RT @ultrabrilliant: The younger me who yearned to ‘do something’ for NYE is a complete stranger. I do not understand that guy. Imagine want…
“What I learned in 2022” by @Jackdruce youtu.be/lAebL-p5tQE
@Gwyntaglaw @DavidFeng Just watch what happens in the coming week.
Now at 86% of Target Three, which is excellent. Thanks, everyone! stilgherrian.com/refresh2023
@DavidFeng Fear of the plague from China is deep in the Australian mythos, I’m sorry to say, dating back to colonia… https://t.co/iavHZJ732J
@rwerkh Lol I’ll cope. :) But try it again with the correct spelling. I’d like a second opinion.
@Bibbitybobbit13 You don’t. It becomes part of your soul.
SORRY EVERYONE IT’S NOT TRUE. pic.twitter.com/COPeVVCw4l
@Anthony_Caruana Wow.
@LloydSynecdoche No I didn’t forget Zardoz. I forgot that it was set in 2023 — although I’m now being told that’s not true.
@bastardsheep Wait. Unpossible!
I have just been reminded… pic.twitter.com/R48Dc01sfD
JazzTwemlow It’s “New Year’s Eve”, not “New Year’s Adam and Dale”.
TUExplorer1 Sir, I do believe these crabs are mine now pic.twitter.com/z9xysoSZdT
SteampunkMuppet I want to be friends with the person that did this pic.twitter.com/dl0F7Xp2g7
@Xtrackka Yep all good. That was only a transient spot while I was unpacking my backpack. :)
stilgherrian I should probably mention that we’re 84% of the way to Target Three, but I’ll do proper promos later. stilgherrian.com/refresh2023
Sat plan: Lazy start (done); set up temporary workflows on the loaner computer; adjust plans accordingly; the usual… https://t.co/o6e7yfqVCU
And so ends another sequence of themed daily tweets. Chocolate or salami to whoever figures out the pattern.
You c… https://t.co/OjxaTfBOjW
@BeerRabbi Lol that’s an heirloom though!
@blahblahellis Heh. Definitely 100% true and trustworthy and not a way to get pwned like Piers Morgan was lol.
Oh dear. I had TweetDeck(with the Better TweetDeck plugin) open in a Safari browser tab and the fans came on and it… https://t.co/18hbDktjU6
@awelder I’ve toyed with the ideas of merch and it’s on my think-more list for 2023.
@JustJimWillDo That’s the main crime of both Trump and Bolsonaro, really. They’re just bad sports.
I seriously need to wash that mouse mat.
Status: Emergency loaner ancient MacBook Air in position and logged in. DeadBook Pro’s SSD in external case. Minima… https://t.co/H3DMCh6Y7i
Lol. What a personal commendation. For both of them. https://t.co/Vt7re6upPo
It’s cloudy in the Blue Mountains today, and maybe even a bit zappy later. Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/30bE34hZCE
Saturday. Check me out and call HR! Try going to the beach and I will block you from entering the sea. Saturday.
And done. Goodnight.
Back inside the cloud, which is how we started today. pic.twitter.com/yRoFlrIfOR
I have yet to see a single water nymph. pic.twitter.com/8q0cwIkc0T
Just look at this shit, @DavidFeng. https://t.co/GNe1eR0LwJ
Standing around, waiting. pic.twitter.com/k4U7ve85Nw
Sprongblod, or something.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
This is a bit ordinary for a modern Western nation, but here we are.
The current plan. pic.twitter.com/gEhOKI1JNu
@NewtonMark @dannolan Just choose one of those verbs.
@NewtonMark @dannolan But how else could the web work? I don’t know think you understand the internet, Mark.
There’s quite a lot of bullshit going down tonight eh.
DDsD Where the kids are 40 years old.
RT @DDsD: The kids are alright.
@GeoffSpinmonkey Good people.
@juhasaarinen Sure. Shove a Chiko Roll up me.
@jetztgibtshaue Definitely. If you are judging my dinner to be a chicken schnitzel then it has failed at every step.
@juhasaarinen Indeed. Fuck off. Why would you have chips with pasta?
@GeoffSpinmonkey It’s all about your local.
HONK!
Exactly. pic.twitter.com/eLmE4jkLeu
@CptHollingworth “One hump or two?”
@CptHollingworth Hey man, I’m in Sydney, I’m drinking, and at some point I’ll catch a train and a not train back up… https://t.co/nS2C0yjuig
@CptHollingworth I’ll get back to you, because wine.
