An old friend has just informed me that the most toxic fart he’s ever experienced was produced by a combination of Guinness and Twisties. I thought you should know.
Word-whore. I write 'em. I talk 'em. Information, politics, media, and the cybers. I drink. I use bad words. All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!
One Reply to “Most toxic fart”
I love this sort of trivial rubbish.
One day some snickering undergraduate is going to compile a well-written, well-researched book on this very subject, my friends. It will be a hilarious polemic on social conventions and etiquette across the entire social spectrum, covering every conceivable food group and beverage combination. I only hope I’ll be there to publish it. It will sit handsomely on the bookshop shelf next to my planned hilarious polemic on AFL footballer haircuts.
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