Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 21st, 2008

Hand shakes, and a little light-headed.

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Oh. Whatever they are, they’re not birth control pills.

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@Shaun_R What I’m really hoping is that they’re birth control pills, ‘cos I don’t want a baby at this point in my life.

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Whatever they are, they taste funny.

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I just found 4 pills under the mixing desk. Wasn’t there a wedding reception in this room last night? What are these pills?

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@ashdonaldson What’s in it for you to tag? Your content’s visible in the conversation even if people aren’t following you.

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@ericsheild Official conference Wi-Fi isn’t doing DHCP. Fallen over.

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@ericsheid I can see the Fairchild6 access point OK, haven’t checked the login.

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@ericshied Wi-Fi broken? People may join the access point “danzig”, password “goldfish”, my NextG link. @ozia08

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@trib is to blame for the audio loss. ;) Plz be poking him with sticks during the lunch break.

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Mozart in the toilet cubicies FTW!

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oger Hudson now on stage, we’re streaming live from http://stilgherrian.com/… Entertaining Dr Who references!

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Kings Cross. Safe. Plz cancel police kthxbai.

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Martin Place. Mutter Man is gone. Every woman in this new carriage is wearing at least one pink garment, mostly polkadots.

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Town Hall station. Mutter Man is endlessly re-adjusting the headphöe plug, hand shaking. Grasping himsele thru his tracksuit pants.

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Entering City Loop tunnel. If no message in 15 mins, I’ve been stabbed by Mutter Man.

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Norman Vincent Peale’s “The Power of Positive Thinking”. I’m positive I’m surrounded by psychotics.

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Excellent. The guy on the train is muttering to his MP3 player. And not in a Secret Service kind of way. Indian woman reads her book aloud.

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There is gravity out here too. It’s a conspiracy.

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Oh fuck! WHO THE HELL PUT ALL THAT GRAVITY IN THE KITCHEN? It’s nearly a whole g in there! And it’s fucking inconvenient!

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Mon plan: 0900 site meeting Darlinghurst (I’ll be late); PM in office configuring computers & webby work; gym & dinn@SnarkyPlatypusPlatypus.

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@ericsheid You are to blame for everything, you hear me! Including an excellent conference.

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@limburger2001 I think you speall extortion “m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n-, don’t you? I know I do.

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Emerges. Monday? How can it be Monday already? I haven’t had two days of rest and relaxation? This can’t be right.

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OK, well I have to be in Darlinghurst at 0900 so you’ll all have to survive without me for a little while. [exit]

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@limburger2001 So let me get this right. I just have to show you video of something, and then you’ll crave it? Have you seen my home movies?

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@nwjerseyliz Glad you like my sense of humour. Most people seem to be either confused or disturbed by it. Many fail to tell when I’m joking.

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@PeterBlackQUT No, the sheep avatar is inspired by this blog post: http://is.gd/2OK9 However technollama is… yummy! http://is.gd/2UGS

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@mhawkins1970 @limburger2001 @plasmaegg Maybe I should’ve given the title of the video. Or posted a few pertinent excepts. ;)

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Home. So this is what my house looks like? Wow. Apparently we have cats.

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Double Bay has more arseholes than a 1973 leatherdaddy group sex video.

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Maybe the pills have worn off. Cunts.

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“Why spend half a day in a room?” Um, why spend A WHOLE GODDAM WEEKEND in a room? :P

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@ApostrophePong “NSW will allow two moms on a birth certificate. http://snurl.com/3scjy What about two dads?” Um, lack of a womb?

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High-energy physicists did invent the Web, after all, so no wonder http://arxiv.org is a leader.

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@JonoH Yes, @fabicus chose the restaurant well. Impressive food-throwing skills too, that chef. ;)

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@ApostrophePong and me watching the teppanyaki chef pour cocaine over the kitchen. Nice pic. http://is.gd/2UkP

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@trib Ta for link! “Media Re:public - What’s Broken in Journalism, and Can Citizen Media Help Fix It?” http://is.gd/2Uk5 More rant fodder!

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RT @RuthEllison: Photos from day 1 of Oz-IA/s008 conference at http://is.gd/2UjT

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@JonoH I like his first name AND his last name. And I love you too @JonoH

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@trib Oh I see, so “cultural value is, like, not making alarming noises in trees when you stroke little furry people? That’s giggly.

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He’s like a lovely little koala with no surliness or funny noises from the trees! Would he purr if I stroked him?

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Stephen Cox is such a cutie, I wanna give him a hug. He makes me smile.

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@trib I love the way you talk about language. You’re so clever. Do you want one of these pills I found under the mixing desk?

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Every time someone uses “around” as a preposition inappropriately I get all giggly and tingly inside.

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Microsoft is all sparkly and pretty and golden. Shane I love you.

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@Nickhodge You should see the chandeliers in this room, they’re all sparkly and pretty and golden.

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@ssharwood @trib @Nickhodge @pixelated @plamaegg @neerav I love you guys. I really love you. I love all my followers, you’re so cool.

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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

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@ericscheid I’d give you a kidney, you’re so nice, Eric. I love you.

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@neerav I don’t know what the pills are, I found them under the mixing desk today after the DJ used it last night.

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Wow I love you guys, I really love you. You’re so special. Gimme a hug, eh?

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The world is colourful and warm.

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We’re back streaming live from Oz-IA/2008 afternoon sessions. http://stilgherrian.com/…

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@limburger2001 HRT? Well, my nipples are kinda tingly now… It’s sort of… a nice feeling. Very nice.

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