Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 2nd, 2012

All the tequilas.

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I can probably rebuild my memories later using Google Street View and hypnosis.

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So this is where Jack Kerouac used to drink? And another round of bloody marys? Yeah this all works.

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Dedicated to Mechanics by James Mervyn Donahue in memory of his father Peter Donohue instagr.am/p/PDKEXHCFps/

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@lewellyn No hurry. No need to eat early. I’ll amble up that way and do some writing over a refreshing drink of some kind.

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@cxi You can wear giant polka dots if you’re a jockey.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis très magnifique aujourd’hui. Et vous?

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@lewellyn No rush. It’s a beautiful day and I’m enjoying the walk.

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Sat plan, updated: Lunch closeby; wander San Francisco until @lewellyn emerges; drinks, dinner etc. No local mobile data, updates irregular.

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@michaelneale Oh I definitely run backups! I generate several GB of data a day, like audio of interviews. If I lose it, I’m screwed.

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Photo: “Reach for the Moon”, San Francisco. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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Photo: “View from Millers Point, Sydney” flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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While I’m waiting for this backup to finish so I can head out for lunch, here’s a few more photos that I’ve taken recently…

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“Single Christians? Good news! More than 2 million singles have joined ChristianMingle Dot Com in the last year.”

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 116: Porn, planes and presentations”, posted a week late. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/11…

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“City under siege”!

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Oh no! “Police have speculated that he may have shaved off all his body hair and is posing as a woman.” MASTER OF DISGUISE!

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The police will definitely catch this guy. They’ve printed 2000 flyers!

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“Police make a grisly discovery.”

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“Bludgeon” is a very woody word.

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OH: “He was living in the city’s gay community, and enjoying the company of older, wealthy men…” WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

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OH: “Miami, City of Fear.”

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OH, police on TV: “They said he was a master of disguise. He could have a wig on or anything.” MASTER OF DISGUISE! A WIG!

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I am irradiating your children instagr.am/p/PCrWQciFrU/

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Apparently the ordinary people of America don’t just have opinions, they have a Narrative!

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OH, random TV advert: “Sticky Buddy! Just rinse it, dry it, and it’s sticky all over again!”

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OH, MSNBC: “Doesn’t everyone want their pantries to look like the MOMA? I know I do.”

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@DeanBarnett OK, I had some facts wrong. But this Fox news bulletin is far truthier than your fancy pants NBC.

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Teen dies in New York party bus accident. He had his head out the top hatch as the bus drover under the George Washington bridge.

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Kidnapped teen found safe.

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That was special. The first time I’ve heard “area couple”, “area man” etc in an actual American news bulletin. The Onion wasn’t lying!

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Area couple takes a month to realise they’ve won $52 million in a lottery.

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@expectproblems “Groovy people”? Bah! Here in San Francisco we have wayward dolphins on TV!

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@expectproblems WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY THINGS IN AMERICA THEY FROWN UPON IT.

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President Obama is going to Carolina and they’re going to put him into a cage to fight panthers!

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@lewellyn I managed to avoid the political news on this trip so far, but I’m familiar with the American brand of politician.

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“Hi, I’m Chris.” “And I’m Eric.” “WE’RE THE FRUIT GUYS!”

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Traffic on Highway 237 is running smoothly.

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@lewellyn But it’s perfectly possible to read from a teleprompter and sound normal. I thought it would’ve been a basic job requirement.

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“How much is a litre of unleaded petrol around the world?” betweentheaxles.com.au/how-much-is-a-… HT @ViciousPotato Ping @lewellyn

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Why can’t TV reporters talk in a normal human cadence? I may have to issue an Edict about that.

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This 60th Annual Sausalito Art Festival looks a bit grim.

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@mudville100 I’m talking to America. The United States of America. And/or Fox KTVU. And/or the voices in my head.

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DrJJoyner This is America; we don’t recognize foreign precedents RT @dmataconis: Today is International Bacon Day. You know what to do, people.

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Yeah, I just made light of a triple murder suicide, America, but then you ran it ten stories down from an orphan bear cub so you started it.

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RT @lewellyn: He failed, obviously, if he only got two. [Especially given he was an ex-marine with a pistol and an AK-47. Useless.]

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Man who once tweeted “Is it normal to want to kill all of your coworkers?” has now shot and killed two of them before shooting himself.

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Amazon to start collecting sales tax on sales to California. Expected to raise $USD 317 million revenue for the state.

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RT @jdub: And they said FuelWatch was a silly idea. [Yeah I mean what market would want, um, market information?]

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82yo Santa Rosa man charged with attempted murder of a cyclist who rode thru his retirement community. Drove his golf cart into him.

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RT @lewellyn: Gasoline in .us has tax included in the price. Much of the price is tax. Also, californiagasprices.com

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@ViciousPotato Yes, the headline was that Labor Day gas prices were the highest ever. It’s almost all local holiday weekend stories so far.

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Fuel prices in Australia in a searchable geolocated database. motormouth.com.au

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Hang on. There’s an 8.5% sales tax here in California. Would Fox be citing pre-tax prices? I assume so.

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So my arithmetic, @lewellyn @ViciousPotato, that makes Australia’s retail petrol (“gas”) prices 20% higher than the US.

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RT @ViciousPotato: And yet, that’s not even AU$1.10/L. [Thanks. Sydney prices are around AU$1.34 currently, I see.]

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Gas prices this Labor Day long weekend are amongst the highest ever. USD 4.23 at the pump.

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IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE WAY WE CLEAN! TO FREE OURSELVES FROM THE SMELL OF BLEACH! TO CARE ABOUT THE ONES WE LOVE! WITH HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!

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“Share the thrill. Share the love.” With vision of a school of fish.

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The commercial salmon fishing season for the area between Point Arena and Point Sur started today.

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An orphaned black bear cub rescued from a fire in Idaho is recovering.

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FREE TERMITE INSPECTION!

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For the first time in months, I’ve turned on a television. I have of course chosen to watch Fox KTVU. Because I’m responsible.

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RT @BecFitzgibbon: Fun fact: You don’t have to put a hashtag on every tweet.

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