Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 13th, 2012

@simone_au Who’s doing angry tweets? I’m not angry. Bitterly disappointed with the pointlessness of human existence, perhaps, but not angry.

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chrisberg good thing we’re not giving trolls the attention they seek

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@CrankyDevGuy Oh. The ol’ “Yeah well they do it too” defence? Well played.

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@en_gy Can’t you just watch your torrented porn on the laptop screen for a change? @ozdj

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I’ve been awake since before 0500, I’m tired, I’m stressed, and I’ve just seen some appalling examples of overt sexism. Tread carefully.

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@CrankyDevGuy Sorry, since when does “in general” mean “all of them”? Please apply your critical thinking organ to the task.

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Mind you, for every Admiral Nimitz there’s a thousand worker-droids inserting rivets into steel plates. Did rivets have a GUI?

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At least plumbers, carpenters, bricklayers etc have to get off their arses and do a hard day’s work for their sub-median wages.

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The immediately previous tweet relates to this OH, which I record as a note to self for writing up tomorrow: “Girl fight!”

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Well, there’s evidence that the IT industry is, in general, little more than a bunch of cashed-up bogans. Future-makers my arse.

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@michaelaulia Sure. My pics will be CC-BY licensed eventually. Link to stilgherrian.com please.

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The choice of food is meat lover’s pizza over vegetarian pizza . Heard of the bell curve? instagr.am/p/PgtdhwiFoq/

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Searching for solid food.

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@jodiem They’re not hiding us away. They’re giving us a safe refuge from 2500 drunk male Windows developers downstairs.

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@bgoodger You clearly don’t understand how journalism works.

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@caseyjohnellis I’m here, and “aut ched” probably explains it as well as anything else.

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So they just wheeled this into the media work room… instagr.am/p/PgexlnCFk-/

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Wow. If you step outside the media operations room you can find an entire convention centre!

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@mpesce Thank you, and yes I’m on the Gold Coast being indoctrinated with Tout les Propagandas Microsoftique.

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In the media operations room (meeting room 2), sorting thru a comms backlog at day’s end.

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RT: Me at @crikey_news: “Apple’s new JesusPhone arrives — but it’s all about the software”crikey.com.au/2012/09/13/app…I

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OH, Person A: “What do they have there?” Person B: “Beer.” Person A: “You mean LIQUID BREAD!?!”

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OH: “No, I said I’m invoking Section 42, not Rule 34.”

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SUBMIT TO THE CHICKEN!

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RT @HPEnterpriseAU: Dont forget to download Windows Server 2012 from TechNet - ow.ly/dv4Wb [Via the event Wi-Fi? Sure!]

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dailytelegraph @dailytelegraph is hoping for someone on who is opposed to to tell us why news@dailytelegraph.com.au - story & pic

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@marcfennell And what about @gusworldau? He’s sitting across from me, sulking… @adam_turner @alexkidman

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barryhoney how the new logo design came to be! pic.twitter.com/YXMy08Hd

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So this other story that I said I’d have finished by 0900 today? I might do a bit more work on it now, OK?

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So, @gusworldau, this is “The Shave” video that @ApostrophePong and I made, as just mentioned. vimeo.com/2915617

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RT @gusworldau: Here is @stilgherrian and his furry friend at flickr.com/photos/microso… [Gawd. I’ve put on wait.]

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Me at @crikey_news: “Apple’s new JesusPhone arrives — but it’s all about the software”crikey.com.au/2012/09/13/app…I

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@SnarkyPlatypus Patience, Butterfly, I have yet to explore the dessert.

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Beef tenderloins with zucchini, sambal and pearl bocconcini salsa, plus salad instagr.am/p/Pf440qCFi-/

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Amanda Palmer provides further evidence that “crowdsource” really means “do my shit for free”. prefixmag.com/news/amanda-pa…

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So, story filed for @crikey_news, including gratuitous masturbation reference. Welcome to my life.

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expectproblems All this talk of Thunderbolt and Lightning makes me want to listen to Queen and forget that Wayne’s World ever happened to it.

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OH: “I hate being trolled by Linux distros, put it that way.”

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It’s OK, fellow journalists, it’s back instagr.am/p/PfqvIyiFnk/

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RT @Yin_Izanami: I must be the only person at with a laptop running linux. [Nope. @dobes is too.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, there was a moment of panic in the media room, with PR operatives sternly concerned for journalists’ welfare.

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“Something something it’s being cleaned. We’ll bring it back.” THIS HAD BETTER BE TRUE!

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Panic in the media operations room! They’re taking away the coffee machine! instagr.am/p/PfoANFCFmL/

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SnarkyPlatypus There are a lot of things that feel better in the hand than a bloody phone.

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Discussing the finer points of section 42 of the Copyright Act 1968 with respect to this image I’m about to put into my story.

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OK, I’m into writing mode now so @seamus doesn’t go all postal on me when he arrives.

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rod3000 Apple missed a big opportunity releasing iPhone 5 without a troll lock.

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freitasm Here, let me help you and point out Windows Phone news today… Ignore the ones in the orange boxes ;) twitpic.com/aty0re

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@SnarkyPlatypus You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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So this is what tonight’s HYPED event is about instagr.am/p/Pfd6qsiFvh/

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RT @NickHodgeMSFT: I believe that this is.gd/8P4utG explains my yesterday [Except that’d be Number 2…]

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Beyond the breakfast pancakes instagr.am/p/PfbWXzCFtx/

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OH, media operations room: “The internet is a service that runs on Azure.”

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Spinach, brie and mushroom wrap with breakfast pancakes instagr.am/p/PfZkpzCFsR/

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RT @R_Chirgwin: Sunrise is just another form of trolling. [So very true. Channel 7 should be ashamed of themselves.]

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En route to the media operations room for breakfast. Stand by for photographic evidence.

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Jesus fuck I just pitched an iPhone 5 op-ed what is wrong with me.

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@paulwallbank Yeah I’m fairly sure that’s actionable defamation right there, Mr Wallbank. :P

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@lewellyn Well obviously I am so much better than so many things. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. C’est un matin glorieusement beau sur la côte d’or. Il compense l’épuisement. Et vous?

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@lewellyn Well that just shows how considerate I am by providing a range of data viewing opportunities without charging you extra.

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Hang on, I’ll re-post that via Flickr ‘cos yfrog doesn’t automatically display in Janetter for me and I’m sulking.

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Kinda the same thing, I suppose… yfrog.com/h0n0jhrj

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Another Pacific dawn, with Moon instagr.am/p/PfLHkpCFhv/

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Thu plan, interim: Write for @zdnetaustralia; Microsoft TechEd australia.msteched.com all day, details TBA.

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Despairing for humanity.

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Oh dear again. The Apple thing is still going?

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