Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 23rd, 2011

Thank you for your support,@Taezar @stemcd @DeanBarnett @dananimal, and so on. Shame you’re not allowed to stab people on planes any more.

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@jasonlangenauer You may. Any time you like. Thank you.

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I think I might get the train to my SEKRIT North Shore spot, for the lulz.

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RT @mpesce I haven’t huffed ectoplasm in years. But man, it f**ks you up. [Man I want me some of that!]

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“Ectoplasmic huff”? Is that a thing?

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WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP ALREADY YOU ARSEHATS THE BLOODY DOOR ISN’T EVEN OPEN YET AND WE HAVE NO AEROBRIDGE FFS SIT DOWN AND BE PATIENT.

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Touchdown SYD, and we did not go off the end of 16L into Botany Bay.

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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@jkerrison Oh you’ll have an easy one I’m sure.

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In seat 20C a woman is using Adobe Lightroom to remove the pimples from her headshot. She hasn’t noticed her bra strap showing.

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@jkerrison Twitter simply isn’t to be trusted to properly understand our relationship. Wait.

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Oh here we go.

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Love the way @VirginAustralia announced the gate change for DJ669 but failed to mention the obvious delay. Not entirely honest, that.

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@jkerrison I can’t DM you, it says you’re not following me. That alone shows you have sense.

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RT @michaelneale: Is foursquare down? [One can only fucking well hope.]

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franksting 40% of my followers are in my head and 29.654% are Internet marketers. How many pink unicorns am I holding up?

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If @VirginAustralia intend DJ669 to depart at 1900 then they probably should have had an aircraft arrive by now.

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He scoffs a sausage roll, drinks premix Beam & cola, and his phone rings every 50sec without him stopping chewing.

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OH, man on phone: “File, then Open, and what does the top button say? OK, then? So double-click on that and press Send.”

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Confirmed sterile.

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Mobile: Bathroom; cab to Braddon then CBR airport; 1900 DJ669 CBR-SYD; cab to SEKRIT place; collapse.

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Well aside from me, obviously @ibbers. That goes without saying.

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RT @PointZeroOne: I would be but I don’t think the other train passengers would like it. [Nah go for it, it’s a great way to make friends.]

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So, just checking… Is there anyone currently masturbating over a photo of Gerry Harvey?

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@fat_asian I am beyond help, largely. But thanks for asking.

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@JohnBirmingham I’m trying to think of something involving lizards, tentacles and a rough pineapple, but… I’m out.

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@JohnBirmingham Some sort of distorted fairy tale approach comes to mind.

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@JohnBirmingham Your funny blog could have a character called Kyle, a deformed dwarf with a fascination for titties and sex with wombats.

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What’s so “nebulous” about vomiting?

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@R_Chirgwin Ta. Though it was probably not @justinian… ;)

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@lukehopewell Oh agreed, if you never ask etc etc. But, you know, no.

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Does the High Court of Australia even do superinjunctions, @Matt_Phipps? I thought it was a uniquely UK thing? /cc @peterjblack

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RT @peterjblack: what are you thinking, stil? [Nice try.]

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I may exhibit poor judgement at times, @lukehopewell, like, well, days with a Y in them. But I’m not entirely stupid.

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Thinking something which, if said aloud, would put me in contempt of the High Court of Australia. Hey, I don’t muck around.

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RT @expectproblems: You don’t want to get THAT wrong. A “hyphonic irrigation” is painful. [So true.]

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@danielstone Also there was no batcave. At least, now that I recall. I may have been drugged.

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@danielstone I think it’s something to go with being old. Things get cooler as you get older. And if I keep saying that…

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Persuading a client that a hyphen is not a colon.

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SEKRIT lunch was SEKRIT. And lunch. And yummy. And now, I must get some less-interesting things done.

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Huh? What have I done now, @QF1 @cloudjunky @ncb?

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Good panel discussion on cloud security for government at , I’ll have two stories from today at @CSO_Australia in due course.

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RT @expectproblems: Just realised I invented the word “depressiona”. Not sure what it means. [Like “fashonista”, makes career out of it.]

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Agreed, @dahowlett @jturner_ibrs, honesty is glorious. And therefore we don’t mind being told about HP’s products.

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I do like HP’s Chris Poulous: I’m the sales rep, this is basically a product pitch.

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@michaelneale Well, it’s more about whether you want the punters coming to your place or not.

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@michaelneale Are you talking in-calls or out-calls there?

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Rob Livingstone is speaking, competing against fresh bacon delivered to the tables. Good luck, mate!

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Colvinius RT @joshuafoust: If Japanese women doing aerobics and chanting “Hasta La Vista, Baby” is your thing, then… well… youtu.be/6ol4QQuIqS0

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Apparently we’re on the hashtag this morning.

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@BernardKeane Heh. Told you I wasn’t surprised as a dozen cookies on a typical news site. It’s just How Things Are Done.

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Raimund Genes, CTO Trend Micro, covers familiar “bad guys pwn the internet” stuff, but presents it very well. Story this afternoon.

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Nice to see @jturner_ibrs as MC start the morning by throwing away the agenda and asking for topic suggestions from the floor.

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Trend Micro Cloud Security conference arseh.at/ltl starts, of course with one of those over-blown corporate videos. Coldplay FTL.

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@BernardKeane 12, 15 cookies is no surprise to me, but then… um… we should see how many Crikey plants. Facebook, even? Not a good look.

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@BernardKeane So they’re no better since my “Fairfax’s hypocritical web ‘spying devices’ beat-up”? arseh.at/no7

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@franksting @leslienassar I think we’ve already had the “poor Kyle” magazine stories, haven’t we?

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Thank you, Hyatt Canberra Hotel, for playing Brian Eno’s “Music for Airports” at this hour.

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Well that was a quick cab ride and venue check! Time for a decent coffee before we start.

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@leslienassar I suspect a few people would pay food money to see a whole lineup of folks beat the crap out of him. I know I would.

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@prestontowers Actually, most “most people saw” things are “most people didn’t”. Very few things are seen by “most”.

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Wed plan: 0800 Trend Micro Cloud Security conf arseh.at/ltl Hyatt; 1230 SEKRIT lunch; writing; gap; 1900 DJ669 CRB-SYD; dinner?

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Wondering whether to link to the @mumbrella story showing what a cunt Kyle Sandilands is. Stating the obvious, really. I shan’t.

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Wednesday. Canberra. Heh.

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