Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 26th, 2009

@benmoretti I do have a backlog (if that’s the right word) of urinal photos to post. I might do one when I’ve finished a transcription task.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il n’ya pas de laxatifs. Je faire avec un manche à balai et d’un entonnoir en plastique.

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Old blog post: “Secret Men’s Business” http://bit.ly/Sx5FH Now organised into a series, with more to come soon.

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“Moving low-hanging fruit forward at the end of the day.” http://bit.ly/1R96hE Another whinge about language.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La chèvre excès est rincée avec l’aide de boulettes de pâte. En outre, il ya du vent. Et vous?

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Why do my notes from last night include mention of an underage girl in a lime green lycra dress and a deputy prime minister in a bathtub?

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I think I will respond to stimuli tomorrow. [exit]

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“Goat Quest: Origins” was almost certainly probably a success maybe. Ta, @ApostrophePong @mpesce @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @ch3ssman.

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I am home, but I do note a large quantity of typos. That’s the phone keyboard and trying to be discreet during dinner.

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We are nothing if not class. Unlike the contents of the NCL-SYD train. Ah, anthropology!

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And now a story involving a dog, hir penis, and lubribant. This so full of win.

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So, we’re up to stories involving bestiality. This is a succesful evening so far.

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@deconstructo OH: “Make sure you get the rubber gloves, it makes all the difference.”

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@deconstructo When you say the goat restaurant has been “renamed”, is just the name or the menu being de-goaterated?

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Mark Morford: “How to talk to complete idiots. Three basic options. Choose wisely, lest you go totally insane.” http://bit.ly/492Osp

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Maybe it’s a dust thing. It gets into every crevice.

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Orange mascara matches orange silk scarf, but it makes her look like a gift-wrapped rust-panda.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; undecided path; Sydney CBD; another undecided path.

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@gnoll110 Goat Quest is not like Elf Quest. http://bit.ly/gQXZk Unless we eat the Elves? That’s more “Drawn Together”. http://bit.ly/1QdwEr

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RT @MacYourselfhome: Best goat curry is in North Sydney. And an Indian restaurant above Red Eye Records in town. [Also noted, thanks.]

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RT @maverickwoman: Kid goat roasts sold at Mr Gordon Specialist butcher at Neutral Bay if u want to be your own Masterchef! [Noted, thanks.]

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@JudeEkerick I will report on such things AFTER I’ve actually been there and eaten the food. ;)

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“Goat Quest”, I should mention, is a planned series of expeditions to explore Sydney’s goat-serving restaurants.

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Sat plan (I think): Heading to Central by 1400; potter in shops & markets; train to Hornsby for “Goat Quest: Origins”; stagger home, full.

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@willozap Oh sexual display is practical value, yes. But rarely listed in a smartphone’s specifications.

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RT @DDsD: http://twitpic.com/j596e - It’s a whole shelf of naked gnome temptresses.

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I also see @jasonlangenauer has returned to my Script Challenge and has made Progress in his Thinking. http://bit.ly/VGjr5

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Old blog post: “Secret Men’s Business 3: Chat Thai, Sydney” http://bit.ly/qbcvi Should I do more in this series of photos?

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New blog post: “Is this viral marketing? And whither Stilgherrian Live?” http://bit.ly/5LDlK

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New blog post: “Smartphones as sexual display” http://bit.ly/pGB2P Mostly a @stephenfry quote and sulking.

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@macleanbrendan There is a chance, a slight chance, that mentioning Wilbur Wilde in that context is…sick.

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I’m still trying to figure out why, when I saw the words “Saxon Treasure Trove”, I immediately thought of Gretel Killeen.

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“How Twitter works in theory” from August, contains much I endorse. http://bit.ly/2AGNk

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RT @gnoll110: How you planning to stop this turning into a wild goat chase? http://bit.ly/4quwBG [I think it already is.]

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@seancarmody Today we’re going on Goat Quest: Origins. To Hornsby. If we ever get it organised.

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@mpesce @SnarkyPlatypus I have circulated Plans. Or at least the Introduction to the Beginnings of Plans.

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