Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

November 25th, 2014

@SnarkyPlatypus No. At least I don’t think so. It’s more that it increases activity in the tubing.

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So having slept on the train, and prior to that filled myself with tub waan, I now find myself awake again.

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I am finally back at @bunjaree and in no fit state to fly a high-performance aircraft.

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kcarruthers Prescient RT @annetreasure: South Korean authorities ban selfie sticks independent.co.uk/news/world/asi… good

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@semibogan @xntrik Well lime is the most sexual of colours.

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@xntrik It’s hard to say. Does @semibogan wear a leather vest?

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@Kimota @franksting There was very little left in the bottle.

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As I wait for a taxi, the drunk chap roams the empty streets, randomly shouting “Fuckers!” at closed shopfronts.

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@franksting @Kimota Well, there was the entertainment of the utterly drunk guy with the remains of his Jack Daniels and an inner dialogue.

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@Kimota No fucking hospitality whatsoever.

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This is altogether far too tedious.

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@michaelneale It does not look like this will happen this evening.

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Poor bloody @paulwallbank, however. Just look at the shit he is having to endure.

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Not only did I misread the timetable earlier, so I caught the 2018 train, it is now abandoning me for a bus at Springwood.

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This is the lamest parallel universe ever.

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RT @dobes I’ve seen what hell looks like twitter.com/dobes/status/5… burn down the internet.]

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ryansrumblings Dear kid who graffitied some cool Ray Bans and a mustache on me. I’m not even mad. pic.twitter.com/cTjNat1Pyy

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Right, I think I can now compose myself sufficiently to walk across the part and catch the 1932 train up the hill.

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@sebasu102 Oh I’ll go the two. Also, ped ped mâak.

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Tub waan moo aroi maak.

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Indict all the things.

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Renzo_Soprano “Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.” pic.twitter.com/GaATyXX2Zj

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Endorphines, how good are they?

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Oh dear God what have I done?

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As an aside, I am not totally opposed to the concept of burning down selected sections of America.

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So @TurnbullMalcolm can suggest something and then seconds later say he didn’t suggest it. Sleep well at night, Sir. pic.twitter.com/5CpUd3Cydo

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BernardKeane Here’s @TurnbullMalcolm’s conspiracy theory about the ABC. Next - Turnbull on how the ABC put Holt on the Chinese sub pic.twitter.com/9TY5z9XZuA

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SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY LIVER.

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Kitchen staff: “How do you know tub waan?” Hah!

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Tub waan moo ped ped maak krub. Yes, that’s what I said.

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This city will be the death of me.

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e_kaspersky Absolutely #1 coverage of espionage campaign, must read to get the whole picture: wired.com/2014/11/myster… by @KimZetter

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I disagree, @myrcurial. I am happy to don the jeggings shirtless. Because obviously that would be a bonus.

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myrcurial I think the real answer to @stilgherrian’s reticence to donning the Jeggings is the lack of a matching jacket for the Canadian Tuxedo.

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@LeeroysGoneMAD Why thank you, though your memory is better than mine. If I did actually say “unpolished turd” on TV, sounds more SBS.

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Barman under training.

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@LeeroysGoneMAD @mpesce Did I ever use “unpolished turd”? I don’t recall…

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@BlogsofWar Yep, it does get rather depressing watching the “game” unfold with such predictability. “Despair” is also a word.

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BlogsofWar People accuse me of bias but to be honest I watch events like this and come away disappointed in the entire human race.

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BlogsofWar Livestream for people who want to hear a guy who sounds like Kermit the Frog critique police response in thefreethoughtproject.com/z/

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So apparently for the Liberal Party, the basic human rights of the 21st Century are a “dilemma”. What a difficult world they live in.

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Jo_Tovey Liberal Party faces dilemma as same-sex marriage bill arrives in Senate smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh

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BlogsofWar No sane community burns down a liquor store and Taco Bell on the same night.

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joshgnosis I guess it’s tough going when the PM thinks the NBN is the Coalition’s most popular policy.

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@mpesce I couldn’t possibly explain to anyone’s satisfaction.

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I must admit, antlers would make this better.

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@mattdasilva Agreed. Jeggings would solve everything.

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There shan’t be a @5at5daily today, because lunch.

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Oh sometimes my world is hilarious.

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jturner_ibrs Government: we’re now buying “cloud first”
Vendor: we now sell cloud
Government: but it’s the same service
Vendor: no, it’s called cloud now

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OH: “Double shots?” “Sure.”

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calestous ‘American is just filthy water’ - President rt.com/news/208459-ze… pic.twitter.com/fGE2V4LvKH

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I haven’t listened back to that @amworldtodaypm story yet, but I’m sure everything was excellent in every way.

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“Regin: experts suspect sophisticated computer virus was state sponsored” on @amworldtodaypm. Warning: contains me. abc.net.au/worldtoday/con…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly, or perhaps thankfully, there are no antlers. I have enough so cope with.

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The place with the corner has Christmas decorations. I feel dirty.

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If someone offers you a copy of mX can you sue them for defamation?

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@timfdavis @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Everything is perfect in Penrith. As it always is.

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SpeedinUptoStop John Carpenter couldn’t even cook this shit up in his prime pic.twitter.com/ktRDY1rjyn

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus We were completely across Ferguson. It is the digital future today. And every day.

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Evicted onto the harsh streets of Sydney.

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OH: “I am not a drug addict.”

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OH: “Of course your teachers were vicious. They were nuns. Bitter women who hadn’t have sex for 50 years.”

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The discussion has turned to politics. This will end well.

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scottcarson1957 “Tear gas only slaps at the problem: nerve gas solves it.’ -Raoul Duke … The Police Chief.

