Is there such a word as “wankworthy”? If not, I reckon there should be, don’t you?
Julie, I want to make you a star (in a Samantha Fox kind of way)
Julie… Julie Bishop, they just don’t appreciate you. I know they make fun of you on Facebook. But I think you’re a neo-con sex kitten.
And you know, when I linked to Samantha Fox singing Touch Me last week, that was just to make a joke about Andrew P Street. That was just me trying to be clever. I realise now that was so immature. Andrew means nothing to me. I’ve realised the truth — you’re as sexy as Samantha Fox ever was!
Julie… Julie Bishop, I don’t ever want anyone except you. Samantha Fox is just a cheap slut. Those lyrics… I can’t hear them now without thinking of you!
Like a tramp in the night
I was begging you
To treat my body like you wanted to
Those left-wing bastards at Crikey just make fun of you too. Unforgiveable! You have to meet George W Bush this week, you have to look your best, and they said:
New tie for Alexander Downer we expect! Julie Bishop combs her Safeway for the required 15 cans of Cedel.
Julie, they just don’t appreciate your beauty like I do. I know I write for Crikey sometimes but that doesn’t mean I share their narrow views.
Julie, will you be my neo-con sex kitten? Please?
Dom Knight on Joey’s E bust
Dom Knight of The Chaser has written an interesting column about retired rugby player Andrew Johns’ arrest for ecstasy possession. Nice to see someone using some rationality.
“Every parent’s nightmare”
I’m guessing the folks at The Bulletin magazine wish they’d thought longer before adding this tag to the front cover this week.
Even more troubling when you remember this week’s news and Mr Jones’… erm, incident.
Michael Jackson dead!
No, not that freak from Neverland who once made cool music. Michael Jackson “The Beer Hunter” died at his home in London on Thursday from Parkinson’s Disease. Jackson had the good sense to acknowledge Coopers Sparkling Ale as one of the three finest beers on this planet. Ciao, comrade. The Beerhunter website has fallen over under the load.