Soap Glamour Pussy

OK, I had dinner with Snarky Platypus earlier tonight, and on the beer coaster in my pocket it says: soap glamour pussy. Apparently this was very important. Explanations please.

Which rant? Can’t pick!

With no time or inspiration for my own creativity today, I thought I’d just point to someone else’s rantings. But I can’t pick! Which of these best fits the mood of the day?

Gaping Void catroon: Just because I'm no longer angry at you doesn't mean your ability to piss me off has lessened

As background, I should mention that Sydney had 50mm of rain last night, it’s cold, there’s now a slight leak in the office ceiling and I’m tired.

10 phrases guaranteed to annoy

According to a survey done at SpeakStrong, these are the 10 most offensive phrases you can use in oral or written communication (in America, presumably).

  • I’m done with you.
  • I don’t care.
  • I couldn’t care less.
  • If you say so.
  • I’m just a clerk.
  • Bite me.
  • Whatever.
  • What’s your problem?
  • It’s not my job.
  • Shut up.

Thanks to Connected Content for the pointer and further suggestions.