Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 27th, 2010

No matter how much you spend on designer clothing, it will never hide the fact that you’re shallow, stupid and ugly.

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My current whereabouts are subject to a D Notice.

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There’s only three things I can do well in this world, and selecting the wine is one of them.

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These iron men are appalling role models, leaping out of their kayaks and leaving them, expecting minions to tidy up after them.

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I have passed into a new layer of Hell. And it is full of Eurotrash.

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Not waiting. There shall be a Rescheduling. I must hamsterfy my afternoon now.

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@Reemski I am always everything I appear to be.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; Newtown Sq quick errand; King St; gym; “something Greek”, apparently, though we shall see.

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@mpesce You could have, but you’d have missed out on vital film culture. I have brought you up to speed. With education. You’re welcome.

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Speaking of Sharon Stone, has everyone seen the original version of “Basic Instinct”? http://youtu.be/vFE-ctHw…

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@paris_david @BernardKeane Scary. Now I will end up looking at Hansard and finding the jokes. THIS IS NOT HELPING MY CLEAR MY OFFICE!

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@paris_david I just re-read my 1 July piece on why the calls for Conroy’s sacking were daft. I stand by it. http://arseh.at/27k

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@paris_david Some folks do seem to have trouble accepting that, despite their own views, Senator Conroy has actually accomplished stuff.

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AFR’s profile of Senator Conroy is online, free: “NBN Bro” http://arseh.at/27i HT @peterjblack

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RT @deptofinternets: Traveling salesmen rejoice! “Baby, I didn’t get VD from a hooker in Atlanta; it was the TSA!”

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TSA agents often don’t change gloves between patting down passengers. http://arseh.at/27h

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Do garage sales actually work?

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@stufromoz Those booklets are probably the only printed material that will be given away.

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@stufromoz I have nothing on Active Directory, no. There may be some computer-related books during the week.

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No @Wyld there is NO chance that wine of any kind, nice or otherwise, will be offered. However there will be some books.

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@Nickhodge Social media is THE key transformational technology of the first half of the 21st Century.

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Lot 3 gone to @GumbyRoffo. Please email me [see website] your snail mail address and I’ll post them Monday.

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“For Dummies” infosec booklets: “Network Access Control” and “Data Leakage”, will post free to first punter. [lot 3]

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Lot 1 gone to @greymatter78. Since you live locally, we can arrange to hand it over. I’ll message suggestions.

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Norton Anti-Virus 2010 with Antispyware for PC not-for-resale sample unopened. Will post free to first who wants it. [lot 2]

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Norton 360 All-in-One Security v4.0 for PC, not-for-resale sample. Unopened. Will post free to first person who wants it. [lot 1]

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Over coming weeks, as I clear out my accumulated stuff, I will tweet stuff for sale and to give away. All will be hashtagged @scleanup

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Reminder: @ApostrophePong’s “Piss off, I’m leaving” party is next Sat 4 Dec from 2pm. http://arseh.at/26i

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WordPress plug-in for live A/B testing of headlines. http://arseh.at/27f Ping @crikey_news

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Lowy Institute paper on e-Diplomacy [ugh!]: “A digital DFAT: joining the 21st century” http://arseh.at/27e HT @Jester_Jeff

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Stupid journalism cliché #267: Whenever anything is popular, people are “addicted”. God you are people pathetic!

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Not just population, @Wyld Indonesia tops world Twitter usage per capita. http://arseh.at/27d

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Animated mapping of Twitter: one day’s geotagged tweets. Note Jakarta. http://arseh.at/27c

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War Tard: “How would an actual shooting war on the Korean Peninsula play out?” http://arseh.at/27b Ping @expectproblems

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Michael Blastland on how “news values” distort reality. http://arseh.at/279 Much like my Hallucinating Goldfish. http://arseh.at/27a

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The Guardian’s “Journalist blogging and commenting guidelines” are quite sensible, I think. http://arseh.at/278

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OpenAustralia’s continuing attempts to have their site unblocked by Customs’ internet filters. http://arseh.at/277

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It is rather inconvenient that the Parliament House website is currently geb0rken. Are those annoying kiddies at it again?

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Sat plan: Potter in my office, aiming to make my desk look less like a dumpster exploded; gym & something Greek w@SnarkyPlatypusypus.

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RT @AOCarr: Fox News takes to posting stories from The Onion to attack Obama : http://bit.ly/eOwjJt

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“Adventurous” IS relative. Some people’s Twitter streams seem to indicate that merely catching the train to work is a harsh adventure.

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RT @tonybarrell: Speaking as an older person it does get easier to define quite mundane activities as ‘too adventurous’. Like bending down .

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Is it possible to be too old for adventures? I think not.

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