Oh dear, it’s a caption competition, Fiona and Ben!

What is wrong with this picture? Here’s me, Sex Party and Eros Association representative Fiona Patten, and Fairfax technology journalist and editor Ben Grubb at the Internet Industry Association’s Harbour Nautical Policy Party last Thursday afternoon.

I reckon we should have a competition for the best caption. Entries in the comments below, please, and they closes 5pm this Friday 9 December 2011 Sydney time. We’ll choose the winner between us. Somehow. Stop asking me questions.

I suppose I should think of a prize.

If you need more details to inspire you, zoom in or look at the original uncropped image.

Maybe Ben can be the prize.

No, I think that’s illegal.

Does someone have a prize?

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  1. EnGy’s avatar

    404 when I try and get the uncropped version. What sneaky things are they doing just out of the shot? I need to know!

    1. EnGy’s avatar

      Also. I have no funny caption to add.

      Just something about playing stink finger with the Sex Party, and I’m not sure that’s appropriate.

    2. Stilgherrian’s avatar

      @EnGy: Oops, that little problem has been fixed now. Also, the link to the uncropped image works.

    3. Benno Rice’s avatar


    4. Andrew Finkelde’s avatar

      Shit….he really does look like Justin Beiber!

    5. Bob Bain’s avatar


    6. glengyron’s avatar

      “If it wasn’t for that battery compartment, I wouldn’t even have known it was one of your toys Fiona.”

      “I know!”

    7. 'Pong’s avatar

      Ben: I’m the goddess and you all know that.
      Fiona: I need another drink, seriously!
      Stilgherrian: I want he’s wearing.

    8. Kathy Reid’s avatar

      “Patten gets a Grubby pattin’ at nauti party”

    9. Eric TF Bat’s avatar

      “I love your Justin Bieber RealDoll, Fiona, but do you honestly think he’ll win in Fred’s electorate?”

    10. Stilgherrian’s avatar

      Oh I’m actually quite liking these suggested captions. I don’t know about anyone else. Anyway, I’ll think of a suitable prize tomorrow. Meanwhile keep them coming!

      1. 'Pong’s avatar

        The prize should be the photo itself printed and framed in gelded raspberry ornament, no, it should be with sea-breeze shellfish decoration.

      2. Bob Bain’s avatar

        A suitable prize would be “The Solution to Stil’s Script Challenge” sent in a brown paper envelope.

        To those who haven’t a clue what this means the challenge would be to find out what “Stil’s Script Challenge” is.

      3. glengyron’s avatar

        Ben: If you come home you can see my collection of furry tails and we can Yiff the night away.

        Fiona: I’d like that very much.

        Stilgherrian: ‽‽‽

        1. Cody’s avatar

          *Decloaks* Don’t try to convince me that Stil doesn’t know what yiff is. *Recloaks*

          1. Stilgherrian’s avatar

            Yes, yes, I know what yiff is. And I said so on The 9pm Edict last night.

          2. Benno Rice’s avatar

            Is that an iPad in your pocket or just the Queensland Police?

          3. Matt Tett’s avatar

            Ben : “I didn’t do it”
            Stil : “Oh, Yes you did ! I was there”

          4. Andrew M’s avatar

            I see you, shaking my ass

          5. Tom’s avatar

            Benno wins.

          6. JP’s avatar

            Are you even old enough to be on this boat

          7. Glen Roberts’s avatar

            “my god man! you have a tribble on your head!”

          8. JP’s avatar

            Stil: Fuck off she’s mine

          9. Scott Pettet’s avatar

            Suddenly, the President of the pocket billiards association realised he was at the wrong Christmas party…

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