Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 16th, 2010

Concerned, but still bitter. And gone.

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“‘Thoughts’? You want to give that shit a rest. You’ve been going around thinking thoughts your whole life and look where that’s got you.”

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“Yep, it’s me and my hired concubine for a day of sterile conversation and sexual frustration.”

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“You have to be very careful asking someone to get you a Twirl who would also suck you off.” “Still, blow job and a Twirl…”

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“If I was seen sharing cheese with a woman it could be misinterpreted.”

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@franksting If you’ve got a moment, could you perhaps just kill everyone as they come through the door? There’s a good chap.

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A boring activity done on an iPhone (or iPad or Android device or with Windows Phone 7) does not then become interesting.

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I am moderately sure that I don’t want to stab anyone just now.

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The afternoon is not progressing as planned.

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True @kwyjibo79 it is unfair to criticise an employer for the behaviour of their employees.

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That was a lame comment. Sorry. Everyone knows that you go to Rugby League for the go-faster and date-rape drugs.

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RT @latikambourke: Random fact. Burma is the second biggest source of heroin globally. [And is the first Rugby League?]

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I reckon that if your entire business model depends on SEO tricks to rate high in Google, and a change stuffs you up, you’re screwed anyway.

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@deptofinternets Is Q-SIM the thing that stops your iPhone causing brain damage? I read about that in a newspaper, I’m sure…

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It seems @paulbudde isn’t impressed with NBN Co’s Points of Interconnect (POI) plan. http://arseh.at/1tx

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OH: “I’m never joining the internet. God, eBay and dating sites, I’d never surface. That’d be the end of me!”

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Giving Christmas decorations to The Children’s Hospital at Westmead sounds better than decorating your office. http://arseh.at/1tu

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@jendudley So why don’t you just click on Jimmy Wales’ close box, and you’ll not see his message again?

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch and a spot of research; back home to finish my writing, the writing that I definitely really did start before.

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I’m not sure I can work that particular device into this article though. That’d require a second bottle of wine and hog-tying the editor.

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See @SnarkyPlatypus @smperris? Following my Twitter stream is edumacational.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is this what you had in mind, but made of bronze? http://arseh.at/1tq @smperris

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Hmmm… Writing this article would flow better after a bottle of wine, but something gym scheduled something something bastard arsehat.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am fairly sure that the world will be a safer place if you keep that imagery to yourself.

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Oh @RachaelLonergan @DanielleWarby @helenperris it’s most definitely about showing attention to detail! Lack of quality on one area means…

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Well, I’ve been told. Spelling is the copywriter’s job. Designers just copy and paste. I still wouldn’t hire them. Fuck you all.

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Wondering why someone would employ a graphic designer who can’t spell.

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@Gmelvi Yep, I’d thought of adding IPTV to the mix. There’s a heck of a bunch of choices coming out. iiNet’s, Sony’s etc etc.

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Yes, I’m actually writing about Christmas gifts, either technological gifts or things that the internet provides. Suggestions welcome.

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Thank you @SnarkyPlatypus yes “dildos” are actually for the 18th wedding anniversary, between furniture and bronze.

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RT @websinthe: I usually save that for Mother’s day. [OK, so that’s even more wrong than I thought this was going to get.]

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Does buying unusual sex toys over the internet count as a thoughtful Christmas gift? Or is that more a Valentine’s Day thing?

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This is true, @Sally_Jackson! Bouncy fresh clichés are MUCH better than the tired clichés. Sigh.

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Apparently that phone conversation I was just in did not contain a marriage proposal honestly.

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Word order is important. Especially when criticising other people’s writing. Sigh. http://arseh.at/1to

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That weaselwords.com.au has a splash screen but no RSS feeds in 2010 is rather lame. Ping @Tashwebb

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I’m not sure that “Hajj climax swells to 2 million” is particularly tasteful either, @abcnews, but maybe that one’s just me.

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Someone at @abcnews might find these lists of tired clichés handy. http://arseh.at/1tk http://arseh.at/1tl http://arseh.at/19n

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Dear @abcnews, headlining the Shanghai apartment fire “Towering inferno” story is both a lazy cliché and disrespectful to the 42 dead.

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My thing has been recorded for “A Series of Tubes” podcast. I don’t think I was too cranky with the world at all.

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DFAT has published the full, final text of ACTA. http://arseh.at/19q

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This should fix your Barbra Streisand problem, @SnarkyPlatypus http://youtu.be/uzYBuKaQ… It has an oboe.

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Aspects of this plan concern me.

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Tue plan: 0900 record for “A Series of Tubes”; write that special thing for Crikey; remainder TBA; gym, apparently.

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See what I mean?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je n’ai pas besoin mardi être “durable”. J’en ai besoin pour être un meilleur produit au total.

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@Pardus1980 Not surprised, no. I have been around too long to be surprised by anything much these days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SnarkyPlatypus Mon idéal mardi comprendrait moins de travail et plus de l’absinthe. Plus les autres choses.

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I’m always fascinated by the fact that someone can sound so lovely talking on the radio but still actually be a complete cunt.

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Google’s wonky paper on how blocking free information flows also blocks trade, growth. http://arseh.at/1tf Well, they would say that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Ce mardi semble la plus satisfaisante. Je demande qu’il soit remplacé par une version améliorée. Et vous?

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