fV93XaNGXh
Nap worked.