@Bemused_Oz @GrogsGamut Oh you poor dear petal…
I had never heard of “Solana” until just now, so I assume everything anyone says about it it is legitimate.
@AnnabelAstbury Is that even possible?
@GeoffSpinmonkey @DavidPocock @jpwarren There was video of all the salarimen from the investigators queued up to en… https://t.co/9ChH86Bt6d
@itsbriala Lol I’ll tell the story in my next podcast. They were cool people.
RT @FXMC1957: 30 December 1916. Russian mystic and self proclaimed holy man, Grigori Rasputin (aged 47), was murdered by a group of conserv…
Ruining someone’s date.
@GrogsGamut So now this and other decisions put this in the open. Will anyone stop him or is this just Freedom?
@CptHollingworth Can I say that I’m not really impressed by this move?
RT @GrogsGamut: Ahh the mantra of climate-change deniers for the past 40 years and anti-vaxxers forever. At least he’s not being subtle
@GeoffSpinmonkey @DavidPocock @jpwarren Do you remember the vision of when the Japanese audit authority lined up to… https://t.co/tw8NHKoklQ
@maz_jovanovich “Respect the ingredients” was at the heart of his style.
@jxeeno I’d buy it.
RT @nameshiv: The save the kids anti woke stop the groomers far right crowd spending the last 24 hours on here screaming unconditional su…
@maz_jovanovich Sorry, Toby was the late younger brother of Senator Penny Wong, a fine chef and one of my best friends.
@maz_jovanovich Give it a decent gin then. Toby Wong taught me this attitude.
@maz_jovanovich How much do you hate the fish?
@JustJimWillDo Wow. So (a) that bird has a very fine bower, and (b) thank you.
I should probably mention that we’re 84% of the way to Target Three, but I’ll do proper promos later. stilgherrian.com/refresh2023
@JustJimWillDo @amisamileandme @gathgwyn Obviously I am offended by everything that is being said here.
@HHackenbecker Gotcha. Ta.
@morebento This has been a moderately well managed disaster. :)
@amisamileandme @gathgwyn That cat is such an arsehole.
@HHackenbecker I thought that was software-based? My iPhone 12 Pro started doing that with an iOS bump.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup That’s the one.
@JustJimWillDo @DavidPocock @jpwarren Lol no no no. ONA is now ONI. ANAO is all the hot auditors.
@_midofo_ @DavidPocock @jpwarren Lol I’ll be fine. It’s only 15%.
@JustJimWillDo OK, this makes sense. I think I was drinking it with just a small splash of tonic. Or did they do so… https://t.co/4mTwUJesqa
@CelerySorbet Exactly! :)
@HHackenbecker OK that’s a magnificent meltdown. Respect.
If @DavidPocock is a fan of ANAO then I am around 15% more moist. Ping @jpwarren. https://t.co/T3cGULyz6j
@CelerySorbet Yep. Breathes in, breathes out.
@elronxenu @JustJimWillDo Well a battery is just a collection of cells, so…? I guess they’re optimising the suppl… https://t.co/zjNI1CQZsd
@HHackenbecker Ah well there you go. That machine sat on my desk through the Quarantimes, always plugged in. That b… https://t.co/HryPf74TIz
@pblakez Yeah sorry I’m being a bit thick today. :)
@DavidFeng Lol we don’t have complex enough networks to have such bad diagrams.
MerrickPhillip Chonky hopper pic.twitter.com/bEgEyVCYED
RT @YoungMasterPaul: This may not be much of an issue the way things are going for AT.
If reports are credible he won’t get a choice in an…
@DavidFeng And yeah politically it’d be a really hard sell getting your commie trains into AU critical infrastructure.
@DavidFeng They do look good, and I know they want some of the action. We’ll see. I should start a blog following AU train news.
@DavidFeng It’s a big thing right now. In NSW the Labor opposition, which might well win the state election in Marc… https://t.co/t4GbCLUDKf
@DavidFeng The Labor government has committed to this, but of course so far it’s just an analysis to see what can b… https://t.co/WiMWwcRpKF
Exactly. ;) https://t.co/m3RvzA7xXN
@BeerRabbi Haha my colleague had a similar story. PING! They’re just such solidly built hardware. A shame this batt… https://t.co/VpoczSqu3F
@CelerySorbet I’m sure it’s just fine. They just puff up when they’re full of all the electricity, yeah? :)
@BeerRabbi Hah! Yeah mine was the same. Held together fine but then when I opened the case… pop!
