Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 15th, 2011

RT @purserj: Cyber chaos kittens? [Is there any other kind?]

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RT @jasonlangenauer: Is this long and unnecessarily detailed story the fisting one? [No, that gets filed on Sunday, somewhere new.]

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Long and probably unnecessarily detailed story for CSO filed. It probably needs kitteh pics.

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@juzzytribune There’s an ever-so-slight chance you’re taking this a teensy bit more seriously than I’d intended.

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I have to be not-serious for a moment because I have been reading Hansard and legislation and that always makes my brain hurt.

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What does a “ballistics dog” do? arseh.at/l1o Should @firstdogonmoon investigate? [P.S. I liked “petulant flouncer”.]

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@en_gy @joelgibson But wait, if you have BIGGER drinks that means FEWER facts in stories, doesn’t it? I am so confused.

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But, @joelgibson, “You’re allowed a drink between fact checks”? That means only 24 facts per story!

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Thank you for your support, @BundyB @joelgibson @BeauGiles @janek85.

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Fark. I just made ANOTHER phone call and checked ANOTHER fact. This journomalism is really hard work!

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@Asher_Wolf Yes, the “street hacker” comment is from ASIO director-general Irvine. AFAIK the full speech has not been published yet.

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Negotiating “fisting” with an editor. Losing.

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@onlineeds Local infection (abscess) in tooth root, didn’t clear with basics so cocktail inc metronidazole. 14-day course, 2-day flush time.

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Sadly @KarenVelakoulis @onlineeds it’s no drinks for me until 21/9. And I could so handle a beer right now.

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The waiter just looked at me funny. I think he heard me on the phone, talking about “ASIO” and “recordings” and stuff.

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@cheshireb Last antibiotics Monday, assuming infection is cleared. First drink 48 hours and 11 seconds later.

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@franksting But that’s @LiamT’s ASIO article. I want my ownASIO article. Or I’ll sulk. A big sooky sulk. Just like @firstdogonmoon does.

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I can make up a tech story if you like, @franksting? I’m meant to be writing an op-ed about ASIO, but, you know…

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Well, cybercrime is Attorney-General, @therevmountain, but a major media inquiry was announced yesterday. But yes, assylum seekers.

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Senator Conroy was once called a “factional Dalek”, @adm_76. He now proudly displays a life-sized inflatable Dalek in his office.

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RT @katinacurtis: Katter on the phone in chamber during division. Speaker: “I inform the member for Kennedy that he can’t phone a friend.”

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I know, @engochick. We could ask Conroy for his favorite colour. Whether he inflates his Dalek with air, helium or, for parties, nitrous.

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RT: CSO: “‘Insidious’ cyber chaos too fast for ASIO” by @LiamT and a little me. arseh.at/l1c

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I so need a drink.

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“Few”. I left out the word “few”. BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR CONROY ABOUT CONROY’S PORTFOLIO!

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Turning off @ABCNews24. FFS! You got Senator Conroy for just a minutes before the midday news, and then wasted it! Arsehats.

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WTF? Conroy is COMMUNICATIONS Minister. Why is @ABCNews24 wasting his and our time with repetitive assylum-seeker questions? Sideshow crap!

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I only turned it on ‘cos I saw someone say that Senator Conroy is on next.

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Hang on. This obesity story ran yesterday, @JophnBirmingham wrote an op-ed last night for this morning, and @ABCNews24 is reporting it now?

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RT @dobes: And those releases are also ignored. [This is quite significantly true.]

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For every ounce of cynicism expressed about Gartner’s Magic Quadrant there’s a pound of boasting media releases when companies get there.

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@The_Knuckle Yes, @LiamT is overseas. But with the magic of technology, we can know what people said from a distance.

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I think you’re in trouble as soon as you measure things in gallons, @BernardKeane. Oil… Hats… Cocaine…

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“Sarah Palin snorted cocaine off 55 gallon oil drum” arseh.at/l1f [Oh. What size drum should we use?] Via @henrytapia

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@kerryjcom Check with @Reemski and @purserj, at their conference someone mentioned a cost-effective video captioning service.

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@charispalmer Oh I’ll definitely see if we can catch up… and I can watch you drink beer at least. Still 6 days to go…

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CSO: “‘Insidious’ cyber chaos too fast for ASIO” by @LiamT and a little me. arseh.at/l1c

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Friday afternoon meeting postponed. I have free time in Sydney tomorrow, should anyone need to see me.

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Add to your reading list the Australian govt’s Cyber White Paper “Connecting with confidence” arseh.at/l1a HT @sherro58

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Thu plan: Sub for CSO (done); quick web geekery for a client; write for CSO; remainder TBA, depending on gruntle level.

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RT @bigrb: If I grunt at you will you become gruntled? [Depends what you’re wearing. Obviously.]

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@sortius Yeah @Telstra Next G is shite in Sydney CBD, North Sydney, Potts Point / Kings Cross and often Newtown too. MOAR CELLZ!

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Right. That’s @LiamT’s story for CSO subbed. With luck, @LiamT will still be allowed back into the country after this one. Stand by.

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Alternatively, @Telstra, please ask Thodey to send his hit squad out to shoot every backpacker with an iPhone. Or without. Just to be sure.

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Dear @Telstra, please put WAY more Next G data capacity into Potts Point, Sydney. Work is rendered rather difficult every time I’m here.

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Fursday. Phine then.

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