Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 16th, 2009

@josh909 Ah yes, that picture was on “Stilgherrian Live” once. I think it’s sweet. http://tinyurl.com/yzl7v…

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Indeed, @ozdj, I’ave already been accused of working for Virgin Blue. Some even see the whole thing as a VB marketing campaign. Hilarious.

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No, @ragnarok1971 @ozdj, I am not a Frisky Goat. More Stabby than Frisky today.

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Actually, @ozdj, so much indignation still flowing from Virgin Blue glitch, at @mumbrella http://bit.ly/1IndSu and http://bit.ly/3tWSvQ

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RT @rod3000: Please hurry up barista, no one cares about your beagle. [Or, just make your own goddam coffee. ]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Well irritability has subsided. It has been stored as righteous anger for easy access if needed later on today.

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Tue plan: 0930 interview by @megebelt for “Homepage”; day of much writing & client comms; 18@ApostrophePongPong’s film http://bit.ly/4aH47B

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@renailemay Yes, Twitter allows the entire world to participate in every petty misery. It is a force for unity.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Les Googles sont pleines d’échouer là. Chaque petite erreur, il est aujourd’hui le pire. “Zombie”, j’en conviens.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens comme une merde qui a été maintenu dans un four chaud toute la nuit et à condition de merde appoint.

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Something not working on the internets, @renailemay? Then http://bit.ly/gWxUD is your friend!

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Blogs for @ApostrophePong: “eggbaconchipsandbeans” http://bit.ly/1iZ5DC “a good place for a cup of tea and a think” http://bit.ly/hQm8b

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If you don’t have enough pointless office email in your life, try Pretend Office. http://bit.ly/8Edpl http://bit.ly/KBC43

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Actually, it’s not that much of a secret. More a complaint. With the entire universe. All of it.

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Emerges. With a secret.

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I think I will attempt sleep. Or something similar. [exit]

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Oh thanks for the reminder, @thornae! Behold, the story of… the UTE! http://bit.ly/2wryUu

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Someone seriously needs to explain this photo. http://bit.ly/1zOtEw

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Earthlings, this is your planet. ESA’s Rosetta takes a final pic. http://bit.ly/BdKV7

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Facebook bonus: Connecting you with friends from years ago reminds you precisely why they’re not friends now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think it needs to be the triumphal song from a teen sports underdog movie.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think your return to basketball needs a special theme song.

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Sometimes, people have the most excellent ideas.

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@neerav I don’t use the phone much for voice or SMS, so haven’t especially noticed anything the last few days. Esp with phone turned off. :)

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@BiteTheDust As traumatic experiences go, I’ve had worse. First time I’ve recalled it in ages, actually. :)

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Well, @BiteTheDust, I think I was 9yo when I first beheaded a chicken and made a complete mess of it. I’ll leave it to the experts.

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COFA Annual screening of student works, including @ApostrophePong’s, is tomorrow night. http://bit.ly/4aH47B

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American Jeff Simmermon explains working as a roo shooter’s offsider. Gory story. http://bit.ly/1aWEUe

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@DDsD The lightning possibly comes before the thunder, but only if I’m looking out the window at the right time. :P

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Multimedia reconstruction of flight 1549 La Guardia to Hudson River. So fast. http://bit.ly/2mEc2O

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RT @stephenconroy: It’s me. I’m The new editor of Crikey. I promise to be firm but… well, firm.

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Silly me. I forgot to look in Wikipedia. SIEV is explained there. http://bit.ly/4cGB8w HT @glengyron

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@theburgerman [nods] My understanding is that SIEV is what gets plotted on tactical radar screens etc. I used to play Harpoon somewhat.

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ABC News’ headline link “Fielding sexually abused as a child” has a video icon next to it. I don’t want to click.

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@grantshow I think bikini vs one-piece is like briefs vs boxers: it depends who we’re looking at. [Opens Photoshop]

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@theburgerman You know SIEV is a military target designation? Like “bogey”. Not bureaucratic, IIRC. http://bit.ly/bQ61g

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@smperris CityRail organises its trains specifically to cause you, personally, maximum discomfort.

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Dear Twitterspammers sending me messages from tanned women in bikinis, I think you need to do a little market research.

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@docbaty Congratulations on the new daughters! I hope all goes well for them, and your lovely lady (who I probably haven’t met).

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@SparkySparkler Sydney temps shown at http://bit.ly/QbAR are Observatory Hill, on the Harbour. http://bit.ly/x1fRW shows inland.

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OK, so @benmoretti @jeamland @desertgirl_2 @leadegroot @NewtonMark all tell me a “3” is better than a “4”. Agreed. Head pulled in now.

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Temperature starting with a “3”, does not want.

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“In some kind of dystopian future we and all our multiple heaving compatriots can take satisfaction…” http://bit.ly/2qmRO8

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“David Bowie Is Very Disappointed in You!” http://bit.ly/15vYmC HT @franmolloy

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Also, my day’s schedule just turned to rubbish.

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@engochick Um, “tools of Social Media make tools out of people” was @ireckon’s line, not mine. I was just quoting him. http://bit.ly/2LV3It

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Suddenly concerned about Peak Electrons. http://bit.ly/2LV3It

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Naturally, “First World Problem” is also a blog. http://bit.ly/lXrh6

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The consensus seems to be that it’s not funny. Can something can be both unsound and funny? Maybe not a question for today.

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This is quite misogynist but is it also funny? I did warn you. http://bit.ly/231D5u HT @duncanriley

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