@DavidRDHeath This place. Outrageously expensive lol. Bakehouse on Wentworth
0474 641 772
https://t.co/mgwCv9hpJt
@pblakez Hey the hardware is generally very good. Apart from the batteries sometimes. But nothing caught fire. Yet.
@jodiem Well today was about getting the drive off it and defusing the bomb. I’m still thinking about next steps bu… https://t.co/dV8E7IVfX2
@Wyld It’s wonderful isn’t it!
@morebento Yep. I’ve been around long enough to know that the data is the asset. Removed the SSD, and there’s a ful… https://t.co/QRFWfsZEyB
@elronxenu @JustJimWillDo Yes, common. That’s how they get the endurance with high performance: load up the fucker with a slab of batteries.
#blueandyellowtrain again.
I will answer questions later because I’m still running errands. But broadly speaking this is suboptimal.
Puffy puffy batteries! pic.twitter.com/2Fp5sHGmHL
@rusdaniels Too well worn. La Niña is a harsh little girl.
@AncientSpoonbil If it takes you more than three minutes to find the answer you’re not trying. :)
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
#purpletrain, with wide angle distortion. pic.twitter.com/88jRQvd4FU
@JustJimWillDo On average, the whole day will work out flat.
@garthk Noted, thank you. :) When I started looking at monitors back at the start I was somewhat baffled by the huge range of options.
Anyway here’s the #purpletrain which will be the 1118 to Central. pic.twitter.com/PCqeAlAJ20
If I’m going to spend the whole day on an excursion I’m going to make it pleasant.
The bus arrived at Springwood just in time to catch the 1018, an hour ahead of my plan. I did not rush to catch tha… https://t.co/HZrX9FFznM
To be honest I wouldn’t take life advice from a bloke who gets kicked in the head for a living.
EliotHiggins With $TSLA already down 3% in pre-market trading, let’s see what the CEO is up to: pic.twitter.com/28lyAjdhUB
The drivers on the buses which are not a train are usually very good.
Hah! I left home early to take advantage of a gap in the rain. I could get the 1010 not a train instead of the 102… https://t.co/xua1t4AsfD
Still inside a cloud. pic.twitter.com/OxqelRs6fn
Today’s journey begins inside a cloud. This is most unusual for this time of year. pic.twitter.com/sfQE2vvRy3
The 9pm Hardware Refresh 2023 just reached Target Two, so thanks everyone! That added an external monitor to the Ma… https://t.co/DkvjPe6Rec
@snipeyhead Aha! I was just asking you this in the platform. :) Thanks so much. And now to set up Target Three. :)
And it’s 98% of Target Two now.
Yes, I just edited and reposted those tweets because I can’t type properly. The link is correct now.
There’s three more targets to reach before then. As I write this we’re 97% of the way to Target Two with two more t… https://t.co/hGPKP0lL5r
Crowdfunder Update: Yesterday we reached Target One which unlocks your pledges. Thanks heaps for that.… https://t.co/MM16g9gJ2C
RT @arieella_: When I say Next Door is the most ridiculous app on the internet, this is what I mean — https://t.co/S59Igc22d4
@DavidFengTrains I have views about foods pretending to be other foods. Unless these Würste are made from real vegans.
Fri plan: 1025 AEDT not a train then train then train to a SEKRIT location in Sydney; 1315 computer swap and relate… https://t.co/XssfF0vfKm
It’s a little moist in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/8LQhaiV6sr
Friday. Big Laura will sort you out today, despite your pattern of instability. To the east, the sea is still dark. Friday.
@damana :)
@damana I am old. I have been here before lol.
@damana Ones and zeroes, right? :)
@damana It’s just annoying the old machine started throwing faults in the last couple of weeks. :) It’d been doing so well.
@damana For sure. Now that the initial target has been reached, the “gameplay” has no jeopardy. It’s just a run to… https://t.co/9U7KpENwye
@damana This one? stilgherrian.com/refresh2023 We hit Target One today so the base is there.
@damana Sweet. I have the crowdfunder running for a new one, and a loaner being collected tomorrow to tide me over.… https://t.co/uLDzq1gmNx
@danielkirkwood Not in the least lol.
@damana Thanks, but we know exactly what the reason is. ;) https://t.co/Gn0xGo0zXy
@_midofo_ Lol yep I’d watch that.
@jplonie Mate, it’s anonymous.
@_midofo_ He solved so many things.
Orly? https://t.co/PbgRbTBs57
@benjpullen Lol so many variants.
@BeerRabbi But of course lol.
@damana Oh I’m fine. It’s my computer that’s not up to it.
