Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 16th, 2012

“I’ll have a gin.” “What’ll you have with it?” “More gin.”

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With all that cocaine I thought things would turn out differently, @mpesce, but it’s all so unpredictable.

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HAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!

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@nanopunk This? flickr.com/photos/stilghe… I just had to research the language you are speaking. A trick of the light, Young Miss, no more.

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Maybe “begonias” is a code.

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Oh when they said “role play” I didn’t realise… oh goodness!

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As far as I can determine, @D_Keating, it’s a weekday.

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That really does seem to be quite a lot of cocaine and my guess is that things will not end well.

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Hmmm… He shouldn’t be quite so careless with all that cocaine.

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@deconstructo @ozdj @GeoffUpham I really don’t care if I’m denounced by critters that rummage in bins for their livelihood. Lettuce job.

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@ozdj I have denounced ibises previously. They must be stopped.

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Worst. Farewell. Scene. Ever. instagr.am/p/PoEcKzCFoV/

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Belittling people whose lives revolve around gadgets, he was instagr.am/p/PoDhm4iFn2/

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OH: “The head could use some work but the rest of it’s not too bad.”

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@mpesce Which official said this? The Overlord for Computational Taxonomies?

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@BernardKeane Joy Baluch was certainly mayor of Port Augusta in the mid-1980s, and she didn’t feel new then.

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RT @Colvinius David Byrne: ‘It feels like the end of history in pop music’
gu.com/p/3acx7 [No, David, just the end of YOUR history.]

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@engin_eer It’d have to be bloody special cheese. With pure gold flakes and nuggets of cocaine.

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@bleeters @GuamGuy @ZDNet Agreed. We’re all pretty shit writers, but obviously I’m the worst. In history.

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@paulwallbank I’m sure there’ll be cheese in the green room… but… there are limits.

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“If I was seen sharing cheese with a woman it could be misinterpreted.”

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@en_gy Why? What did you do to the old mattress?

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“If I just get rid of the dog corpse, there’s a chance I might still get laid here.”

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@en_gy I’m in a fine mood, being reminded of the glory of sexual humiliation. “Like that dream I had about Alan Sugar and the badger.” You?

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“Oh. Great. An orgy. I’ll disappoint three people instead of just one.”

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“I don’t want sweet punani action. I want to take your bishop and grind you down.”

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@en_gy Isn’t it always a thrill, making an unexpected discovery?

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The only way is up, baby, for you and me, baby. The only way is up, for you and me.

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But if we should be evicted from our homes we’ll just move somewere else and still carry on. Hold on, Hold on, Hold on.

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We been broken down, the lowest turn, and been on the bottom line. Sure ain’t no fun.

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“This is almost certainly a bad idea, but I won’t know for sure until I’ve done it.”

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“It’s almost like a moral decision, but not really because no-one will find out.”

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@scooter_lass Yes, they’re three shots of the same family. One on land before I crept too close and they took to the water.

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While I’m eating all the things, please enjoy these Ducks at Parramatta. flickr.com/photos/stilghe… flickr.com/photos/stilghe… flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Excellente idée. Êtes-vous en mesure de fournir quelque chose qui va aléser les tuyaux pleinement?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Mes tuyaux semblent être obstrués ce matin. Ils ont besoin d’être débloqué. Pouvez-vous m’aider? Et vous?

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HELLO SUNDAY THIS IS A VERY LOVELY DAY BE AWAKE NOW OK.

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