Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 29th, 2013

thornae @JohnBirmingham @stilgherrian: There’s an Acura model with voice commands that will turn on the aircon if you fart:
vimeo.com/79534700

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@JohnBirmingham Excellent. I wonder whether the language settings would make a difference.

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I just heard an astoundingly loud fart through a closed wooden door.

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Wait, New South Wales has a government now?

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expectproblems Never thought I’d say this, but…. Go Barry!

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rdhinds A lot of emotional media farewells today. Remind me of the one I was given by Fairfax. pic.twitter.com/1DgPWUkg7C

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bunjaree With the bushfires long gone, we’d love to see the Blue Mountains full of tourists again in December! Vacancies at bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/

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wiggabitch if I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, I would choose dead, because it means more dinner for me

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@R_Chirgwin Oh excellent, it’s great when the support advice works. ;)

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@bigmac @jplonie @franksting Yeah, sorry to bail, but I’m exhausted. It’s a delivery and sloth kind of evening.

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@R_Chirgwin Well that’s good news. How many sphincters were ruptured to make that happen?

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dhindes Nextmedia buys PC & Tech Authority mumbrella.com.au/haymarket-medi… Unrelated: browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/201…

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jzellis If you want to see what a deregulated libertarian world would really look like, come to East Africa. pic.twitter.com/1xxAoI47Aj

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@feed_the_chooks Thank you. I think. Needs more crocodile though.

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“Walkley award-winning sushi maggot.”

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nichodges When I hear ad people predict “a future where everything is connected by data”, I imagine someone in the 90s predicting “a paperless office”

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dannolan hahah he is the best pic.twitter.com/gefvDQi7IP

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I’ve seen that movie.

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MrDenmore Thank you Comrade Hockey! Another record grain harvest for our glorious commonwealth! pic.twitter.com/0LuiM91Xaj

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me demande combien de chatons à sacrifier. Et vous?

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MrDenmore Centrist, pragmatic business leaders longing for a Turnbull return against all odds, says @latingle m.afr.com/p/opinion/new_…

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TumblrTXT Wish I could always love myself as much as I do when I’m taking selfies half naked.

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I think I might re-write the story of my life as kabuki.

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Fri plan: Complete writing stuff for @zdnetaustralia x 2, @CSO_Australia x 1; remainder TBA, but presumably TGIF.

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“Confidential briefing: NBN unlikely to meet Coalition’s deadline”, writes @zyzzyvamedia at @smh smh.com.au/it-pro/governm…

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Here we go. Friday. Fuck you all.

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