All hail Eris! https://t.co/731nhTux6g
georgehahn A United States congresswoman. pic.twitter.com/76IZwVV2Kb
RT @elisethoma5: Has anyone written a good piece comparing and contrasting the #ChinaProtests with other anti-lockdown protests? A lot of a…
@IrcWas Oh very nice.
RT @stilgherrian: I know fewer of you watched “The 8pm Quiz†livestream than listen to “The 9pm Podcastâ€, but if you’d like to help me deci…
@marklawrence Mate, it’s 100% true!
@AgnessMack My pleasure. And yes, with Hansard and OpenAustralia giving you the timestamps it’s very quick to use P… https://t.co/pBUytmqPSn
@JamesHenstridge Just saw this. No, nothing sensitive here. I know what data is expected at this point.
RT @DDsD: Oh that’s good then. https://t.co/qaUHvnfePL
@AgnessMack You’re wanting 9.06am, but the debate goes for three hours.
@AgnessMack Every second of Parliament and committees, here for your pleasure. parlview.aph.gov.au
RT @RVAwonk: Elon Musk — who single-handedly controls the communications of hundreds of millions of people on a platform he bought & now wi…
@rohan_p And yet here we are.
I’m starting to form the view that some billionaires are really quite cuntful.
RightWingCope Kyle Rittenhouse is now comparing himself to Jesus LFMAO pic.twitter.com/XtvvtTb9rd
RT @sexenheimer: Have never been less surprised to see this on a profile. https://t.co/lBWiD3o6A7 https://t.co/XYDcIGPKq4
AlanRMacLeod Who is “us” here? pic.twitter.com/bHZCxvQLl0
This music video by The Northern Boys is most remarkable. https://t.co/cVxzXC196k
RT @jonkudelka: If only the government had some way of lifting children and families out of poverty that wasn’t just a token gesture for Ch…
RT @pixelatedboat: This is just getting pathetic now https://t.co/YS3xwADKus
Here’s something new: the Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security and Other Legislation Amendment (Modernisa… https://t.co/sbEXQFx9v8
25 sleeps until Christmas.
Excellent words from @DaveMilbo “Why everyone (except me) was wrong about the Victorian election” https://t.co/tD8q3GWvkn
johnb78 Oh no, I’ve accidentally ended up on Duolingo For Australian TV Presenters pic.twitter.com/sICOBZ5gag
TheOnion Vibrating Tumbleweed bit.ly/3u8W0l8 pic.twitter.com/6JoOXutvVI
@GeoffSpinmonkey @dobes @purserj You are now sixth person to bring this to my attention. :)
@morebento Very nice. :)
@PaintedGalah How curious. Our are quite bold, as you can see.
@joelmcourtney Lol you are now the fifth person to bring this to my attention. :)
@JustJimWillDo Lol you are now the fourth person to bring this to my attention. :)
RT @mattgreencomedy: Abolishing charitable status for private schools? https://t.co/HIjdHwPclU
RT @speechleyish: This has been my exact approach to writing a book. I’ve never felt more seen https://t.co/JU8YGYExVf
@melbomartin @bunjaree And so much more chill than those idiot crimson rosellas.
@jsleeio He was incredibly insistent.
@NewtonMark I imagine there’s plenty of room in there.
I had to let him in. He was literally bashing on the window to get my attention, and as soon as I opened the window… https://t.co/2QYmwGbVOV
Hello king parrot on the end of my desk. pic.twitter.com/UPTopC9QaO
RT @CosmicRami: Size is everything.
Look at how smol the foreground car and trees are compared to DSS 43 at @CanberraDSN
My capture (la…
RT @jonkudelka: If someone says you’ve got your head up your arse, and another person says actually yes you do have your head up your arse,…
RT @beneltham: You can criticise Scott Morrison, but let’s remember that he single-handedly saved Australia from the pandemic by taking on…
WillManidis forbes 30 under 30 should have a category for fraud
RT @SeriFeliciano: Wait a second, these are not real error bars … the author literally just put the letter “T†above the bar graphs 😠https…
@R_Chirgwin Hahah you’re now the third person to bring this to my attention. :) And yes, yes it is.
