Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 17th, 2009

Emerges. I would like to remove my memories with coat hanger wire in one ear now.

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Fucking cyborgs.

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Rootability Index just rose massively.

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OH: “if you want to get a photo then touch my arse.”

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RT @commuter_dirge: Oh please, cofa students are inherently rootable; all that hope, promise, and talent just waiting to be dashed…

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Rootability Index rising. This may or not be connected with @ApostrophePong’s magic orange wristband of free alcohol.

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Quality of COFA graduate films significantly higher than last year.

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Watching people I know stacking the People’s Choice award.

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Old photographer looks like Catweasle in a cream embroidered silk jacket over Astroboy t-shirt and white stovepipe jeans. He hogs the food.

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The Rootability Index should be higher.

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About to arrive at the Chauvel Cinema, Paddington for COFA Annual screening, includes @ApostrophePong’s Masters short film.

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Laughing even harder now that I’ve scrolled back.

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Laughing. Laughing a lot.

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Yay! Listening back to today’s ABC piece, I did actually manage to mention goats. Win.

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Surry Hills. Virgin Mobile tethered, currently running an upload at a “full” 3kB/sec. Awesome. Not.

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@renailemay I’ll post the dodgy audio a little later. I just recorded off the built-in mic of my MacBook Pro sitting near us.

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@renailemay OK, we not only mentioned Rickrolling as the point of the Internet, but played the track. No mention of 4chan tho. :/

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This is on ABC Radio across NSW, but EXCEPT in Sydney, and probably Newcastle and a few other places that have their own drive programs.

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Waiting in ABC Radio studio 226 in Ultimo. Apparently there is no Internet stream for what I’m about to do. I will record it badly.

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Approaching ABC headquarters, like a memetic assassin ninja magpie.

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People are sending me “random goat facts”. It’s wrong, somehow. But oh so right.

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I don’t think Crikey even has a “loop”. More like a disjointed tangle.

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@ApostrophePong That your film is on the second half tonight is a good sign. Presumably they’ve curated the showing worst to best?

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@renailemay Actually, I’ll have my MacBook Pro with me in the studio. I’ll just record the own audio as we talk.

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@glengyron No, I’m not a Crikey staffer. They’re in Melbourne. I’m a “mere’ freelance contributor. I don’t even have office gossip. [sulks]

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@GreenJ Oh, I’m talking on ABC Radio Statewide NSW this arvo and someone imagined I’d know all about your ABC plans. We haven’t spoken! LOL!

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RT @ApostrophePong: <==Shamelessly pimping my screeing at Chauvel Cinema tonight. http://bit.ly/4aH47B

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@renailemay I can’t find a live stream and this isn’t broadcast in Sydney. I need a witness to confirm my win! Regional NSW?

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Here is @ApostrophePong’s moar betterer photograph of a striped marsh frog. http://bit.ly/31BRCO

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Hey @dobes @renailemay this is drive time, OK? Nothing past G-rated!

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Themes: Rickrolling; mainstream now; dust storm story; nudie runs; vacuous bastards; check! @GreenJ? I know not @GreenJ’s plans.

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RT @renailemay: If you say on radio: “The most important function of social media is to rickroll people” then I will buy you a case of beer.

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@wolfcat So which stream will ABC Radio Statewide NSW be on for drive? And will I be able to record via Virgin Mobile tether in a TARDIS?

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I’m on ABC Radio Statewide NSW at 4.15pm. http://bit.ly/20lQJh What should I tell them about the state of social media & networks?

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch; King St (perhaps); not sure after that ‘cos ABC Radio is chasing me.

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Virgin Blue’s “naughty email” went to more than a million.http://bit.ly/3pBUV3

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@julie_posetti Google is male and Wikipedia is female? I NEED A DIAGRAM!

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O hai @julie_posetti, maybe this will help answer your question. ;) http://bit.ly/4BrC16 or eventually http://bit.ly/1MXv3f

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“Sextortion at Eisenhower High”: Wisconsin student cons classmates into sending nude pics. http://bit.ly/2BMnFV

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Why’d you even feel the need to qualify a picture of a frisky goat “safe for work”, @ozdj? Sicko. http://twitpic.com/ptden

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“Thinking of a journalism start-up? Here’s a checklist” http://bit.ly/1z9GIz

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RT @s_bridges: Look, it’s time to stop beating around the bush. Andrew Bolt for Crikey editor.

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@paulfarrell89 Yay, you wrote that blog post! Something I can now cross off my too-long to-do list. ;)

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“I have never used Twitter” by @paulfarrell89: Is tweeting by politicians’ advisers. OK? http://bit.ly/41LIYJ

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@ApostrophePong It’s a pigeon. Seagulls have webbed feet. I know these things.

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Thank you, Artemis, for this morning’s elegant gift. http://twitpic.com/px6y9 Photo by @ApstrophePong

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@nigelwadsworth I don’t know “Skippy Roo Kangaroo”. That’d be this song here, I guess.;) http://bit.ly/2vA2Kp

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Ah. The Feline Empire has sent a delegation to convey their dissatisfaction with the catering arrangements.

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@thetowncrier If you’d like to have a 4th go at that tweet, I think you’ll find it’s “Xenophon”. ;)

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Wed plan: Not die; desk morning inc recording “A Series of Tubes”; afternoon client meeting Camperdown; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus.

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Young folk (well, under 40) may know this DJ Robert Racic remix moar betterer. http://bit.ly/20H3Zm

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Listening to Severed Heads because… well… because I was drinking with Tom Ellard last night. I think. http://bit.ly/LwbjK

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I have significantly reduced my carbon emissions this morning. Sorry, not carbon. The other one.

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@kristinmoore2 T’was @SnarkyPlatypus who first noticed that Julie Bishop looks like Samantha Fox. Blame him. http://tr.im/FaxH

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: See http://tr.im/FaxH for explanation of the last tweet.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Everytime I hear Julie Bishop speak, I think of Samantha Fox moaning like a walrus in “Touch Me (I Want Your Body)”.

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Apparently @SnarkyPlatypus thinks this will help. I am not so sure. http://bit.ly/idAdl

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I am going to not-answer all tweets I received last night because the river has flowed on.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je crois que je voudrais que mes yeux pour être broyés et transformés en quelque chose de similaire à falafel.

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O hai Google Translate, I see you now do translate-as-I-type, like in Google Wave. http://bit.ly/MJtRX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens comme quelqu’un qui a creusé les yeux avec une cuillère et les rendit à moi. Et vous?

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Erk. I feel a whole new kind of disgusting this morning. Orange wristbands are the mark of devilspawn.

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