Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 29th, 2008

@Nickhodge Did you say “sheepish looking men”? I AM ALL YOURS!

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@IanKath OTOH, with regards to our former state Premier… SEA CUCUMBER SEX FTW!!!1!!!!!!!

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@IanKath Yes, I do try to keep my sexual activities within the Order Mammalia. Generally speaking, I succeed.

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@barrysaunders I think almost ANYTHING could be on “Stilgherrian Live” this week. Anything. Sawadee krub, Khun Boonchoo. ;) [private joke]

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@JonathanPoh “Determined” is one way to describe me, yes. ;) Your mission is to think of 5 more adjectives.

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@crispynoodles I haven’t seen “Into the Wild”, but if there’s a dead moose I’m there!

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@spyjournal OK, I’m now following you because you mentioned Flock of Seagulls. There has to be a word for that.

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RT @facibus: “@NathanaelB tampons, dude, the pros use tampons for their molotov cocktails. Srsly :)” See! Useful life tips!

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@fulltimecasual “I only like it when I’m pretend scared”? You roller-coaster ghost-train toy! I’M THE REAL THING AND I’M TOO STRONG FOR YOU!

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@IanKath If you are going to video me and Sarah Palin then maybe I can skip the moose. There IS such a thing as erotic overload.

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@fulltimecasual I don’t want no Tina Fey fakery. I want the REAL Sarah Palin! And a moose. There MUST be a moose. Alive, dead, I don’t care.

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@pixel8ted No. No-one knows when Daylight Saving starts. It’s a state secret. Shoosh.

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SARAH PALIN I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! WITH EVERYONE WATCHING!

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@LacqueredStudio “So perhaps we could say all agitators need whisky?” Well, “whiskey” rather than “whisky”. A washing machine full of it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You have just convinced me. I simply MUST mind-meld with a pokie machine. Must.

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Maybe half an hour until the New Moon? Does the New Moon have bees? Or tigers? Enquiring minds need to know. Me too. I need to know.

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Has everyone met my friend, the Domain Controller? He has bees. And tigers. And wolves. And he is on YouTube like all tehy c00l kidz.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: “@stilgherrian It is a wolf. A wolf that is hungry. And you are actually listening to Duran Duran.” Why, Russell, why?

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@SilkCharm No, don’t put the Photon Group’s video on YouTube. Just link to it from everywhere and make them pay for their own bandwidth.

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Is that a bee? I’m sure it is a bee. It is a bee I see. Possibly a tiger. How can one tell the difference? Someone is listening to The Cure.

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@LacqueredStudio Hmmm… I’m not a poet nor a revolutionary, so I guess “just” a writer. I can live without the clifftop. Whiskey is vital.

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RT @gavincarr: “You can’t monetize the transactions in a gift economy without destroying them.” Well said, that man there! [points]

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@SilkCharm Oh dear! We’re agreeing on things in public! What DID happen during last night’s New Moon?

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URL-shortening is such tiny thing I’m sure it’ll soon become core web protocol, or built into browsers. The cash-in time will be very brief.

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@WarWraith Yes, maybe we can have some surfaces/services without advertising? I mean, we run DNS without “monetising” it, street lighting…

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It brings the attitude “Look at all those people spending their time doing X! How can I cash in on that?” That IS the spammer mindset.

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@SilkCharm @rosshill I think the entire problem stems from seeing human communication as “content” (a tradeable commodity) to begin with.

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@SilkCharm 100% agreed re http://ut.ag. Anyone who puts advertising into their conversation with their friends is a cheapskate. it’s spammy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Alas, no, that was your penultimate cinematic experience. My mistake. THIS is your ultimate: http://is.gd/hZ0

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@SnarkyPlatypus Coming from someone who thinks that http://is.gd/yld is the ultimate cinematic experience, that’s hardly an insult.

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@trib BIG OOPS! Thailand uses Euro-style two-vertical-slot power sockets, with a round earth (optional).

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@viveka Agreed. Boundaries between “inside” and “outside” blur. I wonder if that writer can walk AND talk on the phone to non-real friends.

