Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 29th, 2011

@sylmobile Thanks. I’m amazed at the macro quality in the bee photo. It’s not exactly a high-end camera.

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New blog post, late: “Weekly Wrap 77: Canberra, infosec, Chinese and bees” arseh.at/oko

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@jasonlangenauer When I did computing science it was general knowledge that the halting problem could be solved if only you had enough LSD.

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@R_Chirgwin That’s OK, I have another plan. If you have enough pear cider your blood it tastes like fruit and mosquitoes hate it.

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@jasonlangenauer You’re not counting the not-stopping thing as difficult then? Or is that just exasperating?

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@R_Chirgwin There’s chemical agents for dealing with intruders like rats, mice, ants and wrinkled shirts, but nothing for airborne threats.

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“These pictures might be different…” flic.kr/p/8H3dAB

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@R_Chirgwin Is there an approved Die You Bastard Cunt Mosquitoes chemical, device of kinetic weapon?

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@jasonlangenauer You are somewhat behind the times. I blame caching.

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If you’re staying at Bunjaree Cottages any time soon, just remember: I have been handling the “clean” towels.

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New blog post: “Latest video: Aromatherpy (sic)” arseh.at/okg

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@miss_shiny Alas, the compliment is highly dependent on one’s relationship with @R_Chirgwin’s laundry.

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Ah, rediscovering some of my random photography: “Danger, Children of Putney, Danger” flic.kr/p/8ad1vC

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@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost The sound I just did was one I just heard, but then… do we have geckos up here?

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@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost “Perron’s Tree Frog”? Is that “Whirr-irr-it whirr-irr-irr-irr-it. Whirr-irr-it whirr-irr-irr-irr-it”?

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RT @oberonsghost: @R_Chirgwin ….breck-ke-kex ko-ax ko-ax……ko-ax [I bet you say that to all the boys…]

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There’s not many who can say they’re amply serviced by frogs, @R_Chirgwin, with the possible exception of Kylie Minogue.

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Full @media140au panel Digital Anonymity now online with @jessradio @karalee_ @Wrays @jkerrison arseh.at/oke

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@R_Chirgwin I suspect the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is down by the dam, ‘cos there’s so many bugs to be blatted there.

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I know where your towels are at, @R_Chirgwin, you hoopy frood!

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Oh here’s the train back quickly change the subject.

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Uhoh that’ll get back.

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RT @SBSNews: SBS’ Insight program is looking for creative, experienced television producers bit.ly/uYFinR [And about time, too!]

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@leslienassar A SMEG-Buster app is a Grand Public Service and you deserve an Order of Australia for it.

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“Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?” arseh.at/ojt

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Hail cue jokes, @BernardKeane! “A priest and a pedant were waiting at the bus stop…”

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Oh. This is definitely not the Marine Boy I remember… 마린보이! arseh.at/oj0

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Whitstable Oyster Company just offered me USD 7k monthly salary + 10% commission for receiving / performing wire transfers. Looks easy.

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Pic: Campbell Newman conducts LNP team bonding exercise. arseh.at/oiz

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How dare you people link to the ALP Draft National Platform without providing clear warning! Some of us have delicate stomachs.

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@peterhau No, it hadn’t occurred to me at all. /cc @nanopunk @dr_nic @bengrubb

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PitcherJenna RT @dr_nic: Please help @bengrubb procure a small child RT @bengrubb: We’re looking for a toddler who uses an iPad. jonathan.swan@smh.com.au

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@R_Chirgwin It’s still bright and sunny here at… Katoomba. I’ll be heading back soon. Operation Towel Rescue will be launched.

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Of course, @SnarkyPlatypus, being a radio expert is performing-seal stuff. You hear your name, you talk the same old bullet points.

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Done on the radio. It seems I forgot to press the “record” button properly. So my words have been lost in time. Like tears in rain.

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I’m on @abcgoldcoast 1615 AEDT / 1515 AEST [15 mins or so] talking exploding iPhone / holiday cybersafety. Listen at arseh.at/8gb

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Thinking I may have to declare an Edict on the subject of entitlement.

