Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 2nd, 2009

And now, to attempt some “normal” sleep patterns. [exit]

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@stubbornmule What is evil about Wikipedia? The words, mostly. There’s so many of them. That’s not natural, all those words.

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Maybe I should grow a tail.

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@kymtje I suspect that putting little umbrellas into longnecks of beer is slightly wrong.

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@paulwiggins Thanks. And I know today, the Walkley Magazine gets mailed the day after the Walkley Awards, which are 26 Nov.

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@expectproblems There is nothing wrong with sounding questionable. I do it all the time. ;)

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@paulwiggins I know not when that edition of the Walkley Magazine is mailed, but I will know tomorrow. I just wrote some words.

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World’s Largest Cruise Ship “Oasis Of The Seas” Takes Maiden Voyage. 220,000 tons. http://bit.ly/2QtTu6

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@expectproblems @paulwiggins I do not make these things up. Other people do. And they are qualified. http://bit.ly/c4IKW

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35C in Sydney tomorrow? Why? Who ordered that?

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I have been a very good boy and filed my story for the Walkley Magazine. Now, to find the incriminating… I mean… accompanying photos…

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RT @franksting: “I used it for seven years but no girl came to me.” http://bit.ly/15a7w4 Unilever sued for lack of Lynx effect.

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@smperris I’m not at all interested in seeing MC Hammer. I think it’s hilarious that he’s considered a drawcard.

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RT @mumbrella: MC Hammer to speak at Social Media Club Sydney (yes, really) http://bit.ly/TXgfc [Uhoh, Tim’s off his meds.]

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“Time to regulate paid Aussie blog comment - and to penalise the offenders” http://bit.ly/2qE6PT

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Oh. New Moon is at 0614 AEDT tomorrow. On Melbourne Cup Day. Expect excessive frolicking.

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Mon plan (sleep-deprived version): Write 900 words for Walkley Magazine; finish a report for another client; quiet evening.

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“No-limit porksword energy!”Oh, I’m getting all the best offers today!

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RT @jg_rat: Fishing trawler sunk by giant jellyfish http://bit.ly/CSIyK such things make my job worthwhile [Gosh, it IS big!]

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@commuter_dirge Oh, a “banging set”, eh? How quaint. I remember the 1990s!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hang on, I’m doing vocals for a t.A.T.u Hansard remix? Is this for the Senate too, or just the House? When? [Confused.]

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@Warlach Perhaps Hansard should be glossed. “Skip this bit. Nothing new. Rudd pontificating again.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hansard should contain more t.A.T.u? WTF?

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RT @commuter_dirge: Weird. @stilgherrian lookalike squealing excitedly to barista at Recess about “seeing the world’s best House DJ”

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Researching in Hansard, noticing how much Parliament time is wasted on repetitive speechmaking of existing policy boilerplate.

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Currently 26.3C at Sydney’s Observatory Hill.

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RT @josh909 Dear Fairfax I hereby swear to never buy anything from any advertiser that uses autoplay on the SMH homepage.

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@fridley @eddit0r @expectproblems You chaps are slowly eroding my plan to get more writing done this afternoon…

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Hmmm… I seem to miss more letters when using this external keyboard.

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@stubbornmule This is insane! You now have me researching gelatin production figures since 1950!

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So, it’ll now be 37C in Sydney today. perfect day for a drink, but ever pub will be full of rowdy Cup-watchers. Such a dilemma.

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Now there’s a good spam subject line! “Bulldozer lovepower”

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@damana @grantshow @franksting I approve of your sensible range of drinks. Mostly.

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@franksting @grantshow @damana Ok, it’s nearly 0900, so where can I get this whiskey sour? I don’t mind a gimlet for myself, either.

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@grantshow If we do start a club, it needs to have a decent range of spirits. At all hours.

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AGIMO sets up “Government Web Publishing Guide Review Project Blog”. http://bit.ly/36Htqy

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@grantshow “Too early?” I dunno, it’s not particularly early by my timelines. But this is an issue I feel strongly about.

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@damana Well, my thingy says I’m following you and I didn’t make any changes. I cannot account for what you’re seeing.

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@damana Asking people to “declare their bias” assumes there IS bias. That seems negative, uncharitable and prejudiced to me.

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@damana No, I haven’t unfollowed you. WTF are you on about?

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@damana I’m not calling anyone a Fascist, but demanding that people declare their religion is a scary path to take, I reckon.

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@damana I know about Godwin’s Law, but I’m also VERY worried by what I see as increasing religious intolerance. Very.

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@Pollytics @BernardKeane Polling will swing back from this Newspoll weirdness as long as Rudd wins the Melbourne Cup. Ride’em, Julia!

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Tue plan: Finish an article; 1100 client meeting (phone); 1200 record “A Series of Tubes” podcast; a not-too-sweaty afternoon of writing.

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@damana Public servants should “divulge” their religion? Like, say, Jews could wear little stars or something? Fine idea! Ahem!

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@SnarkyPlatypus At least Melbourne Cup Day means I’ll have few client gripes in the afternoon.

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Um, @trevorcook blogs about @abcmarkscott’s religious affiliation. It’s our business why? http://bit.ly/1PWfdN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La Lune est pleine. Les oiseaux sont chahuteurs. La journée sera chaude. Qu’est ce que cela signifie? Et vous?

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