@mittens_narwhal I’m not sure what more I can say. I was asleep.
Uploading big audio files to the cloud-based processing thingy, because reasons. I’ll have time to make supper. Thanks, Malcolm.
RT @timothy_mcd: I’ll save you the trouble. Every “29 year-old entrepreneur making $23k a month from multiple income streams†is just doing…
RT @howlingdingo: Scrolling through 30,000 captures from one camera at a water hole in the desert. And it is just full of brolgas! Hit me u…
JMaguireCritic AI can’t do hands pic.twitter.com/LPsdPdQZsr
@maz_jovanovich Situation normal then lol.
@DavidFengTrains That would be the floods.
Tue plan, remainder: Disco nap; podcast post-production, with the aim of posting the finished podcast early tomorrow; soup.
HartWexford Ladies bring a plate pic.twitter.com/T08hho7SfU
Ah, no, as it happens I’ve just finished recording with @trentyarwood because one of us, or possibly both, can’t do… https://t.co/LsLHjNyrhX
The podcast recording appears to be scrubbed, so I might have a little nap and come back to all this later.
So untidy. pic.twitter.com/fqcoxE1yHO
Ready and waiting for @trentyarwood. I hope he’s OK. #PassiveAggressiveMuch
“PCR-test blitz urged to counter Melbourne’s syphilis surge†https://t.co/SVgcVsyhvK
@jsleeio “Now there’s a name,†etc. I know I used to listen back in the day.
@jsleeio Ah, it’s as if the 1970s never ended! Vivaldi really lends itself to this treatment because it was the mid… https://t.co/XyBL5PKv5n
d_feldman At a Unicode meeting in 2016, a mouse fell out of the ceiling and was added to the meeting agenda pic.twitter.com/CFtSGpjCKQ
@jsleeio It’s an exciting morning!
Rule 34. pic.twitter.com/8V28erF5yJ
It being a Tuesday, I’ll also mention that further alleged plans and links to Interesting Things may be found in th… https://t.co/GQINxQTN6z
Tue plan: 0900 AEDT client meeting; podcast pre-production; 1200 podcast recording; then either some work that come… https://t.co/pcj0mjGC26
It’s moist in the Blue Mountains today. It’s not raining as such. We’re just inside a cloud. pic.twitter.com/t5Ylc74P0q
Tuesday. If it is significant, it will happen this morning. Your afternoon is of little relevance. You are of littl… https://t.co/55disNZt57
RT @ZiziFothSi: I wish I’d never seen this proof that you can sail from the UK to New Zealand in a straight line, it feels like cursèd know…
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Well played. :)
RT @ACarpenDigital: “Further tomato chaos” ðŸ…ðŸ…ðŸ…💀😱 https://t.co/lDt9JDkVB1
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup On a related but quite different note… https://t.co/BK1U1Y9Zr2
RT @demant_daniel: HIV was an existential threat to my community, the community acted accordingly. Mpox was seen as a potentially significa…
RT @BOM_NSW: âš ï¸ Severe thunderstorms for the eastern ranges and coastal hinterland this afternoon and evening. Severe storms may produce da…
@ssharwood Same. Fashions come, fashions go. :)
RT @jukic_d: We need to stop fawning over billionaires and giving them gongs and and start recognising they’re hoarding at the expense of e…
CheapeDouglas It is the end of days. pic.twitter.com/Xu56C22zEd
RT @dialecticious: Typical uniform of the troops stationed on Trotsky’s armoured trains during the Civil War. https://t.co/Uy8FHl1Wc3
@AusBerlin84 That’s quite the look. And I think I’ve seen it somewhere before.