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We need population growth, @benrhughes? [cough] Refugees? [cough] Oh, sorry. White middle-class population. Working in nursing homes. Wait.

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Arriving at Katoomba. Thinking lunch, then drink, then @abcgoldcoast spot.

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RT @Pollytics LOW INCOME WORKERS SHOULD PAY FOR MY POST BREEDING RECREATION PROGRAM! <pretty much sums it up> [This!]

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Culture of fucking entitlement much!

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Do we really want government to be Rich Uncle Vincent, handing out red envelopes at every life event of note?

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So if I get you right, @WakeinFright, nursing home staffing is best solved by Moar Random Infants? I spot a few gaps in that plan…

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@MiaFreedman Explain to me again why “having a baby”, a perfectly everyday event, needs a “bonus” at all?

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@DeanBarnett Possibly you’re confusing Wentworth Falls with Waterfall?

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Surrounded by yellow flowers.

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It certainly smells like it will rain soon. Very quiet in the scrubland.

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; making the rest up as I go along, depending on hunger and thirst levels.

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I’m on @abcgoldcoast at 1615 AEDT / 1515 AEST talking exploding iPhones and holiday cybersafety. Listen at arseh.at/8gb

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Hmmm… Nearly 2pm. I should find some pants. And then find somewhere within 20km still serving lunch. Slack Tuesday is failing.

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Being emailed cheap deals for hotels in Bangkok.

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This is a seriously important tech breakthrough! arseh.at/oig

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Making inappropriate suggestions. Though there’s always the chance…

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@R_Chirgwin That Ethernet-over-Power thingo, did you get that working by any chance? I didn’t get a Round Tuit.

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RT: Wanted: Upper Blue Mountains location with northerly view and a decent bar to watch incoming rain this afternoon / evening.

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@bernyoung I have respondified to your internet letter, but it was full of links so it may have been spamerated.

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RT @electric589: I’ve always suspected the ‘freedom from porn’ was knowingly marketing. A selling point, esp. in middle-America. [Agreed.]

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@ApostrophePong Yeah the wind noise is a bit severe. You need a Dead Kitten!

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“If … you never have ice cubes in your freezer, be sure that your son is freezing the anal caverns of other men.” arseh.at/oic

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@expectproblems You’re offering your laundry as a drinking venue?

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@dananimal As it happens I am this throwing those exact questions back at the client.

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I see @ApostrophePong has found yet another way for Bangkok to kill you going about your everyday business. youtu.be/hJY37UcamqM

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Wanted: Upper Blue Mountains location with northerly view and a decent bar to watch incoming rain this afternoon / evening.

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RT @nanopunk: Skyrimming bit.ly/uhw11y [So, “Skyrim” and an unexplained link from @nanopunk. Am I brave enough?]

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YouTube-then-embed is indeed workable and suitably lazy, @Sephyre, but not in this case. Resolution is important, I’m told.

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So how are the smart kids putting still-image slideshows with an audio track into WordPress these days?

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Thu plan, belated, unordered: Catch up on “paperwork”; catch up on blog posts; find somewhere nice to watch the rain arrive; drink there.

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Wait? There’s a web browser in iDevices, @NewtonMark @expectproblems? I should try this web thing. I hear it’s even better than AOL.

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MT @expectproblems: I suspect Farmville has done more damage to our society as a whole than pornography has. [WE CAN MEASURE THIS!]

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Steve Jobs apparently believed a great many things, @expectproblems. “Freedom from pornography” has to be one of the most daftest.

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RT @charispalmer: Yes, but the baby bonus has been cut - how will we populate our nation!!!!! [There’s an app for that but Apple banned it.]

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Numbers about “the economy” always sound big WHEN YOU FORGET TO DIVIDE BY 22.8 MILLION!

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RT @charispalmer: So the deficit just blew out to $37 billion [Doesn’t seem much. $1600pp? Compare credit card debt!]

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Today’s forecast up here: 26C, shower or two developing. Tomorrow: 24C, a few storms and showers. Yum. I’ll sort some images and audio.

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Stretch. Chewsday. Having slept in, much-neededly. Let’s be reasonable about this.

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