Julie… Julie Bishop, they just don’t appreciate you. I know they make fun of you on Facebook. But I think you’re a neo-con sex kitten.
And you know, when I linked to Samantha Fox singing Touch Me last week, that was just to make a joke about Andrew P Street. That was just me trying to be clever. I realise now that was so immature. Andrew means nothing to me. I’ve realised the truth — you’re as sexy as Samantha Fox ever was!
Julie… Julie Bishop, I don’t ever want anyone except you. Samantha Fox is just a cheap slut. Those lyrics… I can’t hear them now without thinking of you!
Like a tramp in the night
I was begging you
To treat my body like you wanted to
Those left-wing bastards at Crikey just make fun of you too. Unforgiveable! You have to meet George W Bush this week, you have to look your best, and they said:
New tie for Alexander Downer we expect! Julie Bishop combs her Safeway for the required 15 cans of Cedel.
Julie, they just don’t appreciate your beauty like I do. I know I write for Crikey sometimes but that doesn’t mean I share their narrow views.
Julie, will you be my neo-con sex kitten? Please?
15 Replies to “Julie, I want to make you a star (in a Samantha Fox kind of way)”
Here is my angry comment demanding that I deserve credit for initially identifying the Julie Bishop/Sam Fox resemblance! (as well as making the neo-con sex kitten comment)
@Snarky Platypus: You’re right. I never would have found my true love without you. But noticing that Julie is a neo-con sex kitten? No, you are not the first. Far from it.
i would LOVE to see Julia on stage at the countdown spectacular 2 concerts – now that would be a hoot!
did someone mention similar zipper positions on the two ladies???
ahhh Juilie, Julie Julie my Julie….
Hey, even naughty girls need love too!
@robbie and Rhys: Welcome! In that early Sunday morning blur, when you’re not quite properly awake, you can flip between looking at a photo of Julie and that photo of Samantha and the two just kind of merge in your mind. The rhythm of the song matches the rhythm of your hand — and it feels so so good.
Anyway I’d better have a shower now.
Tut tut tut! ;0
I will only go see Julie Bishop if she’s on at The Enmore Theatre… or maybe The Metro in town.
did u see the tits on her !!! omg
i;d wreck this chick
Funny as well (I thought so, anyway) on GNW the other week — gave out the snarky comments, took a few back, all in good humour… reminds of Amanda Vanstone in that respect….
And the hair…
Not big ugly, like Bishop’s was / is, but big in a sexy sort of way.
I’ll stop now, before I get too carried away.
PS.. You do know you’re unworthy of her don’t you ? Keyboards at dawn, for the right to stalk her .. name the date and place!
Sam Fox needs new pants.
@martin english: Oh, I didn’t mean to ignore your comment. I must’ve missed it. Perhaps I will take up your challenge. Stand by.
@Dean: There are those who’d disagree with your comment… Perhaps Sam Fox’s pants are perfect just as they are.
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