Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 7th, 2014

jrhennessy Imagine skeletal ghoul Kevin Andrews giving you advice on your sex life. Imagine him saying the word ‘clitoris’ 9news.com.au/national/2014/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Sep 7th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@purserj @R_Chirgwin @juhasaarinen It look very real it is the world’s largest English language news site.

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Sex with Kevin Andrews during a high alert state for nuclear war. Yep, I can deal with that.

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RT @sandyhay1: Putin Arrives At Secret Bunker Fortress, Orders Nuclear Forces To “High Alert” eutimes.net/2014/09/putin-… [Nice day for it.]

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sandyhay1 Putin Arrives At Secret Bunker Fortress, Orders Nuclear Forces To “High Alert” eutimes.net/2014/09/putin-…

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@moylecroft It’s today’s news. It’s not my fault.

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ddowza SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS SEX WITH KEVIN ANDREWS

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kcarruthers Is it multilingual? Also do they teach cunnilingus? 9news.com.au/national/2014/…

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So we are all visualising having sex with Kevin Andrews, right?

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I probably should have lunch soon.

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kcarruthers Do we actually have to have sex with Kevin Andrews to claim this? 9news.com.au/national/2014/…

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I despise your hashtag.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian Download the PDF. [I did download the PDF.]

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If anyone actually understands what’s going on in this country, can you please fax me?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Non, moi pas. Les spectateurs de football. Personnellement, je ne m’inquiète pas.

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sophbenj No dole for under-30s, but if your wife keeps demanding sex instead of quietly cooking & cleaning, the govt will pay for counselling.

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“Abbott offers taxpayer-funded sex lessons to intimacy-starved Aussies”, so there’s that. 9news.com.au/national/2014/…

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@evilsnoofy @franksting This sort of thing is outside my knowledge. I must trust your judgement.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il semble y avoir beaucoup de misère dans les villes du sud. Et vous?

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The party is disbanding.

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OH: “Ring my bee-eeeeeee-eeellll, ring my bell. Ring my beeee-eeeeee-eeeeeelll, ring my bell.” Except now directed to random passers-by.

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@anusha_srini She’s at a table maybe 4 metres away, one of four occupied tables in an area with about 10 tables all up.

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OH: “Ring my bee-eeeeeee-eeellll, ring my bell. Ring my beeee-eeeeee-eeeeeelll, ring my bell.” Preferred it when she was talking boob jobs.

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@evilsnoofy That bad, eh? It’s not on a screen where I am, but the twitters are full of much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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I gather that one of the football matches is currently causing difficulties in certain sectors.

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McDermie More incredible customer service. I can not think of any other industry where this would be publicly said. pic.twitter.com/WR4nZwAVRh

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@Rainyday8169 Indeed, this is what I find both fascinating and a little sad, but then I don’t know what she had to experience.

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@Asher_Wolf It’s hard to avoid her explanation. She’s not shy or quiet about it. We have all been informed.

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@belindafarrelly It’s a subtle distinction, I grant you…

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@anusha_srini This is basically my position too. Glad she’s setting her friends straight, but she’s a bit loud.

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@Asher_Wolf I’m not. She is. Well, I’m just passing on the nearby conversation.

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@anusha_srini She’s had a few, but I don’t think this is a drunken rant. Just confident with friends. And a bit loud.

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Actually, I think it’s rather cool that she’s confidently explaining all this. Not sure I’d do so loudly in the bar.

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I also get, from her description, that her breasts were, for her, embarrassingly small and people commented, so fair call to change IMO.

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Nevertheless, it is “boob implants” (her words) that she’s loudly explaining exceedingly loudly. She’s not shy about it.

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OH: “It wasn’t a cosmetic plastic surgery thing, it was a self-esteem thing on Medicare. I was on morphine all day.”

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Hurstville. With a beer.

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@ChrissieM It might be. If both toilets are locked off in car 2 then that’s the one. The timing is certainly right.

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How come @RealNickHodge has a gun and I don’t?

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@guymosel I’m afraid I’ve already moved on. The pace of modern life is breathtaking.

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@guymosel Oh please let me extract what little joy I can from life.

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Changing trains at Central. Exciting.

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One of my shoes has just disintegrated. Win.

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@NGruen1 Hmmm… I’m thinking “May be compromised, kill the number” is the easiest approach. Odd they suggested a delay, IMO.

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@NGruen1 Prevents people ‘finding” a stolen card and reactivating it, I guess, if they have the whole wallet full of ID.

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It’s kinda nice to see a family working together. A shame that lovely collaboration isn’t delivering quality.

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Too many vague adjectives, not enough citing of specific evidence.

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KarlSteel The argument for not reading the comments, in visual form pic.twitter.com/bHsipdHTnx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Sep 7th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Nevertheless, it’s mildly amusing to hear the dreadful clichéd lumps of boilerplate being jammed together.

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The “sophisticated understanding” doesn’t seem to include the how-to of shutting the fuck up in the quiet carriage.

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@AbstractCode Oh no, it’s the mother’s job application, I’m fairly sure.

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“Sophisticated understanding of social and cultural issues amongst youth from lower socio-economic communities.”

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Every now and then they feel the need to discuss it further with dad, who’s sitting on the opposite side of the train.

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When I say “discuss every sentence”, I mean for like ten minutes each, back and forth, reading back every edit.

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A woman and her daughter are writing a job application letter on the train. Mother dictating, daughter typing. They discuss every sentence.

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@ChrissieM Unfortunately the passengers are nowhere near as attractive.

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burgotastic Is Julian Assange turning into a chubby Donald Sutherland?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Sep 7th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @SpawnRich: @stilgherrian isn’t the documentary about building a stronger Australia? abc.net.au/tv/programs/ut… [Possibly.]

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Wait. Are we meant to be having sex with Kevin Andrews this morning?

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“CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE BOOKLET.”

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Ah here we go. “The First Year” is at the Liberal Party website. “Building a Stronger Australia”, apparently. liberal.org.au/first-year

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Now, where do I get a copy of this 20-page glossy about how wonderful Mr Rabbit’s government has been? It can’t find it on his website.

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The other day I (soft) launched “The 9pm Operation Budget Repair”, for my sins. stilgherrian.com/edict/00028a/

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Copyright infringement is terrorism, screech the revolution’s losers” zdnet.com/copyright-infr…

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Sun plan: Tidy certain parts of my world (in progress); train to Sydney Central, and thence to Hurstville; planning en route; evening TBA.

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snowballio It’s how he would’ve wanted to be remembered pic.twitter.com/tWJicrZHcY

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@BXGD @tomwatson No, you don’t understand, this is the Eternal Present of news. The past does not exist.

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“Killing Twitter: Why Algorithmic Timeline Spells The End Of The Revolution”, writes @tomwatson forbes.com/sites/tomwatso…

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Sun plan, draft: Tidy certain parts of my world; train to Sydney Central, and thence to Hurstville; planning en route; evening TBA.

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@BXGD Everything is worse than everything else.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis engagé dans une guerre sans fin contre le monde naturel. C’est épuisant. Et vous?

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Sunday. Their secret plan unfolds as they had hoped. You will find out soon enough just how dreadful it will be for you. Sunday.

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