RT @lionel_trolling: nice everyone can do a stalin now https://t.co/TqJeJNAex6
The next special-guest episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast is with infectious diseases physician @trentyarwood. He’s… https://t.co/3nJSIOER5b
Further alleged plans, and lots of links to interesting stuff, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/Z1dvuAZi1Z
Mon plan: Gentle start; 1100 press briefing on some medical stuff; podcast pre-production; an afternoon of bookkeep… https://t.co/OzKK1QLQDM
It might be sunny in the Blue Mountains today, it might be moist. No one knows. pic.twitter.com/V7NLBBSTar
Monday. Everything is going terribly well and it’s down to you, so obviously that will change today. Who is your al… https://t.co/Fgp5W0B4tX
RT @Ned_Donovan: Since 2007, Welsh election law has misspelt “ballot” as “ballet”. 16 years later this has been corrected. https://t.co/03P…
MDRBrown That precious moment when out of all the historians in all the world you decided it’s NF you’ll cite pic.twitter.com/QLOTpc11YU
RT @nellophonic: Sometimes Quora is the best https://t.co/1aViC79jiY
TerribleMaps Map of all the countries that start with O pic.twitter.com/OkL3RQmu6U
johnb78 Savage ATM pic.twitter.com/Hir1wtbESY
@BXGD Anyone name someone uses is their name in that context.
If it’s called Alcoholics Anonymous, why does everyone start by saying their name?
@Cybermindz Very short notice I know, but you might like to support this organisation.
This Tuesday, @Cybermindz* fundraiser gala dinner and farewell for NSW services minister Victor Dominello… https://t.co/GoJka3lN5C
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 665: Future memories of flight, plus gentle progress†https://t.co/ObPpfpbEj9 Covers 20… https://t.co/WDhPSI8dnZ
RT @ughfinewhatever: Remember to pee after sex or you’ll get a UFO
Thanks for these suggestions. I won’t reply individually unless I have questions, but I’m taking notes.
@RichardManes5 @Sheps71 @schnerring65 Dull literalism will be the death of our species.
@regan_k_ Not too busy on weekend afternoons?
HEY MELBOURNE PEOPLE: What pub in the CBD would be good for gathering people for lunch and drinks next Saturday aft… https://t.co/qicB7fkaMf
lochieaxon you may not like it but this is what peak UX looks like pic.twitter.com/k5Pr0sywrP
@rustyalex2 It also has big feet relatively to its body, so I reckon it’s quite young. I’m told there’s heaps of fo… https://t.co/5aFeAQRvSr
@paulwallbank Not a thing. https://t.co/rJglVP9p8q
@MarissaInHeels @mwyres It’s up to us to make sure things are better than just “sounds about rightâ€. :)
RT @DerfBackderf: Today’s Cleveland Plain Dealer. I can state, with absolute honesty, that this the first time a Dilbert strip has made me…
@BXGD Indeed.
@MarissaInHeels @mwyres Yeah it’s not a thing. https://t.co/rJglVP9p8q
@BXGD Welcome to 21st century news. :) Mind you, I seem to recall some adage that for every person who says it out… https://t.co/RvvGopETZm
“The Far Right Is Calling for the Execution of Teachers and Doctors,†so The America is going swimmingly. This luna… https://t.co/yhVwgNOVoZ
ByrneBook I think the proper term is cashier pic.twitter.com/yL5FX1EIJS
Here’s the video. One visit at 0014 AEDT and the other at 0318 AEDT. This is less than 10 metres from the house. Th… https://t.co/Gr1oC8Axsq
RT @HartWexford: The world has become complacent https://t.co/CfMqU4fsmO
RT @Shayan86: It is not true that Twitter is asking users who don’t subscribe to Twitter Blue to remove Ukraine’s flag from their tweets an…
@drspacejunk Isn’t “uncrewed†the usual formula these days?
@Sheps71 Excellent point. I will now start my plans in 1975.
RT @bartlebooth45: At no point during Cocaine Bear does the bear trap someone in the corner and talk for 45 minutes about their plan to ‘re…
Lol. Mate, your reputation was destroyed years ago, and by your own actions. It’s just taken this long for your syn… https://t.co/k3mr3PA1Mu
“Middle Australia†for John Howard would seem to consist of about 40,000 people, or around 0.2% of the country’s ad… https://t.co/vBxKOwfMiQ
@Andrew_Zammit @drspacejunk @feraldata @CosmicRami Thanks, I’ll have to check them out.