@Pigfork @bunjaree Wow that’s amazing. I guess it’s been a good couple of years, what with La Niña, and plenty of food.
@Pigfork @bunjaree Thats amazing! Where is this, if you don’t mind saying? A general region is fine.
I know fewer of you watched “The 8pm Quiz†livestream than listen to “The 9pm Podcastâ€, but if you’d like to help m… https://t.co/1qKpuExM8u
@crdavies @RobMax4 @ItsBouquet @ABCaustralia Yep, tweeted that one a short time ago. This is definitely what jerkbi… https://t.co/uKRd3l2FRB
RT @paulisci: The best thing about Canadian Christmas is that on December 25 a Supreme Court justice breaks into your house and leaves you…
RT @ThePlumLineGS: Shockingly, Elon Musk’s strategy of berating and coercing private companies into handing over advertising revenues, rath…
@bunjaree Here’s the adult couple, slightly closer. https://t.co/TAJljmcwqD
Some lovely bird news from here at @bunjaree: It seems our little family of endangered gang-gang cockatoos is still… https://t.co/4z8tClbuUk
I wonder whether it’ll ever be possible for news mastheads to talk about covid public health precautions* without s… https://t.co/oT68zzpuVS
GonzoHacker Choose Your Own Metaverse pic.twitter.com/roi8qlEN6N
Yeah they do that lol. Excellent jerkbird action. @purserj, and @dobes if he still watches here. https://t.co/BHwBCMq89P
Wed plan: 0900 AEDT client meeting; fix a client website; 1400 another client meeting; in between, sorting out some… https://t.co/toCtBZFcoG
It’s cloudy in the Blue Mountains today, which suits me fine. pic.twitter.com/3k4l5noBGM
Wednesday. Behold the transition to the glistening dome! So bright. So hard. Your reputation is stainless. You are… https://t.co/04IYSDiTGB
AlexKintner3 I’ve watched this on an endless loop for 15 minutes. pic.twitter.com/M9PXZayZXj
I am not a child. How dare you suggest I’m a child. No *you’re* the chipic.twitter.com/QAXPuHrSVZrSVZ
JonPiccini A friendly reminder that class is about your relationship to the means of production not what type of bread you eat.
RT @ElizaLuLuBelle: Dear @Disney - are you aware that, in Australian vernacular, there is an episode of Spidey and His Amazing Friends call…
@JamesHenstridge This all makes sense given the context of what’s happening. Thanks. Either way it’s not a bug in a… https://t.co/AS1BvanmQC
RT @burgotastic: I preferred when they put it into a sealed plastic bag. Trying to store it in a mug or a sock seems like it could get mess…
RT @kazweida: In case you were wondering, Elon Musk has decided he is a protected class of person and insults about avocado toast are hate…
@elronxenu @JustJimWillDo I don’t think anyone was.
SquigglyRick running a poll to see if everyone still hanging out on Twitter are also children of divorce
@dfpiii @BoomerDea Absolutely. It’s kinda always been the case though? Celebrities exist for our amusement? (This i… https://t.co/X8sf3CPR7R
@staticsan I shan’t disagree with that assessment. The first bit, I mean. Whatever it is, it’s someone else’s fault. :)
@JustJimWillDo Security by obscurity.
Lol yeah this is the hosting provider’s server admin interface right now, and it was working a few minutes ago. So… https://t.co/HPP2KNU1QK
“SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier� Yeah lol, most unexpected. I’m pretty sure that’s not mypic.twitter.com/DMSUzC5BzESUzC5BzE
Tue plan, unexpected additional: Downloading php_errorlog lol.
@moylecroft Yes it’s quite relaxing really.
