Alaskan Doug Tweedie has found moderately hilarious material which purports to be from Qantas “gripe sheets” — problem reports filed by pilots at the end of each flight, which are then reviewed by the maintenance engineers.
Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineer: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineer: Evidence removed.
There’s plenty more.
A shame he can’t spell Qantas.