On a beautifully rainy morning, a raindrop becomes part of a metaphor in my horoscope from Astrology.com.
Have you ever stood too close to a painting or a photograph? Here you thought you were looking at a drop of rain, but when you back up, you realize it’s the entire ocean. Take that perspective on your life now.
Yes, you. Now.
Um, yes Miss.
Back later.
“Have you ever stood too close to a painting or a photograph? Here you thought you were looking at a drop of rain, but when you back up, you realize it’s the entire ocean.”
Yes.
Then I realised I was on acid.
(not an untrue anecdote)
Best ever pisstake of astrology I saw was in ‘Viz’, with its ‘Weather According To Your Stars’.
‘Capricorns can expect a sunny day with blue skies, but Geminis will receive heavy rainfall and strong winds….’