@SnarkyPlatypus No. At least I don’t think so. It’s more that it increases activity in the tubing.
So having slept on the train, and prior to that filled myself with tub waan, I now find myself awake again.
I am finally back at @bunjaree and in no fit state to fly a high-performance aircraft.
RT @kcarruthers: Prescient RT @annetreasure: South Korean authorities ban selfie sticks http://t.co/fYjtOKxh9m good
@Kimota Good luck.
@myrcurial I sincerely hope not.
@Kimota @franksting There was very little left in the bottle.
As I wait for a taxi, the drunk chap roams the empty streets, randomly shouting “Fuckers!” at closed shopfronts.
@franksting @Kimota Well, there was the entertainment of the utterly drunk guy with the remains of his Jack Daniels and an inner dialogue.
@Kimota No fucking hospitality whatsoever.
This is altogether far too tedious.
@michaelneale It does not look like this will happen this evening.
Poor bloody @paulwallbank, however. Just look at the shit he is having to endure.
Not only did I misread the timetable earlier, so I caught the 2018 train, it is now abandoning me for a bus at Springwood.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Not on my watch.
This is the lamest parallel universe ever.
Where am I?
RT @dobes I’ve seen what hell looks like http://t.co/XQWf3esaB2 burn down the internet.]
ryansrumblings Dear kid who graffitied some cool Ray Bans and a mustache on me. I’m not even mad. pic.twitter.com/cTjNat1Pyy
I am an arsehat.
Right, I think I can now compose myself sufficiently to walk across the part and catch the 1932 train up the hill.
@sebasu102 Oh I’ll go the two. Also, ped ped mâak.
Tub waan moo aroi maak.
Indict all the things.
RT @Renzo_Soprano: “Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.” http://t.co/GaATyXX2Zj
Endorphines, how good are they?
Oh dear God what have I done?
As an aside, I am not totally opposed to the concept of burning down selected sections of America.
So @TurnbullMalcolm can suggest something and then seconds later say he didn’t suggest it. Sleep well at night, Sirpic.twitter.com/5CpUd3Cydodo
BernardKeane Here’s @TurnbullMalcolm’s conspiracy theory about the ABC. Next - Turnbull on how the ABC put Holt on the Chinese sub pic.twitter.com/9TY5z9XZuA
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY LIVER.
Kitchen staff: “How do you know tub waan?†Hah!
Tub waan moo ped ped maak krub. Yes, that’s what I said.
This city will be the death of me.
RT @e_kaspersky: Absolutely #1 coverage of #Regin #malware espionage campaign, must read to get the whole picture: http://t.co/M1pEhnxCRa b…
I disagree, @myrcurial. I am happy to don the jeggings shirtless. Because obviously that would be a bonus.
RT @myrcurial: I think the real answer to @stilgherrian’s reticence to donning the Jeggings is the lack of a matching jacket for the Canadi…
@LeeroysGoneMAD Why thank you, though your memory is better than mine. If I did actually say “unpolished turd†on TV, sounds more SBS.
Barman under training. #RI
@LeeroysGoneMAD @mpesce Did I ever use “unpolished turdâ€? I don’t recall…
@BlogsofWar Yep, it does get rather depressing watching the “game†unfold with such predictability. “Despair†is also a word.
BlogsofWar People accuse me of bias but to be honest I watch events like this and come away disappointed in the entire human race.
BlogsofWar Livestream for people who want to hear a guy who sounds like Kermit the Frog critique police response in #Ferguson thefreethoughtproject.com/z/
So apparently for the Liberal Party, the basic human rights of the 21st Century are a “dilemmaâ€. What a difficult world they live in.
RT @Jo_Tovey: Liberal Party faces dilemma as same-sex marriage bill arrives in Senate http://t.co/0wZzg3qlDk via @smh
BlogsofWar No sane community burns down a liquor store and Taco Bell on the same night.
RT @joshgnosis: I guess it’s tough going when the PM thinks the NBN is the Coalition’s most popular policy.
@mpesce I couldn’t possibly explain to anyone’s satisfaction.
I must admit, antlers would make this better.
@mattdasilva Agreed. Jeggings would solve everything.
