Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 7th, 2008

@ssharwood Honestly, NSW Labor never grew out of the secret clubs we all invented in primary school, and are managed almost as competently.

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@neerav Actually, Stephenson is OK but I wish he’d stop writing like he’s paid by the kilogram and has to include every fact he’s ever read.

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@neerav No, Neal Stephenson is too tall, bald, and has an ugly beard.

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@ssharwood Oh? Gutters? I had you pegged for another vital ministry. I’d hoped to think of something witty by the end of this tweet, but no.

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@mpesce Your tweet “@stilgherrian Mmmm. Snack foods.” is a perfect example re that NYT article, BTW. http://snurl.com/3nt07

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RT @mpesce: “You will *all* want to be reading the NYT article “Brave New World of Digital Intimacy” - http://snurl.com/3nt07” 100% agreed.

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@alexschlotzer If you were live blogging elections then you’re either fun to follow or mad (or both). Saw your name in @neerav’s tweet.

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Excellent. Back online less than 5 minutes and already offending people. We’re off to a great start.

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@jackienopants “must do washing…alas…can’t be fucked”? Oh, well you might as well do the washing then. [ducks]

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I heard somewhere that I’m NSW’s new Minister for Health, is that right? Or maybe it was Gaming and Racing, Religious Affairs & Snack Foods.

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Reconnecting to the grid. Ow, that hurt a bit. Gently next time, OK? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me?

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Spring is certainly here. The sulphur-crested cockatoos are back in their favourite morning screech-tree.

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Mon plan: I like Mondays to be a desk / planning / paperwork day to ease into the week. It looks like this’ll work. Evening empty.

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@hortovanyi Nah nuclear weapons are appropriate at any hour. I do like the Starfish prime cocktail parties.

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@DJPoyner Hmmm… The NYT piece worked without registration yesterday. [shrugs] Still, registration is free. They just wanna get intimate.

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Cheering myself up by watching nuclear weapons tests http://is.gd/2kul Why don’t we do stuff like Starfish Prime any more? http://is.gd/2kus

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@andrewbarnett @chieftech You cannot fool me with your tricky physics or cunning pyschology.

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Emerges. It is, I observe, Monday. I am, I observe, unmotivated. The day is, I observe, cold. I should stop observing, lest it become worse.

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And now, sated by 3 of the Seven Satednesses I must, like a python just consumed a pig, lie dormant and, perhaps later, shed my skin. [exit]

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@DaveOMullane I have been waiting since 1997, I think.

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@plasmaegg You should also thank @mpesce for the NYT link. Possible also the author for writing it and his employer for paying him to do so.

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This food had better fucking well arrive soon or, convenient bank vault or no, there WILL be trouble.

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@kcarruthers Yes, “grew up on a dairy farm” was a typo too. It should have read “need to stuff your dismembered corpse into a drum of acid”.

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@kcarruthers@stilgherrian is from sadelaide where manners are ingested with mother’s milk”: should I mention I grew up on a dairy farm? ;)

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@lewellyn @kerryank I am really, really sorry I started this whole conversation now. Please go back to whatever you were doing.

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As an aside (I hope!), @ApostrophePong’s latest video art is now online. http://is.gd/2jvP Worth following the link to higher-res version.

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@Nickhodge How old were you, exactly, when your parents explained the etiquette of masturbating with food?

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If one is forced to choose between a carrot and a zucchini, choose the carrot. More durable. [nods]

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@kcarruthers @Nickhodge For some reason my evil side is compelled to ask, “Is it wrong to masturbate while eating room-service food?” Is it?

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@willhughes I should also say that the potato is fried in a wok, not the deep-fryer, so not as nasty as it could be.

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@willhughes The sautéed potato is from Fine Red Corner, a Thai / chicken / salad place on Enmore Rd. However I decided on Indian.

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“Sautéed potato: Deep-fry potato with bacon, fried onion, salt and pepper.” So wrong, but so very, very right.

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Hmmm… I can order dinner via phone or internet, but I’ll still have to get out of bed to open the door. Logistics FAIL.

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@ssharwood I’m sometimes tempted to go into politics to “fix things” but I doubt that I’m enough of a lying, malicious cunt.

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