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RT @jeamland I believe, @stilgherrian, that there is truth in this: pic.twitter.com/f96gEB9zCV [For some value of truth…]

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@hughstephens I do, but what’s that got to do with lunch?

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BlogsofWar So @Ustream is surreal at times. Nothing like breakfast cereal videos inserted into violent crowds calling for the destruction of the state.

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courteneyh OH: you be gareth & i’ll be cheryl.

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OH: “Bitcoin, the Esperanto of money.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus They are rather enormous scallops. Also, orgasmic.

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The AVG lunch is about to begin. instagram.com/p/vzeBWMCFi_/

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THE WORLD SHALL HAVE MY FEELPINIONS AND BE IMPROVED THEREBY.

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In a park, being interviewed by phone for @amworldtodaypm.

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@0x1C You’re meant to wipe it off with a damp cloth or something.

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I didn’t kill any of them.

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I do not want to kill them all.

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@BXGD @emmaogreen I’d have thought that signs of the apocalypse would be kinda, you know, important. Maybe they’re happier than I am.

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Have you considered burning it down?

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Today we are all grumpy eggplants.

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@reillystyley @seamus Yes, yes, Cassandra. On and bloody on it goes.

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Note to self: Consider a Turing-complete duck.

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“Half of Americans Think Climate Change Is a Sign of the Apocalypse”, writes @emmaogreen, so there’s that. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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“Four-year-old comment security bug affects 86 percent of WordPress sites”, writes @thepacketrat arstechnica.com/security/2014/…

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GonzoHacker Soon we will reveal the preordained conclusion, please respond in the manner you selected weeks ago

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“The Cybersecurity Myths That Small Companies Still Believe”, from @BW businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

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@bigrb Oddly enough, I was just thinking that. Modular kernels are the work of Satan.

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@semibogan Well I guess that’s why you’re a thought leader.

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“Google releases enterprise anti-malware tool for Macs”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/News/398149,go…

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@semibogan Here, have this melon. A concavity has been scooped out in readiness.

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@seamus @reillystyley Those fucking trees have a lot to answer for.

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jeamland High Court Justice Peter Reith.

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craigthomler John Sheridan hints at development of GovMail, a shared email service Australian gov agencies could choose to use

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daraobriain Basic manners. “@lewis_dartnell: When you’ve finished reading a website remember to scroll it back to the top for the next person”

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fanfiction_txt ”You’re a lame person as well.” the original driver, Luigi said, insulting him from an obvious distance.

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@jkerrison Ah, cheers. I’ve literally just left to get to the station, will reply once I’m settled onto the train.

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@jkerrison The Zoom H6 is brilliant, basically a 6-channel studio in a small gadget. zoom.co.jp/products/h6

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@servantofchaos @jkerrison @lukehopewell Yep. The H6 would be perfect for recording panels etc. I don’t need that now.

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@jkerrison @servantofchaos @lukehopewell All that’s in the blog post. ;) The rrp is $679, but typically they’re $400 to $500 in most shops.

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@servantofchaos @lukehopewell @jkerrison Thanks for that. The little beastie needs to be put to good use. The H6 is kind of excellent.

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Hey podcasters and audio types, I’m selling an as-new Zoom H6 for $360. stilgherrian.com/media/h6/

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Tue plan: 0924 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1200 @AVGFree lunch; finish writing; @5at5daily; dinner [?]; return train, late.

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TwopTwips PRETEND to be a moon by taking all your selfies through a toilet roll centre. pic.twitter.com/XmyjM0cDbv (via @nathanknight)

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It’s like an Uber, but for firing people into the Sun.

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@michaelneale I am suddenly feeling quite disoriented.

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Routine reminder: Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy

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Isn’t it a bit odd, @321CtrlShift, that researchers of personal information management don’t know how individuals even work? Or names?

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You can only interact with @321CtrlShift if you have a “job” as a component of an “organisation”. Hail, worker ants. pic.twitter.com/02mxPvBUSP

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I’m pleased to see that once more you’re all experts on every single thing there is.

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RT @kasthomas: There is no tech worker shortage, just an exploitable-worker shortage businessweek.com/articles/2014-… [The internet is doomed.]

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DuffelBlog Trending: Hagel Celebrates ‘White Christmas’ With Mountain Of Cocaine In Pentagon Office bit.ly/1pgaHhJ pic.twitter.com/MrPe2LqHdT

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The derpocalypse continues.

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I think we should put Daily Telegraph headline writers in charge of all complicated personal and moral decisions.

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cheshireb Telegraph annoyed it will not be able to name baby using webpoll pic.twitter.com/NKMLxTNKQw

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Make that five rounds of Xantinis.

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“Ursula K Le Guin accepts the National Book Foundation’s Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters” youtube.com/watch?v=Et9Nf-…

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normative Text/VO intro to this interview w/ NSA’s Becky Richards looks like it was cribbed from a dystopian sci-fi flick… youtube.com/watch?v=wZUqNl…

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I think we’ll all be resorting to a fourth round of extra-strong Xantinis before this day is done.

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Tue plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1200 @AVGFree lunch; finish writing; @5at5daily; dinner [?]; return train.

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Here’s @mikko and others discussing “update the AV detections, don’t make an announcement”, re Regin. twitter.com/mikko/status/5…

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So it would appear that some people have known about Regin for years. twitter.com/mikko/status/5… That’ll get some tinfoilers well frothy.

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“Secret Malware in European Union Attack Linked to US and British Intelligence”, reports @the_intercept, on Regin. firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

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Tuesday. It scrapes a little bit at the sides, but not so much that it’s unbearably painful. Tuesday.

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