Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 20th, 2008

Grrr! You don’t have reasons “around” things, you have reasons “for” things! And you NEVER use “space” after that! Idiot buzzwords!

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@SnarkyPlatypus “I have come to the conclusion that a fair few people fail at life quite badly.” Picking on me again! [slaps!]

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@docbaty I think I’ll be joining you for that single malt as soon as I can escape the audio recording.

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@mediajorge Sheep are ALWAYS scared. It’s their natural state. They have known Mankind for a long time.

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@mediajorge I’m not sure which is more scary… that I am finding the sheep attractive to start with, or that you agree with me. ;)

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I’m starting to like my sheep avatar. In fact I’m starting to like it quite a lot. Would you like to come a little closer, little sheep?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, I’m providing a live stream of the conference… can you or someone else provide a live stream of the world outside?

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@limburger2001 @RozP Glad to know the world’s still happening outside. ;)

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@Reemski Are you in the room at or watching the stream?

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@ericscheid Best use of Twitter ever, yes! DM your coffee orders thru before the session ends, to avoid the queue. Genuis!

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For those of you who can see the sky, what is it like outside in Sydney? Why must hotel conference rooms be windowless, airless boxes?

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RT @MissRFTC Dating a deaf guy would finally give me the freedom to explore some really nasty dirty talk w/out fear of freaking the guy out

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Streaming live from Oz-IA/2008 Information Architecture conference and in the post-lunch sloth at http://stilgherrian.com/…

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The Nokia Morph video Steve Baty just played is at http://is.gd/1rt

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@eskimo_sparky Wow! “Hamel and Prahalad”. You can foretell teh futurez! I AM IN AWE!

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Thank fuck that @ericsheid organised a real barista for this gig.

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Streaming live from the Oz-IA/2008 Information Architecture conference at http://stilgherrian.com/…

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@TheMarketerAus Sorry, I can’t do anything for you about Telstra’s ADSL architecture. Outside my responsibility field. ;)

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@chris23 Well, the sheep’s face is handy for interacting with really special people. ;)

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Streaming live from the Oz-IA/2008 Information Architecture conference at http://stilgherrian.com/…

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We now have video as well as quality audio streaming live from Oz-IA/2008 at http://stilgherrian.com/…

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@limburger2001 I’d never get a hug from The Free Hug Guy, just imagine all the backpacker diseases he’s carrying. Ewww! http://bit.ly/2ImW9l

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@eskimo_sparky Huh? I only said “fuck” 48 times? http://is.gd/j1Y Well fuck, me that’s fucking fucked, you fucker! Fucking hell! Fuck you!

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@eskimo_sparky [smirks] I only joined Twitter at the end of December, probably NYE. Now it’s an essential tool and psychological outlet.

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@Shaun_R Yes, the cab driver was awful. He wanted to blame everyone but himself for not knowing what was happening. “They’re idiots!”

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This is my 8000th tweet. You can all go fuck yourselves while I get a coffee. Have a nice day.

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Oz-IA/2008 program and speaker bios at http://is.gd/2JXM

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Our audio is much better today because we have a direct split from the mixing desk.

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On stage now: Shane Morris from Microsoft

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We are streaming LIVE (audio only for now) from Oz-IA/2008 Information Architecture conference at http://stilgherrian.com/…

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OK, we’re in, I’m set up, and we’re recording audio. Web feed as the next target.

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Cab drivers adds to his sins by almost running a red light, and coughing like a consumptive.

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We have signal in the tunnel!

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Will we have NextG reception in the Cross-City Tunnel? We find out very soon!

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Cab driver is not liking me telling him it’s his JOB to be aware of road closures. He’s acting like it’s TEH MYSTARY!!1!!

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@Fush We have (thankfully!) teh internetz and RTA maps in front of us now. We’re going for Cross-City Tunnel rather than south of Randwick.

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@ericsheid Our cab driver isn’t aware of the road closures. Navigation FAIL! Police on blocks haven’t been briefed. We’ll be very late. …

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The Sydney CBD is beautiful with on people in it. Shame I don’t have a neutron bomb.

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About to summon the Taxi of Transport and descend into Double Bay for Day Two of Oz-IA/2008. For my sins. http://is.gd/1u75

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I am not a “curmudgeon” you fucking prick, Eric! http://is.gd/2Tu9

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@jeffsonstein Oh it was warm night. The feline “request” consisted of bashing the screen door with his entire 6.5kg mass and HOWLING.

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I feel disgusting. I need some solitude to recharge. In an hour from now I’ll be in a conference room all day. This does not bode well.

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Emerges. And not for the first time this morning. Smoke (false) alarm 0430. Feline door state-change request 0500. Wrong alack clock 0530…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Are there photos of your friend losing it in the toilets? Enquiring minds need to know.

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OK, I’m on my way home in a cab with @ApostrophePong@funkycode has been discarded in the city.

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Some of the other tables are very rowdy. I didn’t know you could have a sake enema.

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Conference leads to Japanese steakhouse. Sake. Loud company. No blame.

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RT @dcw303: “There goes my idea for a global shipping business called “bipolar express”, then.” That, Sir, is full of WIN.

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@pixel8ted My rule: Never buy from any retailer with a mental illness reference in its name… crazy, mad, frenzy etc.

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@eskimo_sparky Domain name prices in .au: http://www.whatsinaname…. “Cheapest” isn’t always “best” o’course.

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@pixel8ted@Fush is having issues everywhere”? Well, yes, we all knew that… ;)

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OK, I’m tired, very tired, so I’m getting snappy. Odd that info architects make basic mistakes when presenting info to a LIVE group.

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No of course we can’t see the tiny, tiny thing on the screen from across the room.

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