Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 27th, 2014

Look, who cares where Shorten is? He’s about as useful as a meringue condom.

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abissicus No one grizzles when the Queen covers her head. pic.twitter.com/Qz3U48GiyP

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thegrugq 75% of 35,000 .gov requests to Microsoft were for metadata (“non-content”). Can we start calling “data” yet?

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Mind you, re that @9NewsBrisbane RT, “it is believed” hasn’t had a good run in terms of factuality this week.

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9NewsBrisbane Police are investigating two shootings at Mount Gravatt where it’s believed Muslims have been targeted

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@MikeCarlton01 You’re right. In the current climate I cannot afford to be so lax.

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@hughriminton @MikeCarlton01 Yeah yeah, I’ll add it to the list. Got a second sheet of paper I can borrow?

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@humphriesmark I suspect it has always been thus. It’s lonely work, challenging the narrative.

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@MikeCarlton01 They hate you for your chooks of freedom.

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@stitchsarah I tend to agree, but there’s nothing with the level of taboo and intensity, I fear.

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RT @PointZeroOne: Was he really a terrorist? [Stories such a s @feed_the_chooks’ suggest he was considered at-risk, not a threat.]

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@humphriesmark That’s another of those “one person” stories, isn’t it.

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Wow, just how much of a cunt would you have to be to treat a family funeral like this? pic.twitter.com/AyZPmgQlrv

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RT @beautifulepics: German Police Rescue Squirrel from Manhole Cover pic.twitter.com/3dYA8kcyVi [Germany has a Police Rescue Squirrel? AWESOME.]

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@michaelneale There’s a couple bits that might make you angry.

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Re-plug time: Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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@humphriesmark @paulwiggins @DailyMailCeleb It’s sheer brilliance, isn’t it! The skill required to turn nothing into news is… um, yeah.

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FatherBob “They hung people by their feet and shot these people in their stomachs”…. ISIS today?….Warsaw uprising 1944….the “civilised” West.

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RT @paulwiggins: Tom Jones trends on Twitter, leaving fans to believe he is dead dailym.ai/1uuza4h via @DailyMailCeleb [Well is he?]

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Hey @abcnews, I reckon the home page link “iPad prompts security scare” is straight up factually incorrect. Unscreened entry was the prompt.

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JamilaRizvi Just witnessed a man hold 14 unbroken, Cheezles in his mouth at once. We saw the face of God.

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DE_fromMB Just so we are all clear on the strategy as to why we are heading to war again. pic.twitter.com/SYv5eUOD9k

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I agree with @GreenJ, @feed_the_chooks is very good on Abdul Numan Haider today. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

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NicholasFryer This government makes every day special. Who ever imagined I’d eat a lasagne more intelligent than the Prime Minister of Australia?

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Vivienneclore Have we all seen the dog that looks like Richard Branson? pic.twitter.com/s9MSHmKxXk

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Gavin_Conroy Always watch your 6. pic.twitter.com/Hd2rauTqNl

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RT @R_Chirgwin: What would happen if I suddenly went sane? [Ooh! I love fantasy hypotheticals. Like, what if dogs were made of plutonium?]

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Well that always works.

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What even is “New Zealand”?

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RT @dannolan: Social media experts should be tarred and feathered as charlatans discuss [What’s to fuckin’ discuss? Temperature of the tar?]

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BlogsofWar People are afraid to point and say “Wow. That’s some ignorant redneck shit you just said there.” They shouldn’t be.

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@damobfc @BlogsofWar Then again, maybe it’s beer and early starts that will be the death of our species. Hard to say.

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@damobfc @BlogsofWar Dull literalism, and the inability see quote marks, will be the death of our species.

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GonzoHacker So imagine it’s like your first time taking acid and then BAM happens and you have to update bash on all your shit

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@BlogsofWar “Shut up. What would you know? I support Freedom. We must kill these people who think differently.”

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j_hutch News.com.au is looking for a Tech editor - seek.com.au/job/27350340

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It might be safer not to leave the house today. There’s three bottles of wine left, so I should make it through to nightfall.

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@scottcarson1957 Are they asbestos roofing shingles? ‘Cos I could go with that.

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@scottcarson1957 And at least you have the decency not to push your kale perversions onto others. Privacy of one’s own home, Freedom etc.

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RT @PatricLand: Uber driver allegedly bashed passenger in the head with a hammer flip.it/lgpHo [There is no justice.]

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RT @dmflower: “@stilgherrian: What if that guy had sneaked some kale into Sydney airport?” Things would’ve eskaleted? [Oh Jesus wept…]

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EDBBeirut No one in the Israeli government has proposed a connection between Hezbollah and Ebola? You’re fired. (h)e(z)bol(l)a(h)

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What if that guy had sneaked some kale into Sydney airport?

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That @UNSWLawJournal issue on ‘Communications Surveillance, Big Data and the Law’ is now online. Enjoy. unswlawjournal.unsw.edu.au (2/2)

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Remember the @UNSWLawJournal mentioned in my “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps”? zdnet.com/why-big-data-e… (1/2)

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rklau Don’t ever change, Google Voice transcription. pic.twitter.com/bQcgpfFiuY

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@kcarruthers You can always kill him in his sleep. You have bushland nearby.

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RT @bjkraal: @stilgherrian there is no plan for a security breach, other than “everyone out of the pool!” [Fuck knows, all is SEKRIT.]

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kcarruthers Stop encouraging people to consume kale

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RT @SBSNews: Security breach at Sydney airport caused by man concentrating on his iPad, not where he was going - bit.ly/1rr0bTI

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Many have said that @murpharoo’s piece on the test facing Australian journalism is excellent. I tend to agree. theguardian.com/world/2014/sep…

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In which we learn how utterly disrupt air travel at a major airport without needing a plan or a weapon of any kind. abc.net.au/news/2014-09-2…

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BlogsofWar If everyone called out stupidity when they saw it stupid people would feel much less empowered. Instead, they think they’re in control.

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SwiftOnSecurity You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. pic.twitter.com/R0OA7vjx1U

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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Saturday. It is all far too frightening to contemplate. Pretend that they do not exist. Enjoy the game. Saturday.

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