This time next Sunday I’ll be at The Australian Airshow at Avalonairshow.com.au/airshow2023/2c
This is fine, because this coming Thu and Fri won’t be well suited to getting work done — because I’m going to Melbourne for a little bit.
Sun plan: I’d planned a slow start and then some client work, but I see from a flurry of emails overnight that both… https://t.co/kSu0jau3ed
RT @rob_sheridan: Saw this Hellraiser pizza on Instagram which I guess is funny but my Old Internet damaged brain can only see something mu…
@moylecroft Thank you for thinking of me.
@melbomartin Yes, the phone apps keep reverting to “For you†instead of “Followingâ€. It’s very annoying.
It’s a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today although there’s a little breeze currently. pic.twitter.com/QG0cvEAc9M
@FrKarlSinclair “Hate†is such a strong word. :(
Sunday. Your childish enthusiasm is heartwarming but oh so annoying. Try to bring a mature approach to your challen… https://t.co/Os3LYZZbdu
Rule 34. pic.twitter.com/KS5W0tcUV0
@brentspargo The likes I’ve punched in are not representative of my whole music taste range though. I’ve only start… https://t.co/T4impDEr2X
@brentspargo This probably works, my likes plus random recommendations, but no I have not selected lossless. https://t.co/3bjfK0IBZC
@LukeCostin To be fair, that’s kinda true. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! pic.twitter.com/9qPDz3KPdY
Sneak preview: My special guest on a forthcoming episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast is ChatGpic.twitter.com/7uNbm90rK30rK3
Hahaha oh dear. pic.twitter.com/GFohmzu6U0
RT @BennettArron: Oh it’s sadly worse than that https://t.co/KRO7bqJ9hJ
Google Translate tells me the title is “Sleepwalker Countryâ€.
Apple Music has been sending me down an East Asian indie rock rabbit-hole lately, and I am not complaining.
Now playing: OHAN, 夢éŠè€…國度 https://t.co/YOtAJ9h9hv
The more I listen to this song the more I love it. He’s from Taiwan.
@EllenHrebeniuk Lol no rush. Nominations close 8 March.
ElmerRudd @RonniSalt How clever the IPAA — managed to get a group photo of all the #RobodebtRC witnesses 4 years ago pic.twitter.com/v956o10jMt
@GJosephRoche I didn’t read the rest of the thread. I just saw this one tweet and immediately thought of the song.
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout.
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:… https://t.co/wX0a6zy47Z
I see that Kerbal Space Program 2 is out in “early access†so that’s a thing. https://t.co/RI7PbUTh6T
@JustJimWillDo Sure.
@annie_parker Ah yes, the not-quite-holiday. :)
Gosh Kylie has let herself go. pic.twitter.com/2fTlIPvH71
@annie_parker Lol writs haven’t even been issued yet. :)
28 sleeps until the NSW state election.
@Bibbitybobbit13 I wouldn’t be at all surprised. They’re smart.
@jennylmackinnon @ianbfarquhar Seems there’s a lot of it about.
@Bibbitybobbit13 Yep. I’m tracking its activity for a few days so we can then plan the delivery of a cage trap that… https://t.co/ig9kj3MI4x
@derekbradley Fortunately one of the neighbours down. the road is already supplying them, which is why the fox hunt is ramping up.
Focks! I put out the cameras out again last night and, yes. pinged a fox first time. #fox pic.twitter.com/AyzmuK7Kpe
@Ng88Mr Nah, I’m not one for big-crowd events of any kind. I have other, more philosophical complaints, but it’s to… https://t.co/8D4ytOuCgp
@ianbfarquhar Ouch. Yeah that’s no good. Fortunately I can kick off with some low-intensity document proofreading a… https://t.co/0QqwVyYgcf
@ianbfarquhar Same thing, yes. Fortunately I have a bunch of things which will fit that category.
@_midofo_ Yeah voiceovers are harder than most people think.
@AndrewRJamieson It’s the only sensible option.