If you’re still desperate for a quiz tonight, Jimmy Carr’s “Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2022†is available. https://t.co/sOsfz0ZmGY
Invite no more than three other people. https://t.co/uKuepBF9C9
Pub sign seen yesterday. pic.twitter.com/tKhatMwtUF
Currently watching: Frankie Boyle’s New World Order End of Year 2022 Special https://t.co/tHrhUlpee9 It’s fierce, of course.
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/rCacZqDApp
RT @stilgherrian: POSTPONED: Tonight’s planned episode of “The 9pm Quiz†will be pushed back a week, as will the others.
“The 8pm Quiz of…
Now it’s 97% of Target Two. Cheers, everyone.
RT @CovertShores: **Submarine Cutaway of the Day**
Here -> https://t.co/EjEpoPOtns
#USNavy Cold War legend, IVY BELLS on steroids, USS Par…
We’re now 96.5% of the way to Target Two, because it was a relatively short jump. Only $150 short, in fact.
@oberonsghost There’s a further scene involving sick squid but I can’t be bothered working out the details.
@oberonsghost Kitchenhand: Here, Chef. [Hands over $6.] Your six quid.
Chef: No, youidiot! I said go get six squid!
@elronxenu There is, and thank you. This just from Target One to Target Two is short because I got some funds via n… https://t.co/Rqk1QW96xN
“The app will likely follow a long line of little-known and failed right-wing dating apps like Righter, Donald Date… https://t.co/CvQXazSbFa
For those of you who want a reminder, there’s the original advert: “The Right Stuff: Dating Right†https://t.co/NqQfuPuk9r
“Conservative dating app ‘The Right Stuff’ is failing just 3 months after launch†https://t.co/3P8jNPpoH4
Anyway the campaign continues until Australia Day, another 28 days so let’s see which of the additional targets we can reach.
AND WE’RE THERE! Well, at Target One. Thanks everyone. And with those additional funds from elsewhere I can now say… https://t.co/orokgm1T1n
AND WE’RE THERE! Well, at Target One. Thanks everyone. And with those additional funds from elsewhere I can now say… https://t.co/oqZ7e9MWBu
What I have done, however, is adjust the stretch targets to reflect the additional contributions. And it’s all in t… https://t.co/fF8R4e5uGf
Crowdfunding update: Overnight the campaign reached exactly 97% oh Target One, thank you. In fact, I’ve also receiv… https://t.co/flHfRHfEvT
RT @jon_bois: the number one rule of running a major airline company is to be yourself and prioritize your own happiness. a lot of people t…
Thu plan: Sleep in and a slow start (done); eggs (soon); rearrange All The Things to fit around not having a fully-… https://t.co/mWysoNqkUp
@erfbeeass That sounds slightly more problematic. :( Hope it can be fixed.
My ailing computer currently can’t handle the load without having a sook and shutting down.
POSTPONED: Tonight’s planned episode of “The 9pm Quiz†will be pushed back a week, as will the others.
“The 8pm Q… https://t.co/rQjbr3LrDo
Today is not a sunny day in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/8VwAJ2IcFS
Thursday. You’re feeling low, so beer and cheese will help. You can remind yourself that you’re actually one of the… https://t.co/U9RJaLpZxa
Today is not a sunny day in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/u6JqVHU2IF
Thursday. You’re feeling low, ao beer and cheese will help. You can remind yourself that you’re actually one of the… https://t.co/l0ZHi3muja
@jodiem A meal in the middle of the day. Basic concept.
Some of you don’t seem to understand what words mean.
What is wrong with you people?
@JustJimWillDo Well this is civilised.
The 2318 train from Springwood back to Sydney, on which my co-conspirator for lunch will get home. pic.twitter.com/VVai1HPglu
@JustJimWillDo THE TEST CRICKET THE ACTUAL CRICKET CRICKET WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
@JustJimWillDo No on the cricket!
@JustJimWillDo No, we are aware of that meerkat. I’m referring to the random animated meerkat that appeared while a… https://t.co/UfSaB41aD9
@JustJimWillDo Did you like the meerkat?
SHOW US THE MEERKAT AGAIN!
@DavidFengTrains Same to you.
@JustJimWillDo Or, you know, vodka at 9am.
It’s the peyote. pic.twitter.com/hRlun1mtPQ
@itsbriala Or sit in the shade with a tall, cool drink. pic.twitter.com/LRLcToOU8y
@developerjack Well played.
@developerjack So wait, the challenge is keeping your ring closed?