Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 27th, 2009

RT @servantofchaos: RT @AndrewBlanda: MEN - please help Black Dog Institute w/ online survey http://bit.ly/6BxG9U

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So, my Internets have just vanished…

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Blog post: “Has Google Trends data made me look a goose?” http://bit.ly/53SW8X Note, @hortovanyi

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@renailemay Liberals yet to re-focus party after losing last election. Need to decide, clearly, WTF they’re about or, yes, they’re gone.

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But @renailemay, Tony Abbott doesn’t have to win an election, next election lost anyway. Job is to re-unite the party. Oh. As you were.

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“You’ve never paid for news, you never will” by @jg_rat is a rather good commentary. http://bit.ly/7G2nja

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@dobes Maybe I should have used that photo as my avatar. ;) http://bit.ly/1595Ox

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Yes, @nanopunk, despute being labelled “duck”, that definitely an angry goose. http://bit.ly/5O32Fd

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‘The procession will include the panda pageant float and 12 utes, each carrying a fibreglass model panda.’ Oh this just gets moar betteror!

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‘Look out for their refrigerated “Giant Pandas Are Cool” van.’

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Oh dear God, Adelaide is holding a Panda Party this morning! http://bit.ly/7Ekj2w

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@AlbionLoveDen Are they peacock feathers though? Or horse tail? http://bit.ly/8x3Qee There’s an obvious joke there too.

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RT @ApostrophePong: http://twitpic.com/r7rw9 - I work my ass off for this. [I’ll plug again, the film is at http://bit.ly/7SbwJa]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me demande si les pandas ont des rapports sexuels dans le parking d’un club de golf. Et vous?

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@stephenconroy While http://bit.ly/4wGnEi is great for Adelaide, Thailand already has Panda TV http://bit.ly/DTWlV

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@AlbionLoveDen You’re quite right. Cocaine has a to answer for. Including Sherlock Holmes.

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Is “Tiger Wood” some sort of Indian aphrodisiac made from powdered animal parts? And why is it in the news?

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RT @stephenconroy: If Twitter or Tiger Woods are the future of anything, it’s time to start shooting futurists. [I have a list…]

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So this is the pinnacle of Australian music? http://bit.ly/8x3Qee Compare with http://bit.ly/8U0rQ2 Improvement?

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BBC shares iPlayer audience data (in fucking PowerPoint!) http://bit.ly/6HumLW HT @cward1e

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@kevinokeefe May I draw your attention to my follow-up post? Seems Google Trends data is… dodgy. http://bit.ly/53SW8X

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@kofeyh I make it 5.30am, or nearly 5.45am now. Clock problems?

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Indeed, enough. [exit]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Besids, I have been up since some insanely early hour.

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RT me: Watch @ApostrophePong’s COFA Award-winning short film (not final edit) plus other work, at http://bit.ly/7SbwJa

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@SnarkyPlatypus We have received @ApostrophePong’s award, had dinner, come home. It is enough.

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Excellent. A mate of mine is managing the bar.

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Oh dear. These proud COFA art school graduate prizewinners have brought their doting parents. Get me a bucket.

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Is it right for a radio traffic report to be sponsored by a discount liquour store? Even saying “Don’t drink and drive”?

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@ApostrophePong I have abandoned Sydney Buses and resorted to a cab.

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@ApostrophePong I’m trying a 352 bus from the other end. Wish me luck.

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Mobile to COFA in Paddington to see @ApostrophePong receive an award for his film http://bit.ly/7SbwJa and devastate students’ future.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually, it was you \to whom I was wanting to suggest the COFA Awards alcomahol plan.

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Hey @jkerrison @matt_Dasilva it’s a goose, not a duck. And it’s Google Trends’ fault. http://bit.ly/53SW8X

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Wow, it’s just like a Mass. I say the first few lines, then everyone repeats the response. Bless you all. You may kiss my ring.

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I guess there’s no-one to blame. We’re leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again? It’s the final countdown.

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We’re leaving together, but it’s still farewell. And maybe we’ll come back to Earth, who can tell?

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@smperris You could come to the COFA Awards night at 6pm. There may be alcomahols!

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@sylmobile Hah! The intro music for “Patch Monday” is whatever it was that ZDNet supplied. http://bit.ly/6zNG2z

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@einspruch Hah! Us poor freelancers have no access to traffic data unless doled out by the wonderfully handsome @renailemai

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Careful readers will note that today is not actually Monday, but Friday. Please direct all complaints to @renailemay

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O hai, my SERKIT podcast project is no longer sekrit! Welcome to ZDNet’s “Patch Monday”. http://bit.ly/6zNG2z

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This month’s photos of the Afghanistan war from @big_picture http://bit.ly/50fVWx

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Mark Morford’s ‘Top 10 uses for “[Sarah Palin’s] Going Rogue”’ http://bit.ly/4TO0gi

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@antonymd Hah! No, I don’t fly nearly often enough for any sort of frequent flyer status. I knew it was a mistake from the beginning.

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@andrewperry Oh I thought the whole Virgin Blue mistake was a storm in a teacup. http://bit.ly/BqDcX

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My monthly Velocity Rewards statement has another apology from Virgin Blue for “disappointment”. Haven’t we moved on from that?

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RT @jdub: Antony Green’s lower house numbers, based on latest Morgan poll with Labor at 58.5%: http://is.gd/54rcw (via @ABCElections)

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@sylmobile Thank you. I may be a goose, but at least I’m an elegant goose. [nods]

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@t_shaped Sadly, the correction will never spread as fast as the original story. I think I’ve helped create a factoid.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch somewhere; errands on King St; remainder TBA.

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With luck, Barnaby Joyce will burst. Like an abscess in a hot summer’s day.

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@smartbrain Yes, @ApostrophePong told me about Panda Channel. And here it is, live on the Internets! http://bit.ly/91NrZ3

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@BiteTheDust I was trying to work out what sort of enclosure they’d use for Lance Armstrong. But then my brain stopped working.

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@CathieTranent Apollo is fine, thanks. He just had the last of his stitches removed. He heals nicely.

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Mobile: Various back streets to Petersham Veterinary Hospital; pause; back home the way I came.

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I want to make a joke about pandas and cocaine here, but I’m not sure I can get away with it legally.

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Adelaide Zoo officials: Pandas bigger tourist attraction than cyclist Lance Armstrong. http://bit.ly/4OnWMA

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@SnarkyPlatypus I happen to know some of those rough denizens of Elizabeth Bay and I can confirm that they… oh, actually don’t worry.

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World’s most demanding job, after @TurnbullMalcolm’s: Christmas Tree Guard. http://bit.ly/5O4RCk

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think the only sensible empirical test is “kilograms of bamboo consumed”. Or possible cocaine.

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Oh I am now SO excitied that I have forgotten to respond to @replies. Also, I need a couple of tissues.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Panda Party may be moar betteror than an S Club 7 Party, but is the Panda Ute better than a Vengabus?

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Sat plan: 1000 Take Apollo to vet (again); gym & lunch w@SnarkyPlatypusypus, probably; it’s all very vague.

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See moar of me reclining provocatively! http://bit.ly/4HXXrc @premiermikerann, does this excite you?

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Yay! I am Fu Ni! I WANT MOAR BAMBOO!

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Model pandas have lined the airport runway for a week. ‘Adelaide Airport safety officer Peter Willoughby said they looked “fantastic”.’

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