Sat plan: Slow start with the usual chores plus some laundry; poke at whichever work-related loose ends seem least… https://t.co/j6REM2nvKv
It’s mostly sunny in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/FpIGoXx0YB
Saturday. Your world is a pond and you are a tadpole. Beware the axolotl of your metaphor. Take photographs. Smile.… https://t.co/yklYDDDYJb
margarethodge At least when Liz Truss was Prime Minister there were fresh vegetables to measure her time in office.
MrMichaelSpicer Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest. pic.twitter.com/RT1wheA3XY
@JustJimWillDo I get the feeling that this series might get to that.
@JustJimWillDo So am I.
Would you like a 20-minute documentary about the earliest history of spreadsheets?
“The Story of VisiCalc†https://t.co/8JaCrOt0Xt
This week’s AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Fear, loathing and deranged bullsh!t†and it’s free to re… https://t.co/HnRk2CgUI1
@JustJimWillDo That’s the fellow.
@JustJimWillDo Also, “It’s only a model.â€
RT @CovertShores: In case you missed it
First look at #Chinese XLUUV design. Few details available but analysis points to much larger pro…
hardmaru “Baby carriage designed by Jony Ive at Apple”
#StableDiffusion2 #AIart pic.twitter.com/rLvB1fo4T2
@Level20EastGuy Movie. Here’s the trailer. https://t.co/em1orcFov8
NEW BLOG POST: “Digital developments from Canberra 26†https://t.co/3yJFECGi9x
After two and a half years, the gov… https://t.co/YvHAWD1tUS
RT @AdrianRMG: Unbelievably I am the new voice of the London Underground announcements. Thank you such @TfL for making this happen :) https…
RT @HartWexford: Having two people https://t.co/eCHHK83dWm
RT @edwereddie: 2,300-Year-Old Plush Bird from the Altai Mountains of Siberia (c.400-300 BCE): this artifact was crafted with a felt body a…
@kcarruthers Aloud or to themselves? And the number of words would be a more useful measure. Also, what is their reason for reading it?
baaaadscience All the phlogiston that has ever been created is still on Earth today.
@HartWexford Are you sure that’s not rushing it?
We finally have the government response to the Senate review of the mandatory data retention regime, the report of… https://t.co/OuIK3NSsVZ
“Recruitment starts for the High Speed Rail Authority†https://t.co/UPH8YNd7mG
“Australia’s high-speed rail should be rolled out in small stages with Sydney to Canberra first, experts say,†for… https://t.co/bzY45i9knw
RT @CaseyNewton: Slack is gone, Jira is busted, and other woes inside Elon Musk’s Twitter. From @ZoeSchiffer and me
https://t.co/y4DoJKeGiâ…
@jfm92870773 I love excursions like that.
RT @mattgreencomedy: Keir Starmer’s Five Missions! https://t.co/ocJLuvSbV1
Fri plan: I’d kept the day relatively free in case I had post-vaccination fatigue, but in fact I feel no worse than… https://t.co/3WoiViZ7K8
It’s a cloudy day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/vi592WQcpq
Friday. Is a cycle ending, or is a cycle beginning? Is Time a circle or a spiral or a series of loops? How Loopy is… https://t.co/KDVDeY3Sbb
@qoifoog I know that vibe. :)
@qoifoog Hah! As I have said to so many employees and contractors over the years, you are probably not the first pe… https://t.co/jgi1JY2YR9
@qoifoog It’s the full resource. Have fun!
RT @stilgherrian: @trentyarwood @markhumphries @cathywilcox1 That composite photo is from today’s promo email to people on my list. If I we…
RT @stilgherrian: Some of you here may not know my podcast, so I encourage you to look for “The 9pm Edict†in your podcast app. Or if you d…
RT @stilgherrian: The CONFIRMED DATE for the next Public House Forum recording and livestream is the afternoon of Sat 1 April at a pub in t…
RT @stilgherrian: The next special-guest episode of “The 9pm Edict†is with infectious diseases physician @trentyarwood. He’s been on the p…
RT @stilgherrian: HEY PODCAST FANS! I’ve locked in a few interesting episodes in the coming weeks and you, right here right now, are the ve…
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup From memory part of the “new†(probably a decade or more now) system wads t in… https://t.co/xw82i632DK
@qoifoog So the other day I stumbled across https://t.co/C2AT8vN5BP, “Obsessively documenting the international Tas… https://t.co/XBv7zZ6hmX
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Reminder: I have never served and have no idea what I’m taking about, Your Honour.
