Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 11th, 2009

@jeamland Um, at the present time @ApostrophePong and I are not geographically co-located. I know nothing of his lamb shank.

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“Some blood and bone, Your Majesty?”

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@FiveThumbsDown Crikey also does many things which won’t require your wallet, including 10 years of archives. http://tr.im/yoIv

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@FiveThumbsDown I don’t understand your question. Crikey’s always been a paid email newsletter. It offers free trial and some stories free.

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See also “Review of Existing Australian and International Cyber-safety research” http://tr.im/yoFL Conroy media release http://tr.im/yoFU

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Me in Crikey: “The serious risk of cyber-grooming. Or not.” http://tr.im/yoFm Paywall’d, but free trial.

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OH: “Janine’s got to be put in her place. It’s time to tell her, ‘Fuck off. It’s time for you to retire’.” He says bravely, over lunch.

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@drearyclocks @barrysaunders “Prolapse” is such a useful word. “Fistula” too. Add it to your favourite Google/Bing search!

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RT @barrysaunders: I’m a prolapsed catholic. [And you reckon I do disturbing imagery…!]

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch somewhere (King St?); errands; somehow to Charing Cross for 1500 client site visit.

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@gabfran Hmmm. I could show you a photo of a fixed belt, but that still wouldn’t prove that I was the one who fixed it.

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See also my “Kirribilli House: yours for $15” http://tr.im/yov6 and “Hyacinth’s Open Day” http://tr.im/yovg from 2007.

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I told them that Kirribilli House Open Day is this Sunday 13/9 9am-3pm. http://tr.im/youR I am so polite and helpful.

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Someone wanted to know when Kirribilli House Open Day was. Historic Houses Trust told them to phone me. [smirks]

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Yay! I have repaired the buclke on my cheap-arsed belt, what I bought in Bangkok! I am semi-skilled!

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Writing a sudden new story for Crikey. A document has arrived, and it contains suprising things. Heads down!

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@drearyclocks “I left my phone in the cab with @bengrubb, who’s a stupid mole.” Possibly that should be two sentences. Unless he is.

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I can hear @ApostrophePong singing in the shower. “Like a virgin, touched for the very first time…” Hardly.

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There are also messages and @replies I haven’t responded to. My Twitterrver has moved on, or something.

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@ApostrophePong I hope the shoot went OK tonight. I am collapsing. In hindsight, a car crash was the perfect end to the evening. ;)

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@drearyclocks Thank you, Sir. Oh the Cleveland, that brings back… memories. I think that’s what they’re called.

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OK, I’m home, I’ve fed the cats, I’m not killed in a car crash (lame though it was) and I’ve no idea where @ApostrophePong is. Bed time.

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And no, I did not pay for the initial cab ride.

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Thanks, everyone, but I’m quite OK. That was the world’s lamest car crash. Cab moved into lane 2 and hit a 4WD moving into lane 1.

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OK, so my cab just crashed into a 4WD. Time to change cabs.

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OH: “It’s not a loophole, it’s an opportunity.”

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I think we need some metrics about how much buttcrack is acceptable in different venues.

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OH: “I had a girl who from Day 1 wanted me to get into a 3-way relationship. She told me her rules about deep throat and everything.”

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@jdub It. Is. Terrifyingly. Awesome. And I just met the man who invented it. Well, stole it.

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@drearyclocks I’m at Different Drummer on Glebe Point Rd, and the blue cheese & vodka sauce went with rare rib-eye beef tapas.

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So… Blue cheese dissolved in vodka. It’s both so wrong and so right.

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New code words: jug; sangria; goat’s cheese; cactus.

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Despite me being a seagull, we’ve gained access to Different Drummer and found a table upstairs near some Shreiking Lesser Office Wendys.

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Different Drummer, Fajita Sisters and Teriyaki ro far. DD seems promising.

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If I’m not told where to have cocktails and dinner on Glebe Point Road within 15 mins then Twitter is a failure and so are you.

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Near Central. Shoosh, don’t tell anyone.

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@courtney_gibson No, we should be OK. Mosman folk don’t catch buses unless they’re pensioners or school children (private].

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I jurt got an SMS to say I’ve won 50 million pounds in the Microsoft lottery. That’s handy.

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Expirment abandoned. I need to travel to some SEKRIT location. There’s only so much Waverley I can endure.

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@mpesce “Bow down before the backchannel”, eh? Is that a Christopher Pyne reference?

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OH: “The best root I had over there [in Glasgow] was that blonde chick in the laundry.”

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The Virgin Mobile download is highly variable. From 15bB/s to 45kB/s (momentarily).

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@VoxofTLS I was a bit more of a denizen of the Austral and Exeter on Rundle Street. Well, up to 15 years ago.

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Alas, there is good evidence that my phone battery will be dead before the experiment can be completed. Seeking 240V outlet…

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Testing Virgin Mobile’s alleged-HSDPA by downloading a 51MB movie file.

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@VoxofTLS Correct, the in Adelaide was good. Way back. Wonder what it’s like now?

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Robin Hood Hotel, eh?

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@mpesce There is also a Charing Cross in Sydney. A lamer one. http://tr.im/ynox It’s really Waverley with Prue & Trude pretentions.

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Client problem solved. Not Outlook, but a failing hard drive. I’m now loose in Charing Cross.

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It is time to head East, find a quiet spot to record “A Series of Tubes” interview with @R_Chirgwin, then visit The Client with The Problem.

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