Sulking.
RT @guardian: Norway’s new passport — already a design classic? http://t.co/Sm51svTGi6 http://t.co/SvDeGU3sWl
@SnarkyPlatypus Here are rather too many different kinds of shower bench. http://t.co/Y6z1koV4bY
Disgruntled.
@SnarkyPlatypus Is it the kind of bench to help old people get into the bath or be washed? Is the room wheelchair-friendly?
RT @seamus: Mr 8: “Do you know what a hamster is? Someone who only likes things no one else likes, and they roll their eyes and go ‘meh’ al…
@michaelneale @ajfitzpatrick I can do porn for you if you want.
RT @deconstructo: As Mr Hockey would say “they don’t eat as much” MT: “@Independent: Poor end up with 8 fewer teeth than the rich
http://t.…
@michaelneale I should hope so.
@michaelneale It has certainly caused some mirth, at least, in households where partners look at the credit card statements…
@michaelneale It’s a perfectly legitimate business name.
@michaelneale You rang?
DavidJuurlink There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who understand statistics and those who do not. HT @_youhadonejob pic.twitter.com/mlXsDhw8a8
@SnarkyPlatypus Confirmed, top place in 2013. The airport is at number nine. http://t.co/P4IW1H1snJ
@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah you’d only have to go one stop on the subway. But you’re right, Skytrain will give you the better orientation.
@SnarkyPlatypus So you’re changing at Phaya Thai to the Skytrain? Seems the long way around. http://t.co/PM83CYS1su
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh, I forget that the airport link is SRT rather than BTS. Bloody Thai infrastructure politics.
@SnarkyPlatypus You should have an excellent view from the BTS Skytrain on the way into the city.
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s why the terminal building is designed to look like snake scales. Also, passive cooling! http://t.co/7FwkdduTo8
@SnarkyPlatypus “The airport is located in a once low-lying marsh, formerly known as Nong Ngu Hao (Thai: หนà¸à¸‡à¸‡à¸¹à¹€à¸«à¹ˆà¸², lit. ‘Cobra Swamp’).”
@SnarkyPlatypus ขà¸à¸•à¹‰à¸à¸™à¸£à¸±à¸šà¸ªà¸¹à¹ˆà¸‡à¸¹à¹€à¸«à¹ˆà¸²à¸šà¸¶à¸‡!
“This is every active satellite orbiting earth,†in an interactive diagram thingy. http://t.co/tGX7Dd6feN
RT @neuroconscience: What happens when you put a worm’s brain in a Lego robot body? bit.ly/1t0hwjI [You get the Attorney-General!]
drearyclocks People smugglers are the Uber of immigration.
@NuclearAnthro @IndianExpress Well indeed. Australians, despite the lack of respect for class and authority, are really quite compliant.
@NuclearAnthro @IndianExpress Interesting experiment for India. I suspect the “success†of compulsory voting is culturally dependent.
RT @5at5daily: Also, 5at5 number 108 was emailed yesterday, but I forgot to tweet about it. Here it is now. http://t.co/8JjyL9Bpe9
RT @5at5daily: 5a5 number 109: Old courthouses; Utah suicides investigated; Uber’s dirt; Tor’s retorts; F-22 pilots’ psych help. http://t.c…
Approaching touchdownâ€#setthecontrolslpic.twitter.com/ltuMaz9MpRpR
dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, of course not, we were always at war with uber, says tech press.
SenatorLudlam ouch-> @GreatDismal: Watched my first Transformers film on the flight home. Visual equivalent of an enema of partially dissolved Gummi Bears
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/vhvIC5iFgy/
@juhasaarinen Meth mum.
Me at @crikey_news: “A right to privacy or rewriting history? Debate rages on the right to be forgotten†http://t.co/gQVWIFwGGw [$, trial]
Departing Sydney Central instagram.com/p/vhpinmCFjD/
RT @myrcurial: RT @stilgherrian: Very fatigue. << Much jeggings. Wow. [Lest we forget…]
Remember, folks, UBER is an anagram of TURD.
@jeamland I am choosing not to watch that video on the train.
@juhasaarinen Perhaps it would have been easier without the mammoth.
Very fatigue.
@drearyclocks What? You just spray it all into a garbage bag and then huff it. Couldn’t be easier.
Note to self: Combination hairdressing salon and abbatoir.
Oh @michaelmeloni has discovered something rather special instagram.com/p/vhgRVgjB_i/ .
Goodness me. Smelling salts to Holt Street, stat. instagram.com/p/vhidh4CFn_/
“Uber Executive Suggests Digging Up Dirt On Journalistsâ€, and worse, reports @BuzzFeedBen http://t.co/u3Lr2BiWZk
@miss_shiny That sounds an excellent combination. Now I am envious. Wait, no. I have pho. I am happy.
@NewtonMark The Privacy Commissioner was rather blunt yesterday, U thought. Fightin’ words.
@miss_shiny It is nice. :P
“How leading Tor developers and advocates tried to smear me after I reported their US Govt tiesâ€, writes @yashalevine http://t.co/6UV34IWVjx
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Fix your security, don’t cover up breaches: [Australian] Privacy commissioner†http://t.co/b0kPzpp6Dp
“Tanzania evicting 40,000 people from homeland to make room for Dubai royal familyâ€, writes @joannarothkoph http://t.co/9xZdbScWZ4
SilentCircle Phil Zimmermann &Mike Janke being honored amongst @ForeignPolicy’s 100 Leading #GlobalThinkers tonight! Well deserved pic.twitter.com/Xasv0d9K4Z
Silom Rd, from BTS Skytrain station, Bangkok, 4 Dec 2007. pic.twitter.com/rHMabH8VUt
@peterzmedia Same as here in Sydney. Six beers in an ice bucket..
@SnarkyPlatypus Look, they’re busy people. That guy there is just exhausted. He can’t do everything.
“Very strong cocktailâ€, Bangkok, 28 Nov 2007. Ah, street vendors Fpic.twitter.com/8qXPx1cCPWcCPW
SwiftOnSecurity BARBIE THAT WAS CRYPTOLOCKER YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO FAIL MIDDLE SCHOOL NOW pic.twitter.com/rJ3aFZklzC
“Because the pelvis tilts it can further accentuate the pressure that’s placed on those nerves,†she explained.
HistoryInPics Apollo 10 had a little known incident in flight as evidenced by this transcript. pic.twitter.com/wxobNlzTjJ
SwiftOnSecurity OH MY GOD WHAT A U DOIN BARBIE THAT SHIT PROBABLY RUNS MCAFEE pic.twitter.com/VxrI1BFleP
Loose in UTS.
Given that disasters happen in threes, there will be one really dumb mistake in today’s @crikey_news story.
@PitcherJenna You’d need a big needle.
@jon_lawrence Softcock.
@lukebuckmaster @eskimo_sparky I have not yet been evicted. The security here is terrible. I shall have to make a scene.
Story filed for @crikey_news. I need a coffee.
@semibogan Not while watching those movies, it isn’t.
@semibogan I’ll also bring a couple of big iron spikes, so we can impale our own faces on them afterwards.
@semibogan Well there goes my planned Christmas present for you.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Fix your security, don’t cover up breaches: Privacy commissioner†http://t.co/b0kPzpp6Dp
Tue plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; errands; train to Wentworth Falls, catch up on comms etc en route; @5at5daily; early night.
Tuesday. The fork is inserted, and twisted. It is done. Tuesday.
Oh FFS.
Tub waan aroi maak.
Actually, I knew that the Lowy address was today, I just didn’t know it was Merkel.