There shan’t be @5at5dailyly today, because lunch.
Oh sometimes my world is hilarious.
Laughing.
jturner_ibrs Government: we’re now buying “cloud first”
Vendor: we now sell cloud
Government: but it’s the same service
Vendor: no, it’s called cloud now
@SnarkyPlatypus No. Because I’m responsible.
OH: “Double shots?†“Sure.”
RT @calestous: ‘American #beer is just filthy water’ - #Czech President http://t.co/760auYlwKA http://t.co/fGE2V4LvKH
I haven’t listened back to tha@amworldtodaypmpm story yet, but I’m sure everything was excellent in every way.
“Regin: experts suspect sophisticated computer virus was state sponsored†on @amworldtodaypm. Warning: contains me. http://t.co/dxwZi4JrN7
@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly, or perhaps thankfully, there are no antlers. I have enough so cope with.
@jplonie @leslienassar What?
The place with the corner has Christmas decorations. I feel dirty.
@leslienassar I am a river to my people.
If someone offers you a copy of mX can you sue them for defamation?
@hughstephens I endure this for you.
@timfdavis @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Everything is perfect in Penrith. As it always is.
RT @SpeedinUptoStop: John Carpenter couldn’t even cook this shit up in his prime http://t.co/ktRDY1rjyn
@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus We were completely across Ferguson. It is the digital future today. And every day.
Evicted onto the harsh streets of Sydney.
OH: “I am not a drug addict.”
@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I tried that. Didn’t work.
OH: “Of course your teachers were vicious. They were nuns. Bitter women who hadn’t have sex for 50 years.”
And now, religion.
@SnarkyPlatypus The maître d has just arranged same.
The discussion has turned to politics. This will end well.
scottcarson1957 “Tear gas only slaps at the problem: nerve gas solves it.’ -Raoul Duke … The Police Chief.
RT @jeamland I believe, @stilgherrian, that there is truth in this: pic.twitter.com/f96gEB9zCV [For some value of truth…]
@hughstephens I do, but what’s that got to do with lunch?
BlogsofWar So @Ustream is surreal at times. Nothing like breakfast cereal videos inserted into violent crowds calling for the destruction of the state.
RT @courteneyh: OH: you be gareth & i’ll be cheryl.
Chocolate, etc. instagram.com/p/vzoBybiFpw/
Cow, etc. instagram.com/p/vzkVQViFgs/
OH: “Bitcoin, the Esperanto of money.”
@SnarkyPlatypus They are rather enormous scallops. Also, orgasmic.
Scallops, etc. instagram.com/p/vziB-oiFgx/
The AVG lunch is about to begin. instagram.com/p/vzeBWMCFi_/
THE WORLD SHALL HAVE MY FEELPINIONS AND BE IMPROVED THEREBY.
In a park, being interviewed by phone for @amworldtodaypm.
@0x1C You’re meant to wipe it off with a damp cloth or something.
I didn’t kill any of them.
I do not want to kill them all.
@BXGD @emmaogreen I’d have thought that signs of the apocalypse would be kinda, you know, important. Maybe they’re happier than I am.
Have you considered burning it down?
Today we are all grumpy eggplants.
@reillystyley @seamus Yes, yes, Cassandra. On and bloody on it goes.
Note to self: Consider a Turing-complete duck.
“Half of Americans Think Climate Change Is a Sign of the Apocalypseâ€, writes @emmaogreen, so there’s that. http://t.co/bpZPK12FD3
@kenhess I speak metaphorically.
“Four-year-old comment security bug affects 86 percent of WordPress sitesâ€, writes @thepacketrat http://t.co/yQIyIm3MfS
GonzoHacker Soon we will reveal the preordained conclusion, please respond in the manner you selected weeks ago
“The Cybersecurity Myths That Small Companies Still Believeâ€, from @BW http://t.co/wy020RN7JM
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/vzQITMCFqM/
@bigrb Oddly enough, I was just thinking that. Modular kernels are the work of Satan.
@semibogan Well I guess that’s why you’re a thought leader.
“Google releases enterprise anti-malware tool for Macsâ€, writes @alliecoyne http://t.co/umhBk2dtzO
@semibogan Here, have this melon. A concavity has been scooped out in readiness.