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup So we have RAN and RAAF represented, and my experience was from rubbing up aga… https://t.co/59VWPg8bhk
@_esther I’ve always appreciated it when spokespeople reveal their general level of competence.
This is true. I was in Penrith earlier but my iPhone’s location was showing as Lemongrove. Magical! https://t.co/TJtW7HSe4G
RT @TheShovel: “Too often we sympathise only with the person who was allegedly raped, and not the person who called her a lying cow†https:…
@_esther Counterpoint: No, never change.
I worked for the ABC in the 1980s and into the 1990s and this is exactly how Sydney publicity worked. https://t.co/g5wxps9toj
Rule 34. pic.twitter.com/aT1gvYrwod
RT @bryandawe_au: Poster design by bryan dawe, c. 1980s. it was rejected because “sydney publicity told me he had his back turned, you coul…
@JustJimWillDo Yeah that stuff swaps and changes all the time.
“The NSW govt has taken the extraordinary step of shutting down parliament early, potentially blocking Labor’s abil… https://t.co/TwaDiAtR22
@JustJimWillDo Indeed we are. And it’s my fault not nothing that computers and languages make you a very attractive… https://t.co/SYLt5urZuY
OK I take that back. “In mid-2022, he came out as a genderfluid trans woman and announced plans to get further surg… https://t.co/ztNIKC2ejf
@HartWexford Wow this is a hot mess. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oli_London
@HartWexford Well I guess we should be happy he’ll now make bank from this?
@JustJimWillDo Sorry, yes, I should’ve let him avoid all this old-people carry-on.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup That’s also an amusing* medal to hold. Nice work, I guess? Lol.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Oh I thought TS/C was Top Secret Compartmentalised, and then ALPHA through DELTA (and mo… https://t.co/HjZQC4IUru
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup And then there was that whole amusing* parallel system that… well never mind.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup That would be the old system? I know TS/C of course, not E, wondering if the D is what w… https://t.co/ukrwbxWrIJ
@HartWexford Sadly I think he may well have some challenges in his head, but yeah I seem to remember he went to Kor… https://t.co/S7FNqm9xpN
This is literally nothing to do with gender but sure, boy, let’s cash in on the cycle of politics. What a fuckin’ f… https://t.co/31myhqeFdl
RT @capybaroness: it’s crazy how this guy wasn’t even transgender he’s the guy who got all the surgeries to look korean. “detransitioning”…
@BeerRabbi @NoContextBrits Sounds about right lol.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Does it? I don’t know that one.
@BeerRabbi @NoContextBrits That’s so, so sweet. Someone did say they thought I was a racoon but they were also on a… https://t.co/RTXWwp1cUI
@SuperCroup You mean “the phone book�
@SuperCroup And I’m liking that “Dinosaurs!†has an exclamation mark. That’s classy.
@SuperCroup This is all awesome stuff. Spookland will want to have a quiet chat with you.
NoContextBrits The empire strikes back. pic.twitter.com/yaoJrAP1xo
@digital_steve 5th.
#purpletrain again.
@juhasaarinen That’s right.
It’s pleuting in Penruff.
@jjjove Excellent. I shall await orders.
@vbhvsgr I am getting mixed reviews since I mentioned this, so I’m guessing that once again individuals’ experiences vary wildly.
@iyalode43 I’ll have to remember that tactic. :)
@rustyalex2 Not yet. This vaccine is rubbish.
@jfm92870773 I’m resisting the temptations of Pamfers.
Mission Accomplished. Awaiting improved 5G reception. pic.twitter.com/R2N2MiJPcw
@oberonsghost Clearly I was not their contact.
Penruff.
Spotted earlier, a yellow-tailed black cockatoo. pic.twitter.com/YZmLc3UuQQ