love – Stilgherrian

01 February 201525 January 2019

The 9pm I can’t believe it’s not January

Photograph of broken Zoom H1 recorder

This episode of The 9pm Edict is important. Every single piece of information is vital to our national security. You must help protect our way of life. Listen closely, and observe all safety precautions.

It’s so long since the last episode, we’ve already celebrated the birthday of gentle Baby Jesus. It’s a brand new year, but we’ve got the same old Crusader Rabbit as Prime Minister.

In this podcast there’s talk of terrorism, broadband, Space Lizards, the Brandis Ham, and much more.

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The Google oracle

Thanks to a post at The Inquisitr, I’ve found a whole new way to waste time: letting Google suggest the questions we should be asking.

Screenshot of Google asking "Why does he..."

Just start type in the first part of a question, like “Why does he…”, and Google tells you what’s important to people.

Why does he do that?
Why does he ignore me?
Why does he like me?
Why does he love me?
Why does he cheat?
Why does he push me away?
Why does he lie?
Why does he stare at me?
Why does he text instead of call?
Why does he hurt me?

Screenshot of Google asking "Why does she..."

Asking the same question about females gets a similar-but-different result.

Why does she stay lyrics?
Why does she stay ne yo?
Why does she ignore me?
Why does she cheat?
Why does she stay lyrics neo?
Why does she love me?
Why does she like me?
Why does she lie?
Why does she play hard to get?
Why does she stay youtube?

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