And that’s it for this fortnight’s Essential polling. As usual this is all at https://t.co/td7ZgFZ2Cm and you can s… https://t.co/BnM8TrMudo
Media coverage of politics. pic.twitter.com/WT0ONfgqNK
National security and AUKUS partnership. I am surprised by a number of things here, but I’ll talk about them anothe… https://t.co/1iYmVoypws
Influence of the United States of America (By voting intention). pic.twitter.com/Vtstg7ZML2
Influence of the United States of America. Interesting that the age breakdown by age is almost the inverse pattern… https://t.co/1yclZdBCZp
Influence of China (By voting intention). pic.twitter.com/WTeoeja1JT
Influence of China. The age breakdown on this is particularly interesting. pic.twitter.com/aF5ri9VGbJ
Changing relationship with China. pic.twitter.com/xBSLP3D8TB
Labor’s management of Australia’s relationship with China. Some interesting bits and pieces in the breakdowns here, pic.twitter.com/IUzNSgzwbd
Actually by global standards Australia’s drift to the north-west is relatively fast. But I digress…
Then there’s the question I hate: Direction of Australia. Stupid. There are breakdowns. You are welcome to make the… https://t.co/nYiy5gcJ0M
Anthony Albanese and Peter Dutton favourability ratings. Nothing has really changed, but there’s breakdowns by age,… https://t.co/OuSwKB6GXZ
Right then. It’s an Essential polling Tuesday. Let’s see what we can see. https://t.co/XwsDLGz7cR
As usual, pollin… https://t.co/RMnqmohRRT
HelloCullen that half a season where each of the sex and the city ladies dated one of the ninja turtles
RT @bitchvibrations: just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say “showtime” to himself as he sat down on the toilet
So true. https://t.co/Pew1og3ON6
RT @markhumphries: Since Alex Hawke is in the news today, here’s a joke from this year’s Midwinter Ball. https://t.co/ASiizrE5p0
RT @TheShovel: Littleproud dissolves National Party: “It’s just a symbolic gesture that doesn’t actually achieve anything†https://t.co/7cn…
kumavis_ I feel like cyber Monday has become so commercial. We’ve lost the true meaning of what it is to cyber
Solid point, actually. https://t.co/Ur20brFcP7
RT @jwharris: Keep on Tweeting through it. You’re doing great. 🙃🙄 https://t.co/xobxA5tgVE
Yes. In about 1949, from memory. And of course everything was roses and puppies before then. https://t.co/MwJFpJ3tTr
@rorybaust Lists of…?
RT @PleaseBeGneiss: did he buy it
RT @weirdlilguys: not impressed https://t.co/YoOcr3HE11
26 sleeps until Christmas.
RT @NuclearAnthro: “fascist lifestyle brand†is a phrase I didn’t know until today and I hate its reality and love its aptness.
mlchaelsun she looks like every girl in the usyd media degree pic.twitter.com/Q5gV4S9dsb
weirdlilguys brb opting out of existence pic.twitter.com/wzVLw1RYra
Thank God it’s Friday.
Time for eggs.
RT @mfullilove: It will be a full house at the @LowyInstitute this Friday when we host Finland PM @MarinSanna at 31 Bligh Street. If you ca…
I have been sent this, origin unknown. pic.twitter.com/eNgFgvdl0r
RT @steadynappin_: one of my fav things i learned from twitter is
literally every ethnicity thinks they invented the plastic bag full of…
@KurtsViews @fesshole People have been talking this tweet more seriously than intended. Women from the UK, for som… https://t.co/1dLzMc0g6k
@TanyaJMarlow @KurtsViews @fesshole You should give lessons to the cows then.
@jeamland That is most certainly… something. And I like it.
ericzhu105 are you kidding me rn? pic.twitter.com/bGQQVnQ4it
RT @Treasury_AU: Joint media release @JEChalmers @Bowenchris: Tax cut for electric vehicles passes Parliament https://t.co/zZXPrM3NaW https…
RT @Triptafari: You’d think a billionaire would have a fucking coaster jesus christ the rings. The rings. https://t.co/ZWENCGoHpR
@paulwallbank @R_Chirgwin Lol no. I wrote a lot for Crikey back then, but when I imported my stories into Authory a… https://t.co/KzXy3FYsEA
Jo_Haseltine Lucky old June. pic.twitter.com/2WAm9cNeeD
RT @PostGraphics: Which high-profile politicians gained and lost followers in first weeks of Musk’s reign
https://t.co/SAmiVeXeFC https://t…
RT @Bedeapk: I love how the Brits are properly more frightened by the goose. https://t.co/r4ytOfeIV0
@paulwallbank @R_Chirgwin Hmmm. Too many autosnarfed photos of Peter Fray there. Must fix.