@seamus @reillystyley Those fucking trees have a lot to answer for.
jeamland High Court Justice Peter Reith.
@seamus Wait. @reillystyley is planning to kill everyone?
craigthomler John Sheridan hints at development of GovMail, a shared email service Australian gov agencies could choose to use #govinnovate #gov2au
RT @daraobriain: Basic manners. “@lewis_dartnell: When you’ve finished reading a website remember to scroll it back to the top for the next…
fanfiction_txt ”You’re a lame person as well.” the original driver, Luigi said, insulting him from an obvious distance.
@jkerrison Ah, cheers. I’ve literally just left to get to the station, will reply once I’m settled onto the train.
@jkerrison The Zoom H6 is brilliant, basically a 6-channel studio in a small gadget. zoom.co.jp/products/h6
@servantofchaos @jkerrison @lukehopewell Yep. The H6 would be perfect for recording panels etc. I don’t need that now.
@jkerrison @servantofchaos @lukehopewell All that’s in the blog post. ;) The rrp is $679, but typically they’re $400 to $500 in most shops.
@servantofchaos @lukehopewell @jkerrison Thanks for that. The little beastie needs to be put to good use. The H6 is kind of excellent.
Hey podcasters and audio types, I’m selling an as-new Zoom H6 for $360stilgherrian.com/media/h6/4T
Tue plan: 0924 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1200 @AVGFree lunch; finish writing; @5at5daily; dinner [?]; return train, late.
RT @gordonkerry: @stilgherrian http://t.co/gy0ClP2cLu [Exactly.]
#lambiementum. You know it makes sense.
@SuperiorMind @follysantidote @wolfcat All* your wishes shall be granted.
RT @TwopTwips: PRETEND to be a moon by taking all your selfies through a toilet roll centre. http://t.co/XmyjM0cDbv (via @nathanknight)
It’s like an Uber, but for firing people into the Sun.
@michaelneale I am suddenly feeling quite disoriented.
Routine reminder: Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?â€pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZyZy
@kenhess Today we are all in Oklahoma.
Isn’t it a bit odd@321CtrlShiftft, that researchers of personal information management don’t know how individuals even work? Or names?
You can only interact with @321CtrlShift if you have a “job†as a component of an “organisationâ€. Hail, workepic.twitter.com/02mxPvBUSPmxPvBUSP
I’m pleased to see that once more you’re all experts on every single thing there is.
RT @kasthomas: There is no tech worker shortage, just an exploitable-worker shortage http://t.co/drl3ulIPns [The internet is doomed.]
DuffelBlog Trending: Hagel Celebrates ‘White Christmas’ With Mountain Of Cocaine In Pentagon Office bit.ly/1pgaHhJ pic.twitter.com/MrPe2LqHdT
The derpocalypse continues.
I think we should put Daily Telegraph headline writers in charge of all complicated personal and moral decisions.
cheshireb Telegraph annoyed it will not be able to name baby using webpoll pic.twitter.com/NKMLxTNKQw
Make that five rounds of Xantinis.
“Ursula K Le Guin accepts the National Book Foundation’s Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters†https://t.co/iwbjHGRf0Q
AcademicsSay Best. Abstract. Ever.
arxiv.org/abs/1110.2832 pic.twitter.com/zQRk6IALTd
RT @normative: Text/VO intro to this interview w/ NSA’s Becky Richards looks like it was cribbed from a dystopian sci-fi flick… https://t…
I think we’ll all be resorting to a fourth round of extra-strong Xantinis before this day is done.
Tue plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1200 @AVGFree lunch; finish writing; @5at5daily; dinner [?]; return train.
Here’s @mikko and others discussing “update the AV detections, don’t make an announcementâ€, re Regin. https://t.co/rayA1vKBPb
So it would appear that some people have known about Regin for years. https://t.co/OozDwl2fFU That’ll get some tinfoilers well frothy.
“Secret Malware in European Union Attack Linked to US and British Intelligenceâ€, reports @the_intercept, on Regin. https://t.co/pAIrqixMsR
Oh I see.
Tuesday. It scrapes a little bit at the sides, but not so much that it’s unbearably painful. Tuesday.