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RT @viveka “What shits *me* about http://is.gd/3gGo is the idea that you can’t be online and outside, virtual and real at the same time.”

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@trib Thai power sockets: Poo, I’ll have to wait until @ApostrophePong emerges and tell me where the stuff is packed away. Thick, I think.

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@dpn Yes, politics IS the great example. But I’ve never been a fan of ignorance, it’s just laziness in disguise. (Stupidity is forgivable.)

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RT @bronwen: I want a poster of this http://xkcd.com/482/ Yes, a nice map of the universe. “All hail Eris”, indeed!

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Opium production in Afghanistan 1994-2008. Nice supply / demand / price graph. http://is.gd/3ixS

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@trib And yes, I am indeed a cultural leader. Just read my tweets from last night, there’s your proof!

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@trib I think I’m just jealous that “The Age” would have PAID him to write an article which says, in effect, “Hello, I’m ignorant”. ;)

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@Nickhodge “Antony Green lives a couple of blocks and +100 IQ points from us all.” True. And yet he was brandishing a light bulb at me.

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@trib (That and using Facebook status lines as his example is rather… quaintly out of date.)

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@trib The tone is adopted superiority. I reckon that if he doesn’t understand something, even if not HIS cup of tea, the flaw is his end.

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@trib It’s like the old idea that “book learning” wasn’t as good as “real learning”, and now “internet” isn’t as good as books…

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@trib What shits me about http://is.gd/3gGo is the assumption that a social relationship is less valid when mediated online…

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@misswired @raena Antony Green talks even faster & geekier than they allow on TV. He lives a couple blocks from me, was buying a light bulb.

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Reviewing my Twitterstream from last night and asking myself pertinent questions. Most of them start “Why…?” A few begin “How…?”

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Emerges. From the Latin emergere, from e- (variant of ex-) ‘out, forth’ + mergere ‘to dip’. Glad you asked?

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Look, I know he’s a God, but don’t go drinking with Antony Green, it fucks with your head.

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Oh fuck! Antony Green has just joined me. This is going to be one of those evenings…

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@WarWraith It shouldn’t be “The Stig”, it should be “The Stil”. Mind you, I don’t have a driver’s license.

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@spyjournal You simply cannot imagine what I have hidden in my pants.

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@deanlk We tell each other whether we’re having a good day or bad with inanity, and yet he wants us to spout Shakespeare just for him.

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@deanlk No I don’t think that he has dull friends. He just doesn’t get that this is all the usual social bonding trivia, but at a distance.

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Channel [V] is the ultimate expression of the future of media.

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Anyone want a good laugh? Someone who simply does not get the online world. http://is.gd/3gGo

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I CAN HAZ POWER SOCKET! I CAN BE LIVE FROM TEH PUBZ FOREVER!

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@colwar I dunno. I can’t see “Top Gun Australia” from here. Only MTV at this pub. No reception at home anyway.

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I cannot possibly compete with “Top Gear Australia” unless I drop my pants.

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@ninjamoeba OK, I’ll follow you ‘cos 1. You followed me TONIGHT and 2. “Flâneur”. Someone just put New Order’s “Blue Monday” on the jukebox.

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RT @andrewdotnich: “Retweeting @mpesce: Every geek *must* read this (and play the video!) http://tinyurl.com/4muu6d” Pesceslave! :P

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@limburger2001 Exactly. We need a Twitter client called “Roar!”.

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Two of the most useless words in the English language: Procul. Harum.

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GIVE ME THE GODDAM DEAD MOOSE!

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@noony “You’re a duck.” Everything else you’ll have to sort out for yourself.

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@limburger2001 And how can you call yourself a man while using software called “Twinkle”? http://artofmanliness.co…

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@limburger2001 “”Rain came and went here within 10 minutes.” Where are you, and why?

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Overheard: “I mean, how many times do you hear ‘I have to get off the acid?’” WTF do you get acid these days?

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RT @JonathanPoh: “@stilgherrian just based on the last 15 mins of tweets - insane, sexual, political, manic, dangerous.” All hail Eris!

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@barrysaunders Plural? OK then: @Nickhodge Did you say “sheepish looking men”? WE ARE ALL YOURS!

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