RT @DefenceAust: 🔠Rockingham, WA âž¡ï¸@USNavy’s #USSMississippi arrived at Fleet Base West yesterday for a routine visit.
The visit reflect…
RT @patriottakes: “Big Tech†https://t.co/t3lULrgXg6
@paulwallbank Oh wait. Compliant. I read that as “complaintâ€. No, no I didn’t. But neither did I particularly want to.
@paulwallbank I have no idea what that even means, so I assume no.
Gosh, this is dark. And the last line of the text is even darker. https://t.co/AOwZMiZ02r
RT @Popehat: Let nobody deny Elon Musk is an innovator. Here he has taken the popular alt-right “free speech means you have to let me on y…
RT @mirrenelle: i hate how people call elon musk “space karen†when avenue 5 exists and the actual space karen is better than him in every…
RT @DiscussingFilm: First poster for ‘COCAINE BEAR’ has been released. https://t.co/ZBzBatEIRx
Indeed. https://t.co/D998ZbHqti
@zackster Exactly.
Mate. Seek help. pic.twitter.com/onzxXztnQh
Hurrah! I know so many people are going to be annoyed by this, and I am here for it. https://t.co/oIUVSjEwIa
rorybaust Elon really makes your problems seem surmountable after all
No laptop for you, Elon.
(This is an extremely in-joke among half a dozen people who had drinks together maybe 20… https://t.co/bMfy7Kr8zk
RT @monteiro: Space Karen would like to speak to the manager. https://t.co/otXzxcC5pw
TerribleMaps Map of Tesla charging stations 1437 AD pic.twitter.com/eMOOmPzFax
RT @adrianweckler: Letting remaining advertisers know that Apple doesn’t think it’s safe to advertise on Twitter anymore. 🤦 https://t.co/kN…
And another bit of sense from @ChuckTingle. https://t.co/YGGcXEZwmp
A thread in which @joshgans explains the incredible SEKRIT that every other app developer has known since the very… https://t.co/85Am16RuUI
RT @benedictevans: If Elon goes to Washington on this, Apple will meet him there with 500 pages of death threats and racist abuse they foun…
broderick I don’t think things are going well pic.twitter.com/OL9vYOLgIz
And here’s a reminder that I’d like to know which evenings would work best for four episodes of “The 8pm Quizâ€. https://t.co/bHExrZWjMj
As usual you can find more alleged plans and links to interesting things in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/I0JugrGDOM
Tue plan: Review a couple of documents then 0900 AEDT client meeting re same; remainder TBA, but it’ll probably inc… https://t.co/0uF0aFV39l
@DavidFengTrains That’s quite the array. I can’t help but think there’s a less cluttered approach but then this is… https://t.co/1CuQLFCzAL
@_midofo_ It’s the wriggle that does it for me.
It’s going to be a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today. Mark my words. pic.twitter.com/ddgAbSCI7J
Tuesday. They told you that Mexico was a mistake, but you were right all along. Many colours lead to much beauty. Tuesday.
OK gone now.
Before I go, a reminder about this. https://t.co/bHExs0et0r
On second thoughts I’ll have an early night and do some work early tomorrow.
@shrydar @JustJimWillDo Isn’t it marvellous!
@jpwarren @BoomerDea @playswithf1re This is the problem with democracy
RT @burgotastic: Don’t forget to put out your bins and your kookaburras https://t.co/uxWIMiWDVf
@JustJimWillDo Too many egg.
JustJimWillDo Scream not working because space make deaf. pic.twitter.com/3WY9VNlypD
RT @SuperCroup: “Those Italian wontons” https://t.co/USw6oNIFrO
RT @joshuabadge: people say journos are out of touch but who among us hasn’t felt a pang of nostalgia for one’s old helipad https://t.co/bv…
TheKennyDevine Rita Panahi facing months of remedial physiotherapy after prolonged period of ‘sycophantic nodding’. pic.twitter.com/Q8s74Q0QTy
@Pollytics @jsleeio @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @dj2mn @GordyPls @R_Chirgwin It’s the subtlety of it all that I find most appealing.
TerribleMaps Sweden’s porn preferences vs radiation received from Chernobyl pic.twitter.com/27Z5KJvrhh
@russell_hocking @Latte_Bogan @fount8 It’s all a joke, Joyce.
