Dom Knight of The Chaser has written an interesting column about retired rugby player Andrew Johns’ arrest for ecstasy possession. Nice to see someone using some rationality.
“Every parent’s nightmare”
I’m guessing the folks at The Bulletin magazine wish they’d thought longer before adding this tag to the front cover this week.

Even more troubling when you remember this week’s news and Mr Jones’… erm, incident.
Michael Jackson dead!
No, not that freak from Neverland who once made cool music. Michael Jackson “The Beer Hunter” died at his home in London on Thursday from Parkinson’s Disease. Jackson had the good sense to acknowledge Coopers Sparkling Ale as one of the three finest beers on this planet. Ciao, comrade. The Beerhunter website has fallen over under the load.
Friday childish humour

This is really pathetic, I know. But when I received this invoice from a supplier this afternoon I just had to laugh. And then share it with you.
A Night of Politics: grubby, grubby…
The entire evening was filled with politics yesterday and the chafing this morning is quite painful and I learned a lot.
Christian Kerr, the national affairs editor for Crikey, was promoting his book “in conversation with” Antony Green, the thinking woman’s crumpet — a combination too good to miss! We went for dinner afterwards.
I didn’t realise I’ve actually met Christian before, until he saw me. “I know you,” he said. “You were the first person to play me I Like It Both Ways with Shaun Micaleff at 5UV.” I have no recollection of this event, Your Honour. However Christian recalled sufficient details for me to be convinced the event probably did happen. Somewhere. He knew certain obscure hand gestures. Stop asking questions.
In a preview of the federal election and subsequent conversation I learned:
- Christian thinks that the election won’t be fought over industrial relations, as many pundits are saying, but over the economy. It’ll be about the Howard government’s “sound economic management” (as they describe it) versus the It’s Time factor.
- Unless something changes, it will be a Labor victory. For all the talk of “the polls are all over the place,” Antony Green says this is the most consistent series of polls he’s ever seen.
- There is a Big Yabby in Alexander Downer‘s electorate, at Goolwa, which is symbolic somehow.
- Malcolm Turnbull could still win the federal seat of Wentworth thanks to his Fabulousness Factor.
- No-one seems to understand why John Howard won’t support gay-related issues. And I’ve just finished reading his biography — nothing there gives a clue either.
- Mattresses.
- Iguanadons.
Now where’s that moisturiser…?
Moonbase Krakow
No, this isn’t something from Thunderbirds, but a new radio studio complex in Krakow, Poland. Thanks Richard.

