Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 26th, 2011

RT @Wyane: Oh yeah right. shoot the messenger. [Well, yeah, you start there, obviously, but that’s not all that’s required.]

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@R_Chirgwin Oh nothing major, just that it’s a completely different network and it ignores me. But, you know, that’s probably sensible.

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The internet is overrated anyway.

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Ah, these internets at Lilyfield are different from previously.

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Rolled-up newspapers. Ouch.

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“I’m so stupid I’ll dive naked into a river, so buy this stuff.’

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Why is a Bear Grylls endorsement worth, like anything?

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That’d be like neutrinos.

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A tweet about some sort of calculation involving hipster factor, alcohol content and rootability.

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Interacting with Japanese businessmen in the street.

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I have no idea what you mean, @The_Rooster. Also, shut up, they’re watching.

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Editors are lovely people and it would be a mistake to ever question whether they’d actually read your pitch. Because they are lovely.

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RT @JohnBirmingham: Many suggestions from twitter were hilarious. But unusable. [That’s the 21st century, right there in that tweet.]

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Yes, yes, you play computer games. You’re Special.

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RT @ibbers: 1 beer for hour the Belgians held off the Germans. [So, about a pony then. Righty-oh.]

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@adm_76 Secret kittens. Secret LOGO kittens, They will haunt you in your sleep.

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So, hypothetically speaking, how much Belgian beer is permitted on a Monday?

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You think it’s turtles, don’t you! Well it’s not turtles. Of course it’s kittens. IT’S KITTENS ALL THE WAY DOWN!

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That’s not an infographic, you stupid cunt! It’s just out-of-context yellow numbers on a grey background.

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DO ANY OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK THE INTERNET?

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@jdub I have been imagining you as a little girl all afternoon.

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Dear @jeamland @grantshow, please compare your mis-reads and come back when you’ve got your story straight.

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@ibbers Oh good, because you can’t be too careful.

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@ibbers The hyper-intelligent dolphins from Atlantis, obviously. They’ve been Sending Instructions. Do you have fillings in your teeth?

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@ibbers Yeah, sure, that’ll do as an explanation if you like. It seems to cause you consternation so let’s go with it.

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I really do need to get a firearms license again.

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What? “Good morning, I’m wondering if I might engage with you today?” @StephenYarwood @wolfcat Who the fuck even speaks like that?

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Illuminati “conspiracy theories” are hardly just “theories”, @ibbers. But if you want to live a life of ignorance, feel free.

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Peter Gabriel, “Steam”. Apparently. And it’s not some gay sex-on-premises promotional song. No, it’s not. It’s not.

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@quietdiscourse Sadly, antibiotics don’t “kick in”. Trust me on this.

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Misplaced apostrophe fail.

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@jillhill99 I have no idea what the chickens are doing. Sitting, yes, its possible I suppose.

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@stemcd It’s only hard to photograph if you intend your image to be a work of fiction rather than recording reality. YMMV. ROFLBBQ. Etc.

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Thanks, @jillhill99, that really does sum up my life. yfrog.com/nyu34ssj

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So does Facebook use an army of cut-outs to post false guides to deleting your Facebook account, @paulwallbank?

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“Reconfirming” is such an odd concept. Either it’s confirmed or it’s not.

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There is something innately amusing about bees. And ducks.

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RT @abcmarkscott: Julian Morrow is now giving evidence to the Senate inquiry about ABC programming. [Next, sheep with evidence on abbatoir.]

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Thingowhatsit story filed, via the email dooverlackie.

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Yes, email subject lines are an intelligence test. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.

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Back to writing, finally.

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@rycrozier Nah, it’s only 2 visits and the tooth is definitely dead. There is… history.

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Root canal required, eh? Whacko.

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Awaiting the dentist.

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And that’s the wireless done with today. I think.

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On hold for the wireless… again…

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Next up, @abcgoldcoast at 1035 or 1040 AEST to talk more Facebook. Listen in at arseh.at/8gb as they say.

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Ah, l’esprit de l’escalier! Le sigh.

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Well that was a bit different from the main angle I expected. More “Why are we so compelled to stay connected all the time?”

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On hold for the wireless…

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Was there an unbalanced quote mark in my last tweet? Why didn’t Twitter crash?

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New “Patch Monday” podcast: Cyberwar: back to basics” with @nphair arseh.at/l9s

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Today’s first radio spot talking Facebook is @ABCMidNorthNSW at 1010 AEST. They don’t appear to have the internets streamed.

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Radio spots changed. It’s now 1010 ABC North Coast NSW and 1040 ABC Gold Coast, talking Facebook. More time for writing now. Handy.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 68: Bad shoulder, with inquisitive rosellas” arseh.at/l9n

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Oh. I hope that today’s “Patch Monday” podcast is perfect, because I just deleted all the production files rather than backing them up.

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New blog poast: “Talking Facebook on ABC 666 Canberra”, with audio. arseh.at/l9l

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Science has determined that my shoulder is much improved today. I like science.

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Mon plan: Writing; 0940 & 1010 radio spots; 1220 dentist Darlinghurst; more writing, probably; quiet night, probably.

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Monday, as it happens. I am experiencing it live.

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