@KurtsViews @fesshole Dunno that keeping humans continuously pregnant so they lactate is a thing we need in this century.
@jsleeio @Pollytics @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @dj2mn @GordyPls @R_Chirgwin Meanwhile, here’s “Switched on Christmasâ€. I dare… https://t.co/uEDOg5h9iK
RT @fesshole: Wish I’d known about selling my breast milk to perverts earlier.
RT @johnb78: It’s an interesting and I think positive subversion of an old trope to have the dragon here represent Chinese people turning a…
@Pollytics @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @R_Chirgwin I was an amazing time.
@jsleeio @Pollytics @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @dj2mn @GordyPls @R_Chirgwin Could be possible. “I’ll do it, but I’m not putting my name on it.”
@Pollytics @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @R_Chirgwin If you google for “moog christmas†you’ll find re… https://t.co/ALkGTb0wej
@R_Chirgwin @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @Pollytics I think white vinyl with the red label looks quite fetching.
27 sleeps until Christmas.
@itsbriala @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @Pollytics @R_Chirgwin I haven’t dared listen to the livestream yet. Maybe on… https://t.co/93qXtvM5eF
@R_Chirgwin @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @Pollytics You can’t have black vinyl at Christmas, Richard.
@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @Pollytics @R_Chirgwin Solid playlist lol. pic.twitter.com/eLvnfNrQY9
@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio @dj2mn @GordyPls @Pollytics @R_Chirgwin It’s a remix of this lockdown livestream, “I Prog… https://t.co/1fYdidQMwA
@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR I know @jsleeio and @dj2mn probably know about this already. But @GordyPls needs to know too, and… https://t.co/XBIF4vLsPk
Oh dear. @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR has a Christmas album on white vinyl, “Kosmo Comes for Christmasstore.lookmumnocomputer.comRpic.twitter.com/n89Jh5CFkLCFkL
Mon plan, updated: I am pleased to discover that I no longer have four hours of meetings tomorrow, just one hour or… https://t.co/VGyczgVVTl
GonzoHacker Prompt: Taylor Swift’s writing process pic.twitter.com/ZNdkzKGgjW
RT @garthk: Surely if one lacked a “moral compass†these seasonal sales would be a great time to fix that.
But is “Tarzan coach” the kind of job that would meet with your parents’ approval? https://t.co/8CHhAcnC2q
RT @bokane: Non-native users of Mandarin, especially journalists commenting here, a reminder that “Lift the lockdown” is è§£å° ‘jiÄ›fÄ”ng,’ and…
… in order to maintain national security and stability, and to prevent criminals from hoarding a large amount of… https://t.co/QhuZD43YkB
Google Translate, slightly cleaned up by me: The so-called “white paper revolution” and “white paper movement” in B… https://t.co/bQcaYJuDvP
I_am_da_BOM I Photoshop an iconic Australian onto the $5 note every day until I forget: Day 73 - Antony Green pic.twitter.com/bchAmZ0Vxg
RT @KyleTrainEmoji: Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor
Elrond: so be i—
Frodo: I am totally adventurepilled
Elrond:
Frodo: i’m in my…
I just had a wonga pigeon wander into the house. No photo, alas, because it didn’t stay long. But here’s someone el… https://t.co/arGG9dvk33
RT @Picketer: Try Ian Cook’s catering business in Mulgrave, 3170. https://t.co/J5Wf6RN45J
@Picketer Ah, I love me a bit of legalistic cookery. :)
RT @RameshPonnuru: “Milo has lost his moral compass†is one of the all-time great sentences. https://t.co/X0mY880SJC
RT @glengyron: A lot of people not understanding Australian culture in my stream today.
We don’t have thanksgiving in Australia, instead,…
@jxeeno @CaseyBriggs Better than being a big number 2.
@kcarruthers @RealNickHodge Are you referring to Grand Master @ChuckTingle?
Lest we forget: “Attorney-General Christian Porter says former MasterChef judge George Calombaris’ fine for underpa… https://t.co/aNJR1foW89
I’m sure this is totally coincidental. “George Calombaris makes his TV comeback with a new cooking show on 10†(16… https://t.co/omwzstTT02