A complete archive of my tweets is now online at stilgherrian.com/twitter. It’s browseable. It’s searchable. It’s updated every hour at one minute past the hour. And it’s made possible by Twitter Nest by Andy Graulund @graulund and, for importing the archive, @tralafiti. Enjoy.
Guilty of being a teenager in a public place [blogjune04]
Earlier this evening, Channel TEN journalist Hayden Nelson tweeted this news clipping, and oh how we laughed. But beyond the laughter, there’s something quite sinister here.
This item appears to be from one of the Murdochland local suburban papers, and it reads:
Mosman police were patrolling Rawson Park on Friday night, May 30, when they spotted two teenage males standing in the darkness at about 10.30pm. Police deemed it to be suspicious and thought they may have been there to consume alcohol or drugs. The 18-year-olds stated that they were just hanging out and eating lollies. After a search nothing was found but red frogs in their pockets. The pair were moved on from the area by the officers.
I know that the Sydney North Shore suburb of Mosman is a separate planet from the rest of human society, but I seem to recall that when I was 18 years old, some time shortly before the last of the mammoths died out, the local park was about the only place you could go for a private conversation with your mates about… well, life.
Home was obviously out, because your parents were there. Shopping malls were closing, and in any event you can’t just hang around in the mall without buying something. The same goes for pubs and cafés. Not everyone can afford to buy endless beverages, even in Mosman.
The increasing privatisation of public space is a problem. You can’t just walk around the Sydney Harbour Foreshore, for example, without coming under the management of the Sydney Harbour Foreshore Authority and their arbitrary rules enforced by private security guards.
The privatisation of public space even has its own story category at The Guardian.
The roads have been turned over to traffic, not people. What seats you can find to sit on are part of JCDecaux’s advertising empire masquerading as bus shelters, sited right at the edge of the road where their hoardings can be seen, rather than set back from the kerb so you can hear yourself think.
No, the local park is the place for a quiet chat about the hell of growing into adulthood.
“Hanging around” is precisely what public parks are for — and if that’s “in the darkness” it’s because the local council is either stingy with the lighting budget, or understands that it’s not actually healthy for the night to be lit up like a football stadium.
Actually no. It’s “in the darkness” because, der, that’s what happens at nighttime.
Maybe there’s more to this story than meets the eye. But as it’s reported, it seems like these two lads were “deemed to be suspicious” simply because they were teenagers outside after dark, and were asked to move on for no valid reason whatsoever, other than to cover the police officers’ embarrassment with having interfered with people going about their lawful business. And that’s wrong.
[Update 5 June 2014, 0805 AEST: In a comment below I’ve written about the law that apparently applies in this situation. It reinforces my view that what happened here was just plain wrong.]
[This is one of 30 daily posts I’m writing during Blogjune. See them all under the tag blogjune, or subscribe to the RSS feed.]
A loving profile of Tony Abbott [blogjune03]
Following my comments about Prime Minister Tony Abbott yesterday, this video profile of Abbott by American TV host John Oliver on Last Week Tonight seems a suitable counterpoint.
Tony Abbott – Last Week Tonight by Syd07
Besides, I’ve written enough today, namely two pieces related to Apple’s announcements, one for Crikey and one for ZDNet Australia.
[This is one of 30 daily posts I’m writing during Blogjune. See them all under the tag blogjune, or subscribe to the RSS feed.]
Tone-Deaf Abbott no statesman, never will be [blogjune02]
“At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we are open for business,” tweeted @bernieb last night, adding, “As I stand here on Anzac Cove, I’m reminded of just how terrible a place Australia was before I became Prime Minister.” An utterly crass scenario, no?
@bernieb’s scenario is fictional, but it precisely mirrors the tone-deaf pollution of a D-Day Commemoration message with grubby day-to-day politics committed by Prime Minister Tony Abbott yesterday.
My reaction was to groan rather than laugh. but there was plenty of laughter to be had watching the Prime Minister’s Office (PMO) go into damage control.
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Weekly Wrap 208: Mysterious productivity as winter arrives
I don’t want to jinx this, but my week of Monday 26 May to Sunday 1 June 2014 was yet another productive one. That makes it seven or eight solid weeks in a row. This pleases me. I jut wish I knew why it was happening, so I can make sure it keeps on happening.
That said, I haven’t had much of a social life in there. Maybe that needs to change. But for the time being, well, as the proverb says, “Make hay while this sun shines.”
Podcasts
- “The 9pm Caltrain”, being episode 25 of The 9pm Edict. It’s also available on SoundCloud.
Articles
- To win the cloud, remember George Westinghouse, ZDNet Australia, 27 May 2014. This is based on thoughts triggered by Zach Nelson, chief executive officer of NetSuite, when we were talking to him in San Jose in May.
- Cash in by cleaning up the Internet of Messy Things, ZDNet Australia, 30 May 2014.
Media Appearances
- On Wednesday I spoke about Wikipedia and self-diagnosis of medical problems on 1395 FIVEaa Adelaide.
- On Thursday we recorded this week’s Download This Show, on which I spoke about Facebook, and Apple versus Android, and stuff.
- Download This Show also spawned a video, in which I spoke about Apple versus Android.
- On Thursday evening I spoke about Facebook’s audio snooping on Channel TEN’s The Project.
- On Saturday, very early, I spoke about various internet security issues on ABC Radio Overnights across Australia.
5at5
Another full week this week. But why don’t you subscribe to 5at5, and then I don’t need to keep telling you about it.
- 5at5 number 54, 26 May 2013.
- 5at5 number 55, 26 May 2013.
- 5at5 number 56, 28 May 2013.
- 5at5 number 57, 29 May 2013.
- 5at5 number 58, 30 May 2013.
Geekery
- I refurbished the website for my until-now-dormant business Skank Media, intending it to be an umbrella for my various media projects. I’ve integrated payment processor Stripe as well as membership management service Memberful. Both were completely painless, and now you can subcribe to The 9pm Edict or make a one-off tip.
Corporate Largesse
- On Thursday I went to the launch of Kaspersky Lab’s new product, Kaspersky Security for Virtualization Light Agent, namely a dinner at the ECQ Bar at the Pullman Quay Grand Hotel, Circular Quay. There was food and drink, of course, and we were all given a Kaspersky-branded coffee mug, pen and hard-backed notebook, plus the mandatory USB memory stick containing the media assets. I got back to my hotel through the magic of Kapersky’s Cabcharge account.
The Week Ahead
On Monday I’ll be working on an ebook project, and on Tuesday I’ll be writing about whatever Apple announces and then planning out the rest of June.
The exact order of play for the rest of the week will depend on cashflows, but it’ll include writing something for ZDNet Australia, finishing off the ebook, sorting out online sales for same, and finding some more revenue for my podcasts for June.
The weekend is a long one, for the Queen’s Birthday, so I will probably be in Sydney, though I’m open to suggestions.
[Photo: Departing Sydney Central on the 1621 to Lithgow , photographed on 30 May 2014 through the train window.]
Blogjune, yes, but why? [blogjune01]
I’ve never been much of a joiner. I don’t play nice with other children. Well, more them with me, the vicious little bastards. But I’ve joined Constance Wiebrands’s Blogjune project this year anyway. I suspect it was a stupid decision.
“What the fuck did you sign up to that for,” screams my alleged professional side.
“You’ve got leads for paying work you could follow up. But no, you’re pissing away time on things like 5at5. You did an episode of Corrupted Nerds this week, which doesn’t have any income yet, when you’d already been paid to do another episode of The 9pm Edict in May and you only just managed to sneak that in before midnight last night. What’s wrong with you?”
