Gone.
“I’ll have a gin.” “What’ll you have with it?” “More gin.”
With all that cocaine I thought things would turn out differently, @mpesce, but it’s all so unpredictable.
@nanopunk Have you been drinking?
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@nanopunk This? flickr.com/photos/stilghe… I just had to research the language you are speaking. A trick of the light, Young Miss, no more.
Maybe “begonias” is a code.
Oh when they said “role play” I didn’t realise… oh goodness!
As far as I can determine, @D_Keating, it’s a weekday.
That really does seem to be quite a lot of cocaine and my guess is that things will not end well.
Hmmm… He shouldn’t be quite so careless with all that cocaine.
@deconstructo @ozdj @GeoffUpham I really don’t care if I’m denounced by critters that rummage in bins for their livelihood. Lettuce job.
@ozdj I have denounced ibises previously. They must be stopped. #StopTheIbises
1888 Time to Party instagr.am/p/PoFH_ECFoq/
Worst. Farewell. Scene. Ever. instagr.am/p/PoEcKzCFoV/
Belittling people whose lives revolve around gadgets, he was instagr.am/p/PoDhm4iFn2/
Core services instagr.am/p/Pn_fmWCFlh/
OH: “The head could use some work but the rest of it’s not too bad.”
@mpesce Which official said this? The Overlord for Computational Taxonomies?
@BernardKeane Joy Baluch was certainly mayor of Port Augusta in the mid-1980s, and she didn’t feel new then.
@Colvinius Oh. He’s got a book. Say no more.
RT @Colvinius David Byrne: ‘It feels like the end of history in pop music’
gu.com/p/3acx7 [No, David, just the end of YOUR history.]
@engin_eer It’d have to be bloody special cheese. With pure gold flakes and nuggets of cocaine.
@bleeters @GuamGuy @ZDNet Agreed. We’re all pretty shit writers, but obviously I’m the worst. In history.
@paulwallbank I’m sure there’ll be cheese in the green room… but… there are limits.
“If I was seen sharing cheese with a woman it could be misinterpreted.”
@en_gy Why? What did you do to the old mattress?
“If I just get rid of the dog corpse, there’s a chance I might still get laid here.”
@en_gy I’m in a fine mood, being reminded of the glory of sexual humiliation. “Like that dream I had about Alan Sugar and the badger.” You?
“Oh. Great. An orgy. I’ll disappoint three people instead of just one.”
“I don’t want sweet punani action. I want to take your bishop and grind you down.”
Desiccated love!
@en_gy Isn’t it always a thrill, making an unexpected discovery?
The only way is up, baby, for you and me, baby. The only way is up, for you and me.
But if we should be evicted from our homes we’ll just move somewere else and still carry on. Hold on, Hold on, Hold on.
We been broken down, the lowest turn, and been on the bottom line. Sure ain’t no fun.
“This is almost certainly a bad idea, but I won’t know for sure until I’ve done it.”
“It’s almost like a moral decision, but not really because no-one will find out.”
@scooter_lass Yes, they’re three shots of the same family. One on land before I crept too close and they took to the water.
While I’m eating all the things, please enjoy these Ducks at Parramatta. flickr.com/photos/stilghe… flickr.com/photos/stilghe… flickr.com/photos/stilghe…
@SnarkyPlatypus Excellente idée. Êtes-vous en mesure de fournir quelque chose qui va aléser les tuyaux pleinement?
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Mes tuyaux semblent être obstrués ce matin. Ils ont besoin d’être débloqué. Pouvez-vous m’aider? Et vous?
@nanopunk I didn’t make the image.
HELLO SUNDAY THIS IS A VERY LOVELY DAY BE AWAKE NOW OK.